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i hear it all the time but... how many of you are actual kissless

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i hear it all the time but...
how many of you are actual kissless virgins?
it kinda bums me out.
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me, 21.
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>>686671143
Hey, stop posting pics of my cock.
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>>686671143
There's some really ugly motherfuckers here OP don't be surprised
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>>686671143
27 and a half here.
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>>686671143
20 here, and I'm a kissless virgin.
Atleast I'm not hugless.
(please fucking kill me)
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Virgin here, but not kissless. I just peaked really early tbh
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>>686671284
what have you tried
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25.

Feels bad man. May aswell become a monk.
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>>686671448
100% the same.
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31 here
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>>686671607
>>686671581
>>686671427
what is your biggest letdown?
weight? face? ect
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>>686671143
Me almost 19
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>>686671604

what do you mean?
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What's even more depressing is getting into a relationship, moving in with her, then finding out that you actually would rather be alone because she's always got her nose in your ass about your business.

>my life.
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>>686671143
not me, i just suppress my inner autism and walk among the normies
here is where i let it out
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>>686671964
have you tried at all to get laid.
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>>686671143
18, kissless virgin. Only held hands with a girl in the 6th grade. I have had multiple opportunities but I am too self conscious and lack confidence.
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>>686672054
i know that feel- leave her kek
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>>686672120

no, dont even talk to girls i know in person except a couple of work colleagues every so often.
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Thought I would be forever, lost my virginity to a prostitute in amsterdam at 17, got confident, had lots of sex after
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>>686672198
why do you lack self confidence?
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>>686672056
This is not you.
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>>686671143
>tfw I can walk up to random girls and kiss them within 5 mins

It's not as fun as it seems tbh
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>>686672258
do you think its just a thing you need to sack up and commit to once and then its easier?
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>>686671143

I am, coming up on 22 too.
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im 23 and have a GF which loves me since i was 18. i was a virgin, she wasnt. like, at all.

we did everything that can be done within 2 people except scat, torture and pegging. even raped her against her will a few times but shes cool with it.

thing is, she'd cut off my head off with a rusty chainsaw if i cheated on her. she would never cheat on me.

i somehow feel as if im missing out on all of the different women to fuck on this planet.

somehow kills off my enthusiasm. i imagine having kids one day and my son will ask me some shit about girls and i'll just have to tell him "sorry, i've been with your mum for 40 years, ask her about how to get a one night stand"
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>>686672213
No. It allows me to save money quicker for a better PC.
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>>686672485
are you a /fat/
where from?
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>>686672056 tits
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>>686672317
Ties in with the self consciousness. I am not ugly or anything. 6'4, blonde, blue eyed, 205 lbs athlete and I lift. I've had girls, both nice and slutty, approach me but I don't like to get close to people. I am just scared of change. It's basically a mental thing.
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40 years old next month

never even held a girls hand
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>>686672360
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>>686672532
those are normal concerns. and when your getting all that pussy in the world you will miss the commitment lolo0l
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>>686671143
29 here, almost a wizard!
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me. 16
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>tfw I'm 37 and have probably slept with a hundred women and am just browsing for fun
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>>686672805
same
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>>686671143

here i am, almost 30yo and no kisses.
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>>686672728
bless you sir
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>>686672608

Not fat, 5'9" 158, MA

Just super reserved/no confidence.
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>>686672925
>>686672805
MODS b&&&&&
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so my fellow kissless virgins, what weird fetishes have you developed?
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>>686672966
what race
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>>686673062
good question
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>>686673095
black/white
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>>686673193
Nigger
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>>686672715
what are your hobbies
why dont you do something that makes you feel good
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>>686673298
:D
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18 year old kissless virgin girl here, not even dead ugly just asperger and shy and don't want to fuck someone who only wants to fuck me once and dump.
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18 and haven't had either yet. I think I have a girlfriend so that could change eventually.

>>686672532
I don't think there's a problem with that. If this girl means a lot to you then the other girls shouldn't really matter.
>even raped her against her will a few times but shes cool with it.
Sounds perfect to me don't fuck up and get yourself killed anon.
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>>686673193
what are your friends like
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>>686673316
Trust me, that is not the issue. I have already identified my issues. It's just a matter of overcoming them. I just have to incorporate change into my outlook on life, and be willing to get close to people.
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>>686672441
Kinda yeah, it was a lot easier, and I don't regret it at all. Prostitute was super hot too, best decision ever.

Most times I had sex now was during uni, had confidence, met girls and got drunk a lot.
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>>686672360
are you literally autistic
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17, I guess it could be worse since I'm not even in college yet.
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>>686672735
>>686673641
Oh look. I caught two faggots.
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>>686673508

Pretty much normal, all have had gf's/sex. I just haven't.
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>>686671790
for me height
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>>686672735
>>686673641
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>>686671143
I've never kiss a gilr
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>>686673949
how short D:
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18 years old kisless virgin boy here, I'm kinda ugly but I've seen uglier people getting laid, lacking confidence and being kinda autist is my main issue.
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>>686671143
21. Kissless virgin. feels bad man.
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>>686674135
5ft7 tbh ive had offers but they've all been landwhales
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Me 18
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Almost 30,virgin, tried to kiss a girl in a party like 5 years ago, she spited on my faced and pushed me, thats the closest i've been to kiss a girl.
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>>686674164
We'd go together well. I'm >>686673469
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>>686674400
At least i have the double dubs guys
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>>686666666
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>>686673469
You may want to move into a different country then. Theres almost nobody out there that doesnt just want to fuck.
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>>686674400
how well did you know her
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>>686674164

Go outside and talk to people. That's your biggest issue. Talk to people, anyone, about anything.
If you'd spend as much time talking to people rather than socializing on the computer you wouldn't have this issue.
Good Luck Anon.
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>>686674444
Oh my god I just got my first quads ever. I've been coming here for years but this has never happened before.
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>>686674355
do it

climb the ladder
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Nothing like one of these threads to make me feel better about myself.
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>>686674972
Fuck off normie
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>>686673469
>>686674164
You're both similar to me as well it would seem
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>>686675026
Lol ive been here since 05, no thanks :^)
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>>686674972
I'm surprised that there is actually any positivity in 4Chan. Kek
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>>686674813
never rather die a kissless virgin
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>>686671790
never tried to actively seek a relationship or a "fuck". As it sits probably weight.
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being laughed at by girls for no reason and needless comments pretty much ruined my confidence :/
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Jesus, this thread is depressing. I'm 48, and for all intents and purposes, the internet wasn't available until I was almost 30. Before that, we had to actually leave the house and, gasp, hunt down pussy on our own. No one I knew as a teenager/young adult was so socially illiterate as to not get laid at least once and awhile. Maybe it wasn't top tier pussy, but it was pussy nonetheless. I genuinely feel sorry for you blokes that came of age during the internet era. You really have no idea how easy it was to score some strange, or at least get some finger stink on occasion.
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>>686675468
lel
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>>686674722
Congrats m8:D
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>>686675468
>48
>preaches on 4chan
>question reality
I have a feeling you are a liar..........you 18 year old kissless virgin. Stop trying to motivate us.
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>>686671143
Dude, just go find some drunk bitch. It's not hard. Just try to get some, that's pretty much the formula
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25 here
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>>686675468
Instant pasta
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>>686675791
what stops you
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I'm >>686674164 , the worst part is that I know it's my own attitude the one that has caused this situation, I've had some chances at parties but I just thought they were probably whores who would've been willing to kiss anyone that night and Idk if I'm doing the right thing by avoiding having a first time like that or I'm being really autistic because I'm rejecting chances and then complaining.
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Im 21 in medschool but getting a girl is harder than the whole difficult school that most people arent capable of thing.


I just wonder what your thoughts on it are. Im slowly loosing direction in my life and don't have anyone in real life to help and intervene with a plan.
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>>686675999
Checked. Im>>686672198
I can relate. We can only hope that we will change. God speed.
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me, 19

i'm skinny and underconfident and that's why
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25, a decently thick/fit 190/6' who isn't ugly, been employed or lived in slut-friendly environments my whole life (DJed, lived in frat, threw parties through high school, sold hot girls drugs), with lots of disposable money and a bright financial future.
I feel like a failure and a disgrace to my own species
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>>686673932
bro, y not
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Is this one big giant troll fest, or do you guys actually exist? i mean i feel like the only way to be a virgin is to actually put effort into repelling girls.
ITS NOT THAT HARD TO GET LAID
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>>686675999
are you afraid of having fun? ask yourself that. trufax
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>>686675914
I dunno bro got pretty close to get a girl when i was 15 but then she started making out with my best friend at the time behind my back i found out and then got rlly depressed wtv and kinda lost the apetite tbh, I have it now but I have no job and just spend my time playing games
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>>686676490
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>>686676127
find a girl that inst in med school
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>>686676196
To be honest, I really don't know if I'm being a fool for trying to search love instead of actually trying anything before moving forward.
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>>686676490
get a job
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>>686671448
Same
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>>686673855
newfag leave
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>>686676414
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>>686676696
I've tried bro but where I live its really fucked up sice the eurocrisis started, 35% youth unployment, even to get a job at fucking supermarket u need connections
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>>686676610
I tried tinder for a while. Out of 200 or 300 girls in my area i got 12 matches. Most did not respond, of those matches, to my hello.

The 6 or 7 matches that did respond did not continue talking to me and the one girl i met in person said she thought i was taller so i kind of quit out on that.

The realization occurred to me that im definently not attractive enough for a girl so it dont matter if i look for someone outsidr of medschool.
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>>686671143
Kissless virgin here, 21, 22 in a few months. I think I've gone past the point of being "depressed" about it.
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>>686676414
trying to help them
it should be on their minds
a better /b/ awaits
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>>686676414
Have you never met shy people before?
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>>686676414
see >>686675410
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>>686676639
Doubt it. I am pretty much the same way bro. I never understood the mindset of fucking women like dogs and then moving on. That's all around me, especially in school. Unfortunately, that's just apart of the time that we live in. Promiscuous behavior has always been around but it seems to be at its height in our generation.
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>>686677184
Im 22 and i've never been depressed about it

Its only a problem in social situations when we talk about who we've had sex with.
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>>686675914
Sorry but, what is the name of this actress?
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>>686673855
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>>686677194
Bullshit excuse, everyone on b is a socially awkward autist? Absolute bullshit, most of you faggots are afraid of rejection, well guess what, if you're afraid of rejection you've not hit on enough women. I've slept with quite a few women but i've been rejected way more than not.
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>>686677632
Do you lie?
if so what do you say
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>>686677633
liliana moreno
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19, kissless virgin here.

I'm at that point where I don't really give a fuck anymore. I had girls throw at me but when it comes to sex I back off because I feel disrespected about myself if I stick my dick into a hoe
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>>686677728
Well if you could tell me how to hit on women that would be just great
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>>686677367
It's even worse in younger generations, to be honest I don't have much hope at this point, I know I'm still young but I don't know whether I'd be happier trying it for once or remaining loyal to my ideals.
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>>686677633
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>>686677184
Same situation here man. It really hit me hard in my teens but dropped off once i grew up a little.

I dont have any hope that i can find a girl so i dont kid myself about fetting worked up. Most of the time i never think about it.

But what gets me is late at night every few days i feel like i have gotten older, like time has moved forward in this empty void, and i have no experiences to show for it. Nothing fun. Nothing intreguiung. No companionship.

Sometimes i wonder if i have anything serious to look forward too. I always thought i could learn to be happy some day maybe ten years out from today after im a doctor making a nice salary and living on my own. But buying a fancier car or bigger house than the average joe does not really make a good life if that house and car are empty of people chronically.
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>>686677951
Youtube > Real social dynamics.
Thank me later nigger
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I was 30 when I fucked for the first time. Small dick and didn't kwow what to say to girls.
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>>686675999
First time is nothing special.

It will be awkward and you will probably nut quickly. Get the first fuck out of the way, doesn't matter if you're fucking drunk sluts, any holes a goal.
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>>686677915
Nah man you just gay.
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18 no sex or kiss i Am austist and i try weed mush to help m'y get confidence to talk to girl and that doesnt work help
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so how many of you kissless virgins have big dicks and still continue to be autist
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>>686678381
Is 6 inches ok?
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>>686678050
I don't get how you guys have never had a kiss. Females, especially now, have that sub-group who are complete whores. You must be super awkward and never have tried talking to a female.
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>>686678260

Not gay either, I just don't see the appeal to it. Even if I fuck a girl I'm still going to be the same person.
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>>686677775
>do you lie
Depends

Normally its a lie in the terms of a hyperbolic, 'neva gunna happen', story. Basically still saying i'm a virgin, but with humor.
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>>686678543
yeh, above average. normal however
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>>686678551
Where are those sub groups??
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>>686678004
Same. Time will tell I guess.
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>>686678662
tumblr.com
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made out once kissed once could have lost it once but she didn't look good
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>>686678729
>tumblr
>whores
Wat
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>>686672728
pathetic human
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>>686678551
Why dont you just go back to facebook

This site is for weaboo autists youre on the wrong site
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But a prostitute is someone who would love you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute,
No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor.

A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.

And that's why I sing..Prostitutes! Prostitutes!
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>>686678853
Yea those tumblr girls dye their hair and go on slut walks and spew feminism amd sexual liberation for women thats just who they are
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>>686678662
>reds
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>>686677877
>>686678022

Thank you guys
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>>686679112
forgot pick
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>>686671143
Well when i was younger i got a kiss on a cheek (girl friend) and then not so long ago i had two tounge to tounge kisses with a girl in a club, they were short but still. I dont see myself as a kissless virgin.
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>>686671143
>21
Farthest I have ever gone is giving a girl a hug....
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kissed my first girl when i was 10
lost mutual viginity at 18
fucked around 16 since (24)
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>>686679228
Moving up in the world. Steadily.
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>>686671143
Just kissed a girl last month.
I must have been awfull.
But we both were pretty drunk lol
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>>686677184
>>686677632
Exactly. The few times that's happened to me, I've had to make up some bullshit story and try to get out of it before I start to contradict myself.

>>686678050
I say the same thing to myself almost daily. My life came to a screeching halt when I was 16. I tore my MCL playing football, so I was pretty much immobile for 2 months. During that time, I got kicked out of a band I was in, and somehow they convinced like 100+ people that we were all close with to turn against me. So, while recovering from injury, my entire friend-base disappeared, so I became depressed. Also during this time, not being able to move took a toll on my slow metabolism, gained like 70 pounds in ~8 months. Dropped out of high school because of a fuck up on their side that they refuse to admit, but now I'm in college making straight A's, even though my high school GPA was 1.8

So yea, I get what you mean about not having any sense of accomplishment. I still think to myself to this day that I'm 16, but I'm not.

>>686678381
Currently 6", once I finally lose the rest of the weight, back to 8"
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>>686679397
doesnt matter then it was a quick drunken hookup. you need to persue
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What the fuck. All of you quit being faggots and get on back page
>pic related,
> it's a crack whore
>she will suck your dick
>fuck you
>20$-40$
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>>686679417
i tore my acl mcl and miniscus.

i also gained weight

get in the gym and diet and dont drink alcohol it works
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>>686671143
19 Year-old kv, I'm /fit/ and 6'0 but I just don't know how to talk to people, never learnt how to socialize at school since shy. I speak a few times a day to get into gym and that's it. I'm fairly comfortable with my life though just need to get my degree and buy prostitutes after.
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>>686679417
You're a fucking retard
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>>686679274
dont give me that cousin bullshit
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>>686678884
>>686678884
Don't have a facebook and I have always been that shy female but have always been able to get dick. That's why i'm confused on how you dude cannot get pussy. There are plenty of whores out there who all you gotta do is give them attention and their legs spread. Not all females are classy women.
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>>686679658
>Aids
No thanks, also paying some one to lose your virginity is probably worse then staying a virgin until you lose it the proper way.
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>>686677123
Prostitutes.

For realz, listen: they are often really nice and you can have a nice exchange - just make sure you pick a high end one. That is to help you get confidence anon.

It is not about how you look like, or how tall you are, is about learning to use what you have, if you are funny, if you have money, whatever.

After that, start with shy girls, they probably have the same mindset and tastes you have. Forget Tinder. Talk to them and make her laugh. And ask her out. Take the leap, bro. Its hard, but you have to try
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>>686679821
use tinder u scum not facebook find new people who dont know what a slimy shy cunt youve been all your life
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>>686679366
Dubs confirm my fate, i wont die a virgin
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>>686679787
no non family member girl hugs, that's it though.
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>>686679884
Get laid you faggot
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>>686679721
we're all gonna make it brah
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>>686672360
Nice B8
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>>686679038
Amen
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>>686680022
nice dub dubs.
>i believed you the whole time btw
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>>686680016
If you are over the age of 25 then you're a faggot already
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>>686680139
Thanks babe
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22 kv. I would really like to have sex but I can't talk to people normally. Even if it's guys I just don't know what to say. Altho on voice chats I'm pretty talkative. Even when friends want to go to some club or smth I just make an excuse not to go or something like that
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>>686679694
I've lost 120 pounds in a year and a half, had to take diet pills to help metabolism. Regained all of the muscle I had from football, but I'm still almost the exact same size as I was before the weight started to come off. I was 330 in October 2014, 210 now, but still big. Only thing that changed was pant size, nothing else. Am I doing something wrong?

>>686679779
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
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>>686672715
I am not alone

You are not alone
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>>686676307
ur job is now to kill urself
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>>686679884
...... this is why you are still a virgin
Lost mine at 15, non prostitute. But after college dating slows down
>condoms
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>>686680321
you got it then, i hate my knee :( its like a disability
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>>686679981
>>686679981
I think you're confused dumbass. I'm not one of these guys here asking for advice. I'm giving it. Fucking retard.
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>>686680149
Get in guys
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Seriously guys, it's not hard to get laid. Go on tinder and match with the fat chicks, get a fucking hooker. Fuck all the chicks people like me will not fuck under any circumstance. That's your pussy, go and grab it. It's waiting for you.
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>>686680439
Also to add. A three some costs 75$ and a pack of Newports.
>living the dream
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>>686680668
why the fuck would you settle for some fat pig or diseased ridden whore?

No thanks anon
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>>686673800
underagerinod b&jo
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>>686680450
why so much offense ;)
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>>686680668
Exactly and then maybe once these dudes get an idea of how to deal with females, maybe they can get someone somewhat not repulsive eventually.
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>>686680321
Dude, if you wanna lose weight buy like an ounce of speed and binge it for 2 weeks. Come off it for a week, then another two week binge. Then cold turkey. Repeat until you arent a faggot anymore. After that m8 you will be all good.
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>>686680983
Cause I hate stupid people.
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Never even held hands.

23
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>>686681016
>this
>this
>this
>this

this fucking works. or use adderall (heroic doses)
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>>686680903
Not all hookers are diseased.
>beggars can't be choosers
>magic Johnson
>condoms
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>>686680903
Because anon depending on your age you are kidding yourself. Fuck some girls. Put it on your CV.
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>>686681202
Thank you.
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>>686681223
2nded
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>>686681209
Except I am not begging anon....
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>>686671143
Not kissles but still virgo
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>>686681209
>>686681107
>>686681101
>>686680261
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>>686681016
The stuff I'm taking is Phentermine. Which is 99% the same thing as meth. Trust me, if I time out taking it correctly, I'm fucking Hercules with that. I take it 3 days in a row, off for 5, then take 2 on the day after the 5 day break. 45 minutes after taking it, there better be something around me to do or I'll go apeshit. So yea, thanks for the advice, but I'm way ahead of you
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>>686675468
listen you baby boomer piece of shit Four-chinned Faggot you can go ahead and get off this fucking message board. Talk shit about the internet if you want but guess what- here you are, on the internet. The most shit tier part of the internet. You disgusting hippies and bullshit beatniks fucked over every financial institution and are sitting around on your fat ugly old asses laughing at fuckers my age about how socially inept we are. You're generation are a bunch of filthy casual reformed drug addicts and quitters that are leaving next to nothing behind for folk in their mid-20s.

Every time I hear some fucking grey-haired has-been fucker like you make fun of me for going to a state school while ruminating on how Uni cost 5 dollars a year bakc in the neolithicera it makes me want to smack the goddamn walker out of their hand and beat them with it.

Fuck you for coming on to this thread a practically 50 year old grown ass man trying to lay down judgement on a bunch of virgins that don't want to be dirty hippies fucking anything that moves or playing sitar to get crust-punk chicks in the back of a volkswagon bus.

Keep your goddamn senile ravings to yourself you retired piece of garbage.
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>>686681392
Third.
Mmmmmmm hookers.
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>>686681587
pic related
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>>686671143
first and only gf dumped me before sex. feelsbadman
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>>686681849
what a harpy siren taint
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bro. girls love virgins just as much as guys do. they always want to break em in for the first time. just as long as you're not looking for a relationship and don't act really clingy. just let a girl know that you are a virgin and you should have no problem getting laid
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>>686672532
A lot of girls that play the "if you fheat on me ill kill you" are sub consciously covering their own ass for the future so you give them the benefit of the doubt.

Essentially put, "see how against cheating I am? I definitely wouldn't do it if I get that angry about it!!"
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>>686681849
I've never heard of anyone having a relationship before sex, what are you twelve ?
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>>686681540
Well you might actually get some asby with low self esteem like yourself to fuck you if you did.
>3somes
>different girl every night
Hookers know hookers, have them introduce you to more don't drive around for them that's how you get popped.
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>>686681993
What planet are you on?
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>>686681993
That's true and not true...some females like that but others do not because real women want a man who knows how to dominate and fuck. But yeah, there are some chicks who like the idea of being the first and acting like they're pros.
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>>686682129
My self esteem is fine, I just have too high of standards I suppose.
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>>686681993
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>>686682079
i dont cheat. i dont get jealous.. i monitor what she does. no worrying and you are instantly better off- they notice these things
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>>686671143
me, few months passed 18. dated but didnt try ):
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>>686682592
i dont*** monitor what she does lol. fuck
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>>686681993
>believing this.
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>>686681606
No M8 get some proper speed suplphate off a dealer not a chemist, buy some new video games. If you can still eat on that you're a fat fuck.
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>>686671143
I think Im a technical virgin again. I havent got laid in 5 years. I just can't deal with women's bullshit so I said fuck it.
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>>686682592
Just a heads up bro. I may be biased but women can be sneaky af. Keep in mind you having been a virgin probably bugs her cause she thinks you'll cheat
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>btw girls are into a bigger variety of men than men are women. you will be suprised
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>>686682428
They have stupid hot women you can buy their virginity from
Medically checked and everything!
>everything has a price
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>>686682930
not a virgin im
>>686679343
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Me 18 :/
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>>686672728
praise thy grand wizard
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>>686683028
>Paying actual dollars for something you can get arrested for.
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>>686672728
Fuck , we need a gofundme page for your ass.
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20 here. I'm attractive, really good at guitar, and really nice, but I'm terrified of attractive women. I've even been approached by hot girls on plenty of occasions, but I puss out every time. So my problem is I'm just a coward.
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>>686681993
I've used that line before as a non vigin and it worked. so it should work for actual virgins also
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>>686683355
great idea also dubs
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>>686672056
Autists on /b/, I can hardly contain my surprise.
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>>686671143
Not me cause i'm not in FUCKING highschool anymore, and Ive had excellent, sweet GFs and terrible relationships. (22fag here)
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>>686683028
Yeah for millions of dollars
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>>686673949
Shut the fuck up, I'm 5'7 and I've still found at least 1-2 carzy bitches who LOVED me in university. Sadly I had to dump them eventually. they were qtAzns too.
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Old man of 53 here. I thought it was easier to get laid now than in the 70's?? I was a scrawny teenager with a big nose, acne and a Prince Valiant haircut, and I got laid at 17. Are you kids even trying?
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>>686683573
You sound like you're 22, fucking get over high school man. They cant hurt you anymore.
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I've had sex with over 100 women.

A lot of them were hogs just to pad my record, but there were a few real gems and two great relationships in there.

Lately I'm keeping my standards high. Got a couple girls I can call whenever but I'd rather develop my game and build a stable of 8+s.
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>>686674722
IVe never got quads and you just got dubs. And good luck finding a boy who will stay for a long time. Even when they stay for months or years you'll probably be pissed at getting dumped its only natural.
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>>686683704
They arent fucking as much because of feminists making sex of any kind rape, porn, and the fact that they know it makes babies. Theyre making the smart decision.
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>>686683704
But were the girls as pretentious back then as they are now? Honest question, actually. As I've grown up, I've noticed a massive change just between 2000-2015, so I'd imagine it's even worse compared to the late 70's
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>>686683355
........Vegas, or 95% of foreign countries.
>you're just a scared bitch.
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>>686671143
18 here
I kissed 4 girls so I'm not a literal kissless virgin.
I had one opportunity with a pretty chubby girl but I really wasn't attracted to her at all
I also feel kind of awkward and put 0 effort into getting a girlfriend.
Planning on being more flirty and outgoing in college but we'll see what happens
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>>686683620
This is the price you pay.
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>>686683956
The main difference I can see is that now everyone, male and female, has their nose stuck in a cellphone 80% of the day
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>>686684034
Naw I just find the idea of hookers lame
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>>686684141
Ive had virgin pussy, it's good. But not that fucking good. If I was at the point I would pay that much I would jump off the highest building.
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>>686684034
Prostitution isnt legal in Vegas
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>>686671944
wow me too anon

also checked
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18 virgin but not kissless
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>>686684312
The bunny ranch is a legal brothel. Just go there in nv
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>>686684483
Thats not Vegas, thats in another county entirely, its like hours from Vegas in the middle of the desert.
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>>686684218
And not getting any beats that?
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>>686683956
>>686683953
only the girls that are on the internet act this way and that is probably all that you see. there are normal people out there anon
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>>686671143
Yeah.

Might change later on tonight, although I think she's busy doing something else, so maybe another time.

I finally broke the ice, somehow. Doesn't change the fact that just thinking about seeing a girl just rattles my bones with anxiety.

I've literally been shaking and anxious since I got up today and asked her if she wanted to chill.

Literally what the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>686675442
Wait til university. They're a lot nicer then and you're a lot happier.
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>>686671143
me. 19.
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>>686684614
Not really man. The internet is full of real people, and they take their ideas into the real world. Shit's changed.
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>>686684598
Technicalities
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>>686684312
but god damn isnt it everywhere
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>>686671143
These threads depress me, but also make me thankful for not being born autistic. Girls are literally just dudes with vaginas, less rights, and less mental prowess. Whats the issue.
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>>686684751
its just... all the pretty top notch girls ive dated long term and short are kind of oblivious to internet culture. and honestly i kind of like it that way lol
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>>686684601
Yeah, for me atleast anyways, I would rather be in a loving relationship with a woman and have her enjoy the experience as well....

Hookers just feel like a cheap and dirty way of getting sex.

>INB4 tips fedora
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>>686684756
Technicalities my ass, its of massive consequence. Its nowhere near Vegas.

>>686684772
It sure as hell is. I used to live there, every other woman you meet is a whore.
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>>686684598
It's in nevada. I didn't say Vegas. I said NV.
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>>686684888
op here
glad you came, one of the few threads ive made in my 7 years here

be good my /b/ros
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>>686685094
trips confirm
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>>686684888
>Less rights
lmao
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>>686685051
I said Vegas, and you said just go to the bunny ranch, like it was just around the corner so it might as well be Vegas.
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>>686684918
That really doesnt matter. Whether you're into it or not, the people who are affect the world. Like how I mentioned feminists, theyre pushing their agendas all over the education system and push for laws that fit their victimhood culture. That changes things.
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>>686684751
Real people but throw usernames and anonimity in the mix and you have a lot of ideas that don't translate in the real world.
Trying to overgeneralize an entire gender is something you see way too much on the internet.
Some women are cool, some aren't and some are inbetween. That's the way it's always been and always will be.
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>>686685195
Well if you're desperate go to the ranch and get fucked.
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>>686672054
Dude this is exactly why I came to this thread. 7 year relationship. Doesn't leave me the fuck alone. I would rather do heroin than fuck her at this point.
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>>686685595
That's ok, I dont pay whores. That's about the stupidest thing you can do.
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>>686671143
not me
but 1st time sex was awful
did it with a fatty
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>>686685497
are they really that bad?
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>>686685522
see >>686685497
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>>686685726
This anon gets it.
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>>686685726
Me neither- I can get fucked whenever I want.
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>>686671143
Me. 5 years away from my wizard powers.
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>>686672728
Why are you in front of your computer on saturday evening? Go troll for whales. How hard could it be? You know they like to eat, so go feed em and go get ya some!
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>>686672728
Go get an escort. Immediately.
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>>686681607
>fucking decent looking young chicks isn't easy
Not even the guy you're replying to but I can tell you're one of those high horse, virgin worshiping, Elliot Rodger types.
Don't wonder, know that you are hated.
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>>686685768
Yes. That whole movement has been taken over by radicals, and they now teach in schools and colleges. Theyre making a culture where if you're a white man, its open season on you, you're considered a rapist and agent of the patrtiarchy. I know it sounds like conspiracy theory shit, but thats exactly how the radicals took over, no sane person would have criticized feminism 15 years ago.
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>>686674355
Do it what the fuck are you waiting for.
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>People who get laid are just as miserable as I am

Yeah.. really no reason to get laid
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please see someone for social anxiety

apparently it's easy but i dont know
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>>686676127
Bro, you can't spell "losing" I seriously doubt you're a medfag.
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