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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAGA
sleep eludes me
but trump is a better candidate than hillary
that comic was alright
>>686695411
nefer u are homo
This whole election cycle is going to be a giant shitstorm
>>686694544
its worth it
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>>686695363
MORE MAGA CATS JULIAN
I've come to post porn and drink milkshakes. And I'm all outta milkshake.
>tfw no patriotic gf
>>686695518
I think that's the only one I have on this computer, everything else is a cat with a gun.
>>686694955
and the germans had rocket powered planes that went over 700mph (and it was supposed to be tailless too lol)
>>686695138
If I get into it, Ill have to start watching a lot more LoL games.
Which are kind of boring tbh
>>686695508
it already is lol
>>686695607
i enjoy politics
it's good comedy
>>686695666
I cant tell what the difference is.
>>686695673
Oh yeah? WE HAD THE BOMB.
>>686695729
guns r cuter
>>686695813
not more than cats, and not more than maga cats but they are definitely cute.
>>686695472
clearly not, shimakaze is a girl
>>686695861
cat cuter than gun cuter than hat
>>686695885
Not in that comic.
>>686695861
They're cats that want to MAGA, what's there not to like?
also on the topic of sweethearts
why would anyone make a candy that looks like it would be alright and then load it with so much fucking cinnamon
>>686695527
Drink porn.
>>686695276
I want to fuck that battleship
>>686695731
nigga we had rockets and forced conjoined twins
>>686696163
You mean America? Yeah and also THE BOMB.`
>>686696135
God I wish that was an option.
Also screw this, now that I'm done with my milkshake I'm just tired. I'm going to bed. I love all of you.
>>686695959
>cat cuter than gun cuter than hat
The only way I see it is
cat maga > cat gun > cat > life
>>686696135
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>>686695409
FURFAGS GET OUT
Nothing much just got back from dinner
>>686696353
why? we're making america great again
can't wait for a picture of trump shaking putin's hand when he becomes president
>>686696135
Do we have the technology for liquid porn?
>>686696306
Love you too, don't forget to vote.
>>686696307
I was ranking the objects individually
>>686696447
this is likely from where our disagreement stems.
>>686696353
Alright, get him out! Out!
>>686695959
irrelevant
Pitou is male in some comics too
>>686696562
alternatively you could be wrong
>>686696627
right, u are of homo
>>686696358
What is he saying? I need to know!
>>686696673
I am simply so secure in my heterosexuality that I can get off to cute anime boys dressed as girls and not be gay
>>686696251
heres a hint: Americas rocket program is almost comprised of entirely former Nazis
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>>686696703
I wish I knew too, anon.
>>686696673
but I'm not, cats with maga are objectively better than cats with guns.
>>686696937
that's not right
>>686696945
Sure, but it's OURS.
who else is gonna see Warcraft
>>686697031
YOU CAN'T DEFEND YOUR COUNTRY AND YOUR FREEDOM WITH A HAT
>>686696953
Not sure about the whole feet thing. Should I like it? Should I not?
Sniffing's nice tho.
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>>686695527
More thongs!
>>686697036
How would you know?
As a homofag, you simply cannot fathom my sheer heterosexuality
>>686697154
>implying cats with maga don't have guns
>>686697438
Gays are actually experts on heterosexuality since we observe it from the outside all the time. And you ain't it.
>>686697534
Hey man if you have pictures of BOTH we're good but otherwise guns are better.
>>686697178
I certainly enjoy it. I'd pay good money for someone to let me sniff their socks.
nef is as straight as an arrow made of string
>>686697036
>ours
america and the soviets stole everything
>>686697146
undecided considering i never play warcraft
>>686697611
I'll have tank eyes ladyboy put magas on all of your cat guns if you give me the folder.
>>686697834
It's not stealing when you conquer it.
>>686697942
There's not a folder, I just saved a ton to the already-existent cat folder.
>>686697734
That's kind of weird. Smell your own.
>>686698060
rest in peace you madman
Trump is such a giga tic cuckold that he's too much of a pussy to debate Sanders, a liberalized faggot.
>>686698133
>implying that kot isn't alive and healthy in the Caribbean somewhere
>>686698078
It's only erotic if they are someone elses.
>>686698263
make it a folder and I can work with it.
>>686698335
Not my thing, more into butts.
>>686698342
Maybe later.
>>686697146
Might be seeing it with friends
Otherwise, no
>>686697611
That's like saying fat men balancing their 9th beer can on their belly roaring advice at the best football players in the world are experts on football because they observe it from the outside all the time.
>>686697834
No need to be jealous of my string-like qualities.
>>686697967
thats fair
atleast the brits didnt get any of them
the brits are awfully when it comes to technology
>>686698684
just mirin the handy work
>>686698684
I would actually hazard a guess that a great many of 'em are. Do you ever talk to football fans? They're nuts.
>>686698836
fuck britain anyway
>>686698540
Come on. Just a sniff?
>>686698893
exactly
>invent the rocket powered engine
>its the size of a room
>no further development
theyre fucking idiots
>>686695276
sauce from original???
>>686699027
Keep posting pics, you might change my mind.
brb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEgcuQzysBQ
>>686699347
a trap doujin.
>>686699289
Well that's not why ~I~ dislike britain but fair
>>686698840
Just because they're nuts doesn't mean they understand the game from the ground level. Being on the field is different.
Just because you homos observe heteros doesn't mean you understand cute anime boys from a straight level
It's just logic
>>686699418
yeh but which trap doujin
>>686699505
>he thinks I don't into cute anime boys
>>686699357
Okay.
>>686699418
a man needs a name
>>686699636
Cute anime boys from a straight level
>>686699873
Nef, there IS no straight level. If you cute anime boys, u are of homo.
>>686699938
ignorant fag talk from someone attempting to spread the homosexual agenda.
>>686700227
If anything, my agenda is actually anti-fag. You should be quarantined from the general population, homo.
its one thing to think its a girl and fawn over it, its another thing knowing that its a boy and fawning over it.
>>686699443
i am assuming its about the guns?
and
>have access to chemical weapons
>be the first ones to use it
>kill themselves instead of the enemy due the wind
idiots
>>686700169
Okay... sir?
>>686700336
I'm a straight white middle-class male, you can't quarantine me
>>686699811
shimakaze_(kantai_collection)
This thread reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxziFMyRwDg
>>686700346
>its one thing to think its a girl and fawn over it, its another thing knowing that its a boy and fawning over it.
INFINITE WISDOM.
It's the guns and the fact that they're basically grumpy tyrants with bad teeth and we're glad to be rid of them.
>>686700477
You're not straight.
Daily reminder
subby stop making me look at gunz
>>686700346
I only fawn over Pitou, and Pitou is comfortably ambiguous
>>686700538
Clearly I am. I breed and everything.
>>686700663
touch my .50 AE desert eagle
>>686700449
Getting there.
>>686700550
Yep
>>686700663
Maybe when you're hasguns I'll stop.
>>686700730
I know, you're spreading the infection
>>686700550
Well he's stated that if he doesn't win the nomination, he won't be running at all. I'm sure Clinton has no such sense for the Democratic party, and will run as a third party like the self-centered cunt she is, and always has been.
>>686700765
Tonyyyy!
>>686700808
Well, what would I have to do to convince you to let me smell your socks?
>>686700538
youre not a fan of the eternal anglo?
>>686700730
so youre really just into tom girls then
>>686700765
i doubt your hyper weapon is a deagle brand deagle
>>686700495
god bless you santa clause
>>686701138
none of that makes any sense
>>686701138
I'm into lots and lots of things.
>>686701138
No, but I don't really like germs either. America for Americans.
>>686701138
it's not big and gold enough yet, needs to shoot .50 BMG ammo
>>686701305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMkiDguYtGw
>>686701088
You can't, it's not my thing. That pic though... I think I'll save it.
>>686696586
artist?
>>686701409
Awwww. ;-;
>>686701286
>america for americans
>>686701509
America for (white) Americans.
mark
your
shit
>>686701583
suck
my
dick
>>686701583
oh yeah forgot
>>686701676
You're lucky the OP had a hat I was interested in.
>>686701232
u wot
>>686701274
youre more or less bi tbh
>>686701286
do you like any form of european culutre?
>>686701305
we arab oil money now
>>686701583
no you
>>686701501
Sorry m8, socks are gross. Taking my shoes off is usually the worst part of my day.
>>686701854
I think American culture is European (and specifically English) culture, just vastly improved upon. So I respect it.
Really though the only culture I respect other than America is Roman. Ancient Rome.
>>686701854
I'm more or less everything
>>686702108
Which means you're homo.
fuck, im catching some sleep
>>686702023
romans are cool
>>686702108
you are in fact, not a rock
>>686702262
History's second greatest civilization, if you ask me. Good night patriot.
>>686702262
you can't prove that
>>686702239
homos don't exist, they are merely a figment of my imagination
>>686702680
You're thinking of lesbians.
>>686702390
musk <3
>>686702751
They exist, I am one on the internet
I have come up with a new session for one of the kobold players. It involves a Hot Elf Babe and Much Tragedy.
>>686703294
Avery style lesbians don't count.
Does the tragedy happen to the kobolds or to the elf? Only one of those would be tragic.
>>686703431
When the kobold meets the elf, the elf will be extremely positively disposed towards him, because the Hot Elf Babe has a thing for kobolds.
on a scale of 1-10, she is about an 8 in thirsty
of course, the Kobold will be immediately suspicious. As this player is a rogue, he will break into her house while she is out and will discover another Hot Elf Babe who looks exactly like the first one locked in a magic circle or something.
She will tell him the first one is an evil monster who is going to kill them. When he inevitably releases her, the original will walk in.
At this point I will reveal the Original Thirsty Hot Elf Babe is the real one by having the one who was in the circle transform into an obscenely muscular hag and throw the kobold at the wall.
At this point I will force him to roll a series of painful and stupid saves
>Fortitude save to soar through the air without looking like a dumbass
>Will save to not squeal like a bitch when hitting the wall
>Reflex save to land somewhat gracefully and not on his face like a retard
>Reflex save to avoid having the cuckoo clock that was right above where he hit fall and land on his head
>no bonus save to avoid having the cuckoo clock go off when it hits him
Every save he fails reduces Hot Elf Babes disposition until she looks at him with regret and disappointment
Of course there is more to it than that, but I like the saving throw festival I am throwing at him
>>686704394
>Fortitude save to soar through the air without looking like a dumbass
>Will save to not squeal like a bitch when hitting the wall
>Reflex save to land somewhat gracefully and not on his face like a retard
>Reflex save to avoid having the cuckoo clock that was right above where he hit fall and land on his head
>no bonus save to avoid having the cuckoo clock go off when it hits him
I'm giggling like a retard neffer.
Give me the boipucci
>>686704556
I'm pretty happy with it
The entire time this old, ridiculously buff woman is just flexing in the middle of the room
and the Hot Elf Babe is cringing as her dreams of a heroic kobold lover fall to pieces
>>686704978
The best part is "heroic kobold lover" is ridiculous to begin with.
>>686704846
Hi nibbles.
>>686705121
Hay gay
>>686705368
Nibble my boypussy.
>>686705368
>shiuk draws something that isn't complete garbage
i am impressed
>>686705517
whoa shit you're right
art quality really improved since 4 years ago
>>686705121
I know. Which is why he'll be suspicious about the Hot Elf Babe and will probably fall for the Muscular Hag's trick
>>686705484
I rather breed your boipu$$j you BITCH
>>686705517
ikr, pretty cute now,
>>686705627
I feel bad for him, but it's more of a tragicomedy than anything else.
>>686705822
also acceptable
>>686705873
Wow, yukky.
>>686705611
redraptor got really good too
>>686705873
I tend to mix up my Generic Fantasy Shit with random crap like this, which is why the players wanted me to make a campaign so badly.
>>686706082
I know you want it.
>>686706124
I don't know redraptor.
>>686706184
Did they chant your name?
>>686706218
>
julian give this to barry next time
All my shits are generic and fantastic.
>>686706485
>DOLPHIN RAPE CAVES
>>686706529
Can't, it's grammatically incorrect.
>>686706218
No, I am a pure and vigilant virgin.
>>686706629
and this is his recent work (self-empreg)
>>686706542
Why do I have a boner?
>>686706330
No they just whined a lot on skype
>>686706795
that's some trippy shit
>>686706785
desperate*
>>686706882
How's your voice changer working out
>>686706958
it's kinda hot
still not darkgem-level quality yet though
>>686707063
meant the topic
>>686706958
I don't use a voice changer, I just type everything out
My current headset's microphone is legitimately broken anyway
nice
>>686707185
but, would it still be inbreeding?
>>686706542
You might wanna go to a doctor for that.
>>686706958
No, desperate would mean ill settle for someone.
No sex.
>>686707263
and yet nobody is suspicious
>>686707306
clearly
>>686707352
Yeah you're a few klicks past desperate.
>>686707432
i refuse to believe that
>>686707432
Well, as far as they know I am not made of money and am not spending a bunch of money on a brand new headset just for Pathfinder
Most of them are 100% cool with typing anyway. We don't always have a skype call going.
>>686707306
Probably closer to asexual reproduction
>>686708196
Inbreeding is defined by the percentage of genetic material that overlaps, right? If you breed yourself it's 100%.
>>686708240
And so the con goes on.
>>686708280
i like this answer
>>686708305
but what if they have some sort of genetic randomization that simulates having 2 different partners
>>686708518
well we're talking magic anyway so why not
>>686707432
Im at the "Ive given up" stage.
>>686708305
Besides, they've known me since like 2007. After 9 years they're not gonna start having doubts NOW
>>686708584
magic dragon spooge
