Epic greentext thread

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Don't critisize the filename got this from here

>>686771262
fucking liar. images saved from here won't say tumblr in the name.

>>686771517
Good shit

>>686771585
Say what you want I got it from here

>>686771781
If you save it from here the filename becomes a number

>>686771781
no you didn't

>>686771585
If the file name was that when he downloaded it, it will still be that.

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>>686770975
That's all I've got for now. Lost loads about a week ago. Starting to collect again

>>686772074
Thankyou

>>686772074
No, it is not.

>>686772222
Quads speaks the truth.
-op

>>686772074
Like hell it would. He just lying

>>686772100
Don't worry, you can just get more off tumblr, fegoot.

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>>686771406
AHA I FUCKING FOUND IT! SOME ASSHOLE ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE TOOK THIS FUCKING JOKE AND USED IT LIKE IT WAS HIS OWN it was the episode hat aired april 29th 2016

>>686771575
What a legend

>>686773126
That story makes me feel like a nigger in the south in the 1800's...

Cause I sure as hell ain't gonna be reading any of that.

>>686773464
Your loss nigger. Romantic and shit and hot as fuck

>>686770975
Luger had to be oiled for the bolt to return to first position before being fired again, so this isn't the most realistic story.

>>686775057
Who's to say his grandfather didn't take care of his forearm? Granted, I don't believe any greentexts, but that aspect could very well be real.

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Gonna be dumping a lot of greentexts

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>>686773119
is that jack whitehall?

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>>686776404
and i'm done

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Has anyone posted thsi yet?

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>>686776611
i've seen that story posted in another thread before

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The Ballad of Ella

>>686777586
One of the best

>>686770831
Holy fucking kek

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