--MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN--
Leading the charge!
Friendly reminder to Sage, Report and Hide the following threads/posts.
>Trap threads
>Fluffly abuse threads
>Furry threads
>Beg threads
>Waifu claiming threads
>Desu posts in YLYL threads
>Banana posts in YLYL threads
>Any other autistic threads/posts
WE'RE TAKING OUR BOARD BACK
no, if you see one of these threads listed above then comment "delete system32".
>B
>>686764852
Get rid of donald trump, hillart clinton and bernie flanders threads.
Only have gary johnson master race threads
>>686764852
You left out dick threads.
Hit the collapse button. Ignore them.
>>686764852
>sage
sage just stops you from bumping a thread. You'd normally only use it if you're posting back and forth with a few other anons and you dont want the entire site to be bothered by your convo.
>report
The only thing you can actually report on /b/ is spam and anything that breaks US laws. Otherwise you're abusing the report system and will be banned yourself.
>hide
This is what you want to do. Self moderate. If you don't like feminine penis you can change site settings to hide those threads.
>>686764852
HUrr durr stop liking what I don't like.
Don't be a retard. /b/ is a containment board, it was never YOUR board to begin with.
Don't like it? Don't go to the thread, simple.
hahah,great thread
>>686764852
Is this a feminine penis thread?
>>686765436
Collapse works, but ALL threads go 404 so quickly, it doesn't really matter.
>>686765526
>hide cancer threads
>No threads on /b
>go to /fit
>change life forever
>leave 4chan forever
>>686766040
Yes, yes it is
no, it's a fluffy bread
>>686766426
>>686766496
Nope it's a feminine penis thread
>>686766710
fluffy
>>686766755
Feminine penis
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>686766941
No
>>686767008
It's monkey man!
Feminine Penne
>>686767206
Nah fam
>>686767292
how about a fluffy trap?
>>686765526
>Only things we can reprt on /b/ are spam and illegal shit
This is spam, m8. All of it.
>>686767324
Muh nigger
Feminine Penne Pasta
>>686765686
Fucking lost
Don't feed the trolls
Report spam/advertising threads
Report threads that belong on /soc/
Every other thread has a right to be here no matter hoe shit they are.
Make Fluffies Great Again
A grass roots campaign on /b/
Real nice
>>686764852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_YI1j8puc
if only there was a board for traps and furries so they could leave /b/
>>686768236
Deal with it
>>686765392
That fucking burnout? Lel. OK buddy
>>686767890
>filename
Nice
>>686768348
thats fucking gay, faggot
>>686767008
New copypaste has been born.
also if anybody wants to have fun with trolling on /b/ nowadays faggots are just like, not your personal army instead of joining along to have fun
>>686768800
Nice dub dubs
But poor bait
>>686764852
Sorry, but it's hopeless man. The fact is, 90% of the people who made /b/ great in the past, they've simply left. And it will never be great again without that core user base.
Tbh I don't even know why I bother coming here anymore, it's like the majority of clever and irreverent anons got replaced by aliens.
>>686764852
then start a new trend
How to fuck with a thief
(will do this sometime this week and post pics video)
>grab an old cell phone
>take apart and remove guts
>replacing guts with unhatched spider eggs
>put phone back together
>bring phone to store pub, hangout or where ever thief is
>pretend to speak on phone
>put phone down and walk away obviously
>thief picks up phone
>eventually spider eggs will hatch
>thief removes battery in hopes of starting the phone
>phone explodes with spiders
>fucking thief will be scared to steal for rest of life as per retribution
This was my /b before newfag summers .
>>686769135
Because fags come here from reddit and half the shit /b/ got away with posting years ago gets insta 404'd. These moral fags ruin /b/.
>>686764852
then you must make the threads, you must become like the ones who made it great, it simply isnt enough just to sage or call them faggots, that doesnt affect them, you have to make new threads like the threads of old /b/, you must become the faggots of old /b/ yourselves
>>686764852
Do you not realize how futile this shit is?
Firstly, saging a thread once is meaningless if the thread's purpose is to post images. They'll bump so much your sage won't matter.
Actually, you're prolonging the life of the thread by keeping attention away from it, sending it to page 3-9.
Reporting of course is useless unless it's CP or dox. Mods don't give a fuck.
The best thing you can do is hide it, but it's not going away. This is /b/, it's like trying to rid /pol/ of nazism.
>>686769135
>>686769248
well one oldfag is here at least
>>686764852
/b/ already is great
>>686769460
he has a point, what will trying to attack the other fags do, they will just keep posting and making new threads
resistance is futile
When was /b/ great? Which years?
sage and abandon thread! its too cancerous
>>686769914
cancer overload
Post threads we actually want and you won't have to worry about derailing. If it isn't gore, nude bitches of all ages, or raids it doesn't belong on /b/. You talk about making b great again, start by posting shit /b/ is famous for.
>>686765075
Delete system32
Fluff for the Fluff God
>>686770002
delete system32
>>686770083
100% sure you don't know how to do this.
>>686769897
before 2007
>>686764852
Cuck bread you fucking cuck
millerreport.us come join us
Make cancer threads saged again
>>686770400
These dub dubs make me certified to sage this thread
>>686768714
>Being attracted to girls with feminine penises
>Gay
Pick one
>>686764852
>lets get rid of everything that makes up /b/
you know how stupid this shit is right?
Rawr XD :3
Am I doing it rite??
>>686764852
Am i the only one thats tired of loli in /b
Nya Nya nya! :3
>>686768362
lugnuts
>>686769135
Where did they leave to? Bored?
>>686771725
lel
>>686771787
Newfag
>>686771826
Sorry
>>686771826
cunt
M.A.L Here on the ROLL!
>>686764852
You just listed a everything on /b/ faggot
>>686767008
Fuck America.
>>686766941
Thank you for fighting the good fight
>>686767008
What the procreate did you just fornicating say about me, you little hallion? I’ll have you cognize I graduated most elite in my division in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been enmeshed in multifarious undisclosed incursions on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 habituated executions. I am experienced in guerilla campaign and I’m the most qualigied sharpshooter in the full US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just an additional victim. I will obliterate you the copulate out with rigor the likes of which has at no time been seen previously on this macrocosm, indicate my fricking units of language. You assume you can be acquit with saying that fecal matter to me via the Information Superhighway? Acknowledge anew, undesirable person. At the time that we communicate I am influencing my covert organization of operatives crosswise the New World and your Internet Protocol is being pursued immediately so you better bolster for the assault, larval fly. The disturbance that annihilates the deplorable petty existence you refer to as your duration. You’re frigging late, child under the age of 18. I can be omnipresent, at any unspecified point in time, and I can annihilate you in surplus seven centum techniques, and that’s merely with my unequipped metacarpus. Not exclusively am I extensively qualified for hand-to-hand combat, but I have admittance to the total armory of the United States Marine Corps and I will handle it to its absolute breadth to decimate your wrethed derriere off the surface of the large landmass, you minuscule excrement. If only you could have been aware of what unhallowed comeuppance your smol “ingenious” statement was almost to bear downward upon you, perchance you bequest have refrained from unpleasantly speaking. However, you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re reconciling, you accursed tomfool. I will excrete acrimony all over you and you will inundate in it. You’re flipping finito, unpleasant person.
>>686772750
what fight?
isn't this the fluffy abuse thread?
>>686764852
Fuck yes
>>686764852
You can't have /b/ without DESU.
>take /b/ back
>can't even take this thread back
>>686773040
Fuck no
>>686764852
Instead of just hiding all the threads why not bring some new content to the board?
>it's shit here
>you guys have to make it better for me
>>686764852
Summer Fag Detected Discovered /b/ a month ago. Hahhaa Wants to clean up YLYL threads and no trap threads this is not a real /b/tard
>>686765426
Cringe
>>686764852
/b/ was never great
Ah, the smell of summer.
>>686764852
Don't change anything. If you don't like it then stop being a faggot and leave.
thanks for the fluffy thread. but gtg
and to make OP feel at home
MODS MODS MOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSSSSS
>>686765526
You are a faggot and the cancer that killed /b/
>>686765623
It was our board you fucking newfag. But you will never remember because you ARE the cancer that killed /b/.
Before 2011, /b/ was not a containment board. It was the heart of this site. It was the most disturbing, disgusting band of brothers the Internet had ever seen, living and breathing long before the likes of Reddit, the site of which you originate from. It was a site where rejects and degenerates would come on to reek havoc upon humanity all in the name of not keks, but lulz. It was before the govenernment started to use anonymous as a proxy for their own propaganda and when anonymous would attack people online, in real life, and do whatever we wanted because we were a legion.
You will never remember the good old days, and we will never get them back on this site, but soon enough those days will surface again, in Davey Jones' Locker.
Long live in hell, old sailors.
>>686776180
Old Fag here
cut the theatrics
>>686764852
fuck off fucking degenerate
if you want a site/board with any quality
get off /b/
jesus christ this board is full of fucking spastics
>>686771667
Either in jail or grew up
Those guys are in their late 20s and early 30s now
They never had newfag offspring to take after them and become oldfags except the few of us who make up only 5-10% of /b/'s current population
>>686776853
more likely the jail part
>>686764852
/b/ has to many porn thread.
> want things back how they were with no rules
> by censoring threads
smells like tumblr to me
no one is stoping you from doing anything, want things how they were? start posting shit like they were
>>686776180
Keep dreaming, it was never yours, it never will be.
This board is for everyone and everything. Don't like it? Get the fuck out
