REKT THREAD!!!!!
Havent seen one in a while
Post some shit
>>686708618
I'm out of here. It is absolutely fucking sick that you would take ANY kind of pleasure in this.
>>686708618
>>686708850
For me it's not so much pleasure it's just that I lack any contact with actual humans and tv shows and movies are so dull since I'm used to that formulaic approach at entertainment that the only thing that makes me feel anything other than bored is a good REKT If I feel disgusted by something in a REKT thread well at least I'm feeling something
>>686708618
This dude actually survived.
>>686709248
until he died right
come on i want some real crazy shit my friend said "dont make a rekt thread unless if yo wana be scared for life" lets see some shit that ill make me launch my laptop at the wall
>>686709248
>>686709072
ISIS savage af
>>686709072
Rock rock 'til you drop
>>686708980
This one just makes me sad..
>>686710261
Sorry then.Don't got Much of these :|
>>686709707
nah, man, he really did survive, he literally sits in a bucket now
>>686710665
I don't understand
>>686710762
Shiiiiiiet Really?
>>686710797
The bus being towed is a metaphor for socialism. It just shows how socialists have to depend on others for everything, it's an ideology of failure and dependence on handouts.
>>686711021
yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSg_V85aXvw
how about we get back to the ekt thread??
>inb4 "did he died?"
rekt thread
>>686711530
I love that all their reactions are genuine in that scene
>>686711790
How could they not have known? The crew were all wearing raincoats!
>>686711530
nah nigga he good walk it off
>>686709072
fake as fuck
>>686711790
They were not told about it. Only the actor on the table was briefed. It was a classic "happening filming".
>>686710439
I could watch this all day
>>686711237
Hmm isn't star trek socialism tho? i'm confused, is capitalism really the way? or when rich people start living forever and become smarter than us because they take new types of drugs because they can afford it.. is that ok? or is it that considered a failure too? should you die a pleb or live forever as a rich?
>>686711530
The best acted horror movie of all time, that cast is 10/10
>>686712556
stop fucking with my conditioned mind... damn it
>>686711237
Thank you!
>>686712556
>Hmm isn't star trek socialism tho?
Science FICTION. Notice the second word. Such a society is impossible IRL.
>i'm confused, is capitalism really the way?
It is. Why wouldn't it be?
>when rich people start living forever and become smarter than us because they take new types of drugs because they can afford it.. is that ok?
Of course! They've earned it. The smartest and hardest working become rich and can afford such treatments, what's wrong with that?
>or is it that considered a failure too? should you die a pleb or live forever as a rich?
You work hard, you succeed; you fuck around, you die poor. What's hard to understand?
>>686712907
No problem. Just doing my small part to show what horrors socialism brings.
>>686712556
>you're supposed to die a pleb like 100% of /b/
>socialism is bad for the 1% (me)
>you're an ant compared to me, i'll afford bionics before and after you die you fucking pleb
>bow to your fucking overloards who can afford a bugatti in my dads garage
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1464380357
>>686712955
>they've earned it
born into it
you're a dumb brainwashed faggot aren't you? a new type of cancer in human form. please kill yourself for the fucking species.. if i was an alien i'd dead your ass in a second.
>>686713458
people shouldn't be equal, what is this 2100?? fuck that, unequality for all human beings. Fucking cancer in their own right.
You really think people should be equal? Fuck off!!!! not in this universe.
>>686712955
>Of course! They've earned it. The smartest and hardest working become rich and can afford such treatments, what's wrong with that?
>>686713458
u mad bro? You sound mad. Are you externalizing your own hatred of your self on your betters? Kinda sad, isn't it.
>>686713714
>people should'nt be equal..
people shouldn't exist, they already think their better than what they actually are, hence religion.
people are a virus to the earth lol
and when you die you become what you were before you were born....nothing
>>686708618
I love you OP
>>686713802
>born into it
I'm a 1%er you fucking faggot lol and I disagree with your retarded statement, you obviously know nothing of reality and again, should kill yourself for the species. Faggot.
God please kill him
>>686709817
wut a dumb bitch. she could of quickstepped behind his ass. fuck newb bitch
>>686711790
Another great example of this is the last scene in Die Hard when Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman) suddenly falls from the tower. Rickman was told that his harness would drop only when a certain cue was made, but the director, with the cameras filming Rickman's face, deliberately cut his harness before the cue was made to make Rickman think that the safety measures had somehow failed and that he was actually falling to his death.
I don't think Alan ever forgave him for that.
>>686712955
This proves evolution, because apparently retard can mega evolve into fucktard.
JESUS
>>686713714
>>686713802
I dont believe in socialism, but thinking that the rich people have earned it its really stupid, they mostly born into it
>>686714221
Ah, you're a self hating rich liberal then. That makes sense. Loads of white upper class guilt... Why don't you give it all away then? Become poor yourself
>>686711237
>capitalism
fail
>socialism
fail
>>686712955
ugh, you're not even low quality bait
>>686714439
Hahaha!! I love it!
>>686714589
The fuck are you talking about? Most EARN their wealth, and even if they're born into it, they keep on earning!
Why are you fucking pussies have an existential crisis on a rekt thread? Go suck your candidates dicks in front of each other somewhere else.
>>686714657
>liberal
nope
I bet you only know liberal and conservative.. maybe libertarian... but I doubt it, you don't sound that smart.. Maybe i'm just someone who understand reality.... and you don't. AGAIN, human species needs you to cut off your bad genetics, please, just die.
I bet you're poor but hope someday you'll be rich thinking it leads to happiness lol, god your pure fucking cancer faggot.
>>686711530
Why the benis burst out? Why benis wearing grills on teeth?
>>686714963
Do tell, what are you then? Not liberal, not conservative, not libertarian... I'm going to guess some sort of anarchist?
>>686714525
And boom goes the dynamite
>>686708618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_YI1j8puc
>>686714963
fuck you, i'm 18 and have lived a full life and understand exactly how politics works because i'm a selfmade retard who has no idea wtf i'm talking about.
I've livedin socialist economies and i've lived in capitialist economies, and my dad says liberals are retarded,likedme
>>686715402
>>686714963
Take it to /pol/ ladies
>>686708980
Has anyone ever figured out the story behind this? I've tried before and couldn't find anything, bUT maybe I just suck.
>>686714808
Well these its something personal, I believe that to earn something you have to work for it. The rich people that inherited their wealth only administer it, that can be consider some tipe of work; or hire someone to administer it for them and they just expend it.
>>686714808
>that image
Hitler and Mussolini never redistributed the wealth.
>>686714221
>I'm a 1%er
>>686712556
The problem isn't that socialism is a bad idea, as in absurd or unimaginable. The problem is precisely that it is not absurd, just wrong.
If it were absurd, people wouldn't try it. Since it isn't, people try it and fail.
>>686715273
I'm your worst nightmare faggot, I think humanity should be equal, in every sense of the word, and that we should expand our species into space. Instead, all we are is greedy fucking faggots who want to satisfy our own needs until we die. You'll be just a number in the dead who we kill off
>>686715722
don't bother, this is the internet
>>686708850
lol
>>686708618
>>686715640
It's irrelevant anyways. It's theirs to do with how they please regardless of how it was earned,
>>686708618
>from 4gifs.com
>saved as jpg
why you do dis
>>686708850
Not pleasure or amusement. Just interesting.
>>686715722
Someone didn't pay attention in high school history class...
>>686715735
dad owns stake in two svalley startup unicorns :) I live in a 9 bedroom house in los altos, look it up faggot
>>686715766
socialism is a failure, but to think capitalism is the way is equally hilarious.. you have no control of your central banks let alone your preapproved presidential candidate puppets.
You have no power in socialism or capitalism, faggot.
>>686715814
i don't think you're his worst nightmare. you're just a dumbass who never figured out that fantasy land in your head is not the same as the real world. people are different, they're not equal. some are smarter, some are more organized, some are driven to success.. others are africa, the middle east, south america, etc.. the dirty brown people. So, you're dumb. It's people like you that keep us from expanding out into space.. you're literally the exact problem. Sorry to say it, but you should probably shoosh.. yep, just shush up.
>>686715814
>I think humanity should be equal, in every sense of the word
So you're a communist! And yet you say you're in the 1%? How cute! I totally believe you kiddo. Isn't it past your bed time?
>>686712258
Autismo
>>686714808
Are we really now at the point of historical revisionism that we are now calling Benito fucking Mussolini a socialist?
>>686709072
why would he cough up so much blood from a head injury?
>>686716190
And yet you say you want communism... toppest of keks!
>>686716235
right? we're not all equal, i'm so tired of people saying that we are. Even you should just die off compared to the ones who are great, and I think you should, like right now. If you truly believe people are not equal,you should kill yourself right now, because I doubt you've accomplished shit in your life to measure up to the great ones.
>>686716385
A variant of fascism which is national socialism.
>>686716073
Modern feminism in action
>>686716421
Ruptured artery in the neck or skull smashing and tearing all the flesh up maybe
>>686716474
>And yet you say you want communism... toppest of keks!
he didn't say that? Ugh you're malignant aren't you. "Hey, he went against what I said, let me put words in his mouth lol."
>>686708850
Pussy faggot
>>686716474
Funny image because Hitler wanted to eradicate Marxism.
>>686716575
wellp i'm against socialism, so OK]
Killing myself on camin 20 min, for capitalism
>>686716190
First of all, I think you may understand socialism, and you may understand why it is a failure (although, I admit, socialism is alluring).
But you probably fail to understand capitalism. It isn't hard to understand, yet you don't understand it, probably because you don't even know the definition. Capitalism is based on math. Now, go read a little about it and come back.
You speak of politicians and central banks and of all these things that you have less than 0 idea about. And you do it with such ignorance, I feel like you should also throw Jesus and the bible somewhere in there. Do you also claim that Jesus colonized America? Go read a little, then come back, because you are painfully ignorant.
>>686716586
NatSoc is a variant of fascism, not the other way around, and Nazis are very not socialist or leftist in anyway.
The "socialist" part of national socialism was purged along with the other leftists in the party some time before they ever achieved control in germany. Essentially the same thing as "Democratic Republic of Korea"
>>686716868
/pol/ is that you? Finally. Good for you
>>686716978
>>686716840
A leftist wanted to exterminate other leftists who were slightly different. Color me surprised.
>>686716968
capitalism = money
money = power
power = control
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
all of that you have none of, I understand that little bitch, do you? you fucking powerless cuntfuck.
You're nothing
>>686716978
Here we go again... "Hitler was actually an evil capitalist! His socialism title for his party was all a clever ruse!" I bet you think homeopathy works and the earth is flat too!
>>686716073
Wow what a cunt
>>686716840
Hitler was a Marxist. he wanted to kill Russians, because Stalin pissed him off.
Marxism, Naziism, Fascism, all fall under the same LEFT WING ideology. Right wing has nothing to do with your faggoty ass bullshit. Fascism was called 'right wing' by Stalin - and I think most rational humans can admit that something even slightly to the right of Stalin is still very, very much politically 'left,' ie, 'progressive,' ie, stupid bullshit.
>>686716190
>dad owns stake in two svalley startup unicorns :) I live in a 9 bedroom house in los altos, look it up faggot
So what are your political/economic views then?
>>686716073
Fake 'n Gay.
>>686717089
>Hitler
>Leftist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4rayyAwkfw
>>686717454
>>686717421
>>686716978
Funny how Hitler's own words make you sound like a fucking fool.
NAZI's were socialists. It is in the name, it is in the philosophy, it is what he was doing.
Fucking tool.
>>686717473
that you're gay and a faggot and my genetics should explode all over the cosmos like some fucking galactic fountain of jizz, pussy ass human pleb fuck
>>686717454
>Hitler
>Progressive
I don't even.
>>686717616
Please explain to me what socialism is. Your own words
>>686709072
Fake & Gay.
That camera quality says it all.
>>686717638
Underage b& detected. Go to bed kid, you need your rest. You're getting grumpy. :^)
>>686717454
>like hitler
>like trump
hmm why not both? they are kind of similar, lets make america white again!
>>686717697
I used to be a leftist too, then I woke up to the truth. Yes, Hilter was progressive/liberal/a leftist.
>>686717770
at least i'm not a broke little bitch who is the bain of human cancer like you ;)
>>686717975
*bane
>>686717222
ugh this, socialism and capitalism are fucked, well humans are fucked in genral lol
>>686717874
>So progressive, so tolerant, just look at all those brown people and rainbow flags, a true multiculturalist paradise.
>>686717454
Now this is best rekt I've seen in this whole thread
>>686717874
>nazi's are leftist
that's it, I'm done
/b/, it's been a good 11 years, but holy fuck you've gone full fucking retard.
there isn't even a skiddy in this fucking thread is there
goodbye
>>686713419
huh.....
well, that was interesting
>>686718157
Different kinds of leftism. But you do know that homosexuals were the most violent of Nazis, right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pink_Swastika
>>686711398
>completely decapitated from the waist
>decapitated from waist
>decapitated
>waist
Fucking dumb shits. No wonder he got chopped in half.
>>686718468
>The book has drawn criticism from historians.
history is written by the victors you fucking dumbshit retard. Hitler was such an emo hipster he disliked the jews and their right wing conservative ways, so he killed them like 102 other countries did before him
fuck you're a dumb retarded piece of shit
>>686718734
>he disliked the jews and their
>right wing conservative ways
Fucking Marx and Lenin were both Jews.
>>686718874
that wasn't fun
>>686717757
do you even ISIS?
>>686717454
Don't be a wilfully ignorant douche all your life.
Vastly more intelligent people than anyone on /b/ have tried to fit Nazism neatly onto a "left-right" spectrum and it simply doesn't fit. You could potentially classify it as extreme centrist, but that still fails to fully capture or explain any of its implications.
Nazism and Communism/Marxism were not the same things with different branding. Nazism generally encouraged capitalist competition and eagerly collaborated with established industries and companies (I.G Farben, Siemens, Krupp etc etc etc) in order to fully realise their policies. Trade unions were banned, workers saw a net decrease in wages from 33 onwards and although there were elements of socialised programs (welfare state, subsidised holidays on so forth) to claim that this meant the Nazis were the same as communists is stupid at best and purposeful disinformation at worst.
Nazism is nearly inexplicable as an ideology without viewing it through the lens of volkisch nationalism, corporatism and paramilitary adulation.
Saying that Nazism is socialist because it has socialism in its name is like saying the Congo or North Korea are the same as the United States because they have "democratic" in their names.
>>686711530
Fake as fuck
Zooey Deschanel, Mckayla Maroney, and Joelle Fletcher, please.
>>686719207
Ed Sheeran deserved it for his shitty faggot music
Let's see people dying doing stupid shit.
>>686708850
Sure is summer in here
Why wouldn't the useless politifags take it to /pol/?
>>686709142
damn dude.....
>>686718874
then throw up
>>686719419
dude get your logic, reason, and common sense the fuck out of here, this is /b/ bro
TRUMP!!
>>686718874
Hot
>>686716073
i hope its fake
>>686716421
there is A LOT of blood flowing to your brain, if you break the skull it may filter to other conjuctive tissues. There is not really much separating the nasal cavities from your brain
>>686717350
WTF
>>686715636
just a crazy doing a roll thread.
>roll trips and i cut and upload this vid
>>686715722
they did from the jews to their people own people
I like how you guys get all fussed up about nazis well sitting at your computer desk drinking soda most of the time complaining on 4chan boards, even on an adult board expecting to make an influence XD just shut up XXD
>>686714810
weak ass punch
>>686714810
niggers gonna nig.
you can tell it's an average day for her.
>>686716421
Eternal bleeding
>>686720964
im not edgy but i couldn't help but giggle
>>686720921
it was not state owned but state controlled. The rich guys owned the factorys but the state told them what do build if they were in need of it
kek
>>686715236
>Vice City flashbacks of running over Haitians.
>>686716421
Because it's fake
>>686709817
Wtf happened here
>>686718555
fucikng brutal
>>686708850
lurk more
>>686721602
damnit, now people will know how uneducated and idiot i am :(
>>686721752
>made in china
>>686710439
or if you ever actually get off your computer and leave the house maybe...
>>686709072
Fake af
>>686721752
I saw an article once. Some fancy dinner trick or something gone wrong. Maybe a table top grill or fondue pot. It's been a long time ago I read it
>>686710665
I guess they got tired of waiting for the government to come help them.
>>686720921
Everything was obviously not state-owned. Guess who made the cyanide that was used in the gas chambers? I.G Farben. Guess who made the steel that was used by the state in the war effort? Krupp. Guess who built the planes for the Luftwaffe? Messerschmidt, Focke-Wolf etc. There were innumerable private companies that not only operated in Nazi Germany with the blessing of the state, but who were indefensible to German rearmament and the subsequent war effort.
Hitler had contradictory views on capitalism and socialism, but what can't be argued is that he did not subscribe to Marxist thought it any way, shape or form. He advocated and encouraged the owning of private property, he wanted large industries and corporations to complete (and sometimes form oligarchy) if it served the national interest and the policies of the Nazi state, and he pretty much viewed economics as a secondary priority, far behind his eastward expansion and racial purification.
National Socialism is to Communism what the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea and Democratic Republic of the Congo is to Democracy.
Not real but still pretty nice
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2312WFf69RQ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIPsJ3JMeL0
>>686721945
You cant be serious.
>>686722044
>implying 99% of humanity understands politics let alone historical politics
do you see what the world is? do you see who the masses elect? really..!?!? people on /b/ are actually smarter than some, and their dumb as fuck
>>686717089
whoa! calling the most facist right wing dictator of all time leftist. HAHAHA too much fox news bro. too much rush, you've done OD'd on retard propaganda.
>>686721741
Story?
>>686710439
>>686717350
someone needs to explain this to me
>>686722835
Stupid daughters shitbeast pitbull ate her mothers face.
>>686719419
You're trying to explain complicated things to someone that os obviously complicit in believing politics are somehow binary. You're wasting your time.
If someone starts talking "leftist this" and "right wing that" Just move on. They're plebs. Low IQ. Low education.
Save your energy.
>>686721945
Shut the fuck up nigger you don't know what you're talking about. That's Snippy the Rat. He suffered at the hands of a roll thread
>>686708980
what the actual fuck is wrong with you
>>686722835
Pitbull attack in Argentina. In the vid you can hear how she tries to breath, it's really fucked up.
>>686714525
If i had to choose a way to get executed, this would be it.
>>686715236
spot the main character
>>686709072
Rust be like
>>686716619
are you fat
>>686717454
You realize the Second Amendment was wildly leftist when it was written. The entire US constitution was the most liberal thing happening in the world at the time.
>>686717350
nigger dog removed this lady face.
Pitbull genocide when?
>>686720437
So murdering and stealing now counts as "redistributing?" lol
>>686723144
>Pitbull attack
niggerdog attack
>>686723583
>no leaving the part where he refuses to let go when his "friend" ask him to
>>686723029
Yeah, whatever, I saw the tumblr of that crazy bitch, don't believe me if you don't want to
>>686717350
sauce?
>>686714963
>libertarian
>smart
Choose one
>>686723583
Is this Brazil?
>>686723583
Story?
>>686723144
holy shit, saw that when it happened but had no idea the shooter recorded it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2pNx6kfcGs
>>686723797
"I saw it on tumblr before I saw it anywhere else. That must mean it came from tumblr"
Fuck right off
>>686721945
why just make shit up?
>>686722595
story?
>>686723144
this video is so sketchy
>>686708618
penis cocks faggot
>>686718734
History is written by historians.
It was written by the victors hundreds of years ago before people had the means to actually study it.
You're only about 200 years behind the times.
>>686710462
>"not again"
>>686724278
shitty bait nobody is this stupid
>>686720036
thats a guy
>>686722141
Happened not even a mile from me
>>686724278
sadly people are this dumb.. ugh we're so fucked
>>686724183
Don't quote shit I've never said. And fuck you, I said if you don't want to believe, just don't. Fucking leech, at least post something.
>>686709072
I own the same pair of boots, I guess ISIS has good taste
>>686712955
>hard work = success
greatest lie ever told
>>686718422
Leftists are always intolerant, just like you. You leave now, because this is our site. But if this were your site, you would ban us. This is how leftists are. This is how Hitler was.
>>686723797
>he came
>>686724626
you never went to college.
>>686724758
Nobody ever said hard work brings success, it's SMART work that does
>>686717576
how the fuck that leopard made it to the city first?
Fucking nigger poachers, wish he got cut
>>686724692
I never claimed to be quoting you. That quote is what you're insinuating. And fuck you right back, I've been posting
>>686718131
is he kill?
>>686725063
>that dumbass who catches himself on fire
topkek
>>686724903
>leftist are always intolerant
OMg the irony. and you're completely unaware, it's fucking gold.
Like when feminists say "white men are racist and sexist"
same thing.
>>686724692
If anything bitch about the people having a political debate in a rekt thread on /b/
>>686725276
>>686717576
looks like a cheetah
>>686725002
startup founder who actually has a bs in network communication.. I did, and what a fucking waste.
>>686724903
What kind of jewish reverse psychology tactic is this?
>>686725162
When you put words between quotation marks, you're quoting, classic nigger skipping grammar lessons.
I'll give you an example of how to quote, hope your nigger brain can understand it:
"I've been posting", 100% bullshit because the post has no fucking file.
>>686725228
That nigga needs some calcium in his diet
Btw, the reaction from the niggas in the bench is priceless, like "DAYUM NIGGA, SHEEEIIT, OOHHHH!"
>>686716190
>capitalism
>central bank controlled fiat currency
Pick one
>>686725276
I'll bitch about whatever the fuck I want, what are you going to do, stab me?
>>686725063
is there a story behind this or just brown folk being brown folk?
>>686725546
Well for once in your life you're right.
Also, fuck you
On another note, I'm glad I've found someone to argue with. It's been a long day
>>686713828
dat file name kek
>>68671481 lkjhg
>>686719419
Well wages only really decreased from 1938
>>686720964
whats up with Chinese and baby killing
>they literally make pills from babies
>highest infanticide and abortion rates in the whole world
>wont remove a baby who got run over from a street
>even the fucking Three Kingdom series feature a man throwing a baby
>>686717975
>bain
lol you are a retard
>>686725250
>>686725529
wut?
The guy said arrogantly that he doesn't wish to talk. So? What don't you understand, niggers?
In fact, the equality that socialism provides isn't even such a bad thing.
However, the socialists aren't interested in equality. They just want to attack other. When they can't, they either leave or ban other, depending on whether they own the site or not.
>>686725159
>Koala
>>686725833
She helped rob and murder a taxi driver and was caught by a lynch mob.
>>686725458
A fucking communicate degree? LOL Did people laugh at you then?
You realize that's half a step below a philosophy major.
Maybe you should have learned how historians study and decipher thousands of documents to figure out what was actually going on. You don't even know what you don't know.
>>686709072
we will, we will rock you
>>686725833
Guatemala. Bitch killed a cab driver while mugging him. The community captured her and applied mob justice.
>>686718439
What happened?
>>686721908
people in society are so scared to even speak their mind, always having to say please and thanks, and never be rude or racist or sexist or violent. Everybody s so fake and it makes me sick. But they cant fake a knife to their back or be politically correct when a nigger's holding a gun to their head
>>686719534
thanks for making that known
>>686726026
you're really confused. socialism is about giving ownership of the means of production to the workers. Instead of a capitalist owning the means and exploiting the workers.
That's all it is. It has nothing to do with anything else.
>>686726389
A kid climbed up to get his pic taken and was electrocuted.
>>686726248
>running straight int he direction you pulled a tree
That's some tom and jerry shit
>>686725870
I'm always right, except that time when I decided to fuck your mother. Was really hard to clean all that lard off me.
>>686726248
is stepping to the side so fucking hard
>>686723876
lol, manlet can´t reach that shit. I do it all the time, to clean my ass.
>>686725870
so.. whats going on?
is the dude getting his ass kicked the same on on the left?
>>686714808
I mean... Hitler did kinda save Germany's economy... just saying
>>686726106
oh, hell yeah.
>>686726194
sweet and spicy justice
