Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks!
Faggots are furfags
Wait
Am I doing it right?
nice meme
>>686939105
Im not a lean mean meme machine like you.
>>686939204
i love it
>>686939105
Thanks Zary bby
Didn't mean it of course
Y'all gay faggots are ay okay
Fug me now
>>686939286
no problem, anon
>>686939371
Too lazy for namesync
Dunno why it is deactivated anyways
>>686939286
Gotta buy me a pint first sailor.
>>686939530
well i'm unsure of who you may be then most likely due to being gone a while and since i'm tired as fuck
i guess i could post pictures
don't tell me what dicks i cant have
have all the dicks you want
squiiiish
sux
same
>>686938649
mmmmmmmmmmmm dicks
>>686939263
Dank
>>686941873
he's pretty dank if you ask me
more bunny boys please
>>686939625
I'm sure that you would know if I were to write the way I usually do.
With all the punctuations intact and the likes of such.
Guess?
Plz?
Only got puppy boys here
>>686941973
>>686942085
i most likely could but i'm pretty braindead at the moment
>>686942157
nemo in dreamland?
>>686942206
Guessing me is completely unhard-ish, I promise.
No skill or brains required.
>>686942348
uhhh
Vortex?
>>686942206
>>686942348
Yet I'm never gonna forgive you if you do not guess it right, of course.
Probably
Or something along those lines.
>>686942395
You win this time~
>>686942347
wat
I lift tails high as cliffs~
Hi vortex
>>686942435
ayy
good shit
>>686942482
only your own
>>686942541
I do not, I am the manliest dominant top of all time.
>>686942535
Hi there!
What are you up to?
>>686942541
My need for punctuation is too big, gives me away everytime I don't think about not using it to conceal my incredible presence.
Or something like that anyways.
How's it going?
>>686942719
You're loaded again since I stopped going off and firing all my rounds and leaving none for home defense.
>>686942659
this statement seems... dubious
>>686942659
but do you have proof
>>686942719
eh, everyone's got their thing. i think mine is lack of capitalization and possibly other identifications i don't realize yet
i'm doing alright, just at home the rest of the day and about to go for a cigarette, how about yourself?
>>686942877
>>686942903
please ignore the content of my tripcode
>>686943056
your jedi mind tricks won't work on me
>>686938649
>dicks are for chicks
NO! >:[ Dicks are for boys. Yum yum
>>686943100
>>686943174
I AM THE DROPPER OF PANTIES, THE GREAT PENETRATOR, THE MIGHT OF MY PHALLUS IS SUNG ABOUT IN HYMNS OF OLD
>>686943364
i disagree!
>>686942853
Hehe!
>>686942903
Doing pretty good today!
Today I had a lab where I could commandeer this huge as fuck CO2 laser and engrave and cut all kinds of stuff, it was epic!
>>686943056
but that's haard
>>686943298
slurp slurp slurp
>>686943416
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
>>686943437
how are you doing, pistolfu
>>686943465
You POST?
wtf coffee is here
Mornin lads
>>686943658
mornin
>>686943584
your tripcode
>>686943584
>>686943607
y-yeah?
>>686943815
you have an upsettingly good point
>>686943997
you haven't been here forever
>>686943767
hello anon
>>686943997
where you been
>>686944083
hows things?
>>686944030
that's okay, i'm not judging
>>686943584
Feeling like god because I destroyed all kinds of stuff with a laser today.
And I'm just happy in general.
Hbu?
>>686944030
I post about once a week ish
>>686944097
what do you mean where have I been? Around, working, filing police reports and frivolous lawsuits, that kinda thing.
>>686944162
Doing well enough
>>686944248
I hate to jump into someone else s conversation, but what kind of laser?
>>686944248
Oh sick. I know this isn't the same technology but the US is developing a railgun for artillery purposes. Could reinvigorate Reagan's old star wars vision.
>>686944225
I judge myself harshly enough.
>>686944388
I forgot that you existed off of my steam, norge.
>>686944388
>police reports
>lawsuits
are you pulling my leg
wowie zowie
>>686944489
that is unfortunate
I thought coffee was dead and raped in some alley somewhere.
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i love mika
>>686944560
I don't want to be a deviant homo anymore.
>>686944677
I chill with him on steam all the time. He's my norgefu, like vortex is my glockfu and you're my injunfu
>>686944837
you are who you are, mate
>>686944423
It was a CO2 infrared class 4 laser in a photonics lab.
>>686944489
Still, lasers are cool
>>686944917
That's not an endorsement!
>>686945064
What was it being used for?
>>686944525
Nah, now such things going on, I thought the frivolous bit gave it away. Although while doing a system restore and attempted reconstruction of data for a customers ipad which had gotten some shitty ransomware we found out the guy had lots of cp on it.
>>686944489
Most people have
>>686945121
>Although while doing a system restore and attempted reconstruction of data for a customers ipad which had gotten some shitty ransomware we found out the guy had lots of cp on it.
Of course that would happen to you.
>>686945064
dude, yes
>>686945117
vitrification, cutting and engraving.
>>686945397
Yes!
>>686945377
The guy had even given us his name and contact info, which also turned out to be correct, plus his iCloud username and password, so when we handed the ipad over to the coppers they were mildly amused.
>>686945526
Lasers are incredible
>>686945526
Sorry that my answers are a bit short.
I'm in a surprise game of league
>>686945526
Vitrification is my new favorite word.
>>686945643
He didn't think to maybe NOT hand in the iPad full of CP?
>>686945117
accept it
>>686945761
No. I will teach myself to be hetero.
>>686945733
The guy must be a moron, we even had him sign a wavier to allow us to open some of his things since it was reconstruction and not just a recovery job... He could have encrypted them, but didn't.
>>686944837
That's not significant at all.
>>686945914
Good luck with that
>>686945733
I just learned it today as well.
And its a nice word.
>>686946128
Making pedophiles look like idiots, what a failure.
>>686946180
It's LOVING.
>>686946210
I WILL SUCCEED JUST TO SPITE YOU
>>686946241
Quite lovely and does not sound at all like what it means.
>>686946337
i do not care whether you succeed or not
>>686946210
Isn't this an animated pic?
>>686946426
I know you care about me deeply, secretly. No need to be aloof.
>>686946536
not to my knowledge
>>686946564
i do not
>>686946337
Giving incriminating materials to a commercial third party, it's as if he wanted to get arrested.
>>686946337
I dont love.
>>686946596
You're just upset that my burgeoning heterosexuality means you will never experience this supple boypussy wrapped around your mahogany.
>>686946647
I can't imagine people who break laws and have no idea what they're doing. Like, aren't other people hyper paranoid about even mild misbehavior?
>>686946769
I do~
>>686946769
It's nice.
>>686946875
i don't want your boypussy in the first place, honey
>>686946596
Well darn I guess I got it confused with the other stuff he animates
>>686947019
Fox_and_grapes
>>686947137
taste my grapes
>>686946875
I get people not caring about getting parking tickets, sneaking on the bus and shit like that, but one would think they'd at least be paranoid about misbehavior with long prison sentences.
Workout time. see you all around
>>686946917
One group had to calibrate a Helium-Neon laser today, which usually takes up to 8 hours if done badly.
I was watching every now and then.
It had this mesmerizing 1m long tube where you could look at the laser.
In the tube it appeared deep purple.
And then outside the tube in the air it was shiny poisonous green looking.
It was one of the most epic lasers I ever saw.
>>686947201
>he admits he wants me
I'd love to. But I'm straight now.
>>686947283
Right?
>>686947297
byyyeeee
>>686947297
Have fun!
>>686947340
it's up to you, mate
it is indeed your life
>>686947326
take video next time pls
>>686947340
So what brings you up this early?
~
>>686947400
Well if the turning straight thing doesn't work out I'll try your grapes sometime.
>>686947410
I'll visit another group on their lab day and make a video~
>>686947500
i can't promise to wait for you
>>686947326
I want that laser, for no particular reason.
>>686947482
My schedule is generally fucked, but basically I went to a memorial day party yesterday, got really drunk and passed out at an actual, normal hour and as a result woke up at a similarly normal hour.
>>686947531
Bring a dragon dildo and put it in the video somewhere. Just, you know, because.
>>686947554
Why, are your grapes leaving somewhere?
my mom just found a poem i wrote when i was in 4th grade
the cringe is real
>>686947752
not currently but they may
did it rhyme?
>>686947873
Somewhere on a computer my mom no longer uses is 50 pages of a novel I wrote when I was 12. I don't wanna talk about it.
>>686947962
Don't castrate yourself I don't think that's healthy.
>>686947752
huh, I went to bed around 10am GMT+2
>>686947873
I have burned all my notebooks to avoid this
>>686948004
that's not what i meant
>>686947584
It looked really awesome, I wanted one as well.
But I don't think that I could afford one.
>>686947752
I'm not so sure about that one though, the lector is around the Neon-Helium laser almost the entire time since it's so hard to calibrate.
>>686948063
we could always steal one!
>>686948007
Yeah see I went to bed like 10:30 ish my time. Normal!
>>686948058
What's happening to them then?
>>686948063
Just bring it anyway. Get it in a shot. Also that picture is extremely disturbing.
>>686948150
I like crime.
>>686948211
could definitely have been worse
I do not endorse criminal behavior.
>>686948150
But I need my University to get my degree.
Can't make them mad at me or banish me.
>>686948211
I could always try. But I guess I'll always be "that guy" then. But since when did that stop me from doing anything.
I kinda like it. It's rather interesting and intriguing.
I wanna try.
>>686947991
No it didn't
she look a picture of the little diary page, the last line is the most memorable
"No matter if you're hydrogen or helium or carbon, you'll always be a star to me"
>>686948004
You can't NOT talk about it
What was it about?
>>686948007
not all of us were this smart
>>686948211
they could possibly become shared property between another and myself
>>686946875
Gross
>>686946917
Gross
>>686948423
I might fall asleep again though, like now. I'm so sleepy. I want more alcohol, there is no alcohol in the house, fuck.
Stealing is a crime, norge.
>>686948473
I wear a donald trump hat around campus, being that guy is great.
>>686948482
I'm done talking about it.
>>686948512
Pffffft. I'll taste them anyway. Nonconsensually, maybe.
>>686948513
I'm fabulous.
Actually yeah I'm totally going to bed GOODNIGHT SWEETHEART WELL IT'S TIME TO GO~
>>686948473
steal it from another university
>>686948482
I might still have some of them in the attic, lets hope mom never finds them
>>686948638
sleep tight
>>686948638
well we'll see how that works out if it gets to it
