Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Butts edition
Claimed
>>686699483
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A PIMP, ONE SHIP IS BAD ENOUGH
>>686699630
Dont fucking bite me...
>>686699638
Oh not even just that, mine makes the godliest homemade tamales!
>>686699669
>demon's souls remaster
YES PLS FUCKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLS I'LL FUCKING BUY INFINITE WARFARE FOR THAT
>They fucking better not stop making soulsborne
>>686699759
>Skirt
>Thigh hight
>That strap on thighs for extra lewd
>Stripped pantsu
Stahp STAHP THE URGE TO FAP RISES
>>686699965
OH FOR FUCK SAKES
Mysterious, totally unexpected claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
>>686700223
kagami claimed
>back edition
This is as butt as I get. Keep your waifu PURE!
>>686699150
Well meme'd friend.
>>686699457
>last ever soulsborne
U wot m8y? Not even that big of a fan and that's disappointing.
>>686699517
There won't be a deal going on like with MGS so I'll have to hunker down and get it. It'll be worth it though~
>Snowboarding
Oooh that does sound chill. Is it wacky like SSX or more down to earth?
>Wew lad
>>686699571
That's a good difference man. Eh whichever is more available I guess. Kek, never bought one before.
>Best idol claimed
Milinda claim
>>686699638
Thanks qt
>>686700223
Butts you say?
>
I'm debating, do I push my tires tonight or do I play it safe and try to break them in first?
>Butts edition
Ayyy my shining moment!
Rikka claimed
>>686700223
Dont have a butts. Have a panty shot.
>>686700480
Miyazaki is a fucking hack
I hope thats just some epic ruse to stop the complaing that souls is being the new "cod yearly release" EVEN THO ITS NOT LITERALLY EVERY YEAR
>>686700568
>whoop whoop whoop whoop
>>686700223
>Butts?
>>686700391
>More thighs and butts.
>>686700223
Claimed
My fucking telegram app got baleeted and now telegram won't download
>>686700480
Yeah!
>We still have to play MGS too...
Its more of a realistic take. Has a absolutely massive mountain for free roam. And its free to play. Its a great chill game.
>You like?
>hiding butt edition
>>686700250
> i don't really like or have anything in common with that's tiresome.
Welcome to my world :/
>>686700391
>mine makes the godliest homemade tamales!
You motherfucker!
I'm so fucking jealous..
>>686700568
Nice butt ;^)
>>686700856
>>686700859
>>686700789
>>686700629
>>686700568
>>686700481
>>686700223
Maintain purity of your waifu!
>>686700789
Mercy! This threads gonna fucking kill me!
>>686700859
Times like these, feels gud to be mexican~
Generic QoTT: What's everybody's go to feels song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rskKhBFZlE
Kyouko claimed.
>>686701032
>Woops, I slipped.
>>686701047
>No mercy!
>>686701123
I don't listen to a lot of feel music, but this song is pretty sad i guess ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZSO4M_-5c
>>686701123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoXLKgX0MgU
>>686701178
I swear I cant go ONE day without wanking..
>>686701032
Define purity?
Showin' a little butt isn't so bad.
As long as there's clothes on it.
>>686701032
Im sorry Shiro! It was just once! Milinda is still pure! No full lewds I promise!
>>686701123
I really don't have a feels song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1tZ8YxzNCU
I like this though.
>>686700480
>Never bought one before
I am sure they have some of your waifu! Just buy one I got addicted and bought like 3 my first time
>>686700737
Back up dat ass too fat!
>>686700859
Thanks mate you too!
>>686701032
Hey mine isnt even that bad shes but backing it up!
>>686701123
Its my favorite song as well so 2 in one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4spkVX8z-vs
>>686699457
>y....you mean this combo?
>>686699517
much better milinda
much better
>>686699571
>too good?
hows this?
>>686699603
>
>>686699638
>remind you
its fine, you havn't gotten a remodel yet
sorry its hard to post and play WoWs at the same time
>>686701032
I'm sorry...
>>686701047
At least mine does some great meat pie~
>>686701123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQu8FOjJXdI
>>686701032
Still havent gone more than 1.5 lewd.
>>686701123
Sacrificed Sons - Dream Theater
https://youtu.be/3nBpLzNwkZw
>>686701474
STAHP
>>686701365
>Legs
>>686701123
I have a feels album. I just go listen to the entirety of The Black Parade if I'm not feeling up to par.
>>686701570
>pic
>>686701474
>>686701571
I SECOND THIS we getting too good now!
>Panic Rikka
>>686701474
I think your skirt might be slightly too short to hide anything.
>>686701627
>legs
>>686701032
Oh, sorry office. May I see your badge?
>>686700391
Kek
>>686699804
Geek/nerd legos
:^)
>>686701557
Not better than tamales~
>>686701627
>>686701687
GUYS STAGHP IM ONLY ONE GUY, I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH
>>686700568
>>686700737
Pull ovah dat ass too fat.
>>686700687
Kek, what if it's a new series?
>>686700855
Kek, yeah we still do. It's probably still a nice game but ubertricks spiced things up. Ayy free makes everything better.
>Of course princess, but let's not get to saucy~
>>686701123
>inb4 edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao2BGrrnbpI
>>686701470
Kek, you dove right in. Yeah I've seen a few but never thought about it. That may change.
>>686701809
>>686701687
>Stopping is a bad idea.
>>686701762
Good legs.
>>686701470
Thanks lad!
>>686701474
Have fun with WoWs~
>>686701809
C'MON MAN
lemme have something to make me happy...
>>686701779
Uh yes sir, you may see my badge, as pictured here.
>
>Officer Shiro
>>686701571
>what about Nyanagato?
>>686701687
>getting too good
>posting the rikka butt bounce
>>686701758
No such thing as too small of a skirt
>>686701966
I have been, battleships are fun if you play them right
Time to sleep for me.
Have a good time everyone.
>>686702220
nighty night coco
>konata
super cute.. wana maryry
>>686701948
If it plays like souls, fine
>>686701962
Sigh.. guess its time to wank..
>>686701966Oh finee
>>686702186
NO
>>686702220
Sleep well kyouko
>>686702186
Well if you say so. You're probably the authority on the subject.
Can't say i wear skirts all too often.
>>686701948
Ohhhh go for it! I should totally get one of your girl she is adorable I bet there are some good ones
>>686701962
>Stopping is bad
You are right just keep going I cant take it
>>686701966
No problem friend! Oh shit qt in a kimono!
>>686702186
Hey hey hey in my defense your pics are way better then that gif
>>686701272
hmmmm, i don't know if it's sad, but it reminds me of pinkly smooth!!!
>>686701365
a classic!!! that song is pretty good at cheering me up!
>>686701413
i've never liked much rap but i can listen to a lot of eminem!!!
>>686701470
nice!!! weezer's a great band!!!! pork 'n beans is a fun song to play on guitar!!!
>>686701948
naaawww that's not edgy, i know a lot edgier songs than that!!
>>686700223
>claimed
>>686701474
wew lad
Its getting hot in here...
>
>>686701948
You can still do some ridiculous tricks. I just landed a quad front flip tail grab... kek
>I think we can do that.
>Looks like you are getting in on this too ;)
>
>>686702186
>goddamn, these thighs are getting too good
Yeah, battleships are a ton of fun when you play them correctly!
>>686702220
Goodnight~
>>686702393
Thanks~
>>686702448
>kimono
>
>>686702529
>wew lad
>>686702460
Mah nigga, yeah it does the trick when Im having the feels
>>686702460
lyrics are sad ;-; and i have pinkys 2 of them :O
>>686702529
PURITY! I WILL NOW PURIFY YOU!
>>686700391
Just give in and fap already
Get a life you fucking losers.
You are the epitome of low life. Imaginary, animated, "wives"? Jesus christ. Go get a job and clean up your room you pedophiles
Stop this instant!
>>686702603
>legs are getting too good
they have to be top tier
>big 7
>>686702448
>pics better than the gif
pfff that gif is a classic
>>686702414
I am now the leg authority, i take this whole heartedly.
>>686702393
MORE.
>>686701123
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlmk7xjsvZU
>>686702758
AS IF I HAVE A CHOICE
Ugh now Im gonna be more awake afterwords..
>>686702845
>>pedophiles
>nice loli
friendly reminder ~
>>686702892
>>big 7
oh...
>
im sorry, i skipped you guys....fuck im tired lol
>>686701557
i love the music video for that song!!!
>>686701570
>dream theater
all of the yes, good taste anon!!!
>>686702845
not to mention, you guys speak some sort of odd, action-based, sequential, imaginary dialogue. It's really fucked up and weird. It shows how your brain is starting to stop functioning normally from lack of social exposure.
>>686702013
Oh shit, cyber police.
>>686702892
W-wh-wha-what?
>>686700223
This bitch is into anime play, she's mine
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686702485
Hahah I get it all these fuckin shity Chinese cartoons
>>686702892
Sigh... brb gotta fucking wank thanks you niggers being too lewd
Obligatory claim.
>>686702851
infant*
>>686702909
/mu/gee
>>686702964
pic
>>686702689
konata.....you're funny lol
>>686702220
Sleep tight.
>>686702393
It's a FPS :^)
>>686702460
Thanks for the reassurance. Was never into the goth/emo scene but the music is great.
>>686702448
Aww aren't you flattering. Yeah I've seen a few on J-List and other sites. I'll add it to the list of shit I need to buy.
>>686702529
Now that sounds badass, want to see someone do that in real life though kek.
>I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>686702851
I'm a gud boi, dindu nuffin.
>>686702892
The leg authority? Sounds like the best kind of police.
>>686703212
nice
>>686702953
Nah you gotta nut so hard you immediately pass out
>>686703185
Shit, that's only the tip of the iceberg, calm down there buddy. Ever hear of foreplay?
>>686702964
already got 15 mousepads this way
5 for work
mandatory cc claim
WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL UP???
>>686703189
Yo dude, what's going on? Sleep well?
>>686703189
Hand.
>>686702851
Where's Spike when you need him!?
>>686703087
Thought you ignored it kek
>>686703185
Have a good wank you weakling~
>>686703189
Heya handsome
>>686702845
>>686703136
>>686702909
>scars on broadway
mugi confirmed for good taste, i think my favorite song from them is universe
>>686703221
thanks love <3
>>686703320
as ice
>>686702689
well what do you know?
>pic
>>686702460
Would love to play it on Bass!
>>686702603
Oh come on you just got everything dont you
>>686702892
>its a classic
Yeeaaaah and I love it I just rarely use it.
Boobs are best
>>686703232
J list is pretty good I have yet to buy anything off a site where I have to convert currency. I aint down for that shit but J list and amazon are a nice start. I usually buy my rare figs at Cons
>>686703212
that's me
>>686703371
Ive foreplayed plenty of times with my ex, only to pushed off so she can climax in the toilet..
>>686703441
Piece of shit.. SHIT, havent had a wank in days and then ya decided to go lewd!
>>686703395
Yeah man, had some good sleep today. Got my hair cut and such. Just got banned from Omegle so my night's shaping up nicely.
How are you?
>>686703418
Milk.
>pets
>>686703441
Heyo, beautiful. How are ya?
>>686703387
you cheeky anon
>>686703549
w-what
>>686702603
wew indeed...
>>686702756
B-But I haven't done anything wrong!
>>686703232
kinda like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WzxpuHSYKY
>Take a look at what your doing in that pic there Maki... Its okay to admit it.
>>686703441
naawww lol, i wouldn't do that....that's mean!
just sleepy!!
>>686703549
is this an impostor konata????
>>686703508
I like all these plus Whoring Streets and They Say
>>686703684
All this lewd you're posting, you do need it.
>>686703671
what?
>>686703754
nope :o
>>686703575
that's (you)
hey you atheist scumbags if god doesn't exist then how has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to look more like?
>>686703593
Shhh... it alright bb... I maek u feel gud ;)
>>686703028
>pat
if you work hard enough you'll get there too
>>686703149
What what?
>in the butt
>>686703185
how lewd.
>>686703238
absolutely the best police, you can be my deputy.
I'll be the head of leg police
>>686703553
>boobs are best
oh i have those too
>41CM twin cannons
>>686703553
A very limited amount of everything~
>but no gif like you do
>>686703593
I'm on my way to 2 weeks!
>>686703629
I'm great since I'm drunk!
>sobering up tho
What about you?
>>686703684
>wew lad effect gone
>>686703754
Go to sleep already~
>>686703912
>hey you atheist scumbags if god doesn't exist then how has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to look more like?
>>686703811
are they making any new albums??? because i think soad is done pretty much right?
>>686703882
oh!! i was confused lol, anyways....you're welcome <3
>>686703912
atheist actually believe nothing and then bazinga happen out nowhere, top kek!
>>686703629
Nice!
How short did you get your hair?
I'm trying to regrow mine, longest I've had it is just at the top of my shoulders.
>banned from Omegle
Kek, how did you manage that?
That's awesome if you are having a good night!
I'm good, just lazing around on a Sunday, I missed the bus into town, but it means I get to spend more time with him
>>686703986
Hnnng... I've been gone for too long... I need to get to work.
>>686703986
Deputy Legs? Deal.
claim back again
>>686703882
yes?
>>686703986
One day ;~;
>>686703629
Best pats.
>>686704019
i can't now!!! im trying to find music for someone...and i can't go to sleep until i do
>>686703852
Okay i'm sorry. I will stop. Do you forgive me
>
>>686704019
Yeah... Sorry Discount Megumin. Some people didn't like it... kek
>>686703912
Yes
>>686704067
I'm pretty sure Scars on Broadway is done for now but there's been rumors of talk of a new soad album
>>686704253
Moo~~
>>686704072
BAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGABAZINGA
>>686704042
>not getting it
>>686703212
Oh you
>>686703232
I believe you
>>686703421
He's the hero we need
>>686704335
Fine, I forgive you, too busy with Katawa Shoujo anyways to honestly care.
>>686703912
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.
>>686703912
I'm a hand.
>>686704019
Drunk, eh? Sounds like a fun night, hope it's all in good fun.
>>686704114
I got it short/medium? Something like that, fella who did my hair was pretty flamboyant so that was fun.
Top of your shoulders? I've had mine a bit past that when I was growing it out. Best of luck to ya, that stuff's tough to manage.
Kek, all I was doing was treating everyone I ran into on vid chat like complete and utter trash, no idea why the mods would ban that.
Likewise, friend. Hope the rest of your Sunday goes smoothly.
More time with Ruri is great, yeah. Can't complain about that.
>>686704253
Best cow if there were more in the thread (stealing your compliments).
I'm Making /b Great Again
>>686703553
>Cons
Bet those are pricey as hell. Never been to a con either. There's a lot of stuff I haven't done kek.
>>686703684
Weeew lad, that's sick. Vertigo inducing, but sick.
>Its okay to admit it
>Easier said than done~
>>686703811
>10%
RIP
>>686704453
Thanks famatron.
>>686703986
God damn, built with everything you need!
>>686704019
>No gif
Lets make you a gif then!
>>686704335
13 more minutes~
Damn dog of mine won't let me wank, fucker kept scratching my door ONLY TO STAND THERE AND SCTACH HIS ARSE
>>686703185
no u
>>686704663
BUT JEJUS
Anyways, how are you today?
>>686704359
No.
>>686704544
BUT GOD
Subaru Konoe claimed
>>686704406
Moo~~
Icecream
>>686704323
Good luck in your quest, friend
>>686704335
>Discount Megumin
REEEEEEEEEEEE
No need to apologize, friend
>>686704663
Yeah, it was while it lasted
>>686704746
How?! :o
>>686704874
He wants to help ;^)
>Maki
>>686704176
>need to get back to work
psshh says who?
>>686704183
Deputy legs, i here by give you the authority to judge other anons based souly off of their waifus legs
>also you can demand leg pics
>>686704224
one day
>pat pat
just wait till your remodel, you'll feel better!
>>686704746
>built with everything you need
absolutely
>nagato isn't a secretary and a flagship for no reason
