Waifu claiming thread.
The rules that no one cares about:
>claim 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>no fucking ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>have fun or something that resembles it
>Chara claimed
>Fubuki claimed
>>686913857
>eyepatch
>dubs
>you know whats gonna happen
>>686913872
Not really. Dead bodies means more work for me. They dont bury themselves, and I dont like changing the landscape. Takes a lot of dirt to cover bodies.
Claimed
>Megumin claimed
>>686913959
Reroll
DUBS AND EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD GETS PILE DRIVED WITH THEIR HAT
>I also get Megumin's clothes
>>686914022
I also claim the eyepatch
>Rory-sama
>Off by 3 seconds
FUCK!
>If dubs, I steal everyones lewds
>>686914022
I got your headdress thanks to fubuki, so its ok
Well, I suppose I'll go out for my morning run now. I will return in 30-45 minutes.
>Shiro
>>686914022
whaaat? Who doesn't like dead bodies on a battlefield?
Ugh, fine, I'll erase them to ashes. Lemme just stab them a bit more... needs some time
>>686914141
DENIED m8
>>686914154
See ya soon
There seems to be an imposter.
>>686913253
>Rory
That first half was god-tier man. Really moving and ballad like. Love it.
>Best idol claimed
>>686913899
>>686914146
Sorry Rory, just wanted to use my rolling skills.
>Dubs to steal the Eyepatch from Rory to have Hat and Eyepatch
Kosaki claimed.
>>686914191
Itriedsohard.lankypork
SINCE I JUST CAN'T GET DUBS
>Dubs and I post a lewd
>>686914248
Definently wasn't me so I could make Hanako think you and him broke up, then I could do the secks at Hanako.
>>686914384
roll
>Fubuki
>>686914268
Roll
>Megumin
>>686914268
>dubs steals headdress back
I need that! My god hates it when his apostles dont wear full uniform!
>>686914253
Dream Theater did amazing work on ballads. Finally Free is another god tier until it goes to the drama part.
https://youtu.be/ALWllFyzLrg
Theres a reason its my favourite album of all time.
>>686914434
reroll
>Fubuki
>>686914384
>rolling
I want to see dem lewds
>>686914418
Reroll
>Megumin
Okay, I'm here.
My friends!
>>686914418
>>686914475
>>686914485
>>686914512
>Dubs and you have to post lewds
>>686914452
Nope. It's mine now.. We could trade though
Can't fucking sleep
Yuno claim
Tomoko claimed
DUBS AND I SUPLEX EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD
>Sensually
>>686914572
>Dubs and you have to post lewds
>>686914452
>Dubs and steals megu's eyepatch
>>686914572
>Dubs and you have to post more lewds
>>686914596
Good evening!
>>686914654
so close
>>686914536
Sup Chen
>>686914552
Hello Froggo
Rolling for dubs to take back my headdress from Megumin.
>I keep the eyepatch
>>686914719
Heyo Death.
How's things?
>>686914699
Its 5am here
Singles or higher and you all kill yourselfs
>>686914699
Good guy Chara not stealing anything.
>if dubs steals the real knife
>>686914719
>if dubs i steal the eyepatch, really need that shit
Akiko claimed
Took you guys long enough
>>686914799
Rekt
>>686914572
for your effortsyou get this
>>686914796
Good morning then!
>>686914815
>wanting to steal my knife
I'll stick it into you, no need to steal!
>Also where dem nudes
>>686914825
I was watching anime and eating!
>>686914876
s-soft l-lewd
>>686914876
Dubs and you dump your lewds. All of it.
>>686914764
Good, just been eating dinner. Hows things with you?
>>686914815
>dubs gets ribbon back
>it wouldnt look good on you anyway
>>686914413
>YOU PULLED ME AWAY FROM MY ANIME WITH THIS INSOLENCE
>>686914957
This.
Most of 4chan was made by edgy fags.
>>686915081
Dubs or higher, you're a double nigger.
>>686914980
That was hard. Please dont do that again.
>>686915012
Your ribbon is mine. Not fubukis. Fubuki rolled for me
Why is someone posting his selfies in the thread?
>>686914957
We have 15 lazy niggers posting in here, doesn't have to be you that bakes but apparently making a thread is too intimidating for some
>>686915081
Hey Mai.
>>686914957
Meh, Im dying here
>>686915119
This.
Most of 4chan was made by edgy fags.
>>686915012
Things are rather well.
Watched the first episode of Gate a few days ago, was.. Interesting. Gotta try and finish it when I'm not so busy.
>>686915014
I'M SORRY I'M SO SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU
>>686915155
Dubs, and you give me your clothes.
>>686914452
I think I just found a new group to follow. Thanks mang.
>Those drums
Oh yeah bby.
>>686914896
Ok that gave me a giggle.
>>686914672
>>686914699
Fuck
>Dubs and you have to post 2 lewds
>>686915182
This.
Most of 4chan was made by edgy fags.
forgot about thread again.
>old man fister claimed
Dubs and everyone in this thread gets back what they've lost.
>>686915012
>Gives back ribbon
I like you. I'm nice
>>686915161
Nah, everyone is like
>oh, thread will be baked soon
>Where dem thread?
>Hmm... someone probably already baking.
>No need to bake now, I mean it's been so long, someone definitely is baking
Also kek'd at the
>why is someone posthin his slefies in the thread
>>686915197
Don't. getting murdered is better
>>686915285
L-lewd. I approve
>Rolling for more lewds
>>686915411
nice
>>686915411
BASED HANAKO
>hugs
>>686915486
Jenny!
>>686915261
Mike Portnoy. Single most technical drummer ever.
>not joking, their new stuff has no punch compared to the old stuff
They all do amazing work though.
>>686915161
Im on mobile, by the time my baking is done someones made one.
>>686915417
>swaps for eyepatch
I like that.
>>686915469
>Murdered
BY WHO? ALL PREVIOUS CHALLENGERS WERE WEAK
>>686915411
Thank you
>Hug
>>686915216
Heya frog
Trips, and I leave this thread for good.
>>686915557
toad!
>>686915682
Singles and you do anyways.
>>686915569
I bet I could do it.
>>686915617
>why do you taunt me with ohayou
>>686915682
Plz no. People like you!
>>686915469
>I actually had to go get that somewhere because in all my 2.7k+ pictures, I have no lewds
>>686915469
Yea I get that, I update every 20 seconds when I'm baking so I don't double. But still we need that bread and doubling isn't the end of the world
>>686915569
If you murder someone in the woods and there is no one around to hear it, do you still eat them and absorb their power?
>>686915682
re-roll
>>686915469
>Also kek'd at the
>why is someone posthin his slefies in the thread
fucking transgender fags.
>>686915682
OMG boy cut that shit out, if you leave, hotaru will be alone and bug my ass once AGAIN
>>686915779
Good luck
>>686915779
>I know you like it
>>686915816
Won't need to, I already abosrb their soul and use it as currency
>>686915779
I can set you up
Ohayou's aren't hard. If you want I can make you one real quick. Just drop me a good pic
>>686915906
Oh okay then
What's the exchange rate on souls to euros?
>>686915682
trips and you leave forever
>>686915569
Maybe find someone else? What about Yuki? I'm sure he wouldn't mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMqgdfx8gAQ
>>686915802
no lewds of waifu in 2,7k pictures
That is some serious waifu love here
>>686915816
I usually prebake a thread if I'm at it
>last 10 images
>copypaste in a new tab
>wait for image 149
>bake the thread
>copypaste the OP
>wait for last image
>Sell prebaked thread as freshly baked bread
>>686915968
Human money is worthless compaire to souls
>>686915566
This guy has done a lot work. Even Avenged Sevenfold kek. Aww, well I'll make sure to listen to those first.
>>686916013
That bitchass can't so much as cut a nigga much less murder
>>686915835
Hmm... you're right. I think I like Hotaru a little too much just to leave.
>>686915978
Dubs and you give me your arm.
>>686915697
How are youuuuuu
>>686916131
That's right, better stay yo bitch ass over here and hal ass
>>686915968
>its probably the best one for it
>not a lot that shows just the head
>>686916089
He finished off A7X's Nightmare when their drummer died because he was close friends. I think that lead to him being fired.
>>686915835
Oh, I think my halberd is more than enough.
>weighs more than a small car
>I can twirl it in my fingers with ease
>>686916149
So is yours. Well done for following a rule.
>>686916149
I haven't been chosen?
>>686916092
True again..
>>686916149
>
>>686916280
Just try it cabrone
>>686916131
dubs and you give me hug
>>686916142
i'm doing fine. literally did nothing all day besides think about my orange juice bath. How are you?
>>686916286
too lazy to quote all the fags.
You guys are sad.
>>686916286
>I haven't been chosen?
Same for me. Wondering about that
>>686916249
No need to be so rough on the edges, dear.
>No wonder Hotaru like bugging you
>>686916149
Mine's not shit then
>Sweet
>>686916373
Singles and I get to cuddle you
>>686916013
You sly motherfucker
I gotta be careful baking when you're around
>>686916280
That size is rather small but I can work with it
Give me 5
>>686916340
>then I hope you're ready
>>686916449
no! It can't be!
>>686916449
STOP MENTION HER NAME BEFORE YOU SUMMON HER GODDAMNT
>>686916495
Yare yare
>>686916456
>>686916013
When two of the most cancerous fags on /waifu/ meet.
both loves to whine about family and their hard life.
Is this a new ship?
>>686916149
Thanks for the protip.
>>686916280
Well shoot they're missing out on an amazing addition.
>>686916431
A complete normal human emotion!
>>686916456
Don't worry, I got bored of baking. Too much stress sometimes. Especially when the threads were going fast.
When the threads were fast I copypasta the rules right away in a new tab and waited for last 5 images and then prebaked.
So yeah, I got stressed over something like /waifu/
so yeah... I don't bake that much anymore
>>686916665
Aww Chen, one off
>>686916373
Orange juice bath..?
Is it what it sounds like?
Do I want to know?
>A number and I poke you with my tongue
>>686916813
I'm planning to dump 5 liters of orange juice on my kitchen floor and sleep in it naked. sealing my kitchen doors is the hardest part
>dubs and i steal tongue
Ah hell Ima go lay down
Good night/morning thread, remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
Well, my run is done. Forgot how good running is.
>>686915014
>>686915245
10/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE
Damnit Hanako why are you sad now?
All of you are idiots.
>>686916509
RAVISH ME
>jk just cuddle
>missus wouldn't like me getting too touchy-feely
>>686916575
Hey Hotaru. Get on this shit.
>>686917100
You almost got me killed.
>>686917099
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Yuno Yandere-chan.
>>686916958
Pics or it didn't happen
you know the rules
>>686917099
>dubs good night
Sleep snug, smug
>>686917173
Including you!
But yeah, agreed
>>686916958
Well.. I uh, you know.. You..
Haah, have fun with that..?
>bork
>You can have it wink wonk
>>686917173
I'd hope you're not just realizing this.
>>686917195
Tell Nagato it's not your fault, and I fully take blame.
>>686917173
You should work in a market or something.
Sience like you love so much labeling things.
>>686917209
>planning
>>686917195
come here!
>>686917293
>wink wonk
O- oh
>>686916676
He was with them as a founding member. Lead singer went 'muh ego' and had him fired.
>>686916665
>off by one
>>686916730
>getting stressed over these threads
You're going too deep man. As soon as you start giving a shit you have gone too far
>>686917484
Alright here you go
Best I could do with what I had at the moment
>Akiko
>>686917337
She's cool about it, don't worry.
>>686917431
Hey, HEY! I said just CUDDLING!
>>686917431
But if you proceed past the planning face, I want pictures!
>>686917560
I know! That's why I stopped
>I was a very sad human being
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCYq9nzNMT8
Whatever
>>686917712
Look, it's a Chara.
>>686917560
Yeah, not many good pics of Rory in that style. Trying to go with the full ribbons is difficult.
>saved anyway, thanks heaps
>>686917750
Look, a Homu
You're all a bunch of faggots
>>686917712
will do
>>686917622
>singles and it goes further
>>686917750
Oh, look.
Is the guy who thinks Akiko came on /waifu/ on the same timeline as I died, without realizing I'm claiming Chen from december.
>>686917750
Oh, it's a homo Homu
>>686917835
kill yourself with your history shit
>>686917431
Wink wonk.
You know I have a thing for ya~
>>686917966
>checked
Like what?
>>686917484
>Founding memeber
Wew lad, where's the slack? I bet he somewhat regrets that choice.
>>686918019
A thing.
A wink wonk thing.
The dubs only showed my love for ya~
>>686913951
Fuck undertale
>>686917820
Look, a Rory, who is also the smuggest cook.
>>686917906
Ok, acknowledged.
>>686917939
Ayy. Hows life, and the group?
>>686918059
Its was literally all the singer. LaBrie wasnt a founding member of the band. Everyone else was fine with Portnoy helping out other bands in his spare time.
>if dubs steals megumins hat
>it belongs to me
>i need that shit
>>686918099
>checked
o-oh. well go on then <3
>>686918099
>>686918217
If dubs steals fubuki's cannons
>>686917887
>Dear Neptune
Oi, you already have a frog on you.
>>686918217
If dubs, you're mine.
>>686918231
Two dubs in a row all for you <3
>>686918266
if dubs steals my cannons back
if trips steals everything from you (including clothes)
>>686918291
roll
>fubuki
>>686918109
Agreed, fuck the fanbase.
And all hail touhou
>>686918173
Personally life is going fine!
Group? No idea, i guess fine
>>686917906
I did.*
>>686915486
Literally only good pic of her
>>686917820
>>686917560
Sorry Akiko, always gotta out show people, even if it's too a minor extent.
>>686918426
>Shiro
>>686918099
Trips to stop you ignoring me
>Megu
>>686918339
Rollerino, pepperino
>Hanako
