Waifu claiming thread. >Nobodies making a thread edition
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Nobodies making a thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: You have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
what's poppin
I missed the bus
Fuck
I am here.
>Sleepy
Still here, not really, playing Katawa Shoujo.
>>686692827
>Katawa Shoujo
Which route?
>claim
>>686692292
Never had scotch, is it stronger than vodka?
>>686692811
Chiiiiii~
>>686692547
best girl lurking and playing plague inc
>will post funny name after claim
i have 5 waifus
did the thing again
>QueenAsuka
>>686692951
Rikka! What's up friend?
Still moving
>>686693032
It's just whyskey made in scotland
I don't remember the taste of vodka so I can't answer ya
>>686693032
>
Ji---
>>686693124
I don't know what, you're talking about, I'm not playing plague inc.
Milinda claim
>>686692989
Half off Megumin.
>>686692980
Just finished up the Emi route, now doing Hanako's. I plan on doing all routes.
>>686692547
Anne Frank claimed.
New tires handle like a dream, holy shit! Even riding home with the two old tires around my waist I could feel the DRASTIC increase in handling!
Claimed
>>686693297
This is going to sound silly but, the vodka I had tasted like that robbing alcohol you use on wounds, even smells like it
>>686693340
How are ya friend?
>>686692951
nice moves
>>686692989
megumin
>>686693125
only 5?
>>686693203
you win by losing?
>>686692040
Ah, ok cool. Yeah they're in all 3 of the games. Not sure about Bloodborne though.
>>686692951
O shit it's dat dabber. What's up man?
>Best idol claimed
7391 Rape video of the girl was leaked :)
(16 year old which was raped by 30 people and her boyfriend)
Link 1:
https://a.cocaine.ninja/pxfnnc.zip
Link2:
(Mirror)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/y3u4gg4hhi7bj0c/DUMP.zip?dl=1
Pass is included inside the zip.
Hail me for finding it.
>>686693458
>Emi route best route
She was a natural completion for me on my first run.
>>686693573
Doing good, you?
>Vodka
Sounds like a fun time.
>>686693717
>Forgetting images.
>>686690373
Yup. No internet in the forest.
>>686690088
I was only gone two days...
>>686693297
Hey hey! We have yet to start packing still waiting on the ok from the complex we are trying to move to, but today I was working easy so no thing to complain about here! What is going on with youuu?
>>686693203
Ohhhhh good job your majesty!
>>686693590
Thanks man, got any yourself??
>>686693595
Nothing much softie just returned from another day of work, what about you?
>>686693717
I didn't choose the Emi route, the Emi route chose me. But I'm glad it did.
>>686693595
Bloodborne has 1 katana
Basically 1 weapon to cover a catagory
>>686693717
>>686693781
Im such a rookie when it comes to drinking
>Drinked half a glass of vodka instead of a shot
You expected a different claim
But it was me, Akiko-anon
>>686693573
>hi yuno
>>686693456
I was so close yet so far ;-;
>>686693573
Honestly, I'm not even surprised kek
I remember it tasting super strong
Never gonna drink it again tho
>>686693590
>REEEEEEEE
Konata
>>686693900
At least you got dubs~
Are you enjoying it at least?
>>686693913
That's nice!
I'm actually drunk right now, was playing a drinking game with anons here
>>686692951
Hello frenemy
>>686693510
I bet
>>686693590
Someone replied and they said that dark souls is medieval fantasy while bloodborne is gothic/cthulhu fantasy
>>686693972
Same.
Rin was the hardest one for me to do, I had to look up a guide.
>>686694084
I don't even drink, but when I've had a bit, I can feel it. It's nice and warm, a bit fuzzy.
I probably couldn't handle drinking alot.
>>686694225
So close to what my clearance aisle friend? Kek
>>686693913
check this out
>>686694292
ive never played either :o
>>686694225
take a shot for everytime someone calls u megumin
>>686693590
co op
I played support
>>686693913
<LOYALSUBJECT3
I DO IT ALL FOR YOU
>>686692547
This bitch is mine
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>686694220
Privet
>>686694225
Its the only thing I have around the house to drink, that and jack daniels but its my father's.. I dont wanna be THAT son that drinks all his stuff
>>686694352
I can hold my own, my families are quite the drinker.. well.. just the males
>>686693456
Hey Milinda, how's it feel to be home again?
>>686693913
Same ol same ol huh? Nothing new here, got some vidya going.
>>686694084
Now this guy knows what's up. Can you answer the question of how Dark Souls and Bloorborne are different?
>>686694799
I like it, I just don't do it much
>I also don't like beer.
>>686692770
>I missed the bus
I missed you.
>>686694451
Same!
>>686694399
>clearance aisle friend
REEEEEEE
>nice dubs friend
Honestly, I don't know kek
>>686694451
You want to kill me? ;-;
>challenge accepted
>because I want to die
>>686694799
Kek
Wanna join me in my drunkenness?
>>686694973
To put it in basic terms
Dark souls = medievalish fantasy
Bloodborne = Gothicish/Lovecraftian fantasy
>>686695033
I feel ya, beer is too.. bitter for me, I'll drink happily when I get my hands on fireball whiskey
>>686695203
Afraid I cannot, I'm helping my grandmother clean up this office tomorrow morning, she'll beat my ass if she finds out I drink
>>686695112
>Heart = Melted
>
>>686694225
Haha what game were you playing??
>>686694451
Ohhhh damn those are some good moves man!
>>686694591
F..for me? Shouldnt I be the one doing things for you??
>>686694973
Yeah sadly nothing super amazing happens in my life to talk about. kek. I wanna get a new figure but idk what to get
>>686694292
Hello there frenemy!
>>686694225
What? Camping? No. I came home because i was sick.
>>686694799
cyka blyat cheeki breeki
anoo
>>686695203
clearance section megoombin
>>686695328
>those thigh highs
>>686692770
Your waifu ruined the love life of her brother. Nice job
>>686693480
I applaud you. That is all
>>686694973
So fucking awesome! I feel great!
>>686695203
Kek like that one?
How are you?
>>686695126
this is great
>>686695203
megumin
>>686695205
Never had fireball, the only "Hard" stuff I've had is vodka, Jack, and Jager.
>>686695313
>Melting hearts is bad.
>>686695563
>Thighs
Jesus christ
>>686695734
omg man, fireball is the fucking bomb
Dosent even taste like alcohol, I drinked like 6 shots because of it
>>686695702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3nJVdxL4l0
What up bitches?
Who started the rumor I was dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMNOlYcpHg
>>686695290
It's alright!
My grandma always knows that I drank even if I didn't talk to her for a while kek
>>686695328
Was playing some Overwatch with Akiko, britfag maki, and Noire~
>>686695490
Ah well, welcome back to the internet
>>686695563
>thighs
Love you too <3
How's your night going?
>>686695621
I'm great! Got some tortilla chips and salsa right now~
>>686695888
>Thighs?
I heard it was good, I need to get someone to buy me some. I'm underage. :/
>slightly drunk claim
>>686696157
No, the real rumor was that you were jailed. What's up?
>>686696157
Haven't seen you in ages.
How have you been?
Jail fun?
Claiming
NOTICE ME
>>686696012
:o oh baby i'm a sucker for tremolo playing :3
>>686696441
u
>>686696261
Glad to be back. I like you internet people more than most 3d people anyway.
>>686695563
Squirrel?
I feel like i looked at the wrong thing
>>686696296
>slightly drunk
My nigga
>>686696441
>Noticed
What's up?
>>686695563
wew lad
>>686696261
Sounds good! Im buying Overwatch for pc tonight.
>>686696261
My grandmother thinks Im still her little boy, she'll freak the hell out if she discovered Im drinking EVEN THOUGH Im legal age
>>686696283
>Shows thighs
>Underage
....Oh boy.. its gonna be one of THOSE moments hm?
>>686696441
>Noticed
>>686696157
whoa!!! you're back!!
>>686696729
Hanako here
>dressed in suit and tie
>>686696720
Wouldn't be the first time!
>Ahahaha
>ha
>hmm
>>686696441
Witnessed!
>Did I do it?
>>686695563
>Another one of my favorite things
>>686696261
God I have barely played OW sense I got it I thought I would be all over it but I just put it aside
>>686695205
I'll take that answer. Even though I've played Bloodborne a tiny bit, DS seems better. Even if it's 2legit4me.
>>686695328
Same, very average. Is it one of Rikka or someone else?
>>686695621
Wonderful man! Nothing like your own house. Now stay there please, no more hospitals.
>>686696157
I thought the rumor was you fell in the toilet.
>>686696834
you got a date?
>>686696834
What's the special occasion?
>>686696834
Hey Hanako!
>>686696897
I will try. Just for you <3
>>686695328
we do what we must when we must
Play of the game Genji ultra kill
I can be pretty good when these other scrubs aren't dragging me down
>>686696852
Them thighs tho... top it all of with thigh-highs, you're killing me
>>686696897
Bloodborne gets pretty lovecraftian later on.. no cthuluhu tho
>>686696570
Same, I don't remember since when I didn'yt like people
I don't hate them tho
>>686696712
I thought you bought it yesterday..
>>686696720
Kek same
Her youngest son smokes weed everyday at her son, she doesn't give a fuck
I drink a little, she freaks out :/
>>686696834
Hey qt!
Why are you dressed that way?
>>686696854
Gotta play it with friends!
>>686697128
Fuck you <3
>>686697181
Another reason why Mizore is best waifu.
>Them legs.
>>686695313
>I promise.
>>686696989
HAHAHAHAHA!
>I wish
>>686697028
>>686697201
Something important my brother's attending
>I couldn't give less of a shit
>>686697201
I know! All her other grandkids do bad shit, she dosent bat an eye but if I do something, she will LOSE her mind! LMFAO
>>686697314
Hmmm too bad I am limit to one waifu
>>686695888
>what about them?
>>686696261
everyone looking at my thighs
its making me self concious
my night is going ok!
how bout yours?
>>686696570
the squirrel is SHO CAYOOT THO
>>686696712
wew
>pops collar
>>686696854
you mean these?
Going to hibernate and catch up the Z's I couldn't get in the last few days, good night and stay awesome.
>>686696547
Glad you're liking it as well. They have 3 free albums on bandcamp, didn't get to 'One' yet but the other 2 were great.
https://wearrivealive.bandcamp.com/album/walls
>>686697521
You're killing me
>>686697537
Sleep well homu!
>>686697322
>
>>686697537
sleep tight and thanks for sharing :o
>konata
>>686695587
Wut? Did I miss a Madoka in the thread? Posting a MadoHomu before I go to sleep I guess.
>>686697662
>>686697728
Thanks and no worries.
>>686697201
I was going to. I didn't though. Gonna do it now.
>>686697521
Those are some mighty fine thighs you have there...
>
>>686696834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsUsVbTj2AY
>>686697079
Thanks princess <3
So what are you doing?
>>686697181
Aww I wanted to cut off his tentacles.
>>686697537
Sleep tight.
>>686697537
good night homu!!! sleep great!!! and see ya tomorrow!!!
>>686697777
4 7s
>konata
I'm just going to drop the reminder then go get shit gaced again for the 20th night in a row because I don't know what moderation is.
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
Have a great night everyone
>>686697486
Better than doing nothing. Also, the more I'm playing through Hanako's route on Katawa Shoujo, the more I deeply respect your choice of waifu.
>>686697777
Checked. Sleep with dreams of you and your waifu.
>>686696897
Well there is one Rikka one I do not have but I want but I also wanna finish the K-On set I have as well
>>686697084
Yes maam!
>>686697201
I suppose so when my friends are on I should ask them to play, I feeel bad cuz its super good I just dont play it ever
>>686697521
Y..yeah I love those socks
>>686697519
Your waifu doesn't have to know
>More thighs.
>>686697777
>7 quad
Oooo wee baby checked
>>686697812
Blame miyazaki for being a hack and not putting the most important part of lovecraft
>>686697777
>Checked.
>>686697812
Your welcome my Idol <3
Im about to buy Overwatch for pc. Im also gonna play Snow. Wish I had more friends to play it with.
![[]D [] []V[] []D.png](https://i.imgur.com/eopA2CY.jpg "[]D [] []V[] []D.png")
>>686696330
>>686696395
>>686696749
>Jail
A more accurate assumption than me being dead.
>>686696897
Oh... ah-hahah, we have a fucking comedian over here. Spare me.
Faggots.
>all this talk about legs
>not including me
>what is this blasphemy
We'll bang, ok?
>>686697969
Na nigga.. my waifu knows all and sees all that I do
>>686696547
>>686696668
>>686696852
Thanks for noticing me
Heres a (you)
>>686696720
How are you shipmate
Im building a new pc
Will share part list if anyone is interested
>>686697537
Goodnight Homu.
>>686697883
Don't get too wasted Marie.
I finished a painting.
>>686698094
where have you been???
>>686695328
How are you my dude?
>>686695112
>>686695313
>
>>686695702
;_;
>>686695888
>>686696283
>
>>686696441
I am here sensei! I also made my build. It's $905 with 340W. Intel cpu and MoBo. Everything is compatible
>>686697486
I know that feeling friend
Sucks to be stuck at an event :/
Other than that, hope you're doing alright!!
>>686697519
I hate that to be honest
Like sometimes, I just want to yell "go ground your other ducked up kids" kek
>>686697521
They're just that good!
Glad you night is great. Mine is also great!
>>686697806
Alright~
>>686697537
Goodnight!
>>686697923
Don't give a flying fuck friend
Just play with them, you'll have great time, trust me <3
>>686698119
>thighs
>great ones too
>>686698175
Thank (you) friend, how are ya?
>>686698261
SHOW ME!!
>moka
>>686698094
>Assumption
Well I do recall last time seeing you several months ago you mentioning jail or something regarding jail time.
>>686697521
Hey honey
>I like your thighs
>>686698007
Hello D. Va
>>686698188
That's wonderful! Good job mate.
>>686698175
Oh shit, I forgot we were shipped
>>686698261
Jesus Shinoa make up your mind, who am I shipped with, Moka, Mizore or Hotaru?
Make me look like a bloody manwhore
>>686698375
Yeah.. but what we gon do?
>>686698405
Lol fuck I gotta make an account lol. Gimme a moment
>>686698261
why do i still do this?
>>686698261
You finally made your build!? :o
>>686698527
Nothing, because if we do something about it, we're gonna get yelled at
>>686698609
For what just use the link
>moka
>>686698165
Kek. Is this Juri
>>686697201
Ehh i just say that in jest. I usually get along with people just fine. Just prefer not to as that requires effort. lol
>>686697521
It is!
But i'm rather curious why it exists. Also
>its make me self conscious
>more thighs
Uh huh
>>686698522
It certainly is wonderful. There's the sense of relief and being able to breathe again. Now I can focus on getting my studio and apartment back in order.
well i'm done with plague inc
>onto ARK
>>686698689
Exactly! I love my grandma too much to fight back so I'll just be the good boy and get chicken nuggies
>>686698777
>Holy trip checked
no one can´t love her
>>686697883
Likewsie, don't die.
>>686697923
>K-On set
Ayy I'd go for that man. Although which one cost less is important too.
>>686698016
Goddamn it. Was there ever news for a sequel?
>>686698082
Shoot that reminds me I have to get it.
>Snow
Never heard of that.
>>686698094
:^)
Where have you been though?
>>686698226
>>686698431
Whoa, we got Mary Russell over here.
I neither confirm nor deny any of it.
Deduct that.
do monster count?
>>686697662
>
>>686697806
Too bad no one can see milindas thighs in that uniform
>ship girls confirmed best uniform
>>686697923
>these socks?
>>686698375
>just that good
theres a reason Nagato is part of the big 7 ;D
>>686698522
>i like you
also add me on discord i sent you a request thingy
>>686698777
trips confirm im posting more thighs
>>686699001
it's over 9000!!!!11!!1! XDDDDDDDDD
>>686698141
No she doesn't, not all the time.
>Ok maybe a little.
>>686698527
>Harems never work
>>686698777
>Checked rattle
>>686698867
My grandma still thinks I'm christian, I'd rather not worry her with spiritual beliefs.
No one can say no to Saika
>>686699326
You are literally no one.
>>686699271
no to Saika
easy
>>686699001
Apparently Dark souls 3 is the last ever soulsborne type game they are making.
Its like they dont want money anymore
>>686699120
Fucking hell the combo is too much
>Mini skirt
>thigh highs
>have dem thighs
Jesus H christ
>>686699208
Oh I got a harem, fuck what anyone thinks tho Yuno is my prime waifu I go with a good 95% of the time
>My grandma still thinks I'm christian, I'd rather not worry her with spiritual beliefs.
Wew lad, Im catholic but I dont really take it too serious, like enough to get up early to go to church
>>686699271
>yoaifu
>>686698527
>pimp
>>686698658
You're bored?
>>686698689
Yup! I sent one to you too
>>686699110
We have one already
>>686699395
cool
>>686699001
Yeah you do! I bought a mic and online so we can play!
>Never heard of that.
Its a pc game. Snowboard/Skiing simulator. Super chill. Its really fun with friends.
>>686699120
Yeah. Maybe this is more like what you are looking for?
>
>ship girls do have awesome uniforms.
>>686698261
I am alright fremeny just moving stuff around and working more at the moment buying a figure what about you mang?
>>686698375
Alright haha you do know best, I shall do just that
>>686699001
uhhh the k-pon one is ritsu with the drums so its like 40 while the rikka fig is only 20 bucks. gosh its been a while sense I bought a fig
>>686699120
Yeah man!
>Oh god its too good
Boy. Trips sure do make me popular today.
>>686699120
Sounds fair
>>686698527
Shhh dont worry about it
>>686698777
>trips
Yeah, it requires effort
Especially maintaining a relationship with someone
>>686698867
>chicken nuggies
That's what yours feed ya with?
Mine feed me with homemade donuts kek
>>686699120
Why must you remind me of that fact? ;-;
>>686699483
Just got it!
>>686699517
Nice butt ;^)
>>686699457
It's not. Just the last in the dark souls series. Im sure bloodborne will be back. And I know they want to re visit demons souls
>>686699457
>Nosebleed combo incoming!
Yeah I only go to church with her, when I'm home I don't go.
>>686699483
i am pretty bored. what did u build, legos?
heres my yaoifu
Bird is in
>>686699669
Nice repeating 6's and 9's anon.
>>686699457
>>686699759
>Skirts and thighs
I might get some sculpey tomorrow to start carving Venuses again. I'll have to also get a cookie sheet though so I can bake them.
>>686699638
It's not so bad. I like being around people i like. (derp)
It's getting along with people i don't really like or have anything in common with that's tiresome.
>>686699759
Nice.
>>686700223
>>686700223
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