Waifu claiming thread.
The rules that no one cares about:
>claim 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>no fucking ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>have fun or something that resembles it
>Chara claimed
Phone rapidly dying claim
Nice knife
>dubs and I get it
Get a life you degenerate weeb
Akiko claimed
>>686918426
>adding blush
She already had blush
Double blush doesn't work that well for me
>>686918460
Ugh undertale sucks
Literally
By literally i mean figuratively
Going to use this thread instead of mine
>if dubs megumin gives back my cannons
>Fubuki claimed
>Megumin claimed
>no ERP and RP
Fak u
>>686918291
well fine then. I'll just keep the toad for myself
>>686918301
>dubs and i get a third dub for myself
>>686918373
most of it is shipping and inflation fetishes. i pretty much just get caps from the show to avoid more autism.
>>686918541
y- you too
>>686918351
>Chara
I like what I'm hearing.
>but I'm slightly suspicious your personal life isn't entirely fine
Started working at GS yet?
>>686918607
Rolling to steal cannons from Megumin
If dubs i get cannons
>>686918537
no way. My knife
>>686918541
I do have a life. Severals in fact.
I mean I'm Pokémon Champ in all regions available!
>>686918600
oh shut up Cirno you baka ass fairy. How about you ask Marisa to kick your butt
>>686918648
It's not even close to September when that guy quits so no
>>686918182
>wasnt a founding member
The hell? Why would his word be law around there then? Plus if it's his spare time he really shouldn't care. I mean yeah it's "competition" I guess but come on.
Anyways, I'm tired af. Have a nice morning/night/whatever everyone.
>Best idol claimed
>>686918291
roll~
>>686918619
>give me back my cannons (dubs to steal)
>trips to steal your clothes
>>686918684
Dubs to steal your wings
>>686918559
I believe you're just jealous. Those five minutes of work made it so much better. Just the artistry of this work exceeds all expectations humanly possible.
>Shiro
>>686918624
>Literally any number and you get me
>>686918717
Oh I see, I'm pretty jealous of you, tons of time to enjoy and then you get the job.
>I mean I'm Pokémon Champ in all regions available!
Time to become champ on showdown or other competitive scenes.
>>686918732
Dubs and I steal you or something
>>686918717
Baka?
My fairy is better than that underfail game only edgelords play
>>686918839
going to roll for you <3
>Fubuki
>>686918748
I honestly think it looks like she shaved her moustache and she has razorburn now
>cannot unsee
>>686918746
Nice try baka
Dubs and I steal your hat
>>686918833
nah, breeding and IV training and then EV training is too much of a pain in the ass
>>686918869
oh yeah? So your game that only hardcore weebs are playing is better than my game? Pff I call bullshit. I mean look at your waifu!
Her only hobby is freezing some frogs!
Talk about a sad life
>>686918869
Lol 69
>>686918559
I even smoothed out the mouth. And now I removed the previous blush.
>>686918999
Fucking ayy
I'm good
>>686918943
Off by one.
>>686918746
>if dubs steals my cannons back from megumeme
>>686918826
>6
Is that a number?
>>686919009
That didn't make it better
If something isn't broken don't try to fix it Shiro
>>686919094
Well your face is broken! Along with my feelings...
>>686919068
I.. I think so..
Yeah, yeah. I think it is.
>>686918826
Rolling for this
>>686919132
excellent <3
>>686918989
You can just hack them, it's possible to keep them legit and impossible to identify that they're hacked. And in showdown you don't really have to do that. But I agreed, EV training and breeding is the most retarded way they could invent to stretch game time.
>>686918460
>Chara Claimed
>Anyone claiming that
>>686919182
Heh, you got the number Jenny~ <3
>>686919132
Nope
Reroll
>>686919244
>>686919201
Bah, hacking is so meh again...
I'll just become an Eevee trainer champion in Pokémon Sun/Moon and ORAS
>>686919216
You want to FIGHT?
Don't believe that I'm a LOVEly person full of LOVE?
>>686919268
>>686919244
so now what?
>>686918943
Rollerino
Gonna get me that hat
>>686918989
At least my waifu isn't an edgy self-harm fag
>>686919128
>Well your face is broken!
Holy shit, I got fucking rekt there
>Along with my feelings...
My job here is done
>>686919353
Das it. I'm your frog.
<3
>>686919430
>Edgy self harm fag
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Your waifu doesn't even know what's 2+2!
Gimme that hat and everything else Megumin. My dubs say so.
>>686919307
I don't see why it's meh, you're just saving a lot of precious time in your life. As long as you keep them legit you will be on the same level as your opponents when you do play against them.
That fun, one time I did that and named them all wrong.
>example vaporeon named jolteon
>>686919471
>>686919128
Guys, stahp. You both did a good job already.
>>686919068
>>686919132
>
Claim
>>686919489
Your waifu is from cancerous games witj shitty playing mechanisms
>coded with a potato/10
>>686919605
Huh. I did always enjoy IDOLM@STER over Love Live.
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>100% related
>>686919701
Your waifu isnt even a person. Shes only the strongest fairy.
>>686919485
>i'm your frog
B- but i thought i was your robot!
>>686919528
No Luck today.
>if dubs i belong to you~
>Fubuki
>>686919701
Well do I need to remind you of the first touhou game? You thought undertale was coded with a potato? Play the first touhou Game.
THAT's coded with a potato
>>686919745
If dubs i belong to you <3
>Megumin
>>686919811
I bet you get off to a cow fucking Chara
>>686919811
>coded with a potato
>my old laptop only managed 32fps with touhou5
>pc masterrace bruh
>>686919745
>>686919855
Good. Good...
Umm, hi? So I don't have a waifu/husbando, but perhaps you guys could help by suggesting an anime I could watch so I can fall for one, I got shit due tomorrow but I'd rather watch anime, little help?
>>686919870
Nah there's already someone else who does that
>>686919740
I haven't actually watched Love Live. To be fair, I've yet to watch Idolmaster too.
>>686919745
>>686919855
>
>>686919919
Boku no Pico
>>686919919
>inb4 Bocu no Pico
>inb4 Cory in the house
>>686919928
As in cow i mean Tauriel or who the fuck ever she is
>>686919489
But does your waifu know what's 9+10?
>>686919701
>undertale
>coded with a potato
Don't forget the size of the game, it wouldn't be that small if the code and other resources of the game weren't extremely clean. The gameplay is amazing, I can understand that you don't like it but you can't just say it's bad.
>inb4 bait
>>686919955
>>686919855
Checked. Now give me back my cannons. Ty.
>>686919745
>roll
>>686919919
Corey in the House
Or Boku no picu
>>686919919
I'd recommend Winry from FMA if you've ever seen it. Top tier waifu right there.
>>686920037
>>686919743
You are!
We're a thing now~
>>686919870
wrong anon m8
>>686919882
Holy shit that's bad
>>686919933
It's always the walking dead
>>686919995
still wrong anon bro
>>686920014
it'sgenocide, right?
Also, that guy is just baiting like me
>if he isn't that'd be sad
>>686920037
>Gives back cannons if dubs
>>686920037
>reroll
>Megumin
>>686920045
Don't forget Daisy's Destruction
That was that anime tho
>>686919919
So I haven't watched a lot of anime myself but if you're looking for good plot heavy stuff
Mirai Nikki
Noragami
Wolf's Rain
Tokyo Ghoul
Spice and Wolf if you're into that
Yeah that's about what I can remember, I haven't watched a lot of animu
>>686920119
Fuck yeh, link
>>686920119
>
>>686920058
>>686919919
>evangelion
>monogatari
Literall waifu fuel
>>686920103
my drawing skills or my gaming laptop?
>>686920119
>basing animation off live acted scenes
it's good and all, but fuck the art.
>>686920115
Give em back
>>686919528
Sorry no rolling luck today.. Trying a bit more before I get lazy.
>if dubs i belong to you
>>686920196
Thank you very much anon. Take my other lewdest picture.
If dubs Tsuyu will stop ignoring me, And me and fubuki belong to Hanako
>Gives back cannons to fubu
>Megumin
>>686920014
It is pretty bad tho
Fallout 4 better
Fuck even Pokeman Red was fucking better
I mean fucking jeez caused people to an hero
Let's all agree that kancolle is a game built entirely around waifu bait.
>>686920323
i disagree
>robet
>>686920323
no yes
>>686920323
Yes.
>>686920300
>on /b/
>thinks game causing people to an hero is bad
>>686920300
>inb4 LTS was fake
>>686920200
Both!
>>686919919
We have no idea what you like...
I'd recommend
Code Geass
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Overlord
Gate
Parasite: the maxim
>>686920300
nah, that was Pokémon Green
>Ohmygod, A game made by a whole company is better coded than a game coded by not even 10 people
>Can you believe it guys?
>touhou da shit
>Pokemon da shit
>>686920399
Dubd combo
>>686920141
>plot heavy anime
Durarara!!
Baccano!
Madoka Magica
Monster
Evangelion (old and new)
GATE
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Any of the Monogatari's
Kiniro Mosaic
Girls Bravo
Appleseed (holy fuck a new one cMe out watching now)
>>686920298
One more roll.. I believe else i cry
>Megumin
>>686920298
>me and fubuki belong to hanako
stay away from my shipmate
Any drama lately?
>>686920457
>Plot heavy anime
>Jojo
I admit I had to giggle
Jojo is more about the POSE, BROMANCE and MEMEs
>>686920500
nice
>>686920457
Naruto
Kiss x Sis
Why is so cute?!
>>686920424
I approve of your recommendations.
>plsgetmeanactivemadokaclaimerihavemanypicsandiwanttodumpthem
>>686920295
No problem, I will give you a few new pics in a while, hopefully you don't have them already.
>>686920554
And of course while you were gona she was getting it on with everyone possible.
>>686920500
Checked. Tsuyu talk to Megu now!
>>686920554
It's too late, dubs say so. Also I rolled for the same whole time without achieving anything.
>>686920555
Checked and no.
>Fubuki
>>686920393
>>686920560
I did throw in a couple of gags
>>686920555
Plenty. You missed it all.
>>686920424
>both!
Oh, thanks for the downer
>>686920555
>checked
It's fucking everywhere
>>686920622
why is your so bad?
>>686918460
ohai charafag, wassup.
[spoiler]only room for one green meme machine in this town[/spoiler]
Claimed Tomoko
Also working on filling this pic.
>>686920424
>implying pokeman was the shit
Even Flappy Bird was better than Underfail
>fucking Flappy Bird
>>686920393
>>686920393
>>686920654
cant fight the dubs.
/shrug
>>686920678
>>686920393
>>686920393
>>686920393
>>686920688
>>686920678
>>686920560
Fucking westerns
Kill the western scum
>>686920765
>>686920831
>>686920668
knew it
>>686920678
Always happy to crush your self esteem!
>>686920688
yes, and I was here earlier
>>686920697
Now you are just trying to make me angry
>>686920794
>not even claiming
what are you? A 3D fag?
DUBS AND I GET MY SHIP BACK
>>686920765
>>686920831
>>686920697
>>686920424
Besides that Parasyte was pretty good
>>686920882
>motherfucking Flappy fucking Bird
>>686920895
>>686920794
Steven Universe is the best anime
>actual character development that matters
>90% of the main characters are waifu material
>lesbian space rocks
>>686920899
Dubs of truth
Parasyte is pretty good
>>686920794
look at this loser. i bet he has a social life
>>686920745
>
>>686920882
it feels nice
>>686920998
overrated show
>>686920883
That's just cancerous.
>>686920555
i've been waiting for you
>>686920998
Fail trips
Steven Universe is fake shit
The one guy is fucking literally autistic
>>686920654
also
>dubs and i get my shipmate back
>>686921060
I don't care. Trying again.
>OPERATOR GIVE ME SOMETHING
>>686920899
Agreed. Same with Touhou I like that Game a lot actually
>>686921028
Glad you enjoyed it!
>>686920998
yes yes, alright, now claim something not green
one more day of work and i can start building my orange juice collection
>>686921116
Seems like I belong to Hanako now?
Last pic, I got bored.
>>686921273
No. I refuse.
>OPERATOR PLEASE
>>686921273
seems that way.
1 off trips and 5 off quads
the numbers don't lie sadly.
>just incase though.
>dubs and i get hanako back
>>686921300
Thank you very much man, wasn't necessary but thank you, got quite a few new pictures now.
>>686921351
Check these digits friend.
>>686921182
I got you m8
>>686920998
off by one
>>686920882
you can't out-meme Peridot tho
>>686921058
no u
>>686921089
>fake shit
did someone forget to tell you other TV shows aren't real either? do you believe in santa too?
>>686921367
Dubs and you call get the mates you want. Cause I AM MEGUMEME
>>686921351
Alright, dubs and I live on my own again..
>Fubuki
>>686921351
roll
i can't stand young heartbreak :*c rip hot sauce rob
>>686921451
ORLY?!
U WANNA FUCKING TRY ME?
WANT TO SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU GUYS?!
Rin claimed
>>686921451
I meant it was stupid you schwein
All of grills are fugly dickholes
>>686921466
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
>>686921351
>>686921505
and rip snoop dogg he was best raper
>>686921466
>why megumeme
>>686921515
I know how much you love us. No need to show us.
>>686921528
Decent waifu I guess.
>>686921515
I fell in the Challenger catagory. Felt I had to do it to prove I could.
>>686919919
Ok, so quoting myself to add a waifu, Koneko from highschool DXD, she's a bad ass, fucking love her
>>686921584
uh filename? pls not again
dubs and i go to bed
>>686921617
>>686921515
>>686921451
I got cancer from those
>>686921613
>Cause the MemeMagician is never off by one
>>686921676
Don't forget, you're here forever.
>>686921748
CANCER DETECTED
>>686921617
I was pretty much everyone beside the Clueless/Indifferent category
Sans was one of my favourite characters since he has a lot of shitty puns.
>>686921613
You don't want to? Daaw, okay
>>686921709
Welcome to /waifu/
Please don't forget what /b/ is
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>686921748
but i need to sleep
>>686921748
you're way newer than him, he knows this
>>686921676
beauty rest get
>>686921838
>Dubs and i let you sleep
>Megu
>>686921515
I literally wanted to shank every character in undertale (each) 1,238 times in the sides
>Decide to do a BS bot lane of Xin and Panth
>Up against Lux and Ez
>I have a massive 5 minute lag spike after 3 minutes
That game would've been fine if it weren't for that spike!
>>686921935
I was actually sad I couldn't kill Alphys. She was the most annoying of the whole bunch
>Also I'm going now, see ya later
>>686921818
OH GOD
CANCER PLEASE KILL ME FASTER
>>686921906
I'm not really new, just inconsistant. I've been around for a while and drop in sometimes to catch up and post for a bit when I've got nothing else going on.
>>686921838
>sleep is for the weak.
Seriously now just go to your bed. What's the point of basing your life on repeating numbers and a 1/10 chance? There are get threads for a reason.
>>686922024
THANK BABY JESUS
>>686922033
I can try to find more cancerious pics <3
OK, I'm going to go take a shower. I'll return in 5-10 minutes.
>>686922099
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUJ
>>686921962
>be me
>be australian
>get killed because of lag
>miss out dragon kill
>>686922064
singles and i sleep
>>686922033
you're already dead. that's why you're here
>>686922099
Please
It's easy
Just apply noose
>>686922141
>404's while you're gone
>>686922149
>>686922191
>>686922099
Wtf
It has 13 GENOCIDEs
>>686922176
>be me
>play croc toplane
>win game by being a bully
>lolwut
>>686922176
Life is hard for you on the other side of the world, aren't there Australian league servers?
>>686922346
HA, Aussie hosting, that's a top tier glogle
>>686922279
nah, you just can't count
>>686921065
why
>>686922176
RIP
>>686922284
If you're not laying the croc full AD, then I'll be glad to use true damage blade lady to put you in your place!
>>686922269
I will do a fucking flip you dicklord
>>686922425
i wanted to talk but my time is up and now i must go.
>>686922493
Im nt particularly interesting to talk to. Just an asshole who posts under Spike.
>>686922346
I think they're Singapore based.
>>686922446
Oh Im playing him tanky. Full bully. Runed dat armor pen. TP / Flash, maxing Q. Just try and outsustain me.
>Rory-sama
>>686918723
>wasnt a founding member
what the hell did I miss?
>>686922559
Just because you're an asshole doesn't mean you're uninteresting, quite the opposite.
>Homura
>>686922643
We were chatting about Dream Theater and how James LaBrie basically got Mike Portnoy ejected because 'muh ego'
>>686922423
Kys
>>686922423
Kurt Cobaine here i come
>>686922346
oceanic servers are good enough. but unstable 1mb to 300k connections still cause alot of problems.
>going to sleep for real
>goodnight
>don't fuck robots not designed for it
>only got half a dick because of it
>jenny
>>686922855
Sleep tight nympho robot!
>Homu
>>686918624
Not to be that guy, but if you want to become the embodiment of your waifu, you can use the snip tool and webm maker for more reaction images of alumimam
-La Chata Azul
>>686922855
Moot hates aussies
>>686918460
>knife meet
>to you
