Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
シャケだあああああああああああ
>>686799081
claimed
你是谁吗你不在状态你在身边陪伴
I'm gonna go play, later gators ^-^
Tenryuu claimed
>>686798633
>Umi
>
>>686798752
>Kagami
Sorry, accept my apologies
>Really not sorry
>>686798952
>Fran
>so... jealous
>REEEEE
I'd love to taste some of his pork ribs~
Claimed
>>686798116
Nah I was pretty good this morning, just tired
>>686799315
bye bye!
Claimed
Also Maki youre a failure at cooking, don't blame me cause you fucked up o/
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>>686799412
ouch...you meanie
>>686799137
Probably the poison
>>686799412
Easily 4 stars, maybe 5 if he put on a suit while smoking them
>>686799597
That comic...
Akiko claimed
>>686798619
I will find something to top them but until then they are my favorite ones too
>>686798952
I..I didnt know! I thought it was just a bump
>>686798649
I am doing alright just playing Roller Coaster Tycoon other than that nothing much is going on, doing anything cool?
>>686799698
o-oh....well as long as it's lethal poison, im guessin you don't have an antidote??
Claimed, how is everyone doing?
Claiming the purest idol.
>>686798881
I highly recommend it. There's a billion recipes out there, just pick one you find interesting and go for it. Your lunch doesn't sound too shabby, though!
>one decent meal
Visiting your parents comes with such a perk.
>>686799412
<3 I'm starting to like you more and more.
>>686799456
Birdie <3
hello, nyarko claimed
are these good legs :^)
>>686799750
Not really, no. Watching some TV and chatting with ya'll.
How do you make your roller coasters?
>>686800058
hello nyarko, how's overwatch going for ya??
>>686800207
doesnt work, graphics hardware not good enough to run it. how are you kagami?
Milinda claim
>>686798281
I remember when I went to test into the Army. Shits stressful. Get some good sleep and drink lots of water. You will do great!
>>686798372
You have it for PS4? I do too! You should tell me you name so I can add you.
>>686798633
Never seen John Wick. Would you recommend it?
>Mentally or physically?
Is both a acceptable answer? kek
I was in a car accident a few days ago. It was bad. Punctured my lung, concussion, brain bleed, internal bleeding, broken right arm, broke 4 ribs. Was not good. Had 3 surgeries. Finally home though.
>>686799909
Yuuki! How are you?
>>686799750
IT WAS THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL! This is likely to have a nasty infection. I just hope there won't be any permanent damage
>>686799881
Maybe I do, I might need something to jog my memory
>>686800058
Don't waifu Lovecraftian horrors
>>686800391
im never giving up my waifu!
>>686799949
Yep! It's a day off for everyone in england and it's a family tradition that we have a meal, and I'll see my grandparents who I've not seen for a few months.
>>686800391
Claimed
hey im bored what do
>>686800336
im okay! sorry to hear about overwatch though...even on the lowest graphics it's like that??
>>686800391
hmmm, even if i don't want the antidote, im curious to what will make you remember....
>>686799418
I see, went better than I
>>686799456
topkek
>>686799689
I know~
>>686799698
Does he sell his food? like a restaurant or something like it?
>>686799750
>implying there's something better than those gifs
>>686799949
Eheh~
>>686800336
Time to upgrade
>good thing you got the game for free
>>686800659
wank it
>>686799159
Bristol Palin claimed
>>686800415
w-what?
>>686800659
play guitar!!
>>686800373
Thanks for the words of encouragement Mili!
>>686799949
Tomato <3
>>686800659
Sharpie in pooper
also Rem claimed
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
>>686800659
have a good wank :^)
>>686800373
Hey Milinda! Can't complain, work was pretty rough today, though there were some funny moments kek. What about you?
>>686800541
Good, just don't forget to roll for SAN loss
>>686800576
The most majestic bird!
>>686800659
Drugs
>>686800689
You know, some humans to sacrifice to the the snake god Glyzon
>>686800773
No, but he totally could
>>686800151
Well here is the one I built a little while ago I dont usually do very well but this one came out pretty good!
>>686800391
I hope not either, maybe I will be stuck being chuuni forever!
>>686800773
>Dekamori sneezing is pretty close to them to be honest
>Rikka
>>686800872
>>686799949
Oshit I ment Umi <3
>>686800689
i cant open overwatch to begin with, it opens an error message and i cant change graphics out of game.
>>686800773
ikr thank god, im working on getting new computer
>>686800991
yup
>>686800773
How much longer did you stay on? You weren't that bad when I left
>>686800872
>Tomato
awks
>>686798619
>sorry
Nah I'm just being a cunt. "Vodka is fine" Then, Karii or Harii is the Okinawan equivalent of kanpai.
>>686800888
Are you ok Tats?...
>>686800773
>>686800914
a 3rd wank? ',:^)
>>686800858
why didn't I think about that
>>686801101
I can edit the settings file in notepad. Google how
>>686800773
b-but why amatsu???
>isn't one death enough kek
>>686800991
hmmm....i can't say i know anybody i'd sacrifice, is this the kinda poison that kills you fast???
>>686801101
oh wow....that's strange, maybe try looking it up on the internet if you haven't already!! that's the only thing i can think of
>>686800659
Kill yourself!
Shiro claimed.
>>686796735
>>686799949
>Is Kuma Miko that good? Could you sell it to me with a few lines?
I couldn't, actually. It's got a cute and quiet vibe to it, rather than punchlines and "in your face" humor. It reminded me a lot of barakamon, just with a cute little shrine maiden, a bear and some hints at bestiality.
Also excuse the late reply, I was busy watching the latest episode.
>>686801219
(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits
>>686801412
oh ok ill do that, thanks for telling me. but i think it just doesnt work my with my graphics hardware
>>686801472
yes, im gonna do that.
>>686800373
I would. It's Keanu Reeves being an absolute badass. Lots of good action and a decent story to go with it.
>car accident
Jesus! How did that happen? Did some random person hit your car? That's some serious, serious damage you sustained! I'm glad to hear that you're finally home and recovering. My thoughts go out to you and your recovery, my friend.
>>686800558
That sounds good, actually. How long will you be there for? Do you usually do anything besides share a meal?
>>686800659
Time for a wank?
>>686800773
You're probably the cutest ship I know, you know?
>>686800872
I'm no tomato... Do you not love me, Kotori? Are we through?
Obligatory claim.
>>686801610
Oh Ok I thought maybe max our w.e. it installs at was too much
>>686801001
What the FUCK! I think I found some botflies, but these are a bit big for that...
>>686801101
By any chance, do you /tg/?
>>686801219
>Rattle
>>686801472
What would be the fun in that?
>>686801670
Hello handsome
>>686801623
I-I-I-I f-fixed!
>>686801605
I think it's the Type 3 Skin Insanity. There's no help for him anymore.
Or he's just showing how 70% of you guys are acting in those threads.
>>686800991
Why doesn't he? Got a job or he doesn't feel like cooking all day?
>>686801001
>implying she's better than Rikka
Pls
>>686801101
Goodluck with the upgrade~
>will you build it?
>>686801128
I kept drinking a bit
>every time I got called Discount Megumin = 1 shot
That was a good night kek
>>686801216
I see, thanks for the telling me
Are you japanese?
>>686801255
Third time's a charm :^)
>>686801472
I will stop because of this pic
>>686801623
Thanks but don't flatter me, I might get the wrong idea~
>not so bad yourself
![[HorribleSubs] Haiyore! Nyaruko-san W - 01 [480p].mkv_snapshot_00.08_[2013.04.19_19.03.23].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/231/1464231090452.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Haiyore! Nyaruko-san W - 01 [480p].mkv snapshot 00.08 [2013.04.19 19.03.23]")
>>686801991
whats /tg/?
>>686801990
w.e.?
>>686802185
no i wont build it kek, im too lazy to do that silly goose
>>686800872
Not a problem friend! You got this!
>>686800949
As long as you had some fun right? kek
Im doing well. Celebrating my birthday with some alcohol and Overwatch.
>>686801623
Sounds pretty epic. Might give it a watch.
I got t-boned by a F-350 going 55 MPH. Completely destroyed my nice new car. Thanks friend. I appreciate it.
Jewish piano claimed.
> Secret Jew Message in Hebrew
> $$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$$$
Shiragami Youko claimed.
>Sometimes I look at the catalog for /b/
>And it's then that I realize why I stick to /an/
>>686801991
you're right!! slow is better, im glad it was tasteless poison though, the cookies were delcious!!
>>686802185
t-thank you....my torment is less now!!
>>686801991
Heyo, Bones.
>>686802250
w.e = whatever
>>686802287
kek but i'm Jewish and I still cant read that.... Although it has less dollar signs than my bank account... kek
>Milinda
>>686802185
>the greentext
holy shit how is your liver in one piece?
>>686801623
I was only going to be there during the day but I refuse to pay extortionate prices at the laundrette where I don't have to, so my mom will do my washing if I stay the night.
Not really. I wasn't going to go seen as this is my first one away from home, but I've got personal business at home, and I want to see my grandparents because one of them is recovering from a stroke and I've just not seen the other for a few months.
That reminds me, I should pack. I'll still be lurking~
>>686801605
I will take that as a no, i think. オケイ
ノ ドラグ キドス
>>686801991
>Rattle rattle
>>686801255
only 3rd time? what are you a pussy ;^)
>>686801991
>>686801219
>rattle rattle
>>686802466
that image makes me want to kill myself
>>686802480
It is in Hebrew can you read that?
>>686801991
Oh im gonna throw up....
>>686802185
>I am not!
I would never think anyone is better than my girl, just that gif is adorable but not as cute as mine!
やらないか
https://youtu.be/o2TO5atI4rU
>>686802737
Why she has eye patch?
>>686802708
Kek I can't read Hebrew.
Funny pic by the way.
>Milinda
>>686802185
No. I lived in Okinawa for a few years though. I love that place. I studied Japanese a few years, and still do. I want to go back to Japan.
>>686802284
Nice, I'm planning on doing the same thing.
There were just a lot of really odd things that happened today, including the rat. I work at a convenience store, and a rat managed to run in through the open front door. I then spent the next 30 minutes trying to catch it before any customers saw it. I eventually scared it out the door.
>>686802632
Well it's only 4:30 :^)
>>686802185
Both, and running a restaurant can be stressful
>>686802250
The traditional games board of 4chan, Dungeons and Dragons, Magic the Gathering, Call of Cthulu, shit like that
>>686802395
Not going to try to save yourself?
>>686802446
How are you today?
>>686802615
What's up?
>>686802737
Jesus Christ this thing is HUGE! Well, I can't just leave it in here
>>686802910
because she has a special eye power
>the tyrant's eye
>>686803116
What show it from?
>>686803104
Doing alright, just sitting right now. Got a hair cut.
You?
>>686802972
Kek that sounds like a hoot.
Do you have Overwatch? We could play together a little later if you want?
>>686803104
nawww!! it's better off this way!! and i don't think amatsu would wanna be sacrificed to a snek god!!
>>686803280
lucky star anon
>nice turkey you got there
>>686802632
>Rattle rattle
>>686803104
Not much. Taking a break from Overwatch.
You?
>>686803104
no i didnt, did you?
>>686803370
Yeah man, I have it for PC, you?
>>686801562
Don't worry about a late reply. If the show is even remotely close to Barakamon, I must watch it. I thoroughly enjoyed that show.
>hints at bestiality
I assume that will be explained as I watch the show.
>>686802048
I don't know what to say... Can I really trust you?
>>686802185
Flatter only gets one so far. I'm happy with you knowing that I find you to be the cutest ship.
>>686802284
Jesus... What kind of tool did that? I hope they'll cover all of your expenses.
>>686802572
I see. I hope you'll get some quality time with your grandparents. I also hope that they won't suffer another stroke, or anything else for that matter.
Good luck with packing!
>>686803497
>tfw boxxy
>>686803929
Oops lol
>>686803318
Not much
Is it a cute one?
>>686803393
You're no fun!
>>686803454
Yeah, just asking since it Nyarko is an anime really geared towards them, not unlike Franken Fran
>>686803409
Having fun on it?
>>686802250
Aww. The new computer would've been cheaper that way
>>686802395
>for now
>>686802572
I go to mexico every year :^)
It's because I don't drink often
>>686802737
No it's not
Nothing can beat those gifs in adorableness!
>>686802956
>Weeb :^)
That's seriously awesome!
Do you want to go there for tourism or go live there again?
>>686803104
That's true, as long as he's happy, it's all good
>>686803650
Thank you, you're too kind
>>686804043
i mean you can take her if you want....so she won't torment me any more lol
>>686804084
>>686804043
Yeah it's nice. Little frustrating sometimes, but what multiplayer game isn't.
What's up with you?
ill be back!! gonna take a long shower!!
>kagami
>>686804043
oh ok, well i heard pf nyarko because im into that kind of anime hehe.
>>686804084
technically it wouldnt, the com im buying is roughly $500 and the graphics card inside the $500 com is $400. Everything else including the 12gb of ram it has is basically $100 but its all really good.
>>686804084
Not tourism. Hokkaido, Tokyo, and Kyoto for tourism. I still have friends on the island (who remind me a lot of pic related) that I want to see again. Okinawans are a special breed. It just sucks that Okinawa is the Muscle Scholls of Japan. They're mistreated like Native Americans are.
>>686803650
Yeah my grandmother had an operation to expand her veins to reduce the chance of another stroke, and they found another clot which was an episode waiting to happen. She's a bit forgetful and struggles with speech sometimes but she's on the mend.
Your concern means a lot to me, thanks Umi.
I'm done fairly quickly but if I didn't do it, I'd forget and my old man would be at my door before I was even ready kek
>>686804084
kek
but still you had some strong stuff too man. respect
>>686804084
Exactly
>>686804303
Fine, here is the antidote. I promise it does not contain another poison
>>686804421
Not much. Just played some DnD yesterday, today's was cancelled
>>686804565
Either way, glad Nyarko got claimed. She deserves it
Yoko
>>686803937
I'm sorry. I just pulled your leg. You're my favourite little bird.
>
>>686804084
Thank you. You're plenty kind yourself.
>>686804713
I'm glad that they caught the clot before it caused any major problems. Good to hear that she is recovering.
I've had that happen, and it's a pretty bad feeling. I hate wasting my time, but I hate wasting the time of others even more.
>>686804871
nyarko is a great waifu, a bit crazy at times but really cool. i like her personality.
>>686804871
so what exactly is the snake god gonna do to amatsu???
>>686803650
It's somewhere between Barakamon and Watamote. You'll see.
Nuclear Throne, Enter the Gungeon or Binding of Isaac?
>>686805380
Why do people idolize watamote?
>>686805418
Isaac.
>>686803559
I have it for PC and PS4
>>686803650
Insurance covered my hospital bills and part of my car. The guy who hit me was ejected from his truck and landed on my windshield. He died...
>>686805559
>>686805418
be scum and play all 3
>>686805112
Same with Fran
>>686805296
Eat her soul
>>686805418
Isaac
Time to shower! See ya guys
>>686805630
>The guy who hit me was ejected from his truck and landed on my windshield. He died...
Nice!
>>686805735
that image tho. damn
>>686805112
>nyarko is a great waifu
She's top tier claim
I was pretty surprised she and Akiko weren't claimed, along with super Sonico. I expected them to be more popular
>>686805559
I think it's because Tomoko is relatable in some ways to most people. Most people have had the thoughts and doubts she's had at some point, making people sympathize with her pretty easily
>>686804565
Oh wow, you got a really good deal
>>686804674
Awww man
I feel bad for the Okinawans..
>They're mistreated like Native Americans are
I know that feel well, being one myself
>>686804713
I'm just used to it I guess
You too will be one day~
>>686804871
>nice pic kek
>>686805082
Friendship mang
>>686805910
Not sure if that's a good thing. Even if he was an idiot, I didn't want him to die.
>That gif tho. kek
>Milinda
>>686805925
thanks, ive been told its a top tier claim before ;P
>>686805960
i dont have the money yet, im hoping its still there.
>>686805082
same man same.
The thing I hate above anything else is not being punctual.
>>686805960
>>>>>>fuck you nigga
I'm getting salty now. I can hold my drink I just choose things that are nice rather than getting drunk for the sake of being drunk////////
>>686805630
What's your battle tag?
Hey guys, how's everyone doing today?
>who wants a hug?
>playing State of Decay
>drop kicks
>drop kicks everywhere
Seriously. Drop kicks save the fucking day.
Also, people idolize watamote cause Tomoko a fucking cute, but not your girly girl never even considered that penises are a thing cute.
More of a ... Broken teddy bear cute.
>>686806772
What's up friend?
>accepts hug
>>686806826
Nothing much, just relaxing before I go to dinner. You?
>tight hugs
>>686805380
That sounds intriguing, yet a bit weird. I guess I'll have to take a look to see what it's all about.
>>686805630
Oh... things got heavy and real all of a sudden. This might sound cold, but I'm glad that they died and you survived. A life is still a life, though.
>>686805960
Friendship is good. It's the only ship I need.
>>686806357
>Image
Good man. I like your thinking.
>
>>686806772
Hey there, friend. I guess I'll take a hug.
>>686804084
Nothing can beat you in adorableness!
>>686806772
Me me me me
>>686805418
I like all three but Isaac is the top pic for me
IT waifu shitfu
>>686806772
Ohayou Prinz, walking hugbox
Clamed :DDDDD fags
>>686807128
Hey Umi! I haven't seen ya here before. Are you new?
>warm hugs
>>686807297
Rikkaaaa~
>happy hugs
How're you doing?
>>686807377
Hey akiko! How're you?
>tight hugs
>>686806208
With some luck, it's still gonna be up
>>686806357
I can smell the salt
Hey man, alcohol is alcohol!
>>686806772
I wouldn't mind one
>hugs
>>686807128
Good~
>>686807297
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8236949
>>686801001
That looks fun!
>Birb
