Can /b/ pass the toilet paper roll test?
RULES:
1) get hard
2) see if hard dick can fit in toilet paper roll (full or empty doesn't matter)
3) win or lose: if win, post pic proving. If lose post humiliation pic with toilet roll
Pic related, I lost
>>686694050
Holy fuck you have an incredibly skinny dick. My cock head won't even go all the way in the hole. Id recommend becoming a trap or get a black bf.
>>686694050
>>686694251
Don't listen to this guy, bigger isn't always better. Especially when it comes to shitty sex
>>686694251
I have a smaller cock than OP, but neither of those are options for me because
1- can't trap
2- niggers smell weird
>>686694251
Ya I have a skinny dick. I just own it, I tell people all the time how small my dick is. Wear my shame like a badge of honor
Mine fits but touches the sides
Wonder how thick I'd be if I wasn't cut ;_;
>>686694743
Don't worry anon as long as you know how to use it your ok>>686695122
>>686695122
Bro I'm not gay but you have a very suckable cock. Can you really fit into a tp roll? It looks thicker than that
>>686695360
Thing is I thought this was just average but thanks to this thread now I hate being cut and feel like I have a small dick
>>686694582
>>686695360
Thank you I completely agree
>>686695425
>I'm not gay
>you have a very suckable cock
>>686695425
>Bro I'm not gay but you have a very suckable cock.
>I'm not gay
>suckable cock
>>686695425
Last time I checked maybe half a year ago I did fit but I didn't know it meant you were small
>>686694050
This was thing made up by one woman. You faggots are retarded.
>>686695585
Hey, buddy, let me give you a tip.
People in this thread...
People on the internet...
They lie about the size of their penises.
>>686695585
Even if you were uncut you'd still have the same small dick. Being uncut doesn't change that.
>>686696262
It's math bro, the avg circumference is thicker than a toilet paper roll..I think it's 4.75-5.25 inches for avg
>>686694251
R u serious?
>>686696262
I remember this. It was made up by a self proclaimed whore.
>>686696463
More skin on shaft from not being stretched so tight and not being cut off would make it thicker
>>686696567
girls like girth you virgin
>>686696676
ya bruh foreskin is like half an inch thick
it'd be so swoll if uncut
that man's cock
would be so much bigger
if it wasn't cut
so
much
bigger
bro
>>686694050
Your nickname is now SlimJim
>>686696750
women like money, baby boi
>>686696750
Bigger that fits in a toilet paper roll. Everyone go look at a toilet paper roll right now
Too thick to fit in without hurting
>>686697055
I know that's why they're sucking mine while you're at work lol
>>686697051
I actually have a 2 nicknames already (I slept with a chick in our group and she basically told everyone) so now I'm known as broomstick or bottlerocket. Like I said I own it, can't do anything about it so I just accept my thin dick
how the fuck can anyones dick fit in a fucking toilet paper roll?
maybe a paper towel roll, but a fucking toiter paer roll? thats only slightly thicker than my index finger.
>>686694050
that dick doesn't look that skinny to be honest. the head looks pretty wide. my dick barely fits through a tube and it looks thinner somehow. your dick has to be thicker than like 5.25 to not fit. as long as it doesn't go through ridiculously it's fine.
>>686697478
That's because you're a fucking third world piece of shit in America toilet paper rolls are 5 inches roundabouts
>>686697478
>>686697684
Just measured one they are 5 inch circumfrence if you can't fit you have a small dick
>>686694050
Tried because of curiosity, didn't fit.
ITT: low self-esteem /b/tards
>>686697914
not all dicks are perfectly round. my cock is 4.9 halfway down and then a little over 5 and i can still get it in there. also the roll has a little give. whatever. get laid faggots
>>686697915
Congratulations, you're average
>>686696750
That fits into a toilet paper roll pencil dick
>>686694582
actual female here. This is true. And too big is the absolute worst
not posting tits though. srry. was doing it last night but my connections slow as fuck.
*proceeds to look at dicks
>>686698901
If no tits, gtfo
Jk but seriously show us your tits
>>686696750
>>686698901
like my big dick bby?
>>686697914
5 inch is actually the upper end of average but you faggots have trolled and demeaned everyone with this stupid fucking thread and these dumb huge dick memes made up by actual fucking whores
>>686699508
maybe in asia
>>686699177
hahahaha
look at this guy
maxxximum game
>made up by actual fucking whores
So what you're saying is girls admit they like thicker cocks?
>>686699847
give me your kik if you like we can trade pics
>>686699177
well I don't like the insecure shitting on others dicks. except in extreme cases of being really fucking tiny it is definitely about what you so with it and what you do with everything else.
>>686699151
actually can't. I thought it was /b/ but I've been having trouble posting pictures all night and it's probably just my connection or something
>>686700199
ashxlynnishere
>>686700248
I don't like faggots who pretend to be girls. Tits or gtfo slut
>>686700248
Liar
>>686699966
Whores lose their right to be called girls.
>>686700432
lucky Im not pretending. Get over yourself though
>>686700248
Same thing happens to me sometimes. Just restart your browser or are you using mobile?
Rating cocks and comparing mine with yours on my snapchat. Send me your cock
>>686700248
So girls actually do enjoy looking at nice dicks? I didn't think they did
>>686700757
>being this ashamed of your homosexuality
>>686700525
is that right. Iw ould also point out that a good 60% of us can't even orgasm from penetration. Its something that often needs to be learned and is a combination of other stimulation.. mental/emotional side of things is important too.
so yeah in this case size is fuck all. Get good at oral and you're golden
I wonder how many people actually tried sticking there dick in a tp roll kek
>>686701075
smaller just means you have to work harder lol. If you're 7 inches wide it doesn't take much technique to get her off
>>686700898
To be honest I don't really get too much from it. its kind of interesting to see variation but I get that with all bodies.
a dick without context isn't great. Would only enjoy it from someone I care about
why am I even here
>>686700637
yeah its something to do with captcha and an embedded page on google.. fuck knows, but I've too many tabs open to do that.
>>686701408
Be a good girl and show us a bent over ass shot :)
Noope. Thats as far as i go.
>>686700392
Doesnt exist lol
Girls want their pussies eaten out. They like a good dicking, but for many you have to work that clit with your tongue if you're trying to get them off. Unless you have a micropenis, size doesn't really matter much.
>>686701408
Huh, that's dissapointing.
Looking at nice benises gives me a boner but I have never and would never dated guys because I'm not attracted to them. Only their penises, I guess
>>686700248
What is the ideal size?
>>686701708
Wow, nice dirtfingers. No self respecting woman is going to let you near them with all that filth.
>>686701708
unless you are a mechanic or a farmer there is no excuse for those nasty fingers.
>>686701702
I just get very sick of posting these
>>686701947
Some women like men that do real work instead of sitting around all day doing their nails.
>>686701878
I dont actually know. I've not had the biggest variety and I've never felt much from penetration but my boyfriends was what I'd assume is average and it was about right whereas I had one that just hurt like fuck
>>686701743
This guy gets it...sure some women can climax from penetration alone, but ALL women can climax from clit stimulation
>>686702102
Why do we live in a world where faggots pretend to be girls, does that shit get you off or something. It's the context of how you word your sentences too that cringes me.
>>686701711
Of course it doesn't, retard. I lied to you. It's the internet.
>>686702180
Okay, mate. I'm sure they're begging for you to slip your mudclaws inside them.
>>686702318
Oh, wow. Another non-virgin in the thread? Cheers.
>>686702328
tell me more about this context pls.
I could quite easily timestamp but I cba getting up quite yet. give me a minute
>>686702079
& if you must know, im a mechanic. Metal fabrication too, so i come home dirty as hell.
>>686702471
>Of course it doesn't, retard. I lied to you. It's the internet.
hehexD 3edgy5me
>>686702577
Guys type straight up and direct to the point.
And most girls type in a sarcastic har har manner with a lot of i's and dumb opinions
timestamp, and i kill myself
>>686701708
it doesn't even look like it's touching the sides I think you a liar
>>686702328
you're in a dick thread. why do you care about faggots, faggot.
don't know if that's legit but I see her post often enough
>>686702471
>I lied to you. it's the internet
wow dood how much pussy do you get with that line
>>686700898
For me I get more out of a dick pick if that dick belongs to my bf, but I will happily rate anons
I give yours a 10/10 very beautiful cock
Just barely doesn't fit.
Not gonna try this but I just want to say, i couldn't fit mine through the opening of a large gatorade bottle. It made me feel proud and then i went to bed.
>>686702829
bullshit. You actually think you can say that for everyone who posts.
I hate timestamping. You do it once and you get the cries of "That's shooped" when it fucking isn't and then the requests come.. and this isn't my thread I just wanted to chat
>>686702910
I gotta be real with you.
Belive it or not... that's not the line I use to pick up chicks.
You can have that one though. It's a freebie.
>>686703091
Fine by me.
>Bring in more dicks
>>686702984
yes I agree. I can appreciate that that one was very nice
>>686702102
>mfw this is the seconded time tonight I've been fooled by this faggot
I tried this when I was like 12 and it didn't work even then. My dick won't fit in anything it sucks
>>686703091
Way to stuck to your guns. I'm always shocked when people fall for /b/s peer pressure. If you say you're a girl I believe you cause who would lie on the internet
>>686694050
op just wants to see your dicks.
>>686703428
you haven't been fooled though have you. you're just being needlessly suspicious because of your autism
My dick fits in paper towel roll, get at me.
4.9inch by 6.5 inch if you have a good job and work out and look cute it does not matter. would girls be upset if i was thicker? no. but they are into it. as long as you don't have a micro penis and you aren't a loser you're fine in most circumstances. and the girls that ARE size queens are the kind of girls that get mad about stupid shit anyways and who wants that headache. game on everyone. work on yourself and then get that pussy.
>>686703517
constantly proving yourself is very boring so I get quite stubborn about it. Its a whole other thing to timestamp for camwhoring but I just thought I'd offer some opinion on dicks.
jesus christ
>>686703605
>because of your autism
>coming from the homosexual male pretending to be girls
>You did this same thing to me in the face rate thread....
>autism
>kill yourself
>>686703842
We can post more pics of our dicks if you want
>>686703788
WE HAVE A WINNER
Self conscious crybois, take notes. You can stop stressing about your cock size and hanging weights from your dick now.
>>686703582
>>686694050
Toilet paper rolls are all different sizes tho. Measured my roll and its 7 1/2 in circumference. Fuck all if im filling that shit.
Ive seen some as small as 4 inches so really its about just posting girth. And im happy with my 7.5x5.5
>>686703788
seriously there are three types of girls that care about size.
1: girls who are big and over 6 feet. this makes sense cause big woman big vagina.
2. fucking psycho bitches who talk on their phone constantly, taking selfies for EVERYTHING, probably get nails done, expect everything to be perfect for them, are obsessed with sushi and constantly are mad at other girls.
3. girls who fetishize big cocks as a dominance thing. this is fine but those girls wouldn't try to sleep with you anyways. those girls know what to look for and have their ear to the ground as to who has a big dick. those girls won't even try to fuck you unless they know you got a big dick first..
so basically you have nothing to worry about. if someone isn't into it, they're an annoying bitch
>>686704054
seriously. why try to fucking impress every single woman ever. caring about an average penis is like trying to date the most popular girl in highschool. you eventually find out she's a bitch, didn't leave her home town and is not pregnant 5 times over. all the while you could have found some cute kinky comicon girl that likes drinking beer or whatever you faggots go for.
>>686703985
if you actually care that much about someone posting online then yes I think you have the autism
>same bedroom as Im sure you can see
not showing face. im going to bed because i've been up all night
on another note I'm pretty sure no one even asked for a timestamp in the rate threads
>>686704318
1. isnt necessarily true, ive fucked a 6'1 chick and she was super tight, probably because she never gets the dick because 95% of guys were shorter than her and didnt try fucking her like they do to the rest.
>>686704294
What toilet paper roll is over 7 inches? Can you offer some proof of this monstrosity
>>686704822
i mean none of this is 100% accurate. there are like fucking 6 billion people on earth. it's just that most larger girls i know don't want to ride on top of a 5'7 skinny 140 pound hipster
Actual woman here,
Just so you guys know, there is nothing that makes my vagina want to crawl back inside me than dudes literally comparing dick sizes and yelling about who has the best dick. Guess what? I genuinely don't care as long as it isn't below 4 or larger than 6. You know why? Giant cocks hurt and aren't enjoyable. Most guys talk about wanting an 8 inch or bigger dick. But almost every girl I've known generally makes them only put their tip in. Better yet, the US national average is 5.5, so don't worry about it guys. If you need to prove how big your dick is, and constantly talk about it, it will turn off most women.
>>686704697
I volunteer my time to try and talk this kind of sense into /b/tards. I like to think that they will learn, but they don't.
>>686705036
truth
>>686705036
I agree with your point, but your vagina is already inside you so I think you might be confused.
>>686700082
Do you have a skin disease
>>686705036
>Actual woman here,
>>686705036
This is a girth thread not length thread and we would obviously never do this in front of womenergy or even with each other irl...except homosexuals maybe
>>686704842
Its some jumbo roll i bought at a supply store. Toilet paper there is like 80% off store brand shit.
>>686704812
He's still trying....
>>686705293
When a vagina gets wet it "opens up" when I get cold or have something turn me off it cliches tight.
>>686695122
more please.
>>686705525
some random mae happens to have the same deer statue or whatever as a random camwhore. seems bit far-fetched to me
calm down anon
I have an 8 inch dick and can fit it in my girl and slam her for a good 2 and a half minutes but she taps out because she says it starts to hurt her stomach, I never finish from intercourse but I love her nontheless. Having a big dick is cool sometimes but it's a whatever. I've been with 6 girls through out my life and 2 of them have had to stop, it's never awkward but it's not that fun having to worry if the size of my penis is going to make my partner uncomfortable.
This thread is full of faggots caring about random guy's dick.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK
"WHY AM I GIVING A FUCK ABOUT THESE GUYS DICK SIZES?"
After that you will finally realize that...you are gay.
>>686705950
you're here too bby ;)
>>686705922
First of all pics or it didn't happen secondly I believe you're smashing said girls cervix. I'm 7 inches and I too accomplish this feat.
Couldn't get very hard right now
Did I won? It's as far as it'll go.
>>686706234
>Did I won?
No, my friend. By posting this, you lost.
>>686706138
I'm gay tho
>>686706234
Yes now go have some sex with your amazingly average penis!
>>686705036
Femmanon here. 5 to 6.5 inches in length and 5 to 5.5 inches in girth is ideal. if i'm not super turned on something like 5.5 inches can hurt like a mother fucker. it's nice to be long enough to be able to ride ontop but not hit cervix and it's nice to be thick enough to make me feel full but not make me feel like it's going to take 10 minutes of lube and prep just to get you in. i want to have sex spontaneously. i want to pull a guy into a bathroom and fuck, can't do that with a coke can dick. get over yourselves. most of us are just concerned that you can get real hard.
>>686694050
Mines to thick
>>686705036
Grill here.
This is factual. Women aren't hungry for the biggest dick they can get, they want the biggest dick they can comfortably fit. Giant nigger dicks are only good for porn and giant vaginas. If you got an average dick there's an extremely good chance that it's fine for the average female. A little more girth than usual is ok, but if you're not fitting a toilet paper roll you need to be real careful how you fuck because that stretching sensation in a vagina only feels good to a point, then it feels painfully strained and you just want it to end quickly.
Same with length, stop worrying about how long you dick is, start worrying about how to fucking use it. I've been with guys who think having a giant dick is all they need, so they go in and fuck for however long, cum, then it's over. Then the guy with the 6 inch dick fucking wrecks it and knows all the good angles and strokes and where to put his hands. Looking at that giant dick will make me horny, but I'd rather fuck that smaller one that doesn't hurt and has a hint of goddamned talent.
>>686705036
tits or gtfo, literally nobody cares
take a vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338753
any average dick /b/ros notice that if you make a girl fuck you right away without foreplay it feels awesome? for some reason if i just spit on my dick and shove it in there it feels super tight and i get really hard, so when she does get wet and loosens up i'm like the incredible hulk. nothing is worse than sticking your dick into an overly wet pussy that is too relaxed. and you just kinda go like uhh
>>686706438
>average
I guess 7 inches is average now.
Like I said, couldn't get very hard anyways.
>>686706886
you're posting in a dick thread. I'm sure you care a bit. Unless you're only wanting male opinion which is okay too. it is 2016 after all
>>686707085
rekt.
>>686706962
you're not special. you're probably hurting the girl too
>>686695122
>>686700082
>>686700898
>>686707009
No roll, doesn't count
>>686707085
No, I'm only here because I like pictures of cocks
>>686706496
>>686706757
>>686707428
well thats good.
>>686695425
>Bro I'm not gay
>Bro I'm not gay
>Bro I'm not gay
>Bro I'm not gay
>Bro I'm not gay
>but you have a very suckable cock
>>686706962
You only go "uhh" if you don't know angles. You just going straight in and out, she's like "uhh". Go in at angles, find one that rubs the head of your dick against the walls of her pussy one way while your shaft is gliding up against the opening at the other. You'll her react differently and you'll struggle not to cum from the sensation. You young people, learn some technique! Just shoving it in there and pumping til you cum is glorified masturbation, learn to FUCK!
>>686706973
>I guess 7 inches is average now
How fragile is your ego? I can hear your lower lip quivering from here with that statement.
>>686707360
nah you gotta go slow inserting but once it's in you're golden.
>>686696750
lol im pretty sure thats one of the trial sizes
>>686707698
I've got a pretty decent ego, my dude.
>>686707665
Pro tip: pillow under her back. Best angles
>>686700898
Those balls are godly
>>686694251
Pics or didn't happen fag
>>686708353
Yes they are
>>686708233
lay her down horizontally on a couch and have one leg on the floor and angle her towards the outside of the couch when she's on her back. you can fuck forward and make any angle you want. couches are the best thing to fuck on ever. i fuck more on my couch than bed. it's also easy for girls to ride ontop of you on a couch for some reason
>>686708233
Exactly. It was my first move away from the "straight pump" and it was glorious. Once I learned angles, I thought I was some kind of sex god. Still do, kind of, probably because most women have never been with a man that's ever put in the effort to learn to fuck and then I come along and wreck it right. If more men gave a shit I might realize I'm no good at all, just thriving on mediocre talent in a pool of 0 or even - talent.
>>686708965
I used to love couch fucking, but since I matured and grown confident I like to fuck on the bed and just adjust my body to hit those spots. Grills generally prefer the bed, their role tends to be performed more comfortably.
>>686709417
my 32 year old girlfriend prefers the couch. we actually put one in the bedroom. we only use it for throwing clothes on and fucking heh
>>686709689
Whatever works, brother. I'm 36 and my wife's 33 yo chubby. I tend to do most of the work, but that's the way I like it. 17 years strong and we both cum every time, so somethings going right.
>>686710252
As long as you both leave satisfied that's all that matters and one day all you other low confidenice small weiner faggios will realize this
