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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>>686933357
first
>>686933357
Toriel Claim
>>686933357
Umaru claimed
What's uuuuup
>>686933851
The Sky...
Why do you ask frog lady
>>686933768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk05JCQEl54
>>686933851
is that show any good? i watched part of the first episode.
>>686933941
I was just curious!
>>686931742
I always walked home till midway through my second job when I finally got my 300.
>>686932294
Agreed.
Home now. Nothing of interest happened on the ride. Shame. Well, actually, one of my gears slipped and going twice the speed limit when it happened gave me a fright.
yes so good
https://youtu.be/RGhAzo2FFbQ
Claimed
>claiming yume
claimed
Lulu has been claimed. Hai guise.
>>686934245
wow
>>686934296
sup sweetbutt
>>686934435
>>>/out/
>>686934435
>4chan isn't buggy
>>686934142
Honestly, I read up to chapter 21 and watched the first 2 episodes.
It's hard for me to keep my focus on things, like sometimes I can blow through a show/anime or book/manga, recently I haven't been focused. But I have heard that people really enjoy it.
>>686934169
Took me forever to start driving.
Still with my first car, '06 Nissan Sentra SE.
Love her to bits~
>Tsuyu
>>686934504
I love you too~
>>686934600
What does this mean?
ITT: Post a musical track you enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
>>686934809
I seem to be mistaken, didn't know that pony was called Lulu. How was your day?
Can any of you be any more pathetic? Serious question
>>686934748
im that way with things im not super interested in.
>>686934857
10/10 choice
>>686935013
Just fine, thanks for asking. Yours?
As a side, her given name is Luna, lulu is a pet name.
let's gore up this thread
>>686935022
Yes. Most of us are actually pretty normal, to be honest. We have friends, interests, social lives, work/education to go to, but we also enjoy anime and talk to other people on 4chan.
>>686933357
I don't have pic but I do have this of her... I don't know what it is about those muscles on a woman that I like but I do like em
>>686935060
It's not that I'm not interested either, that's what's weird. Just can't focus ya know. But yeah, oh well.
How are you.
>>686933589
DONKEY
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K
E
Y
>>686935022
We could be like you, if that's what you're asking.
>So pathetic he picks on slightly less pathetic people to make himself feel better.
>>686935013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rskKhBFZlE
>smashing pumpkins edition....
>>686935160
Oh, I suppose I've been fine, watching Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood on side, plan on going to sleep soon enough.
>>686935304
>>686935199
>>686935208
>normal
pull the other one
You are claiming anime wives. You probably don't even know what normality is, bunch of faggots.
>>686935209
Those back muscles make me wet. Snek claimed.
>>686935013
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNjQD7FNXQ
fite me
Kyouko claimed.
>>686935273
i'm fine. i worked out a bit and had breakfast. Im just going to be a lazy piece of shit like usual. gonna try to not eat and drink soda for the rest of the day.
>>686935209
what anime is that from?
>>686935355
why not watch a fantastic Disney movie?
>>686935524
shrek is dreamworks
>>686935305
You think people that picks on you would be just as pathetic as you? Yeah, if that's what you need to believe to not cry yourself to sleep, sure.
>>686934748
Same here, I didn't get my license till I was 21, and it took me a really rude wake up call to finally start getting my shit together. Is it an auto or manual?
>>686935013
I have an addiction, send touges.
https://youtu.be/YyVlehif2NY
Mine.
>>686935426
Well, we are on /b/, not much normality here.
>>686935524
I do definently enjoy Shrek, if that's what you are hinting at. Maybe later.
>>686935355
Timezone? Is almost 11 here.
>>686935578
That's the idea.
>>686935606
Prove me wrong then.
Rory-sama claimed
>I should be asleep edition
>>686934142
>>686933446
>>686935060
what are these army girls from?
Genuinely adorable.
>>686934504
who are you?
>>686935721
>best waifu legs
how are you doing?
>>686935688
9:40 AM for me, central standard time. My sleep schedule is not in it's best condition.
>>686935013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AZfrFJExek
>>686935627
don't post sexy tomboy looking girls i just fapped.
>>686935721
ayeeee whats up rory
>>686935740
pixiv artist community.
>>686935797
i'm you, but stronger
>>686935806
In that case I hope good sleep comes to you, and you find yourself in a pleasant dream
>Courtesy of night princess
Last claim before I sleep.
Goodnight, and sweet dreams.
>>686935721
Rory, go sleep lest the skid demon visit you when you inevitably go to ride. >>686935899
That's kinda my whole waifu ya know.
>>686935942
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Hanako friend. Hope you get to see that beautiful smile in the dream too!
>>686935013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw
>>686935509
Koutetsujou no Kabaneri
C.C. Claimed
>>686935209
she is best girl on the show
>>686935509
KABANERI OF THE IRON FORTRESS it's on amazon streaming
>>686935797
Tired and a little grumpy.
Have a party Im going to this Saturday.
Someone think of a 90s pop / punk icon I should go as.
>>686935899
Its nearly 1am and I have work at 7:30. Been up since 9am yesterday. See above.
>>686935958
>skid demon
Not likely given how I ride. More afraid of the black ice fairies given the weather here.
>>686936066
Nice claim friend, good taste.
>>686935013
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>don't ask
>just wonder why you enjoy it
>Rory-sama
>>686935958
my dick was made for tomboy pussy.
>>686935942
i just had bacon for breakfast. goodnight
>>686936111
make some breakfast and take a shower. you will feel a bit better.
go at kurt cobain and just kill yourself at the party.
>>686936111
>Pop
Can't help you there.
>Ice fairies
Cirno pls go. But nah, you must ride hella safe then. Far safer than me anyways.
>>686936339
Being a tomboy, I'll keep that in mind.
Shiro claimed.
>>686934296
Moin, Moin! Wie geht's?
>>686934435
kys
>>686935209
Nice husbando!
>>686936436
are you a 3d tomboy? i met my wife on /b/ and she has gotten really into guns since we met. it makes my dick diamonds.
Oh well, I gotta go for now. See you boys later.
>>686936549
The effort you put into that insult is staggering.
>>686936339
My hairs too short and shotguns are illegal. I guess I could get a prop shotty and a wig. But what Kurt do I go as? Generic or MTV Unplugged?
>>686936436
They are also asking for punk. So its more popular things from the 90s.
>I have a friend threatening to go as a push pop
>>686935209
Muscles on a woman means fit and healthy. You wanting it means your brain is functioning normally.
>>686936648
kys is basically a /waifu/ greeting.
>>686936632
You tell me. This is as good of a picture as I'll take.
I'm also a gear head, do my own matinence on my bike, and will do so for my car once I get one.
>>686936632
the look on that girls face makes my dick hard.
>fubuki claimed
>if dubs toriel is cirno again
>>686936648
About as much as your waifu is worth.
See you later!
>>686936648
Cya Luna, hope we can talk again.
>>686936111
>checked
Lou Bega
do it
>>686936549
Oh du...
Naja bis Freitag muss ich fertig sein mit meinem Ausbildungsnachweis und meinem Vortrag Montag/Dienstag hab ich frei und Mittwoch ist der große Tag.
Soweit ganz gut aber könnte besser sein und du?
Dein tutentun? >>2673017
>>686936729
Go as Dagumi, drift into the party through the wall and challenge someone to a race on the touge!
>>686936549
>>>/c/2673017
oh boy
Mine
>>686937002
He never did my picture, suppose there's a chance he didn't see the request.
>>686936729
>shotguns are illegal
where do you live?
>>686936786
ayyyyye
i know a couple girls who do iron butt rides and shit like that out in utah.
>>686936808
same fam
>>686936912
I refise to purchase a fedora. Mainly because I will be riding to the party.
>>686936974
No manual cars in the family. All autos and sensible.
>maybe my brothers F6 ute
>but there will be a drifter there
>blew his engine on track 3 months ago
>>686934721
> syndra
> waifu
pick one
>>686937025
I don't know why but I always stop scrolling when Mugi's around. She's just so cute.
>>686937320
Australia.
>>686937320
The land of beer and pies.
>dat reference if you get it
Otherwise known as Australia
>>686937452
What they said
>Rory-sama
>>686936912
Hast du diese Woche sonst noch was zu tun?
Bei mir läufts auch ganz gut. Ich bin gerade erst heingekommen und überlege, welches Bild von Shiro ich als nächstes verändern soll. Ist bei ihr leider oft sehr nötig.
>>686937002
Danke für den Hinweis!
>>686937025
Are you the Mugi with the 21+ gallons?
>>686937320
Hair is also short.
>Resembles Makoto's disregarding the ahoge
Biggest downside is being a giant at 6'3". Also, I plan on going for a hell of an iron ass challenge. Cross country on my ZX11 once it's up and running and I can manage a few weeks off.
>>686937335
>All autos
I know the pain. There's exactly 2 people I know who drive manual, and only one of them that I know for sure. The other one may have switch to an auto by now.
Still, it's possible to drift in an auto, just harder. Beat them on the toegay and prove your so good that you can win in an autotragic!
>>686937452
>>686937544
shotguns aren't completely illegal in Australia. it's such a shame that Australia has god tier outdoors and they government has been doing such a good job keeping the mudslimes out and yet you guys are still getting cucked on the guns. I know a lot of people work around it by getting jobs as population control for farmers.
you guys have such a rich history in the use of firearms https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>686935208
>We
Talk about yourself and that one anon who allegedly has a a gf
The only thing people here leave their homes for are food, work and running
>>686937508
Nice feet!
>>686937821
Oh, I don't live in Australia, just stalk him.
>>686937425
>>686937720
>21+ gallons
what
>>686935606
>Implying we don't cry ourselves to sleep already
>>686937895
Thanks, girl.
>>686937335
>pic related - the drift car
>he's selling
>parts included in price
Twin plate clutch rb25 gearbox 2way diff gtx3071 mounted just need everything else attached.
>>686937821
Always with the emu wars.
Yeah, you need to both own and work on a property for a gun license. We decided as a nation that freely giving out guns is generally a bad idea after the Port Arthur Massacre.
>shots fired
>>686937874
Ill allow the stalking.
>tfw you havent seen me pierce the veil yet
>Rory-sama
Akiko claimed
Well I'm back from the most boring final exam ever
>>686938032
ayy i gotchu
>>686938161
i wish i knew when my exams are
>>686938056
Those rock chips and paint falling off sections of the bumper are gross.
>>686938161
As are all of them. Think you did will friend?
claiming for dat pout
>>686937802
>tall tomboy motorcycle waifu
this is many a mans fetish.
you are doing a cross country in the states? what year and color is your zx11? I don't ride because i can't afford a bike but i would love to do it and go north up the pacific coast and into canada to alaska.
>>686937874
lewd
>>686938056
>Always with the emu wars.
i wont let anyone forget it
>We decided as a nation that freely giving out guns is generally a bad idea after the Port Arthur Massacre.
such a fucking retard reaction. the only reason that it was even possible to do it is because your country has so few people. I feel bad for the people who really like guns and had to give it up because of everyone else being a liberal.
>>686938228
Knowing when to take the exams that change the course of your life is kinda important. You should find that out
>>686938352
We say "het is erop of eronder" which basically means it's either okay or terrible. There was no real mental strain when doing it. All the answers just kinda flowed out of y mind and I was bored as shit
>>686938453
8/10 pout
>>686937508
AYY
My one true love <3
>>686938578
all i know is 1 this week and 3 next week
>>686938578
10/10 grill tho.
But I have to go to work now unfortunately, Call center awaits.
>claim
>headache edition
>>686938352
cute as fuck
>>686938709
hangover*
>>686938749
Thank ya friend. I can do a cute dump if it pleases you?
>>686938234
>drift car
>damage is gross
Pick one.
>>686938453
Its not even a smug. No one in the series can pull off a smug.
>>686938532
The ones who really liked guns just got a property. Easy enough to do. Usage doesn't require a license as long as one person in the group has a license. And given its mostly just on private properties, no one polices it.
>will agree with you on the god tier outdoors
>living 15 minutes from the centre of the capital city and I dodge kangaroos some mornings
>>686938709
drink some more water, and tea
>>686938667
9/10 pout
You gonna do okay on them? You don't seem too stressed. Then again, if you react to things the way I do nothing ever stresses you
>>686938696
>call center
Do you call people to bother them or do you give service to people who call you?
>>686938056
Not my favorite look of car, but it sounds like works been put into it.
>>686938532
Is it? I don't know many people who like their girl taller than them. And yep, west coast to east and back again, hitting a bunch of different states along the way. I have friends in a few that I'd like to go visit.
A '91/'92, and at the moment it's got a cracked black fairing with stickers on it. It's how I bought it, but I plan to replace it with new flat black ones eventually, probably the same time I find some ZR1200 4to2 headers to hook up so I can put on some dual slip on exhausts.
>>686938769
That'd be true if I was drinking yesterday
>>686938967
I will once I get out of bed
>>686938850
>Implying I like tsundere's
Her pout is a prim and proper "You bastard, I still like you." Pout.
>>686939099
okay...i hope it goes away soon
>>686939097
It's internet Tech support.
I get calls from people staring at the "connect" button who have tried nothing, and are all out of options.
Usually it's a User Error : ID10T
>>686937895
This one
>Shiro
>>686939097
I'll do fine on them all except for math because I didn't listen to shit in math all year
I'm not stressed at all
>>686939227
look at filename
that wasn't me lol
>>686937720
Nicht das das ist richtig süß
>>686939467
>>686937720
fucking moon runes
>>686939215
kek, my dad used to work in a call center back when pc's were a brand new thing. People were even more technologically retarded back then. They were asking how to right-click and shit. He also helped with printer problems. Back then printers used powder that could blow up in your face if handled wrong
>>686939227
Now that, boys and girls...
That's dedication
>>686939327
Oh man, math
I haven't had math in a year
Good luck with that, I'mm sure you'll be fine
>>686939215
Problem occurs between seat and stick?
>>686939113
Shes a forever friend zoned blacksmith. Decent waifu material, but a rule is to insult. Just following rules, buddy.
>>686939098
I think about 5 years of work, planning and engine blowouts.
>>686939578
You mean true master race tongue?
>>686939642
Fucking had a lady call in saying she couldn't right click.
She said her computer only had the spacebar machine and the clicker.
I fucking love the three strike rule though, if they can't find it 3 times, "Sorry ma'am, it looks like your issue is the computer, You need to take it back to the manufacturer."
>>686939159
Thanks, kind anon
>>686940013
you're welcome!!
>>686939467
Nicht Sprichte Duestch
>>686938819
it was the particular expression in that drawing
she is a pretty good waifu and i enjoyed what i watched of the show.
>>686938850
I'd love to go backpacking in the outback one day. I just don't want to get raped by drop bears and snakes.
I could probably get them to let me bring a hunting rifle from the states if i did it right, maybe one day.
>>686938709
>>686938769
make breakfast like mine, take a shower, drink water
>>686939098
>Is it? I don't know many people who like their girl taller than them.
only beta manlets worry about things like that. I would be all over a tall tomboy if i wasn't previously engaged as i am.
that is neat looking bike, im not much of an /o/ person and i don't want to make myself look stupid by pretending to know anything about it. are you going to strap a bunch of shit to it and camp out or are you going to stop in at hotels?
do you like guns?
I did 2g of MDMA two days ago to a carnival, my body is dead.
Does anyone else do drugs?
>also claim.
>>686939729
5 years, that's some dedication. Then again, I'll probably put more into my car than that once I have the one.
>Have a picture of dog since I've yet to put all my waifu pics on the phone.
>Makoto
>>686940129
I planned to have a small tent to camp out with when needed. But I was mostly gunna try and depend on friends to let me chill for a night then leave in the morning.
Where you stand with /o/, I stand with /k/. I like them, but have no clue about them. Behind oil, gas, and rubber, sits gunpowder on the list of things I like the smell of.
>May pass out soon as it's almost 9 AM
>>686940093
What's up, skele?
>>686940129
Time to get my ass off the bed then
>>686940265
no...never done drugs in my life
>>686940571
not too much megumin, trying to see if the day will get better, how about you???
>>686939642
I honestly doubt that he's able to keep up the 5ml/load with 5 of them each day.
I bet his dedication is worth only 15 gallons.
>>686939578
Rindfleischettiketierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz, am I right?
>>686939467
Die sind alle süß, aber es mangelt ihr ein wenig an ausdrucksstarken Gefühlsvariationen, was das Reagieren nicht unerheblich erschwert.
>>686939416
So how many gallons do you got so far?
>>686940103
Gesundheit.
>>686939578
>
>>686940532
Beautiful doge.
>>686940129
The inland snakes are alright. Very timid. But true outback is more dangerous than drop bears. Cassowarys are far more dangerous. Red kangaroos are the buff ones you always see and thats their weaker muscles. Feral cats, wombats and the funnel web are all dangerous as hell. Going solo would be a bad idea, and a rifle wouldn't really help you.
>>686940995
Damn thats one long word, Shiro.
I'm going to listen to In The End 8,000 times in a row
>>686940766
>megumin
>sighs
Hope your day will get better
I'm just laying in my bed like the lazy fuck I am, if the weather get better I'll try to get to the next town over on my bike
>>686940995
0 to Mugi
I'd say at least 10 - 12 overall though
>>686938056
Lol wtf I just saw this on driftsales
>>686937508
wow people are still doing this?
>>686937508
Mmm... Dem feet
>>686941393
you'll always be megumin to me lol
thanks....i do too, ehhh it's an off day, you're not any lazier than i am kek
how long is the ride gonna take??
>>686940532
>tomboy
>same timezone if not state
>tall and seems to be fit
>rides motorcycles
>open to the idea of guns and operating
and now the bombshell
>has a cute pupper
seriously 10/10 would hit on if i was single
>>686940571
make what i made yesterday. homefries and eggs
pic related
>>686941129
> But true outback is more dangerous than drop bears. Cassowarys are far more dangerous.
i know man i was joking. I would legitimately not go out there without a local buddy who has gone before and i wouldn't go without a gun. I dont backpack in bear country here in the states without a partner or a rifle either.
>>686941078
Still don't speak Dutch
So, what's up with Emi? I see him on sometimes, but he's usually on for no more than an hour.
>>686941401
>0 to Mugi
Do you even dedication? Weak, bro, weak...
>>686941129
Definitely one of my favorite words.
>>686941977
Its german, not Dutch
>>686941999
>implying i need to fap to Mugi
>>686941604
>megumin
>sighs. end me
Seems like you skipped work today kek
It's gonna take 2-3 hours maybe
>>686941770
Didn't know how hungry I was until I saw actual food
Time to make me some food
>>686941903
nice
>>686942056
muh police girl
>>686942142
don't say that....being megumin wasn't a bad thing...
is that round trip or just one way??
>>686941999
Nice trips. I have never masturbated to my waifu, have no intentions of doing so. You gotta treat them with care, keep your thoughts of them pure.
>>686940995
>es mangelt
Das ist die Hälfte ihres Charakters (Die andere ist loli mit pantsu aufm Kopf) das kannst du ihr nicht einfach wegnehmen
>>686942056
Really? I thought Duestch was Dutch
>>686942503
Ok trolling done now please
>>686942503
Was ist das überhaupt für ein Ding? Ein Dinosaurier mit Pelz?
>>686942329
That's the proper way to think about it. Don't fap to your waifu.
>>686942375
Das stimmt, und es macht sie nur noch goldiger, aber er erschwert die Kommunikation dennoch.
>>686942113
If you want, I can take over that part.
>>686942329
Well, that of course applies to pure and innocent waifus like Shiro or Shiro, but never on used goods like Mugi.
Also, I'll be afk for like 15 to 20 minutes to... grab a bite. Yes. That's what I will do.
>>686942254
>megumin
>please don't
I don't know yet, I'll see once I get there
>>686942142
do it man, it's worth it. gud food is best girl.
>>686943004
i miss when you were megumin, but okay, ill stop....
what'cha gonna do there???
>>686942829
I tried and failed. She's just too pure and cute
>>686943004
MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN MEGUMIN
Well, it's time for me to go to bed. I hope you all have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu, and get to see her beautiful smile. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
Add me on Discord #6094 Subway Orgy
And remember, stay genki!
For Moogs:
>>>/c/2664404
>>>/c/2662024
Best girl thread:
>>>/c/2651703
>>686943249
You're right! I'll make a sandwich with some gard-boiled eggs and some lettuce/tomato
>>686943282
>;-;
Nothing, just going there for the sake of riding
>Amatsu
>>686943574
don't be rude
>prinz
>I'll hug everyone next thread
>>686943574
>>686943574
>Megumin
it's Discount Megumin now
>>686943631
RIP
>>686943397
Canonically Mugi and the rest of the K-On gang are about as innocent as they come
Too bad Shiro thinks Mugi isn't innocent because of Black Time :^)
>>686943756
Oh, sorry for me dying I guess?
>Shiro
>>686943699
awww...im sorry, but it's true...everything was better then...
ahh!! okay, are you still gonna stop by and look at some stuff??
>>68694288
>Das stimmt, und es macht sie nur noch goldiger, aber er erschwert die Kommunikation dennoch.
Ich werde das Thema hiermit abschließen, möchte dich aber wissen lassen, dass ich das so nicht in Ordnung finde.
>>686943756
That one's better
:^)
>>686943952
;-;
Probably, might take some pic if the view is pretty enough
>Amatsu
shower time :^)
>>686944226
nice!!! i've always loved landscape pics, send me some if you're able okay??
>stop crying lel
>>686944304
Have fun Moogs, please send pictures.
claim
>>686943796
It has more to do with the 21 gallons.
She's tainted!
>>686944395
Wasn't me
>Amatsu
>>686945022
hey!!!
>>686944376
I'll send some if I find a nice scenery
>Amatsu
>>686945238
ok, thank you megumin
