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Post your first name /b/, and we rate it.
AJ
Lawasha
My sister is Ladrya
>>686863634
2/10 you probably look like an albino
Garrett
Shane
>>686863634
luis
Benji
Christopher
Ian
Shannon
>>686863634
8/10. Unique and easy to remember.
>>686863948
6/10. Most people probably mispronounce.
>>686863634
You were created from AIDS Juice
Matthew or Matt I don't have a preference.
Bobby, but my friends all call me Salami
>>686864802
Because you're a faggot and like to bob on salami
>>686864802
>>686864776
Because no one cares
Dominick
Kiernan
>>686864920
My our dad liked to be dominated by his gay friend nick
>>686863948
iunderstoodthatreference.song
Caleb
sam
Jesse
And it's not fucking Jessie
>>686863634
Daniel.
>>686865117
Stands for "sausages and mucus"
Peng
Kellen
>>686864915
Because I am a fat fuck who was eating Salami in lunch and people started calling me that for a couple years now. I don't really mind though, occasionally I'm called Salami Bobby which rolls off the tongue well.
>>686864575
Are you a fat middle aged woman?
Bryce
>>686863634
Java
>>686865215
Because when your dad got raped by a big fat guy and your mom watched she screamed "Dan, Yell!"
Kelly
>Male
Jacob
David
>inb4 jew
>>686863634
Jose
Jorge
Dylan
>>686863634
Gage
>>686865241
7/10. Possibly a stinky Asian.
>>686864458
Fucking beaner
>>686863634
Rigoberto
Gaylord
>>686863634
Isai
>>686865498
8/10? That's unique...like the borderlands character?
Sean
>>686865370
Cause your Asian dad had a fucked up lisp and was hungry and asked your mom to pass the rice... But she handed you to your dad instead
Tall and like bananas
Mine: Renzo
>>686865289
Kek, smart though
>>686863634
Catherine
>>686864575
tucson?
>>686863948
Haha haha haha, I got it
Joseph
Diego
Javen
>>686865375
Kek, actually no. My mom said that she wanted my name to be Timothy, but changed it last second to Daniel. Im glad though because I have only known about 4 other Daniels and a shitload of Timothys.
>>686865498
Cause your an Internet slut who's famous for anal and dp vids
>>686865661
Fat cunt
Noel
Giovanni
>>686864776
have you ever met a matthew spelled with one t? so mathew
>>686865848
10/10 would be best gymleader
>>686865788
Cause your French mom got raped by Santa on Christmas, you are the result of that jolly ole rape
>>686865720
You're not a saint, kill yourself
Karman
>>686865874
Bless you
Collin
Kevin
Nicolás
jake and on june 11th i will commit suicide
Massaranduba
>>686866000
mathew is i
Sam
>>686863634
>Bradlee
2 E's. None of that pussy "Y" bullshit.
>>686866023
Cause when your parents used you as a prostiture they wouldn't allow you to do out calls to clients "Collins only"
Malther
Ian
randy
>>686866187
Jesus Christ. What part of Africa so you hail from nigger?
Ben
>>686865061
You dirty Mexican
>>686864575
tits
>>686863634
Nathan.
>>686866351
White trash name. Fat homosexual detected.
Owen
Annie
>>686866187
Because your dad was hammered and was trying to fuck your mom and was trying to say lets "mess around a bit"
>>686863634
Rebecca
Kai Lukus Brown
>>686866135
make it tonight and post pics
Evan
>>686866755
7/10, pretty average white girl name
>>686865746
>>686863634
Adolf
Safadão
>>686867014
Fuck yeah same name /b/
>>686867019
Accurate anon.
Owen
>>686866755
tits
dickbutt
>>686867178
ai que delicia
Cole
>>686867178
(Faltou o Wesley)
>>686866351
Kenny,the beached leach.
>>686867253
nah
>>686863634
Op is a cuck
andre
Hayden
>>686867203
snyder
>>686867322
>>686867304
TO NAMORANDO TODO MUNDO!!!!!
>>686863634
I'm an AJ too. Fuggin sweet
Hitler
>>686867477
>>686867611
Initials or true name?
>>686867635
Adolf , l suppose
Jonathan
Katey
>>686863634
Peter
I hate my name tbh
>>686864776
last initial?
>>686867890
Why m8? I don't understand.
>>686867889
Adrian
>>686867889
6/10 way too common white brown hair girl name.
>>686867776
Initials per birth certificate, but AJ or "Age" up through HS graduation, across two states.
>>686867889
Mo'Lady
>>686865777
trips
>>686868181
this is accurate. I have a basic ass white girl middle name too. my parents were unoriginal as fuck
>>686865944
the best part is that i strongly suspect the rape part is true, thanks anon~!
Maxime
>>686868145
5/10
Einar
Emma
>>686863634
Dongus
>>686868673
10/10
>>686865226
kek
Nick
>>686865720
GO DIEGO GO ACROSS THE BORDER YOU FILTHY FUCKING SPIC!!!
Nickolas, but my brothers call me retard
>>686868673
>>686868791
>>686868392
i'm afraid to ask what it is
is it elizabeth?
John masterrace
>>686865661
I bet there's a rumor among your friends that you often suck horse dicks.
>>686863634
>>Shit-tier checking in
Todd
>>686868791
>>686863634
Myles
>>686868913
Marie but that is a damn good guess. My first name was almost Macy which I think would have been more fitting
>>686865536
10/10
Arturo
>>686863634
Noah.
>>686869056
at least take pleasure in the fact that george carlin ripped on your name for an entire segment.
>>686864327
ayyy me too
Ky
>>686866255
Probably go by brad which is a douchey name. Closet faggot
adolf
>>686863634
Maximilian
>>686866210
kek
>>686863634
Alex is that you?
Bailey
Pawel
inb4
>for you
Lemme try again. Sean
Baine
>>686869257
>>686869432
6/10 not an eventful name, but not overused.
>>686869432
Etah Sreggin
Corwin
>>686864489
Get off of 4chan you faggot, you suck at league.
>>686868145
4/10 White trash, sounds like you have a mullet and wear jean shorts.
>>686869675
Venezuela sir
>>686869794
etah sreggin/niggers hate10
Roddy.
Yes am named after Mr. Piper.
Taylor
>>686864493
I'm sorry.
>same
>means "follower of Christ"
>4/10 Chris is better
>>686869877
Kobi
>>686869875
>SKT Telecom
>sucks at league
I'm sure, you're much better than him, anon.
Also, it's Bengi with a G not a J
>>686863634
Dane
>>686863634
Steven
>>686863634
thomas
>>686870523
sucks almost as many cocks as OP/10
>>686870271
Ah, I apologize for my mistake.
Spencer
>>686870094
m or f?
Walf
vance
>>686866351
randy bobandy
Dereck
>>686870797
probs not actually very happy
>>686869141
Named after the measurement of all the penises combined that have been in your mom before you were born
>>686870792
Is that scandinavian or some shit?
Cristian
Josh
>>686871040
yeah I live in America but both my parents are from Norway.
>>686863634
Belle
>>686871075
atheist/10
>>686871184
Cause you grew inside your moms belle.... E
>>686863634
私はクソです
rate me /b/ros
>>686866076
Fuck you Kevin you asshole
>>686871220
Agnostic, actually
Melique.
>>686870918
Actually short for "D- wrecked" cause your dad just smashed that pussy before you were born
>>686871355
Cause your a coon
Gabriel
>inb4 GAYbriel lmao
Sarah
>>686863634
Casey
>>686865061
Same fam
>>686871342
holy shit that's great
>>686863634
Agustin
>>686871080
Typical but not a stupidly common white boy name. Good job. 8/10
>>686863634
Connor
>>686863634
Already posted my name, but if I ever had a kid I was thinking Derry for a boy, and Natalie for a girl.
What does /b/ think?
>>686871745
wimpy shit and/or cunty bitch/10
Jakob
>>686871977
>Derry
>>686871745
Cause your a bad mom
>>686871977
Derry???
>>686866659
Underrated
>>686863634
Lucas
>>686871977
Like derryrhea?
>>686866755
Got some good hair
>>686872124
I heard the name when I was watching Jeepers Creepers and I liked it. I assume it's short for Daryl or something, but I ain't a nigger so no go.
>>686871457
Poo-in-loo/10
Eva
>>686871651
GAYbriel lmao
>>686871651
wtf literally the first name i see on the thread is mine
hi gaybro
>>686863634
Kent, r8 me nigs
Heinrich
>>686867890
Yea, your name is pretty ass
Crithian
>>686872504
>Literally Christian with a lisp
>>686871977
Only if his middle name is MilkCheese
>>686872504
u wot?
>>686872504
Downy/10
Fyodor (my parents are Russian) but I don't like it and it sounds too foreign, so for all intents and purposes (resumes and shit) it's Theodore.
Rate either one
>>686872610
Holy fucking kek
>>686872433
4/10 white trash douchebag
>>686872504
Your dad was Mike Tyson
>>686872338
:^)
>>686872356
Amazing, greetings to you fellow gaylord
>>686872610
TOP KEK
>>686872655
Hey I could do that, even I wouldn't be able to resist bullying my kid.
>>686872673
Cause you stank so much as a kid they had too bathe you until you were "free-a-odor"
xander
>>686872723
I feel like you know a Kent and are too much of a pussy to say this to his face
first name is Florian. ya im a guy.
:)
Esteban
>>686872610
>>686873183
Cause when your parents where fucking your dad asked "where should we fuck?" And your mom said on the "floor Ian"
>>686873183
nationality?
mine is Luke
>>686873447
Luke isn't a nationality retard
>>686873419
>HLOY SHIT YOU ROASTED THAT FUCKER
Name's Lane
>>686863634
Phillip
>>686873447
easy jokes 6/10
>>686873071
drawn together/10
>>686872673
don't go with theodore
Fyodor is cool 7/10
>>686873520
Is this bait?
Alexis
I'm a man
Thor
Jonathan
> mfw im your most stereo- typical hispanic
Thomas.
Victoria
Everyone calls me Vicki tho
>>686870092
Underrated.
How has nobody praised this man yet?
Rowdy Roddy Piper was my favorite wrestler, hell I still have a Hot Rod shirt and an action figure too.
Chad
Felix
Is it a good name?
>>686873850
What does that have to do with Jonathan
Guillermo (basically William in Spanish)
Campbell
>>686874018
Thundercock/10
>>686873807
Cause your dad hammered your mom
>>686863634
Robert
Ricky
>>686863634
notafirstname/10
Franco
>>686874972
Let's just call you Rick, Morty.
>>686863634
Kyle
>>686873957
I'd say 7/10
>>686874189
10/10 best name
>>686874027
Eh
>>686873749
Fag/10
>>686872673
8/10, stick with Fyodor
My name is Salazar (as a first name, Basque parents)
>>686868392
>I have a basic ass
Zoie
>>686865848
Pretty cool name
Sergio
>>686870092
Sick/10 hug your dad rn
>>686865848
10/10. Perfect name. Is also coincidentally my name too.
Antonio
>>686876406
what the fuck happened. how do you mess up a simple name like zeoy
are your parents special snowflakes
Amy
>INB4
I'm a dude
>>686876664
>zeoy
Elizabeth
Bailey
Kirk
Engelbert
nastiya
Nathaniel
>>686876886
Metallica/10
>>686864944
What weird snow country are you from???
>>686864802
Aye my name is Bobby too but I go by bob.
Grayson