Poorly describe a vidya II
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Poorly describe a vidya II
>Hearthstone
>RuneScape
>you practice ninjutsu
>and prefer vegetables
>There is no cow level
>>686882094
Diablo 2 I think
>Villain takes control of entire army
>Villain bails with the whole army
>Have to take him out.
>Looking for him, start seeing visions
>Squadmates are getting killed one by one
>Visions get weirder and weirder
>Get real close to getting the bad guy
>Visions happening more and more
>Finally find the Villain
>Actually a pawn
>Controlled by mother
>I'm your brother
>What.jpeg
>Shoot brother right in the forehead.
>Gotta find my spaceship
>Gets harder as time goes on
Get a shitload of items
>>686882230
Winrar
>Green Sonic
>Run Around Level
>Rock BGM
>Anime
>Empire
>1935
>Brother dies
>Oh shit he's not dead
>Gotta find pirate booty
>Play as pretty princess
>Every living organism on earth wants your blood
>>686882658
Valkyria Chronicles
>>686883191
Mah nigga
>>686881796
Cronicles: Runescape or something along those lines
>>686881657
>find secrets within mission
>kill demons
>>686882033
Fruit Ninja?
>>686882364
starbound
>>686882433
DOOM?
>>686883464
Yas
>>686882334
FEAR 1?
>5v5
>only one map matters
>everyone's a flamer
>>686883579
Nope
>>686883688
Winrar
>>686883799
League of Legends
>>686883396
Close enough
Learn to channel hate into your dad while going around some weird place you don't recognize with your Canadian-Jamaican friend, your dad's friend, a kleptomaniac, a witch, and a nun who turns out to be praying to a satanic god of death.
Also dad is a fish
>>686883542
Nope
>>686883464
>prefers vegi
>guesses fruit ninja
>>686882433
Adding to it
>Can Fly
>Can Use Wheels
>>686883428
Fuckin' DOOM
>>686883914
Ayyy
Correct
>The whole game was a dream
>cold
>screaming
>cold
>Kill shit
>Buy better guns
>fight crazy cyborg
>Win
>repeat
>tf2
>waifus
>unlimited ammo
>magazine looks like balls
>>686884228
Is it that piece of shit on the Wii U E-Shop?
>>686883967
curious about this
>>686884375
Killing Floor
>stop putting lamposts in my games
http://www.strawpoll.me/10348569
Pick
>>686884473
winrar
>>686884387
Overwatch
>>686884531
Yes
>gun
>shoot
>third game when
>>686884582
Call Of Duty
>you talk to yourself
>make stuff move with your eyes
>>686884587
Half life
>>686884676
yup
>>686881657
>ontwa
>ontwa
>ontwa
>ontwa
>ontwa
>yanet
>>686884587
Wasteland
>Be in spooky castle
>Deformed butler wants to kill you
>Wander castle looking for the master
>Meet Prisoner
>Prisoner wants you to cut off his head and keep it
>You do it because why the fuck not?
>Wander around the castle some more
>Find master's kinkshop
>Nope the fuck out of there
>Finally find the master
>Some bullshit Illuminati
>Lantern
>>686884582
I don't know guys It sounds like The Witness to me.
>>686881657
blocky niggers shooting eachother
>Be anyone
>make/do anything
>fly
>ufo hellcats
>japan is expensive
>german dora master race
>beercan has a nuclear reactor
>shoot stuff
>only played by faggots
>>686884414
Hint: Underwater Rugby no one likes
>>686884874
San Andreas
>>686884924
Roblox
>hard
>swords
>rage
>5 games
>android battle tower
>fucking chainsaw head
>gatling gun in my torso
>wake up with the mother of all hangovers
>No idea how to get home or even if you have a home.
> Everything hates you because they are just like you, black.
>Have a strong urge to light piles of sticks on fire
>Find out your ultimate quest, light the biggest pile of sticks to keep the black people dead...
>>686884937
CS:GO
Ghandi nukes everyone.
>>686884937
Literally every mainstream fps.
>>686884228
Super Mario Bros. 2?
>>686885074
Civilization
>>686885074
Civ III
>>686885017
Nope
>all femanons are dead
>your daughter is the last femanon
>she goes missing
>you go on epic quest to find her
>baw at the end of the game
>>686885175
Winrar
>>686885280
Lisa
>>686885280
Lisa
>>686885280
LISA
>>686885384
>>686885390
Yaaaeyya
>>686884808
Amnesia
>>686881657
>you are like this rat or something and you're a knight and you have a jetpack
>>686883967
Eh
>>686885435
Winrar
>>686884808
Amnesia: dark descent
>>686885280
lisa
>>686885102
Correct
>>686884924
Gmod
>wizard is making meth in his castle
>fucks up
>the apocalypse happens
>his glove has to save the day
>The baby is on fire
>Gotta check my pc
>>686884475
Gonna add another hint
>cabbage shapes our nation
If someone fucking gets this
>>686885625
Sims
>scoring best on your team but the dude in 5th got the super rare loot while all you got was bullshit
>dark vs. light
>>686885605
Clearly glover you retard
>>686884228
Eternal Sonata?
>>686885605
Glover
>jews are why the nazis are so powerful
>depending on who you save, you either meet jimi hendrix or some crazy cunt
>>686885701
Destiny
>>686885724
>>686885760
winrars
>be me
>trapped
>serial killer after me
>HALP
>meet people
>they die by said killer
>God like story
>worse combat system evar
>wtf doc
>wtf is this boss fight
>>686885701
Fucking Destiny
>can jump higher than brother
>not a nigger
>brother missing
>suck off spoopy spoopers
>is scared but does it anyway
Guess this and you get $5
PayPal
>>686884953
FFX
You play as Bart from the Simpsons and you have to fight aliens
The Game: The Movie: The Game
>breaks controller
>>686885878
Ding Ding Ding
>>686885853
Luigis Mansion
>>686884953
FFX
>>686885933
Bart vs the space mutants
Go watch more AVGN faggot
>>686885933
Bart saves the world
>>686885853
Mario is Missing?
I don't fucking know, man.
>>686885993
Dark Souls
>Killing big yoshi
>with a cat
>>686885993
Mario Party
>No one dies
>>686884953
Final fantasy x
Space warrior go check out pretty blue digital lady. Nice rack and ass
Hunch back alien man need help fighting zombie aliums. You land on planet like meteor. Suit saves your life.
>>686885933
>The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare
>>686886007
Damn nice...
But fuck you
>sexually clad females fight for a genie
>>686885959
Street Fighter
>>686882364
Risk of rain?
>>686886106
Fire Emblem on Casual
>Be Zombie
>Living man throw zombie corpse with key
>livin man die and give dayquil
>fight monsters and other zombies for rest of game
>Shitty hitboxes
>pretentious fans
>>686886016
Ye
>>686886151
Halo
Duh
You didn't even try to make it hard
>>686886223
Dark Souls
>>686882834
Uncharted 4 ez
>>686885959
Street Fighter: The Movie The Game
>>686886106
undertale
aka the worst fucking game to ever exist
>>686886106
Dunderfuck
>>686881657
>a nigger, a white guy, and a meth head steal shit
>"gallant knight"
>die like a chump in first battle
>honored as hero
>come back to life
>time to prove you're a real hero
>>686885044
Souls
>>686885933
Here's one of that vein.
>The Manga: The Anime: The Shitty Movie: The Game
>>686886334
GtaV
>>686886198
Winrar
>>686886328
you got it.
>faceless hero rapes alien Muslims and is friends with a mini dinosaur with a light saber and a sassy nigger
>>686886384
Attack on Titan
>>686886114
Ye
CRY CRY
THATS THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD FOR
YOU WITH A WOMAN? YEAH RIGHT
>>686886299
Winrar
>>686884114
What.
He slashes fruit cause he gates it
So he prefers vegi
How retarded can you be
Really
>>686884924
Second life
>>686885993
Dank souls
>>686885629
oh shit m8 it's that one made by the stanley parable folks. The Beginner's Guide, right?
>>686886298
Yeee
>A rat and a robot saves the universe
>>686886483
Wasn't the one I was going for, but it's technically correct.
Ok so you're like in this place that has like blood all on the floor. He he it's pretty nasty. Then like you find an Easter egg that takes you back in time. Ha.
You are this yoked dude and whenever you kill a blue dog you make a weird grunt and get more yoked
>>686886520
Oh shit, I shout it was actually monkey island 2 or whatever
An easy one:
>asshole destroys almost half of the planet
>a fucking giant tower
>there are traitors in your group
>>686886563
Rachel and Spamk my ass
>easy and boring combat
>characters that rely on one joke
>puzzles more shallow than my puppys piss puddle
>pretentious as fuck narrative
>everyone still sucks its dick
>indie games are forever ruined
>>686886563
Ratchet and Clank
>biblical basement shenanigans
>>686881657
>ultra cyborg
>kill aliens in about 600 games
>>686886688
Puppies piss puddle
Quit stealing AVGN lines
>>686885959
Ratchet and Clank
Drinks.
Island.
Metal hammer.
Gold rush.
1859.
Steam boat.
"The 4 amigos"
>>686886688
Undertale
>>686886579
Was it SAO?
>There was a hole here
>its gone now
>>686886802
You got it!
>>686886688
Undertale
>dad is abusive drunk
>makes you rape your sister
>run away from home
>sister commits suicide
>become drug addict
>apocalypse
>>686885044
Souls games?
>>686886535
Fuckin winrar holy shit
Thought noone would get that
You are some guy and you have to learn math or some shit and avoid electric wires, and I think your weapon is to take pictures
>giant enemy crab
>>686886688
are you ok anon.
>>686886472
What?
>>686886849
Silent Hill 2
>>686886715
Binding of isaac
>>686886798
Sunset Riders?
>>686886933
winrar
>>686886816
Dragon Ball Evolution for PSP.
>Kill sandniggers and russians
>>686886915
Either Dark Souls, Oblivion or some Elder Scrolls game.
>>686886933
In my restless dreams I see that town. Silent Hill. (best.intro.ever.)
>>686887048
Cod
>Shits foggy as fuck at first
>fire comes out of nowhere
>Shit is lit.jpg
>Dragon war.
>After war, sunny times abound.
>Sunny times are leaving
>King commits suicide to prolong sunny times.
>For the sunny times to stay, idiots must commit suicide like lemmings.
Guess the game.
>>686886472
Halo
>play as a bad motherfucker
>die at the end
>become fag ass son
>fuckthisgame.gif
Three parts to it, two of them move side to side across from each other. Third bounces around between.
>>686884228
Afraid Of Monsters?
>>686887048
has to be some call of duty game
>>686886915
That PlayStation demo with authentic battles
>>686887200
Pong
>>686887136
You're making it a little obvious, cursed one.
>>686884786
nobody's crack this one yet
>>686887136
Demon souls
>>686887162
Red Dead Redemption
>shoot up an airport in russia
>Keks follow
>>686887162
Red dead?
Hard mode:
>Dicks everywhere
>Middle of fucking nowhere
>Random shit for armor
>>686886893
Lisa
>>686887162
Red Dead Redemption
>>686887272
Winrar
The reason your parents dont love you
>>686887307
because that's not a description, not even a bad one
>>686887475
WoW
Roll
Roll
Roll
Die
>Train crash
>saved by trash recipticle
>Shoot guns
>First games cast was just a ploy leading up to this shit
>Fight man wearing his own face
>win game
>Fight christmas
>Fight Irish
>Fight pirates
>Fight tropical savages
>Play D&D
>More bullshit
>before all this go to moon
>Save man who wears his own face before he wears it
>shoot guns
>Do halo cortana shit better than halo
>Find out why man wears his own face
>DLC for trash recepticle adventure
You can't just guess the game either you have to know the EXACT version
It's all on one disc
Guy can't stop eating
>>686886893
"Really needed to get that off my chest."
*dies*
>>686887586
BL2
Nobody will guess this
>Medieval times
>Red vs Blue
>>686881657
>you had to follow the train
>Get shot
>Survive
>Go North to kill a guy
>Join 200 Year old man
>Fight Romans
>>686887115
True
>>686887329
Cod MW watever
>>686887586
borderlands is dum
>>686887685
Fat Princess
>>686885701
dota?
>>686887586
BLps
>escape prison
>Shout like a mad man
>Everybody hate you for kicking chicken
>>686887685
Chivalry
>>686887538
>literal lack of any content describing the game
>not even a bad one
>>686884786
>>686884786
this must have not been one you've played
>>686887687
San Andreas
>>686885476
Fuck, I know what this game is, but I forgot the name. Was it Rocket Knight or something?
>>686887583
Meant Cunter Stroke Globally Offended
>>686887475
Touhou
>>686887776
Nope
>>686887595
>>686887431
I'm honestly kinda surprised.
>>686887586
borderlands series??
>>686887162
Red Dead Redemption
>person crash lands
>only survivor
>talks to you through some retarded device that never gets explained
>thatsnomoon.gif
>choose your own life or death fagot
>>686887798
Skairum
>>686887802
Winrar
>>686883967
Final Fantasy 10?
>>686881657
>build planes
>do zero g and shtt
>>686881657
>Run your own puppy mill
>doesn't matter how good you are, japs win
>>686887798
Skyrim?
>>686887913
halo ce
>>686887913
The forest
>>686888023
Pokemon
>>686887879
I just got to the 3rd area in Pain Mode, and I'm probably gonna finish the game tonight.
Need my achievements man.
>there is no playing without anger
>rip physics, just guesses and chance
>your teammate is either shit or carrying you. no in between
>"ooo new antenna!"
>use dick to kill german minister of defence
I swear if someone knows this
>>686888111
Double le trips
>>686887798
Did oblivion have Shouts?
>fuckin car go vroom
>boost
>giant ball
>>686887591
Kirby
>>686884393
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
>>686888220
Fuck
>>686888034
Winrar
>>686888076
winrar
>>686884387
tony go to bed
>>686887789
Lookin' for the version name here but you are right
>>686888181
Saint's Row
>>686888215
Rocket league
>>686887378
fallout new vegas
>you're collecting a bunch of fucking trophies
>mapping this shit is like having your balls stabbed with a fork
>text adventure
>three of them made
>>686888111
Nice, I hope I didn't spoil anything for you.
Also, two sets of three repeating numbers.
>>686888215
rocket league. fucking easy
>>686888376
Nop
>>686888036
Nope
>>686888304
Nigga oblivion was where you escape prison, Skyrim you just escape execution
>Destroy structures
>Kill enemies
>Waste 30 minutes of your life
>>686887798
You're not in a prison in skyrim you jackhole.
>frozen
>Find little nigger version of you
>Kill the nigger-napper
>Niggers wearing mini gundam suits
>Impeccable timing
>old
>hard as fuck
>you had to play the whole fucking game again to get the real ending
>>686888181
Heres a better hint
>broom rape
>>686888385
Nope
These pigs stole all the eggs so you kamikaze them until you get the eggs back
>>686888539
CS?
>letter k
>lots and lots of emptiness
No one will get this one:
>Fractions
>Frog
>>686887688
New Vegas
Too fast!
Too fast!
Too fast!
