Waifu claiming thread.
The rules that no one cares about:
>claim 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>no fucking ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>have fun or something that resembles it
Akiko claimed
still here
I was about to make thread even though I'm playing KS. Stop being lazy asses.
Miho claimed
nyarko claimed.
Still here. Just finishing up at work.
>found this though
>>686894010
Never.
Shiragami Youko claimed
>>686892696
AS A MATTER OF FACT I CAN
>Best idol claimed
>>686894369
pure art and dedication
>>686894091
Rory looks surprisingly good in white.
>Uploading video now after some editor problems
O shit waddup
![1435297007159[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fwo0YNL.jpg "1435297007159[1].jpg")
Mai raifu.
>tired claim
>>686894010
>Stop being lazy asses.
Now you're asking a bit much
>>686894369
Your humor and photoshop skills disgust me
How do you live with yourself? Do you even own any mirrors?
>>686894559
That's just how I do things, mate!
>The Winner's Way
Nothing is perfect though you came pretty close.
I'll bite.
Taiga claimed bitches
claiming asuka as my one and only because fuck that other guy! sup?
>>686894820
I'm here
>Thanks for the images Shiro
>>686894928
>Nice "Gif"
Also CODE WHITE.
>>686895072
like just now?
>fubuki claimed
Heya
>Megumin Claimed for the love of explosions
>>686894689
DiscoMegu? Did you even sleep?
>>686894928
>gif
>that resolution
This hurts almost physically
Best trap claimed.
>>686894824
<3
>>686894748
>Your humor and photoshop skills disgust me
Don't worry mate they disgust me, too.
>How do you live with yourself?
Easy I surround myself with plants and animals, and barely scrape by using the little cash I have from my absolutely dead-end job.
>Do you even own any mirrors?
One, attached to my dresser, and another in my bathroom.
>It's that old joke where I take everything you say literally, get it?
Milinda claim
Sometimes I hate life.
>>686895271
Maybe like 3 minutes ago since I went and got some Dr. Pepper
>Speaking of soda
QOTT; Favorite drink? (Excluding water)
>>686895781
>Forgetting images kills me softly.
>>686895690
Your not the only one.
>>686895690
I think we all do at times. Did something happen?
>Here ya go Rory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyHcw8Flg7s
>>686895781
Eggnog and Shasta Grape soda. Pineapple juice is pretty damn good as well.
>>686895690
Hate life back then. You'll hurt its feelings that way.
>>686895781
Solo
>>686894859
damn. forgot about Taiga. shiiii
>>686895781
Unsweetened black tea.
I'd probably drink it more than water, but I make sure to drink water every hour on the hour.
>>686895386
I slept for a few hours
>>686895552
If she didnt skip class we would have need to hide the body.
>>686895781
oh my and i like coffee
>>686895781
milk
>>686895291
Megu is a top tier qt
>>686895781
Dr Pepper
>>686895528
>It's that old joke where I take everything you say literally, get it?
Ha-Ha-Ha
Yeah I get it
>>686895690
Understandably
>>686895781
Mead, in most of it's variants
Alcohol and honey
>>686896026
I didn't. I don't like sleeping but you know this
>>686895781
>Excluding water
Son of a bitch
Probably Lemonade or lemonade variations.
>>686895690
Don't we all at a certain point? Want to talk?
>>686896407
>Dark soda lovers!
>>686895491
Hey cutie.
>>686896306
Them legs and feet. Ah yeah
I want my dick in Tomoko cute little pussy.
>>686896571
Thats whats up
>>686895988
Oy m8, Asuka is still an A-Rank waifu
>>686896572
Missed you. <3
>>686896247
You goddamn milk drinker
>tfw you drink the finest mead in all of the Nine Holds
>>686896656
This /b/ your ok to post hentai of your waifu.
>>686895271
Hey anon, is that Yuno?
>>686896838
milk milk milk <3 i can drink a gallon of 100% whole milk in under 5 days!
>>686896942
no
>>686896817
S-Sorry.
<3
>>686895781
Gotta be a mixer and a rum. Preferably Cap Morgan.
>>686895958
Sweet jesus that was close.
>also pretty low to the ground
>>686897018
You aint drinking chocolate milk. Kill that shit in a day.
>>686895903
:(
>Hugs
>>686895958
Yeah. I dont really want to talk about it though.
>>686895979
Good advice Hanako. I will do that.
>>686896446
Yeah. How are you Akiko?
>>686896563
Probably. Not really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_gXT6c22xc
>>686896446
>yeah I get it
>humor acquired
So what you're saying here is that I should ditch my dreams to become a rockstar and be a stand-up comedian instead?
>>686897018
>Implying milk isn't fucking gross
Why would you betray my trust like this, friend?
>>686896838
Your humor and photoshop skills disgust me.
>That was actually really clever, that picture.
>But I saw my opportunity here and jumped at it.
>That's the Winner's Way!
>>686895781
beer obviously. I have 15 different beers available in my tap room. its kind of waht I do.
>>686897123
Didn't think it was, but your other pics were throwin me off.
Sauce?
>>686897204
chocolate is saved for other dairy products, namely ICE CREAM! MADE FROM MILK!
>>686897336
friends can have their differences! stay with me friendo!
>>686897141
<3
>>686897221
>hugs
know that feel
>>686897221
It's purely your decision, but you're not going to be getting any better if you don't talk about it.
>>686897393
Is tomoko
>>686896709
Yeah man, best soda.
Rolling in late night claim
>>686897150
Looking at it, it seemed scarier in person. I'ma go get the helmet mount for this damn camera tomorrow cause I can't take trying to find good spots for it. Plus, wind noise is ass having it mounted on my mirror.
>>686897221
Fair enough, hopefully you'll feel better soon.
>>686897018
Then what's your favorite alcoholic drink?
>>686897221
Got my finals in a few hours and despite having barely studied I feel confident as fuck
>>686897336
>ditch my dreams to become a rockstar and be a stand-up comedian instead?
That's exactly what I was saying
>Your humor and photoshop skills disgust me.
I know
>That was actually really clever, that picture.
Thanks
>But I saw my opportunity here and jumped at it.
Kinda like rape
>>686896656
This not /a/
>>686897550
Thx fam
>>686897393
im not going to fill a thread if im not actually talking to people
>>686897629
Heading down to my bike to get that sound clip now.
>>686897588
The drink of life
>>686897504
Yeah. You feeling any better yet?
>>686897542
You have a fair point. Im not ready to talk about it though. Maybe some other time.
>>686897611
Hey Rikka
>>686897629
I hope so too. Thanks.
>>686897746
That sounds fun... kek
I wish you luck!
>>686897221
That's fine, just let me know when the time is right. Hope this blows over quick.
>>686897611
Yo, what's happening?
I'm back. Hey everyone
>>686898076
>>686898104
You know what I havent done all day?
>
Ah thats better. Hey guys how is it hanging?
>>686897746
milk. idk put alcohol in milk. its bound to taste good. it has milk in it
>>686898044
>Checked
God damn, your dubs tonight are on point!
But that's it for me, I'm sleepy and I have work off tomorrow! So I'll be needing to start moving my things out of this house and into another.
>And maybe buy a tent.
>The woods are nice and it's real misty out this time of year.
>>686897746
>Kinda like rape
I laughed for a second and then immediately felt awful afterward.
>Regret isn't something I feel often
I was going to apologize to you about something I said earlier, that may have come across as insensitive. Forgot what it was, though, because I'm an idiot. Either way, sorry about that, and I never mean to come across as rude.
>>686898188
A A A A A
HELLO
>>686898023
Looking forward to it!
>I'm gunna continue to try and figure out how to ditch the wind noise
Aaaaand a guy was pissing right outside the door. Do people have no shame?
>>686898322
good night i will see you around
>>686898322
Sleep well friend! And good luck
>>686898076
No. Just took some pills my mom gave me and i threw up. Now my throat hurts more.
>>686898264
A White Russian has a milk in it.
You should try that.
>>686898428
>>686898453
night guys
Night /waifu/ glad I came back.
>>686898490
if it has milk, im game.
>>686898076
As I said, your decision. Know you can talk to me whenever the time feels comfortable for you, even off the thread as I have you added on Steam.
>>686898490
I'm glad you came back too Mizore. Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.
>>686898483
What did she give you?
>>686898367
Hey Shira, sup?
>>686898374
Sound is from my phone literally on my seat. Probably not optimal, but you get the gist.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sIjcpfWy6u
I think I took it to 6500 revs in neutral then, so the cruising sound.
I claim yotsuba
>>686896751
more like S tank my palm top friend!
>>686897018
>>686897204
>>686897336
>>686897482
>>686898264
>>686898600
Friendly reminder that if you're and adult and you can drink and digest milk and dairy products you're a fucking mutant and a freak of nature
>>686898076
It's multiple choice so I should be good. My photographic memory is good at recognizing patterns in these kinds of things
>>686898367
>I was going to apologize
> something I said earlier, that may have come across as insensitive
>implying anything can faze me
No need to apologize to me over anything. I'm stupidly resilient against insults. They just bounce off. This helped me in life but it also makes me come across as stupidly thick headed
>>686898682
God-tier claim
>>686898222
Kek, never gets old.
It's going well, just hot af here and this fan ain't helping. You?
>>686898490
Sleep tight.
>>686898222
Damn you and your trips
Pff "waifu". All of you sad little weeb basement dwelling faggots just can't get a real girlfriend.
>>686898805
I really missed playing with you guys this weekend ;~;
>>686898805
4 of those linked are me D:
why am i a freak? what? does everyone have lactose intolerance these days?
>>686898623
Some big ass green liquid gel pills that looking like they should go up you ass instead.
Also
>
>>686898876
Duuude open your window maybe the outside brees will cool your room its whats I do and it helps
>>686898909
Glad you can enjoy them and my sick moves
>>686898672
Sounds pretty good! Might take the bike to the street and give it some revs in a bit. Until then, my camera problems must be figured out.
>>686893801
>have fun
no, I'm going to sit here and not have fun out of spite. joke is on you.
>>686898628
Ah, just violently putting off transplanting some pepper plants I have growing outside. I've been meaning to do it since about 7 PM.
Still, tending to plants in the night has always been relaxing to me.
What have you been up to?
>>686898805
You included me in that, but I actually made the note that milk is fucking gross in my post, so I actually second that comment of yours.
Also
>implying anything can faze me
I'm glad there's nothing to worry about then. Once again, you're a neat person.
Also thanks for not being bothered that I literally fucking forgot what I was apologizing for.
>>686898964
That's now in the past. I have come up with a bunch of great comps and ideas, and a drinking game for when we're playing
>DiscoMegu was chugging 40% last time
>Maki was drinking piss ale but did double takes
>got fucking hammered and we were all getting progressively worse and wondering why we were losing
>>686899091
Lactose intolerant is actually the way we're supposed to be, but because of the constant intake of milk and dairy products our bodies mutate to remain able to digest them. Thus, everyone who is not lactose intolerant is actually a mutant
>>686899387
Way ahead of ya famalam. It's a dry night.
>>686899466
can i go around saying "IM A MUTANT FEAR ME!" and run at all the kids on playgrounds or parks?
>>686898222
I finally got around to finishing the last episode of Rakudai Kishi about an hour ago.
I've had Chunibyo queued up for a while now, and I'm thinkin of startin it tomorrow.
How fantastic is it?
>>686899312
You should never take any medication not directly prescribed to you, no matter who gives it to you, what its for, or how well they say it worked for them, it wasn't prescribed for you for whatever you've got going on so it could have huge consequences. This is something a lot of people still don't know but stuff like that is only given out on case to case bases so its only intended to work for that person, anybody else taking it could be bad.
How soon afterwards did you throw up?
>>686899456
>been meaning to do it since about 7pm
>is now almost 1pm
My dude cmon. And I went to visit my mom and sister and 3 nephews this weekend, and also visit a couple old friends.
>>686899466
holy fuck that sounds fun
>>686898805
>>686899466
>>686899724
I prefer to call us the master race.
>>686899943
Like 3 mins after. i think there nightquel anyways.
i cant spell
>>686898104
I hope so too... Thanks Maki
>>686898222
>Checked
Im not doing too well. Are you good?
>>686898483
Im sorry friend. :(
>>686898609
Yeah. Thanks friend
>>686898805
Sounds a lot like me. Good luck!
>>686900108
out of the blue to save the day! anon whos name i dont know! yall intolerants are the weird ones.
>>686900131
It's nyquil. Got you
>>686899717
Its beginning to look alot like summer. Dry ass nights, hot days. Its gonna be fun
>>686899927
Awesome! I hope you enjoy it!
>How fantastic is it?
I think its really good probably my third favorite kyoto show. Everything looks great super soft looking, all the characters are lovable and the romance is fucking CUTE
>>686900251
Why arent you doing well?? I am just alright, I took a nap earlier now I cant sleep. Oh well heh
>>686899951
>my dude cmon
Cut me some slack I've been doing things.
>Less important things
>Much less important things
>Vidya
>Whoops
>>686900374
Not only do I not drink milk because it is not all that healthy for you, but also because it tastes horrible, my friend.
>If anything, liking something like that makes you the weird one
if japs are lactose intolerant, then why does everyone drink milk after a hot bath in anime
clmd
>>686900597
however according to modern society i can identify as anything! so i identify as not weird! loopholes!
>>686899456
Milk is alright but definitely not my first choice of beverage. I'm also seemingly the only person who can't shake the thought that milk comes from a cow's nipples whenever I drink it. Not that it stops me
yeah, no problem. It's actually really hard to get me legitimately pissed. I treat almost everything as if it's a joke. It's how you don't get depressed
> I literally fucking forgot what I was apologizing for.
So did I. I have no idea what you could be referring to
>>686899724
Yes, why are you not already doing that?
>>686899951
It is tons of fun. I'm running out of mead though so I should find some substitute booze for the drinking games. We did shit like 1 bastion 1 Mercy 4 Reinhardt. Shit's always a blast even when we lose
>>686900251
Thanks fam
>>686900605
Because
>drumroll
Anime isn't real
>>686900131
Yeah your body rejected that hard, either I want you to remember this, you should always only take medicine prescribed to you.
>>686900597
You and I are now enemies.
>>686900788
>Anime isn't real
get out of my face, mai waifu is more real than your waifu
>>686900788
not sure
>>686900597
>vidya
Yeah that is more important.
>>686900788
>1bastion, 1mercy, 4reinhardt
We did that when I was with you guys too, like the first day we all played together lol
>>686900804
I still have 3 oxycodone with my name on it. And yeah i know.
>>686900785
I'll take this for an excuse.
>>686900788
>can't shake the thought that milk comes from a cow's nipples
Nah, I can't either. Part of the reason I don't like it.
>I ain't about to drink another species' titty juice
>>686900605
>japs
Hoo boy we just walked back in time to like, World War 2, huh?
>>686900804
No, we're still mates.
That's the executive decision I just made.
>>686900251
Anytime Milinda.
>>686900492
So much fun that my hair may catch on fire again. Where the rainy days at?
>>686900492
Been looking forward to it.
Have you by chance gotten around to My Teen Comedy Romance SNAFU yet?
>>686900891
Somehow I doubt that
>>686900967
Pretty sure we also did this when we were smashed up our heads but you get the idea
>>686901208
>I ain't about to drink another species' titty juice
Well in a way it's like the ultimate move of domination and humiliation over the cow species. We are consuming the food they make for their children, just because we can.
>>686901208
damn right you take that excuse. if you ditn i would have sued for rape. thats also what modern society does, right?
I passed through the captcha because I'm a cyborg and not a droid. I come to the thread because count dooku told me to send you a message:
Either waifu thread joins the Separatist, or die.
If I were you in would make the wise choice.
>>686901048
Good, don't want you hurting yourself any more than how much pain you're already in.
>>686901508
>Well in a way it's like the ultimate move of domination and humiliation over the cow species
Nah that would be fucking them, which mankind has already done to every animal we could fit our dick into.
Humanity Fuck Yeah.
>>686901343
>Hair may catch on fire
Holy shit is your scalp that dry friend?
>>686901431
SNAFU has been recommended to me by multiple people, and I have not watched it yet how long is it? Not too long right? I loved School Rumble and if its like that then we in the money.
It is bedtime, goodnight everyone
>>686901508
ye, I got you
>>686901584
>I passed through the captcha because I'm a cyborg and not a droid.
Yea right, i bet you bought 4chan pass
>>686901508
>picture
>fangs detected
Brethren.
Also I don't particularly think there's a need to prove our dominance to cattle, given that they probably don't have a concept of this apparent meta-species domination structure we have going on.
They're just cows, it's not like they were ever going to overthrow us.
>Right?
>Right...?
>dun
>Dun
>DUN
>>686901862
>>686901431
You two ever heard of the artist, bleedman? Or is this something else? Cause I love his art work
>>686901891
Goodnight, my friend.
>>686901797
Nom nom nom
Im heading to be now night everyone.
>>686901584
Yeah I'll join you. What are the perks that come with joining the Seperatists?
>>686901797
>tfw you want to fuck the cowfu
In China you can buy pickled duck vagina's from a barrel. I see that as the ultimate move of domination, where you just sell their reproductive organs in a barrel. How can you dominate a species harder than that?
>>686901940
>picture
I made it myself
> don't particularly think there's a need to prove our dominance to cattle
Excuse me? Have you ever met a bull? Cocky fuckers gotta learn who's highter in the food chain
>>686902113
Snafu comics and My Teen Romantic Comedy Snafu are two different things but I looked him up and his art is pretty nice I think its cute
>>686900492
I dont really want to talk about it. Glad your doing well though.
>>686900788
Not a problem bro.
>>686901343
How are you?
>I will send you what happened in Love Live game.
I'm gonna go to bed now, goodnight everybody.
>>686902275
Goodnight.
>>686902306
Asians man.
>>686901862
I'm actually only 3 episodes in and I'm loving it. I know there's a second season. And if my memory serves me correctly they've already green lit a third season
>>686902113
Naw, not ringing any bells. Sorry dood
>>686902306
>Maybe if you didn't fuck with the incredibly large, ripped animal with horns...
>...You wouldn't have to prove your dominance to it
Humans aren't at all applicable to food chains/webs, because we have learned how to use and make tools, in much the same way that most birds from the Corvidae family have, as well as more advanced primates.
>Oh shit son we're dragging out science
>>686901931
You dare doubt the Droid Supreme General? If I'm able to communicate via holo projector that needed a pass code what makes you think a simple captcha can stop me?
>>686902306
Good. You have the guaranteed protection from the Droid army and see to it that when the Republic is destroyed, all in the galaxy will be at peace.
>>686902396
I love his grim tales from down below comic
>>686902794
Take a look. You'll might like what you see
>>686902804
>Oh shit son we're dragging out science
all because i said my favorite drink was milk
>>686902275
>>686901891
>>686902446
Sleep tight.
>>686901862
Kek, nah I use oil in my hair. Put a little too much in one day last Aug and while running that stuff just burnt away. It wasn't like a real fire but it sizzled.
>>686902433
Hot and surprisingly not sleepy.
>I think it's under maintenance right now.
Got telegram or steam?
>>686903065
>all because i said my favorite drink was the worst possible beverage choice
>>686902804
>...You wouldn't have to prove your dominance to it
Not proving dominance is a sign of submission
Winners do not submit, certainly not to cocky bovines
We have made our way to the top because we haz smarts. Therefore we dominate every other species, usually fucking them over so hard they go extinct, either intentionally or unintentionally.
Yay humanity
>>686902865
Okay, that sounds good deal. You have my axe
>>686903237
you are just jealous you cant drink milk
>>686902865
Because your a robot.
>>686903228
>Hot
Well I knew that already <3
Yeah I just noticed that... My bad.
I have a Steam and a Telegram. Although I dont really know how to use the telegram... Here is my Steam http://steamcommunity.com/id/MilindaBrantini
>>686902433
Ah alright fair enough. I hope oyu will begin to do well again soon friend
>>686902548
Okay I will check it out tomorrow after work! I need something new to watch and this sounds pretty fun
>>686903022
I gotta ask my friend about him maybe he knows something more.
>>686903228
Oh god did it like hurt your head? That would be crazy!
>>686893801
Nonon claimed. Didnt read thread. Shes mine anyway.
>>686903360
I drink almost a gallon a day
>>686903699
good man
>nyarko
>>686903299
You will survive. The others will perish. I will make the purple one suffer slowly
>>686903465
I AM NOT A DROID
>>686903615
It's okay, there's no competition for your trash-tier waifu
>>686903699
Good calcium
>>686903699
Kek good to see someone goes on /fit/
>>686903579
I think you like it but take your time to see to ir
>>686903579
Sounds like a great plan. Rikka looks adorable and I'll toss it on after work tomorrow.
Thread hit image limit and it's like 3 in the morning so I'm going to bed. Night dood
>>686903803
Stop denying it. I can see your oil temperature rising
>>686903980
Lol even after like 4 years I've never actually been on /fit/
I've been to /a, /k, and a couple others but /b is my go-to
>>686903815
WAIT WHAT?! trash tier?? :(
At least i love her...
