Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Sorry, only dubs are allowed in.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 293
Thread images: 89
File: bouncer2_2294.jpg (48 KB, 209x350) Image search: [Google]
bouncer2_2294.jpg
48 KB, 209x350
Sorry, only dubs are allowed in.
>>
File: Lex_sheqelpeter1.jpg (140 KB, 526x294) Image search: [Google]
Lex_sheqelpeter1.jpg
140 KB, 526x294
here i come!
>>
>>686950537
dammit reroll
>>
File: mrmayor.png (144 KB, 254x271) Image search: [Google]
mrmayor.png
144 KB, 254x271
I have diplomatic immunity
>>
are trips aloud in the vip?
>>
It's a sausagefest inside there anyway.
>>
File: 5b2.gif (432 KB, 500x394) Image search: [Google]
5b2.gif
432 KB, 500x394
i'll shoot up the club once i roll dubs!
>>
let mi in
>>
Easy entry
>>
File: 4YQE2lZ.jpg (127 KB, 714x454) Image search: [Google]
4YQE2lZ.jpg
127 KB, 714x454
>>686950330
im coming in anyway
>>
I am white .
>>
File: 1464466780237.jpg (41 KB, 667x467) Image search: [Google]
1464466780237.jpg
41 KB, 667x467
>>
quads get
>>
File: 1464561381569.png (180 KB, 458x266) Image search: [Google]
1464561381569.png
180 KB, 458x266
Ok
>>
>>686953133
ONLY WHITES ALLOWED IN THIS CLUB
>>
dubs reporting
>>
>>686953133
Then come on in! Im his friend, so I get in too, right?
>>
step aside faggot
>>
File: 1463645639571.gif (988 KB, 500x301) Image search: [Google]
1463645639571.gif
988 KB, 500x301
>>686950330
>>
File: 1464305894524.webm (2 MB, 640x480) Image search: [Google]
1464305894524.webm
2 MB, 640x480
>>
I am white also
>>
>>686953333
>>
>>686953133
only you and me are allowed in (also white)
>>
>>686953541
And rich
>>
Can I enter?
>>
Alright then.
>>
File: 1464004020838.jpg (66 KB, 300x287) Image search: [Google]
1464004020838.jpg
66 KB, 300x287
>>
File: 1444278114977.jpg (420 KB, 700x1334) Image search: [Google]
1444278114977.jpg
420 KB, 700x1334
>>686950330
Is this dubs enough for you?
>>
but Im a superior white male
>>
File: image.jpg (175 KB, 1000x864) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
175 KB, 1000x864
Now you better let me in buddy or else
>>
File: 01c.png (515 KB, 500x584) Image search: [Google]
01c.png
515 KB, 500x584
>>686950330
Happy days
>>
File: image.jpg (104 KB, 735x570) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
104 KB, 735x570
These dubs just don't add up.
>>
>>686953540
is this jackass woman edition?
>>
File: 1462155933776.jpg (23 KB, 278x395) Image search: [Google]
1462155933776.jpg
23 KB, 278x395
If my dubs are not in order I'm ass raping the next anon who does
>>
>>686950330
im in
>>
but my girlfriend's in there
>>
>>686950330
ey b0ss, let me in
>>
File: Me.jpg (19 KB, 400x300) Image search: [Google]
Me.jpg
19 KB, 400x300
The world is my club
>>
>>686954095
my name is filthy porn slut, and this... is jackass
>>
How about trips?
>>
>>686950330

But I'm Obama
>>
>>686954417
GTFO
>>
File: 1463959312895.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
1463959312895.jpg
8 KB, 225x225
Will you take my digits? I think there are Jedi in there
>>
File: hqdefault.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
hqdefault.jpg
11 KB, 480x360
O shit waddup
>>
File: enhanced-26979-1424263054-3.jpg (37 KB, 547x539) Image search: [Google]
enhanced-26979-1424263054-3.jpg
37 KB, 547x539
Let's slide in /b/ros
>>
Sure
>>
File: okay.jpg (256 KB, 620x412) Image search: [Google]
okay.jpg
256 KB, 620x412
>>686954509
>>
>>686950330
oh no, I don't actually want to stay in this thread, I simply left my jacket in there. now if you'll kindly allow me to get in there to get it and get the fuck out of my way as I do so, it would be sufficiently appreciated. thanks
>>
step out of my way you cunt, let me in
>>
>>686954735

no fatsos
>>
>>686950330
I'm the whitest white guy
>>
what about trip bro?
>>
File: ifyouarereadingthisitstolate.gif (2 KB, 79x72) Image search: [Google]
ifyouarereadingthisitstolate.gif
2 KB, 79x72
Sup bitches
>>
Are fags allowed in?
>>
>>686954877
Chekd
>>
Here are my dubs sir. Have a nice evening.
>>
If i get trips or 69 everyone gets in, on me.
>>
>>686954877
>I'm whiter than you!
>>
File: bouncer.jpg (19 KB, 236x236) Image search: [Google]
bouncer.jpg
19 KB, 236x236
>>686954810

never heard that one before
>>
>>686955041
shit, reroll, same rules apply, fight me
>>
My penis is 6 inches long
>>
File: 1457897273663.jpg (2 MB, 3632x5456) Image search: [Google]
1457897273663.jpg
2 MB, 3632x5456
oh come on
>>
>>686955127
That is pretty average
>>
>>686955127
Flacid
>>
You don't have dubs, nerd
>>
>>686955189
When it's erect
>>
>>686950330
ok....hang on....i know i got them somewhere....
>>
>>686955353
wait...wait...wait....
>>
Move out the way homos
>>
>>686955276
It's DOUBLE
>>
>>686955412
Fuck this shit
>>
>>686955409
let me go to my car. i think i left them in there.
>>
>>686950330
cuming in
>>
>>686955519
shiet reroll
>>
>>686955489
goddammit, i hope i didn't leave them at home.
>>
>>686955474
Rolio to get rid of my polio
>>
>>686955561
fuck, where did i put them? i wanna get in.
>>
It's Dat boi
>>
File: BzC8C2fCcAAIlM3.jpg (57 KB, 500x634) Image search: [Google]
BzC8C2fCcAAIlM3.jpg
57 KB, 500x634
>>686950330

Listen mang if you doont let me an' meh bros in veer gonna 'ave to rrrruff you up.
>>
>>686950330
but...
>>
If I get dubs I'll masterbate infront of my sister
>>
>>686950330
I'm in the list, check it
>>
Step aside
>>
This the police. Let me in.
>>
Don't worry, Dubs says all Daves Are on the list
>>
i'm white too
>>
Dubs=kill myshelf
>>
rolly poly
>>
I'm vip
>>
step aside meathead my fans are waiting
>>
LET ME IN
>>
File: image.jpg (146 KB, 579x723) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
146 KB, 579x723
Pope cummin thro
>>
Lemme in nigger
>>
File: chrisbrown.jpg (755 KB, 1280x960) Image search: [Google]
chrisbrown.jpg
755 KB, 1280x960
>>686950330

>be me
>can't get it
>be hatin' from outside the club
>>
I guess I'm staying
>>
c'mon man i'll slip you some blow
>>
>>686950330
Please, I know the owner.
>>
I'm on the list, notice the quads.
>>
Shit! Sorry sir, forgot my dubs back home. Will these trips do?
>>
>>686956444
>off by 2
>>
File: 3452345.jpg (69 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
3452345.jpg
69 KB, 1024x768
>>686956299

Donald Trump is a nigger lover
>>
>>686950330
Will my triples be good enough sir
>>
I should be on the list
>>
File: 34234234.jpg (81 KB, 800x430) Image search: [Google]
34234234.jpg
81 KB, 800x430
I'll gas you
>>
>>686954998
Off by Juan
>>
Here is my invitation, go ahead and check if you want
>>
I'm white with a nigger dick. Is that cool?
>>
>>686956600
Double dubs! Fuck you!
>>
JUSTICE
>>
File: image_4.png (688 KB, 460x628) Image search: [Google]
image_4.png
688 KB, 460x628
I never get dubs, just throw me to the curb
>>
>>686956833
Apparently you're cool
>>
>>686950330
Nah man I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to go in there i SWEAR.
>>
File: How real asians are.jpg (54 KB, 312x320) Image search: [Google]
How real asians are.jpg
54 KB, 312x320
>>686956833

I'm asian with an asian dick
>>
>>686950330
I got the chalk.
>>
I don't want to get in...
I'm just here to sale drugs outside
>>
I'm a beaner
>>
>>686956996
Okay good
>>
>>686955973
>reroll
>>
File: 1464005333606.jpg (37 KB, 734x734) Image search: [Google]
1464005333606.jpg
37 KB, 734x734
Step the fuck out of my way.
>>
File: Jesus Bread.jpg (51 KB, 720x480) Image search: [Google]
Jesus Bread.jpg
51 KB, 720x480
Let me in, my son
>>
>>686950330
Ok
>>
>>686956915
No dubs? then you are free to go. FOR JUSTICE
>>
File: image.png (1 MB, 750x1334) Image search: [Google]
image.png
1 MB, 750x1334
Got my dubs right here sir
>>
>>686957018
Uhhh..no for real im legit.
>>
File: feelings.gif (459 KB, 384x288) Image search: [Google]
feelings.gif
459 KB, 384x288
>>686957088

dubs hog
>>
No Problem, Sir.
>>
File: checkem.jpg (12 KB, 248x249) Image search: [Google]
checkem.jpg
12 KB, 248x249
Dubs
>>
>>686957396
If I get dubs one more time I swear to fucking nigger god
>>
Ollalw me
>>
I am dubs.
>>
File: ngbbs56be9dcc2f461.png (324 KB, 720x566) Image search: [Google]
ngbbs56be9dcc2f461.png
324 KB, 720x566
>>
>>686957326
Alright you know what fuck this im out...maybe..
>>
Thanks for letting me in
>>
I'm on the list

Check em
>>
File: 42f2ef4g.jpg (57 KB, 300x395) Image search: [Google]
42f2ef4g.jpg
57 KB, 300x395
>>686950330
come at me brotha!
>>
>>686957577
>>686957588
>>686957599
U niggers gonna stop it arent u
>>
File: giphy.gif (973 KB, 320x228) Image search: [Google]
giphy.gif
973 KB, 320x228
99 here, pls lemme in
>>
Let me in
>>
>>686957577
>>686957588
>>686957599
Come on in
>>
Okay
>>
could you please step out of the way sir?
>>
>>686957577
>>686957588
>>686957599

Holy shit a trifecta.

Based Ethan Klein
>>
>>686957840
thanks. are drinks like free or..?
>>
>>686957671
Check em again
>>
Take a look at my quads, u nignog
>>
File: pepesad.jpg (114 KB, 1252x1252) Image search: [Google]
pepesad.jpg
114 KB, 1252x1252
hay
>>
I shit myself can I use the bathroom insider
>>
Rrrolllllllll
>>
Iwll this dne
>>
>>686958152
NO you fucking normie
>>
>>686958381
ROOOOLLLLLLLL
>>
damn
>>
Boner
>>
>>686958455
wellcome fagget
>>
File: image.gif (692 KB, 278x200) Image search: [Google]
image.gif
692 KB, 278x200
Get
>>
>>686958455
>>686958066
>>686957588

holy shit look at me. im good at this. 3/3 posts so far.
>>
outta my way singles plebs
>>
>>686950330
Is this why you're out here trying to have some authority? Lol I'm going in either way
>>
>>686950330
attention, hot trips coming in!
>>
File: bouncer.jpg (25 KB, 350x233) Image search: [Google]
bouncer.jpg
25 KB, 350x233
>>686950330

That's not what a friend of mine told me
>>
>>686958700

Man fuck you
>>
>>686958700
i dont wanna post anymore because odds are ill break my streak but i am a god.
>>
File: sdada.png (26 KB, 101x102) Image search: [Google]
sdada.png
26 KB, 101x102
If this comment get dubs you are all gay.
>>
File: 1428558971333.jpg (11 KB, 400x480) Image search: [Google]
1428558971333.jpg
11 KB, 400x480
cheq em
>>
>>686958700
can i buy one of your dubs?
>>
File: 769.png (11 KB, 569x545) Image search: [Google]
769.png
11 KB, 569x545
>>686959227
>>
>>686959291
no
>>
gtfo and let me in fagg
>>
>>686955117
one more try
>>
we partying anyway
>>
>>686959383
come on man, my friends are in there!
i'll buy you a drink man!
>>
File: 1464629746645.gif (1004 KB, 375x286) Image search: [Google]
1464629746645.gif
1004 KB, 375x286
>>686950330
Will I?
>>
>>686959162
goddamnit
>>686959291
>>686959383

fuck you, my trip dubs. how much you got fam?
>>
I trust these will suffice
>>
File: 1410660421423.png (243 KB, 570x570) Image search: [Google]
1410660421423.png
243 KB, 570x570
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>
File: 1462819482013.png (114 KB, 500x387) Image search: [Google]
1462819482013.png
114 KB, 500x387
Coming through, dont mind me
>>
I'm a white attorney
>>
>>686959706
these nuts?
>>
Are you taking to me?
>>
dubs?

please, i shit trips for brekfast
>>
>>686959674
What's this from?
>>
File: Screenshot_2016-05-30-13-16-49.png (1 MB, 2560x1440) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2016-05-30-13-16-49.png
1 MB, 2560x1440
See you later Grieco.
>>
File: 1451897108683.jpg (17 KB, 276x320) Image search: [Google]
1451897108683.jpg
17 KB, 276x320
wassup
>>
>>686950330
OP standing there cause he won't get in
>>
>>686950330

u wot m9
>>
Want in
>>
hah
>>
File: jews.jpg (44 KB, 240x240) Image search: [Google]
jews.jpg
44 KB, 240x240
Yes.
>>
Here I come,wait for me
>>
I'm black
>>
step aside
>>
>>686954417
we dont need any filthy niggers in here
>>
>>686959955
holy dub dubs!
>>
please sir. I thirsty
>>
>>686950330

let me through, i'm a doctor and the only prescription for this thread is more dubs!
>>
>>686950330
Step aside you fuckin faggot.
>>
>>686960154
We don't need your kind here.
>>
File: 1431448420913.gif (38 KB, 455x679) Image search: [Google]
1431448420913.gif
38 KB, 455x679
>>686950330
move aside porkchop
>>
am i good to go?
>>
I am the Zozzlelord
>>
File: 1464389346137.jpg (17 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
1464389346137.jpg
17 KB, 480x360
>>686950330
>>
Ill knock your fucking teeth in you bouncer fuck. Why stand with your arms like that when I can kick your dick off you piece of shit. Fuck off and die
>>
>>686950330
OP's just mad because he didn't get dubs
>>
aw shiet nigga lemme in
>>
>>686950330

whatever, i don't want in your dumb club anyway...
gonna get some hot singles in my area!
>>
Check em'
>>
Out of my way faggot
>>
check these
>>
File: metal_ep003_09-02.jpg (69 KB, 1080x608) Image search: [Google]
metal_ep003_09-02.jpg
69 KB, 1080x608
Sausage fest in here.
>>
>>686960520
Haha epic fail faggot I hope you never live this down. I have this screenshotted and will be posting this only every thread I see for the next year and a half. Piece of fucking shit quit trying to act like you are untouchable. You lose. You lost you don't have dubs LOL
>>
Leel
>>
>>686958700
>>686958455
>>686958066
>>686957588


going for trips. if i get trips everyone who didn't say something along the line of ''check em'' gets in. and ill post some OC nudes.
>>
Finally, a club for only the truest of dubs.
>>
File: animals1.jpg (3 KB, 82x125) Image search: [Google]
animals1.jpg
3 KB, 82x125
>>686959310
>>
File: man_with_giant_cock cop234y.jpg (210 KB, 577x576) Image search: [Google]
man_with_giant_cock cop234y.jpg
210 KB, 577x576
>>
i just turned 22 boss let me in
>>
File: 1442885519343.gif (1 MB, 640x831) Image search: [Google]
1442885519343.gif
1 MB, 640x831
Check out this amazing and erotic animation.
>>
Let me in, I'm white also
>>
praise 'em
>>
>>686959917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAnv0-NjMKo
>>
Out of my way you fucking beta
>>
File: 1464625926649.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1464625926649.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
Dubsie!
>>
File: 1459129621748.jpg (104 KB, 685x567) Image search: [Google]
1459129621748.jpg
104 KB, 685x567
>>686959674
Where the hell did this come from
>>
Check my dubs m8
>>
>>686961011
close. so very close to quads. oh well.
>>
I am black
>>
>>686961279
... sauce ?
>>
cool I don't even wan't to enter your gay club
>>
please let me in daddy
>>
Dubs here
>>
>>686961381
ruhruhruhreroll
>>
Dubs here. Step aside guard dog im here to get my freek on
>>
File: 1464625656182.webm (1 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1464625656182.webm
1 MB, 1280x720
>>686961493
Sorry, I don't have it...
>>
Komin' tru
>>
File: Jizz.jpg (110 KB, 1152x864) Image search: [Google]
Jizz.jpg
110 KB, 1152x864
Is 1 off okay? I can give you a little of this too...
>>
>>686950330
Im coming in faggots, dubs or not, I'm coming in.
>>
>>686961622
I'm with this guy. Let me in too please.
>>
Easy
>>
>>686950330
Let me in you nigger
>>
File: 1463776951532.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1463776951532.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
>>686961634
But I do have trips!
>>
the dude after me we'll get dubs
>>
Ok
>>
>>686961618
reroll
>>
File: Gotta go fast.jpg (37 KB, 1000x1000) Image search: [Google]
Gotta go fast.jpg
37 KB, 1000x1000
>>
File: 1461020004223.gif (179 KB, 375x375) Image search: [Google]
1461020004223.gif
179 KB, 375x375
I NEED NO DUBS
>>
let me in faggot
>>
File: 1463776217006.webm (3 MB, 852x480) Image search: [Google]
1463776217006.webm
3 MB, 852x480
>>686961844
Oh well, dubs will do!
>>
VIP has arrived. Where's my bottle service?
>>
File: 1461020058383.png (234 KB, 500x340) Image search: [Google]
1461020058383.png
234 KB, 500x340
>>686961966
BUT I HAVE THEM ANYWAY
>>
>>686950330

move out my way
>>
>>686961988
right this way sir
>>
triple
>>
File: tumblr_mogjeqsE1B1reqpbro1_500.gif (557 KB, 500x375) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_mogjeqsE1B1reqpbro1_500.gif
557 KB, 500x375
I'm gonna smash my way in
>>
but i was always in
>>
File: 12346291.jpg (103 KB, 512x384) Image search: [Google]
12346291.jpg
103 KB, 512x384
>>686962359
Here I go
>>
I brought my vape
>>
File: 1463166214240.jpg (14 KB, 480x360) Image search: [Google]
1463166214240.jpg
14 KB, 480x360
>>686962414
RAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
File: 1453226293956.webm (2 MB, 336x448) Image search: [Google]
1453226293956.webm
2 MB, 336x448
>>686962300
And dubs again!, It's a dubs fest!
>>
Dubs have arrived
>>
>>686950330
hypocrite
>>
File: 1447966842211.png (119 KB, 443x414) Image search: [Google]
1447966842211.png
119 KB, 443x414
>>
File: 1453224649969.webm (2 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1453224649969.webm
2 MB, 1280x720
>>686962540
We're pumping out dubs...
>>
I belong here you beta fuck
>>
File: Weegee.png (190 KB, 998x2517) Image search: [Google]
Weegee.png
190 KB, 998x2517
You'll let me in, won't you sir?
>>
File: 1462062360742.jpg (178 KB, 940x626) Image search: [Google]
1462062360742.jpg
178 KB, 940x626
>>686950330
YOU POTATO-HEAD PIECE OF SHIT BETTER FUCKING LET ME IN OR ELSE YOU'LL REGRET IT
>>
no way
>>
File: 1453224438153.webm (3 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
1453224438153.webm
3 MB, 1280x720
>>686962690
No....
>>
>>
File: 1463005664221.jpg (99 KB, 394x579) Image search: [Google]
1463005664221.jpg
99 KB, 394x579
>>
File: Hot_Pie.png (101 KB, 258x304) Image search: [Google]
Hot_Pie.png
101 KB, 258x304
>>686961955
>>
trips incoming
>>
I know the owner, his name is Zolton
>>
File: 492.jpg (39 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
492.jpg
39 KB, 500x500
>>686962847
RE̜͍̟͚̯E̞͖̻̦͓Ẹ̫E͍̭E͔͍͉͖͚͇̯͠EE͓̮EE͏̲̲̤͙̯͙̩E̸̗E̝̤̞͎͕ͅE̥E̡̫̤̻̣̠̱E̢͙̦̥Ḙ͝E̳̻̳E̙̬͝E̪EE͏͙̗͖E̥͠
>>
Roll, cucks
>>
File: gaddafi tuplat.jpg (63 KB, 509x295) Image search: [Google]
gaddafi tuplat.jpg
63 KB, 509x295
>>
File: snazrat.jpg (7 KB, 198x255) Image search: [Google]
snazrat.jpg
7 KB, 198x255
Rats get in free, right?
>>
File: rat.gif (21 KB, 790x843) Image search: [Google]
rat.gif
21 KB, 790x843
I heard rats got in free.
>>
Dont mind me
>>
File: tupla_kone.png (27 KB, 199x200) Image search: [Google]
tupla_kone.png
27 KB, 199x200
>>686963141
fug, time for the double machine
>>
>>686956625
Mein neger
>>
>>686963264
Not tonight, it's dubz only
>>
Dont you know who I am? Im the Sausage King of Chicago! Let me in!
>>
rub for a dub
>>
flick for a trip
>>
File: babe rats.jpg (71 KB, 624x351) Image search: [Google]
babe rats.jpg
71 KB, 624x351
our mommy is in there
>>
You're fired you dickhead
>>
hey..what's that..
>>
File: 1464607490083.png (15 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
1464607490083.png
15 KB, 200x200
>>686963524
my dik
>>
File: 1460208269021.jpg (24 KB, 370x370) Image search: [Google]
1460208269021.jpg
24 KB, 370x370
THIS CLUB IS FILLED WITH FUCKING RATS
GET THE BOUNCER OVER HERE
>>
Just passing trough
>>
File: eddy.jpg (75 KB, 479x300) Image search: [Google]
eddy.jpg
75 KB, 479x300
>>686950330
life has many doors, ed boys
>>
We just need more concentration for the Rat problem
>>
ere i go'
Thread replies: 293
Thread images: 89


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.