Ask a p-psychologist anything!
Back by popular demand: I'm h-here for you Anonymous! Don't s-suffer in silence alone!
Am I a faggot?
>>686838696
Fuck off faggot
Why did you delete?
Alice = Elaine, who is a liar. Grey is the one true prophet.
http://alicelied.blogspot.com.au/
http://anekihou.se/chat/
>>686838871
Janitor did that
>>686838696
What the hell? Why was the last thread deleted?
first
>>686838904
Based hotpockets.
>>686838696
>I had asked
Hi Alice
I suspect my wife has an eating disorder.
She is overweight. When she is around me she seems to eat normal portions. She excercises frequently.
Once I caught her hiding chocolates which she apologised for. She said she was eating them on my night shifts when she is home alone.
In her sleep I hear her munching and saying "mmmm" and chewing although she is asleep so I'm guessing she is dreaming, this happens a lot.
What do you think it could be and how can I help her?
>how overweight?
around 210-220 Alice
first
>>686838696
Alice its me, tic's
im not really sure how to bring all the stuff up about the tics up with the doctor.
im 18 so my mom accompany's me to the doctors and shes ussually in the waiting room.
sometimes she asks if theres anything i want to talk to the doctor alone about but if i tell her yes it would be ever more awkward
the tic's are alot worse when im standing for any period of time so i think she noticed them once or twice last year but i always made some excuse as to why im jerking my neck so often
>>686838696
How is apathy treated besides drugging myself?
>>686838964
She deleted her own thread to restart it.
I want to zannys doc pls help me
>>686838696
I was here last night and you ignored me :^(
>>686838783
Oh Anonymous...I love you so much <4
>>686838769
Probably not, if you are in an Alice thread!
>>686838898
Excuse me. We prefer you use http://anekiho.me/chat
As well, let me advertise a bit:
http://webmenco.de
For all your WebM creation needs!
>>686838965
What is her height? Or, if you can, her BMI? I'm just trying to get a gauge of how obese she is.
>>686839022
Huh? Just tell her yes Ticks! Silly!
>>686839039
You should never drug yourself. You should ask a licensed doctor about your issues and possibly get a medication.
>>686839129
I'm not a doctor.
>>686838696
*As i was saying, i understand that it must have been a painful experience so i'll just stop right here with the questions about that specific subject.*
>>686838919
My guess is because it had great amounts of bickering, whiny bitching, and shit-flinging.
...
So, does anyone here like comics?
>>686839166
Hm. Can you give me an example?
>>686839181
Sorry! I'm still sick; can you ask again?
>>686839234
The painful part is having such an intimate part of me, that I pulled out to help someone, turned into an attack against me.
But whatever. I'm a big girl; I can take it.
>>686839192
Lady I am getting upset. I am asking you besides getting chemical treatment, what is the procedure in a case of apathy. How is it treated besides getting medicines from my doctor?
>>686839192
i think i would rather just endure them than create an awkward situation that might harbor results in the end
Hey I'm near the end of term at uni and I live in dorms. Both of the lads have pretty much moved out which left me living with 3 girls. They are pretty fit mate but I can't stand their fucking moaning.
They have boyfriends and all their issues - and don't get me wrong we're friends and I want to be there for them but I simply cannot be arsed dealing with their bollocks. I feel kind of like a dickhead but I have my own fucking problems.
Much Love,
-Anon
>>686838696
Yeah! Now it's time for the thread where the stuttering fraud with zero scientific background offers misguided advice with no legitimate psychological backing! And people still come to these for advice. Well, I replied so I guess the fraud wins.
To the tic's guy: maybe it's Tourette syndrome that causes them? Just a guess... try do some research
Nobody likes you faggot.
>>686839388
I said that you need to tell me other was for someone to value themselves, as I said that you are worth what you are worth to society.
I once had a dream of fucking this friend of mine and when I woke up I was practically in love. I had mixed feelings about her before the dream. We were more of acquaintances and then we started texting each other.
After I woke up; however, I couldn't stop thinking about her. Day and night, non-stop.
It's been two years and I still think about her, so much so that I don't even notice anymore
What's wrong with me?
>>686838904
No that was Alice. New Moot doesn't have Janitors anymore.
BC and Ema are the same person? Who has the pictures?
>>686839394
It depends what you mean by apathy; that's a very vague word to use. Can you tell me more? Is it an inability to feel pleasure? Can you not enjoy things you used to? Is it a lack of motivation, a feeling that nothing matters therefore you don't do it?
I need more information, Anonymous; without it, I can't do anything more.
>>686839417
That's dumb as fuck; there's a problem, so go get it fixed. If you had a broken leg, would you stumble around for the rest of your life to avoid awkwardness?
>>686839431
Have you tried simply telling them that? I mean, being upfront with people is the best policy in general. Just say "Hey, it's a little awkward and weird for you to complain about another man to me, you know?"
>>686839433
Three cheers for the computer!
>>686839462
Don't need nor want to be liked.
>>686839576
Except that's not true. There is self worth, group worth, societal worth, some form of global worth, monetary worth...tons of kinds of worth. There's no one objective valuation.
>>686839752
I mean, have you asked her out? Sounds like you want to date her.
>>686839192
She's 5'9 Alice
not sure what her BMI would be
>>686839388
*I know i said that i was going to stop but this question became mandatory to ask with your previous response, is that incident the reason of your depression?*
>>686838696
I was here last night but you never responded but the other guy did, I have a Muslim class partner who is just amazing, but he is religious and I don't want to ruin our relationship by asking him out, and it bummed the living shit out of me, I am feeling sadder than when I was broken up with guys I had more feelings for, I don't know why, any clue ?
>>686839761
Hey janitors still exist my thread in /jp/ board was deleted last time.
>>686839388
>I'm a big girl
For me.
>>686839761
Why do people assume they know who deleted threads?
lost my dogger in a really bad accident, the dog was my life the sole reason i wanted to be awake.
I want to remember the "good times" but the way she went was very traumatic, i want to kill myself to stop the headache and because i have nothing left to live for. img is my dogger: jewli
>>686839855
this is her
>>686839863
i might do that
this isn't as bad as a broken leg.
its annoying but i dont notice it too much unless im thinking about it
>>686839752
Hey I am psychologist and a fag because I too say so!
You motherfucker are in love! And trying to repress it! That's why it comes to surface!! Your subconcious is fucking telling you what you really feel! Go and fuck her son!
Damn, I should do this kind of worthless threads too!!! Ask m-me a-n-nything! I AM A PSYCHOLOGIST AND A RETARD FUCK
Hey Alice, are you alright?
In the last thread you didn't sound very enthusatic as you usually do. And then the thread was deleted very very early even though it was getting traffic.
I feel like you deleted it because you weren't being enthusiastic because something is wrong so you started this new thread to fake enthusiasm so that nothing would seem wrong. Maybe I'm just over-looking it. Please don't lie.
damn that's a hot model
How many zombies have you made - oh! I mean people have you "cured?"
>>686839863
>Have you tried simply telling them that? I mean, being upfront with people is the best policy in general. Just say "Hey, it's a little awkward and weird for you to complain about another man to me, you know?"
Oh sorry, I wasn't looking for advice from a self proclaimed psychologist on a dying imageboard - I just needed someone to vent at.
Thank's for your help anyway.
>>686840046
Where? How?
>>686839863
Thank you for replying though.
Wikipedia: Apathy is a lack of feeling, emotion, interest, and concern. Apathy is a state of indifference, or the suppression of emotions such as concern, excitement, motivation, and/or passion. An apathetic individual has an absence of interest in or concern about emotional, social, spiritual, philosophical and/or physical life and the world.
There you go darling
>>686839863
But thats not what matters, I can have a ton of self worth, group worth, societal worth, but if most people think I am worthless, then no matter I will be, I feel like we are repeating our selves, could you possibly go more in depth PLS ?
im kinda thin alice
i think i want to be but im just doing what body type takes the least effort
i can eat alot but i ussually have a medium to small apetite and i keep losing weight even tho im constantly full
>im 6ft 133 pounds atm but i was 136 a month ago
is this unhealthy? i feel fine
>>686839863
>I mean, have you asked her out? Sounds like you want to date her.
No, I have no balls
She used to like me. She was the one that asked for my number, but I don't know about now. We still text everyday.
She had a boyfriend a while back because I guess I was taking too long or maybe she just straight up doesn't like me like that anymore.
>>686840366
>its me, tic's btw
>>686838696
Hi, I have manic depression and anxiety which I'm on meds for. I generally do well but I feel like I get irritated easily and I find it hard to control my anger, why do you think that is? How can I learn to control it better?
>>686838696
>Ask a p-psychologist anything!
Feigns a stutter - with a silent "p"
Dumb bitch - I'm out
>>686840306
Why ?
>>686839880
Let me compute it. That does seem quite large. 32 BMI. But not enough that she is morbidly obese (Note, I am not a doctor, but this is my broad strokes interpretation).
Do you see her purging at all? Does she have any evidence of bulimia?
>>686839904
Sounds like you really liked him; you should have asked him out. Dating doesn't necessarily entail sex you know.
>>686839888
No but it sure as fuck doesn't help.
>>686840017
Oh jeez. My dog recently died too. Had him for nearly two decades. It's awful to lose a pet, I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry.
>>686840052
It's just as bad as a broken leg.
>>686840090
Hah. Is that a Washu poster? I'm saving that. That really brings me back; Tenshi Muyo was the first anime I ever watched as a teeny tiny Alice.
I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
>>686840203
I can't cure anyone; mental illness doesn't work like that.
>>686840253
Hey, don't fault me for trying.
>>686840318
Yes, but I'm asking about how it is affecting you in particular. A lack of motivation can be related to dopamine, a lack of mood can be related to serotonin, etc etc.
Sure, I can go off of a text book definition, but that doesn't tell me anything unique about...you.
>>686840323
No, it doesn't matter how people think of you; google about the Indian untouchables or the Japanese burakumin to see what I mean.
>>686840366
That's a bit low. Maybe look into Soylent?
>>686840547
Never heard a silent stutter before?
>>686840079
*Why do you say such bad things about yourself?*
>>686840547
S-psychologist looks really odd.
>>686840434
Does she have a boyfriend now? Cuz if not, GROW A PAIR AND ASK HER THE FUCK OUT!
Jesus, what are you, 12? Go look in a mirror and repeat "I AM WORTH IT" a hundred times if you can't get it through your head that you are. THEN text her, email her, call her, do something.
Don't just let someone you care about slip through your grasp, or I'll knock you in the jaw you git!
>>686840695
>I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
I don't believe you. What has you down?
>>686840079
Thanks, anon
>>686839166
>Why is it that whenever there's an intense situation in my life, I always feel I'm at fault, or just generally in the wrong, even if I'm not?
He delete his comment.
An sexually attracted to trans women. Have girlfriend house and all that shit but still want trans women
>>686838696
Mr. Alice Psychologist Guy/Girl/Whateverthefuckyouare
Where does the original picture come from, i don't want to visit /wsr/ just to ask where this alice picture come from
>>686840727
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>686840695
i think its a good thing
/fa/ tells me i should be skinnier but they are all anorexic so i don't want to get skinnier preferably just maintain this
i remember you being skinny as well
how much do u weigh? do you have any tricks for not losing too much?
>>686840438
*nodnod* Sounds like you are not having sufficient mood blunting. What I would do is ask your doctor or psychiatrist about anger management and possibly some form of CBT. They can help you learn to suppress your anger response by mindfulness; basically, outthinking your anger.
It is very effective! Ask about it!
>>686840871
Like I said, I'm fine.
>>686840992
Okay. So break up and go get a transwoman.
>>686841006
From...the comic...Peanuts.
>>686840574
I want to talk to that person if possible.
>>686840695
no purging alice, and she doesnt binge in front of me either but something doesnt add up, if she excercises and seemingly eats well she should not be this large. we're not allowed to talk about her weight, she gets extremely defensive.
>>686841006
Touhou Project
Welcome to Touhouverse m8
>>686840844
They broke up a while ago.
I came close to it today, but I pussied out
>>686840736
but that's what the stutter would sound like
s- s- psychologist
>>686840736
I think it would be "Ps-Psychologist"
>>686838696
Im a waffle and im here to winkle
Im a waffle and im here to winkle
im a waffle and im here to winkle
i am wawffle
and am here to winkuhl
winkle my waffles
wingdings is the best font anyone could ever imagine to type out a 47 page thesis about the benefits of winkling with waffles just before breakfast time
>>686841087
Thank you. I'll do that. I appreciate it
>>686841182
or psy- psy- psychologist
Have I been psychologically conditioned to love white women with blonde hair and blue eyes more than I do with other women?
>>686841182
nah you brown nigger
its sigh-psy-sai-cologist
>>686841087
>Like I said, I'm fine.
Well, alright. Have a good night then
>>686838696
What's your area? Clinical, neuro,developmental etc
>>686840695
*Alright, then better switch to another topic to cheer things up a bit. Remember when i asked you about the huge amount of threads you made covering different subjects? Such as cooking? Which one of those threads received the best feedback from this community?*
>>686841103
I can't m8 just go to 4+4ch.net/animuis
>>686841127
I know it's from touhou, i mean that googly eyed alice
>>686841182
Ψ-psychologist sounds pretty badass.
How do i get dubs?
>>686840695
Lady, I honestly don't give a fuck about anything. I am not a dumb person, I learn with ease. I deeply know that if I could do just one fucking thing and stick to it I would achieve all I fucking want. BUT I, on a emotional level don't give a shit. It doesn't come out of me to do this, so i try that, also don't fucking care. So lemme try at least fucking videogames that I used to enjoy.... nope, that either. FUCK. It all feels so fucking empty. I dont fucking know what to try/do. I don't feel much inside. Not that I don't have empathy, I feel love for animals but not much besides that. I am isolated. I am fucking tired. All feels fucking shit. And my diet is decent so I think I am not lacking some fucking vitamine or some bullshit. Also I haven't abused drugs. I currently don't do anything like that at all besides fucking tobacco. Godamn it feels good to type all this shit.(nope)
>>686841067
I mean, I'm skinny due to near starvation for various reasons. You should try to gain maybe about ten pounds in muscle, and then you'll be fine.
>>686841104
That's....not necessarily true. Many people are predisposed to gaining weight, for various reasons. It only takes a few extra calories a day to continue to gain weight or maintain an unhealthy weight.
Perhaps a better thing to do would be to try and get her to schedule her exercising together with you? Make it a group activity, then it will be easier to see how she does with it.
>>686841138
DO IT MAN! Come on! Send her a text right now, I won't let up till you do!
>>686841273
It's my honor.
>>686841370
That's sociology, not psychology. Can't help you there.
>>686841401
You too <4
>>686841449
neurospychopharmacology
>>686841524
Well. Looks like people enjoy my cooking cosplay threads the most, really.
>>686841580
The googly eyed Alice is a shop a friend made for me.
>>686841066
*Oky doky then.*
>>686841708
>>>686841067
>I mean, I'm skinny due to near starvation for various reasons. You should try to gain maybe about ten pounds in muscle, and then you'll be fine.
>
>>>686841104
>That's....not necessarily true. Many people are predisposed to gaining weight, for various reasons. It only takes a few extra calories a day to continue to gain weight or maintain an unhealthy weight.
>
>Perhaps a better thing to do would be to try and get her to schedule her exercising together with you? Make it a group activity, then it will be easier to see how she does with it.
>
>>>686841138
>DO IT MAN! Come on! Send her a text right now, I won't let up till you do!
>
>>>686841273
>It's my honor.
>
>>>686841370
>That's sociology, not psychology. Can't help you there.
>
>>>686841401
>You too <4
>
>>>686841449
>neurospychopharmacology
>
>>>686841524
>Well. Looks like people enjoy my cooking cosplay threads the most, really.
>
>>>686841580
>The googly eyed Alice is a shop a friend made for me.
Lol Alice stop lying
>>686841343
Yeah, but Alice's "P-Psychologist", without the 'y' before the hyphen, suggests a stutter on only the beginning of the first syllable, and not the whole thing.
However, I think we call all agree that it is "Seinfeldychologist."
>>686841396
I'm blue, for your knowledge.
>>686841595
Or "Photoshop" Psychologist, seeing as it's "Ps."
>>686841066
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I might have gotten a girl pregnant her period is already late we're both really worried and we live more than 100 km apart and to top it off she's 17 and i'm 16
>>686841708
i kinda like how being skinny looks sometimes
my face is kinda boyish so i think it suits me better to have less muscle but i constantly feel self conscious about my really thin upper arms and wear long sleeves because of it even in summer
maybe ill gain a little muscle but not 10 pounds
are you anorexic Alice?
>>686841343
that would be gangnam style psychologist
>>686838696
Hey OP! I had a problem with motivation, etc. a while back, and you figured I had issues with dopamine levels.
I've been taking L-phenylalanine for a bit over a month, and I really do feel better. Can you recommend anything else I could be doing?
>>686841958
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
>>686841946
This is now a psy thread
I keep arriving so late-
>>686838696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeoWlqM4i8
>>686840046
Creepy
You guys are spying on me now?
>>686841708
*What kind of recipes have you covered in the past years?*
Sometimes I feel I can move things with my mind, only to find it doesn't work. Where can I buy more sensitive objects?
>>686838696
Where's your tea party webm, Alice?
Do you have some sort of website or something? Are you popular outside of 4chan?
>>686842186
I will not allow this!
You will post a picture of some other music group!
>>686841946
lolol
u made me laugh
good job brown-blue nigger
>>686841708
>Perhaps a better thing to do would be to try and get her to schedule her exercising together with you? Make it a group activity, then it will be easier to see how she does with it.
Already tried that alyce, didnt seem to make a difference. I ended up losing heaps of weight from so much cardio, she stayed the same.
>>686841708
>DO IT MAN! Come on! Send her a text right now, I won't let up till you do!
So many things could go wrong
>>686840695
Me and him still have a lot of work to do together, and Muslims cant date, everytime I see him I honestly just feel like a little girl, I melt, it fucking sucks.
Why are human beings so inherently cruel to others?
>>686841699
Okay, that sounds like anhedonia then, the inability to be motivated or feel pleasure. Generally, this is a symptom of depression, and possibly low levels of dopamine (at least, dopamine agonists tend to fix the issue, but the system is very complex so we don't understand it fully).
Generally, this would be something you go to the doctor over. But you don't want to do that, so let me think for a moment.
The simplest way would be to get those emiters juiced and working again: pick a project you care about (maybe something related to games, such as game development). Divide it into very very small easy to do bite sized chunks. Then do each piece; doing something, ANYTHING, will emit a little bit of dopamine, giving you the ability to do the next piece, then the next piece, etc etc, until the project is done.
The important part is the project must be meaningful; you have to want to do it.
It sounds like your serotonin and such are okay, because you are able to empathize, etc etc, but you seem to have mood blunting. 5-HTP, available over the counter, basically gives you more precursors to build serotonin out of; that allows you to make more serotonin, but doesn't actually shift anything out of wack, so it isn't really a drug or medication in the traditional sense. Might be worth a try.
But hey, you say you can't just stick to doing anything, so all this advice is for naught. So let's get a little more clever: what do you do all day? Tell me that, and maybe we can find a plan that will slowly work you out of this rut, you and I.
>>686838696
>Be me
>had o.c.d and adhd.
>o.c.d is getting worst
>Starting to hear voices in my head that aren't mine
>tried to hang my self yesterday, I failed, the roof could take support me.
>I'm pretty sure I'm I'm the early stages of psychosis.
>getting Ready to start taking Adderall
>says it makes ocd worst.
>what do
Tell me about Grey! Why does he run a blog?
>>686842500
>Okay, that sounds like anhedonia then, the inability to be motivated or feel pleasure. Generally, this is a symptom of depression, and possibly low levels of dopamine (at least, dopamine agonists tend to fix the issue, but the system is very complex so we don't understand it fully).
>
>Generally, this would be something you go to the doctor over. But you don't want to do that, so let me think for a moment.
>
>The simplest way would be to get those emiters juiced and working again: pick a project you care about (maybe something related to games, such as game development). Divide it into very very small easy to do bite sized chunks. Then do each piece; doing something, ANYTHING, will emit a little bit of dopamine, giving you the ability to do the next piece, then the next piece, etc etc, until the project is done.
>
>The important part is the project must be meaningful; you have to want to do it.
>
>It sounds like your serotonin and such are okay, because you are able to empathize, etc etc, but you seem to have mood blunting. 5-HTP, available over the counter, basically gives you more precursors to build serotonin out of; that allows you to make more serotonin, but doesn't actually shift anything out of wack, so it isn't really a drug or medication in the traditional sense. Might be worth a try.
>
>But hey, you say you can't just stick to doing anything, so all this advice is for naught. So let's get a little more clever: what do you do all day? Tell me that, and maybe we can find a plan that will slowly work you out of this rut, you and I.
>>686842566
Has*
Samefag here
![PSY-Gangnam-Style-Spectators-white-shirt[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/570/1464570120937.jpg "PSY-Gangnam-Style-Spectators-white-shirt[1]")
>>686842186
*NO, NOT THE BEES!*
>>686842444
Because of those trips, I won't teleport you minus your dick to Mars. (As in, I every molecule of your body to Mars, except for the molecules that compose your dick, so you're left dickless, and on Mars.)
>>686842470
So many things could go right.
>>686841929
Did you just say I was lying about someone making a shop for me?
>>686841961
Sounds like you need a real doctor, not a psychologist.
>>686842008
Nope.
>>686842034
Oh? Try 5-HTP and exercise.
>>686842365
I'm not popular on 4chan.
>>686842454
Sounds like a genetic issues.
>>686842470
And so many could go RIGHT.
>>686842493
They aren't.
>>686842500
>inability to be motivated or feel pleasure
>you have to want to do it
Just be yourself, brah.
>>686842309
Hey Ema nice to see you here on 4chan.
Hey Alice, just wanted to say you are appreciated and that I really love that you're making this world better every thread. I think it's really impressive that you still put up all this work for strangers on the Internet, and I really respect you for it :)
>>686842793
>I'm not popular on 4chan.
Well whats with all the anime characters of you, or whatever
Is that a real anime character?
>>686842789
thank you based avatar mangu
>>686842566
TELL YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT YOUR PSYCHOSIS
DO NOT TAKE ADDERALL IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING PSYCHOSIS
>>686842816
Did you not read the end paragraph or something?
>>686842793
so, nothing we can do for her alyce?
>>686842949
hai hai how are you?
>>686842997
>Anime
No
![o-GANGNAM-STYLE-VODKA-facebook[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/570/1464570313981.jpg "o-GANGNAM-STYLE-VODKA-facebook[1]")
>>686843000
>trips again
Damnit brother.
>>686842993
Thanks, but I'm just a bad person who does good things. Nothing more.
>>686842997
Alice isn't from an anime.
>>686843024
She needs to see an M.D.
I'm not a doctor, so I can't really help do anything but say she probably doesn't have an eating disorder.
>>686843103
>>686842949
This is a thread for Anonymous, not avatars. Please refrain.
I know a girl who says that she can't feel romantically atracted for someone.
Is that even possible?
>>686842793
>nope
sorry. i just realized that's insensitive of me
what did u wanna be when you were growing up?
>pic is my upper arm. how bad are things looking?
>>686843103
I'm fine i am going to sleep now see you later. Ema
>>686842008
*Be careful to not become too much skinnier, surprisingly enough a lot of person's life ended due to that on 4Chan. Picture related.*
what is this thread about?
and who am i being mistaken for?
>>686843333
quads do not lie!
>>686843355
please don't leave me!
I have a psychology (psychotherapeutic methods) exam in a few hours and haven't studied shit. What do?
>>686842258
More of her, please, even if it's in another thread.
>>686843297
im not gay but i have this urge to go gay for you now, blue man
>>686843344
Yes.
>>686843349
I mean, I'm not a doctor; I can't give you a good analysis.
>>686843474
If you want to make a WebM of this, you can go to http://webmenco.de and quickly snip WebM's from youtube videos
>>686843525
I would skim the material and then take a nap.
>>686843507
This thread is about helping people.
>>686838696
I mean going to kill myself.
Do you have any questions? I hold many truths
>>686842793
Awesome! I've seen 5-HTP sold along with L-P, and wondered whether I should. Also: my fitness
level has lapsed a lot over the past while.
Will follow advice and hope to report back with
further success!
Also: Thank you. A lot. The progress that's come as a result of your insights the last time (and I'm
sure what will come from it, this time) has given
me a lot of hope.
Hey Alice :)
I have my a level exam (oral) in about 10 hours and I need to study for around 4 hours to get through with the topics (it's currently 3am)... It's in music (subject, my topic is "basso continuo) and I wanted to ask you: Will I be able to memorize most of the knowledge that I gather now or will it be useless? I'm used to studying at nights before an important exam so that shouldn't be a big deal for me :)
Thanks for your help Alice, I really appreciate it and do you maybe have some useful tips for a presentation (~10-15 minutes)?
Thank you very much.
>>686842500
First of all thank you, my love to you.
Right now I don't do anything besides staying at home watching movies, listening good music, reading some books, and playing videogames, poker, chess and sometimes I play the fucking violin but I am too giving up on it. I do everything half-assed and get tired quick. So my day consists in a bit of everything that doesn't amount to anything.
Not long ago(2month) I went to classes, had a gf, shared a house with her, so basically walks on the beach, having meals at restaurant and studying. Note: I too felt empty besides some spark of hapiness and crazy laughs. And also sex, didn't feel empty while fucking her. But well, I ended up waking up without energy nor will to do anything. So i moved back home and here I am again. Apathy is eating me whole. I take note on that 5-HTP you recommended.
>>686843525
Fucking same situation bro
>>686842347
Alice, answer this, please.
I have no interest in any relationships, but I enjoy socialising and engaging with people, but I feel absolutely no urge to engage with others unless I'm physically in front of them, this includes close family and partners. I have never kept in touch with anyone I don't see anyway because of work or college because of this lack on interest. What gives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0&hl=en-GB&gl=GB
I failed the Army's TAPAS test. I was fine on the Adaptability and "Can Do" scores. But I failed dramatically on my "Will Do" score. So I'm assuming that means I'm a lazy motherfucker. How can I change that?
>>686843678
can i help you then?
>>686843678
>If you want to make a WebM of this, you can go to http://webmenco.de and quickly snip WebM's from youtube videos
nah
Link here
>>686843838
and the rest is just to derail your retarded thread, you dumb bitch
>>686843718
Good luck with your A Levels, faggot. Not OP but get a *lot* of sleep. Cram and sleep.
>>686843333
*Wow those quads, since you didn't respond to my previous question i'll assume you missed it so just in case i'll write this one again.
"What kind of recipes have you covered in the past years?"*
>>686843838
It has over 2.5 billion views?
>>686843461
im nothing like that
my bmi is only barely underweight and im no where close to anorexic.
i get sufficient nutriets daily but just am a thin guy
if ever got that skinny im taking myself to Mcdonalds and getting fat with like 30 bucks
>>686843678
not from a medical standpoint but do you think that arm looks disgusting? attractive? probably not the latter but what is your opinion on it?
>>686838696
Is the psych still bere?
>>686843688
*I am going to
>>686844038
apparently
Girl who I have a crush on and is also one of my best friends is into one of my other best friends, fortunately I don't think he's into her. It's making me feel completely depressed and dejected, what do I do?
>>686843983
I'm gonna kiss your tummy you slut
Help your friend Alice
There's this guy i've been in a relationship with for 2 years (a long distance one) and he's had a lot of panick attacks recently. I can't think of anything to help him out and it hurts.
Also sometimes i get pretty anxious if not paranoiac myself because i have a huge lack of confidence in myself and in others. I don't know how to fix this.
>>686844131
There was never a pych here - just a psycho who thinks she can give advice
>>686838696
Hey how are you? I took your advice a couple weeks bad and it seems to be working out. Just wanted to say thanks
>>686844201
Wh-what?! im no slut...
>>686843678
How do you know that what you're doing actually has some type of a positive impact for people other than yourself?
>>686844326
His name is Andrew.
Is death the only answer?
>>686843333
Nice quads, Alice.
>>686843595
>im not gay
Yeah, and I'm not bald, blue, glowing, or naked...
...
But seriously though, I am straight. However, you and everyone else are free to observe what I've nicknamed...
>Big "No I'm a grower not a shower I promise come on where are you going" Blue.
>>686843688
Don't kill yourself. A permanent solution to a temporary problem is never the answer.
>>686843698
It's my honor; you get all the credit. All I did was show you the door.
>>686843718
What you should do is skim the material, then take a nap. That will ensure you commit it to long term memory as best as possible.
>>686843754
I apologize if my previous answers were too short; I was trying to feel out what kind of apathy you had. Apologies!
That SERIOUSLY sounds like anhedonia and probably depression. Please, for your own sake, talk to a doctor. Even if you hate medication, therapy can help all on its own.
Please Anonymous. You deserve better than this.
As well, email me at [email protected] and stay in contact; I'll do all I can to assist you
>>686843782
Hm? It's in my archive; I'm still organizing it, so it isn't back up yet.
I also intend to do a full tea party cooking thread next week, if possible.
>>686844005
Hey, WebM's could derail it a lot better!
>>686844027
Oh, sorry. I was looking them up. I did a bagel sandwich, shrimp linguini, a lot of varieties of teas...all kinds of things
>>686844117
It looks fine to me lol
>>686844131
Yes I am, but not for long!
>>686844150
I mean. Not much you can do. I'd just stay out of the situation.
>>686844324
Both of you should go to the doctor and ask for beta blockers.
>>686844326
Hey Nevada! Nice to see you!
>>686844381
It's my pleasure, Anonymous. Keep on trucking.
The thread 404'd the last two times I tried to post in here, I'm not sure if you saw my replies before
1.Happy belated birthday
2. I hope you're doing well
I think I have a general timeline of when you run your threads, but time has made you considerably harder to communicate with it seems.
>>686844510
That's Haikus lvl of posting!
>>686844439
Her name is Alice
>>686844117
*Excuse me, just wanted to point that out, i have witnessed way too much people's life getting ruined due to weight.*
>>686844419
Then show me your tummy
>>686844324
i hope he gets so antsy that he ties you up and tortures you by holding cigarettes onto you before thrusting his entire arm into your vagina and yanking out your intestines
then taking a fistful of your intestines, beats your face inwards with them
hi honey. its me, your bf here
c ya after work bby
>>686844423
Well, a bunch of people are in this thread thanking me for helping them. That is pretty decent anecdotal evidence, if nothing else.
>>686844443
Death is never the answer.
>>686844471
*bows*
>>686844562
*smiles* I run at 8AM and 8PM
Contact me via [email protected] or come into http://anekiho.me/chat if you want to talk.
I'm on every day.
>>686844627
Never compare me to her.
>>686844510
Can a person go extended periods of time without interaction ?
if yes, how long, if no, why not ?
>>686844659
No AIDS please
>>686844716
like this.. ?
I feel like I'm naturally better than most people around at any given thing. Whether it's sports or games or any given task. I don't go around acting like I'm better than everyone but I constantly feel like everyone else is just too incompetent to understand anything. I feel super pretentious thinking like this but in any given situation such as tests or challenges or learning new things, I'm always up at the top of the charts, or I'm learning faster than everyone else. At least that's how I feel, but there's physical evidence to back it up. Is it normal to feel this way, because I don't like feeling like a pretentious twat, but I can't stand how everyone is just so slow to catch on. I don't know, I just feel weird feeling this way.
>>686844510
>A permanent solution to a temporary problem is never the answer.
What fucking drivel. Of course a permanent solution is the answer - that way the temporary problem never reoccurs
>>686844757
Sure, if they want to quickly lose sanity. Isolation chambers can cause it in minutes, and isolation in prison causes it in days.
>>686844471
lmao it was a spur of the moment thing
the gayness has past
its more like a spontaneous thing like i want to do something utterly deplorable for no reason
>>686844737
im sorry, alice
Has anyone else realized that these two sayings appear to be opposite, but mean the same exact thing?
>I'm done for that
>I'm up for that
?
>>686844903
DELETE THIS.
>>686844510
>I mean. Not much you can do. I'd just stay out of the situation.
That's what I'm trying to do. But I talk to her constantly, is there anything I can at least do to cope with it better?
>>686844510
For him that'd be a good thing, but as for myself i doubt they'd let me take them, i've been in a psychiatric hospital last year because of an overdose
>>686844831
>Kisses your tummy
>>686843333
nice quads
>She needs to see an M.D.
thanks Alice
yo, I feel like shit.
I'm not alpha, girls don't like me, got no job, and I have a mental illness : schizoaffective (taking treatment).
24 years old, single, no driving licence, no mojo or motivation for anything
>>686844949
did you mean down blue guy?
>>686844973
Why? So you'd advocate not vaccinating (a permanent solution) against mumps (a temporary problem)?
>>686845018
*quivers* but whyyy
Do you think all cases of clinically diagnosed depression is caused by chemical imbalances and can be solved with medications or is it possible some cases are just due to bad "luck" and just a lot of bad experiences in life?
>>686844510
*Seems like i could definitely learn something from your cooking threads, your cooking skills are way superior to mine and i'll need to increase them very soon, do you have already one of those threads planned up in the coming days?*
>>686845254
I felt like it ~
>>686844905
Right, but in a college situation if I try to avoid most people, any negative effects ?
>>686844737
I'll keep it in mind. I used to have your skype, but I see you're no longer using it. I assume trolls and the quantity of people adding it made communication difficult.
Maybe I'll try Email then, I'd like to catch up with someone that helped out so much a few years ago~
Plus it's good to see you doing well also. I hope you have more than the furry orangeish bra in your collection now
>>686844976
I'd talk to someone about it. Find someone you can confide in.
>>686844988
Beta blockers are not addictive and it's difficult to OD on them. They should be safe for you.
>>686845085
My pleasure.
>>686845104
Alpha and beta are not actually ways that people interact.
I like you, and I'm a girl. Silly Anonymous.
>>686845220
Mumps is often a permanent problem; a permanent solution to a permanent problem is okay.
I mean, that's why we have vaccines for dangerous or deadly illnesses, but comparatively few for benign ones.
>>686845338
Bad experiences cause PTSD, a totally different but related disorder.
That said, depression is not well understood; it is almost certainly actually dozens of related illnesses that have similar symptoms, not just one giant umbrella.
>>686845436
Next week, if I am not too sick.
How do I get over pre-sex anxiety? It's bad to the point where I can't get it up or even having to puke from the anxiety.
Inb4 just relax; it's not that easy
>>686844973
Fuck off. Wouldn't it have made more sense if this idiot
>>686844510
had just stuck with "don't kill yourself" and hadn't tried to come across all wise and Confucian?
>>686838696
Im a pedo that doesn't act upon its urges and doesnt really like kids in real life. Should I change them(urges) ? CAN I change them?
>>686844929
>the gayness has past
Time is a very flawed concept, Anon.
If you are gay 5 minutes in the past, you are still gay.
If you are dying 50 years in the future, you are already dead.
This, of course, isn't true, but I need a bit of psuedo-philosophy in my character to distract others while I steal copper from their home wiring.
>>686845183
Uh, yeah, tachyons made me do it.
>>686845459
Savage as fuck
>>686845220
I'm agree with you, bro. DELETE THIS is usually satirical on the chans, when somebody posts an inconvenient truth.
>>686845571
Talk to people. If that doesn't work, kill yourself
why do all of your threads end up turning into ERP threads?
>>686844510
>Hey Nevada! Nice to see you!
Not Nevada. Not even American. Like you're not a psychologist
what if i want that lelouch body type
is it justified for me to get skinnier or am i a scrawny faggot?
>>686843813
Bumping ask
Broke up with a girl about 5 months ago, it was really bad. Had to due to circumstances outside of my control. She was absolutely perfect, and we got along fantastically like I've never had before in my life, I didn't even know I could love that much. How do I move on? I haven't been able to hold a steady relationship since, and the drinking isn't helping me forget. Thanks Alice.
>>686845681
Because I am a nasty nigger.
>>686844510
I was a bit rude too, my apologies kind lady.
I will definately go see a doctor. I take note on your email. You really have helped me, thank you. I am pretty damn sure doing this kind of thing in a board so full of sad people is pretty noble task.
Hope you the best.
>>686838696
Hey, is there a way to treat personality disorders or is it just a part of you from then on?
I ask because I fear I might have a paranoid/avoidant personality disorder.
I always think someone's going to hurt me if I give them half a chance, even my own family, who've given me nothing but support. As a result, I just withdraw altogether.
What should I do?
>>686845681
Because yuri girls kissing bellies is far more important than any meaningful discussion or life-changing advice.
>>686845633
who else would watch a porno where blue guy ferociously tit fucks Alice in her weeb breast's?
>>686845712
Yes, you are a faggot.
>>686845764
You should kill yourself.
>>686845780
You should kill yourself.
>>686845459
your lips are so cold..
>>686838696
psyd or phd - what credentials do you actually have, in any? seen your posts for a long time. my guess is you doing a ba in psyc and have no actual experience aside from what you google
Is it bad complimenting your own child?
Okay let give this a shot. I have never talk to anyone about how about anything. I just feel like know one has been through what I have been through and I don't know what I am trying to say
>>686845670
Who exactly am I gonna talk to about my limp dick without them calling me a faggot?
>>686845945
I think you ought to go.
>>686845992
I am a nigger from India.
>>686845998
Yes don't treat them with respect.
>>686846040
Talk to this guy.
>>686846092
What is your opinion on the best youtuber alive Alice, LeafyIsHere
would you let him fuck you
i sure would and i'm only barely gay for blue guy
>>686845910
ERP just makes me more lonely and depressed honestly
I don't understand how anyone could like it
>>686845557
>I'd talk to someone about it. Find someone you can confide in.
Thanks that sounds like a good idea, but unfortunately the only people I'm comfortable in confiding in are the people involved in this situation or people extremely close to the people involved in the situation.
>>686845536
Yes, you'll be isolated and almost certainly your mental health will decline.
Because, you know, we're social creatures.
>>686845546
D-don't bring up the furry bra okay?!
>>686845571
Try more foreplay!
>>686845600
Nah.
>>686845620
Probably not. I'd go into therapy.
>>686845681
>>686845681
I haven't seen ERP in my threads in four years.
>>686845711
Yeah okay Nevada, come on, it's fine.
>>686845764
What were the circumstances? Also, don't drink, it'll just make you feel worse.
>>686845780
*smiles* We were both talking past each other, no big deal. Feel free to contact me when you like.
>>686845837
Go to a doctor! You cannot diagnose yourself!
>>686845998
No.
>>686845952
Stop complaining and kiss my feets
>>686845837
we're in the same shit buddy
>>686844934
*Who is Haikus? Excuse me if i wrote that wrong but i'm not sure if that was the full name or Haiku's etcetera*
>>686846242
How often do you masturbate, Alice?
>>686838696
I hate everyone and everything why?
>>686846218
Of course, I am a nasty old nigger.
>>686846295
Haikus is a creepy pedophile.
>>686846398
Yes.
>>686846250
but your shoes are on!
>>686846242
She had really, really bad schizophrenia, and it continued to get worse until it basically ate up her life and couldn't function normally. Meds barely helped her (when she took them if 1st all) and she's ongoing in treatment. I don't really keep it contact because the info I get really hurts.
>>686846250
I'm sorry! Did you mean that you wanted me to kiss your feet, or your foot?
The plural of 'foot' is 'feet'. Other possibilities for your misspelling include...
>beets
>fronts
>France
>leopard
>micromanagement
>>686845546
Is that who I think it is?
>>686846295
Listen to me. Don't ask about Haikus.
>>686845557
*Excellent, now i just have to be careful not to miss it.*
>>686846227
Maybe some people do it 'ironically.'
>>686846406
Because you are killing yourself.
>>686846534
No, you nigger
>>686846601
Haikus is a creepy pedophile
I don't see any purpose on living, more than negativity.
>>686846452
i wish i was molested by a female pedophile when i was younger
that shit would've been so traumatic
i probably would've become a serial killer by now
sigh
>>686846254
How do you deal with it?
Intellectually, I know that many of the people in my life mean me no harm, but that doesn't stop me from going on the defensive.
>>686846488
Not anymore
>>686846671
What?
>>686846218
I mean. *tugs at collar* Anal Penetration is the game, I hear?
>>686846241
Sure, so find someone like that, that is just CLOSE to the situation!
>>686846254
Remelia, as well, feel free to email me.
Alright everyone! It's almost 9:30, I'm out of battery, time for me to go to bed.
I will probably be on around 11AM tomorrow, as it is a holiday, but don't hold your breath.
If you absolutely need me, email me at [email protected] or come to my chat at http://anekiho.me/chat
As well, if you want to make the dankest memes, I have a video streaming to WebM converter up here: http://webmenco.de/
With all the love in my infinite heart,
Alice2
>>686843333
> >>686842993
Thanks, but I'm just a bad person who does good things. Nothing more.
i don't think a bad person would go out their way to help people so much. everyone does somethings they are not proud off. dont let it bother you too much
No antidepressant works for me..why?
And also, how do I stop giving a fuck about what people think
>>686846671
I hope he got help for it.
>>686838696
Should I fuck my wife
>>686846776
~chus your feet softly~
>>686846776
>no toenails or fingernails
Interesting.
How do I know if I'm schizophrenic?
>>686846242
I had to prove it was still me somehow
Besides, you were pretty proud of it from what I recall--
>>686846534
It might be
I don't know many others who used Laura images in this thread. Though it's been about...2 years now, maybe longer.
>>686846807
lol katie is an annoying bitch for real tho
still, leafy is pretty funny
i know b loves him and with good reason
>would you sit on the coke?
>>686847038
Ask the voices
>>686846807
may i please have a hug before you go, please?
>>686846601
*Not even if i ask nicely?*
>>686845557
Maybe bad experiences was a bad choice of words.
I mean more of a situation like someone who is always bullied, looked down upon, completely ignored, or social outcast in school and ends up developing poor self esteem and other symptoms of depression because of that.
tldr: diagnosed major depressive order, docs tried basically every kind of medication and it made no difference at all (even with the old tricyclic antidepressants)
>>686847063
Do you have a name?
>>686847144
what about MAOIs?
>>686846807
FUCK OFF FAGGOT, THIS IS MY THREAD
>>686846982
No, let him fuck you.
>>686847038
If you are killing yourself
>>686847195
Csgolover33
>>686847265
Gay
>>686847195
Maurice
nigga
>>686847141
He's just a pedophile for the past. Nothing noteworthy.
>>686847328
what a faggot
>>686847536
What you gonna do? Stab me?
I thought alice is not making threads today due to what happen last time
>>686846998
Good dog
>>686838696
I'm 100% straight, but I can't seem to make a relationship work, and I jerk off to gay porn sometimes.
Should I start dating Asian or Black girls now?
I like those Thai lady boys.
I also constantly fantasize about killing people and eating their flesh.
I'm not currently on medication.
Meow Meow
>>686847721
~woofs!~
>>686847683
LETS FUCK
>>686847195
Back when /b/ had trips
I was Doc
>>686847683
That individual has been ruined by her AIDS. It's safe to make threads again.
>>686847683
she made fucking five today dude
>>686839880
Your wife isn't fat. Grow some balls and be a fucking man
>>686847265
tried them, no difference either
Only thing that seemed to help is basically forcing social interaction and trying to force positive outlook. Even then it only seemed to help temporarily
>>686847862
i think i need to leave now
>>686847917
his wife is fucking obese her BMI is fucking 32 you idiot
>>686847875
Jesus, it is. It's been years.
>>686847423
*He? So it's a male, anyway how do you know for sure that he's a pedophile?*
>>686846774
I try to find answers. Was something wrong in your childhood? What is the name of the sickness you are bearing?
Even if they may look pretty anguishing to think about, these are the answers rather than the questions. They are certainties. And it puts away a bit of the responsibility that pressures you.
Also, if you ever have panick attacks, get up and shower or cook or make yourself a hot beverage to give yourself some time to think.
I can help those in need if Alice doesnt show up anymore.
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