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guess what I stepped in. winner gets a sharpie in my pooper.

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guess what I stepped in. winner gets a sharpie in my pooper. I always deliver.
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A fire.
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A niggers house.
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>>686662574
Firepit?
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A dirty substance
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Creosote.
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>>686662574
hot coals
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>>686662574
ashes
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>>686662574
Oil
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ashes and bong water playboy
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>>686662574
the ground
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dirt
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>>686662574
gunpowder
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A lego
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miracle grow potting soil
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>>686662662
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Mother's ashes?
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>>686662803
whoa you got it. I got them oily with something first though. what was it?
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>>686662982
OP here, that's right. Getting picture ready.
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>>686663209
olive oil nigga
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>>686662813
that too. a little put on before I dumped out the (big) ashtray on the ground and walked around in it.

what kind of oil?
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>>686663209
A mixture of 1/3 shit and 2/3 piss.
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>>686662574
crud or something?
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>>686663209
Sharpie in the pooper.
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>>686663209
lighter fluid
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>>686663632
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>>686662574
baby oil
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>>686663209
Motor Oil.
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>>686662574
Relatives ashes?
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>>686662803
more?
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>>686663940
Show more
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>>686663940
yuck
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>>686663340
Jesus christ you got it. it was olive oil... wtf
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>>686663940
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>>686664120
ok, but why the fuck did you do this?
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>>686664120
Why did you do this OP
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y'all niggas gay
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>>686664281
>why the fuck did you do this?

>/b/
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>>686664281
because I made a promise to this thread and kept it. oh you mean the first part.. fun?
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>>686662574
printer toner
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>>686662574
old fire ash coals.
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>>686664490
>>686664505
try to keep up.
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and cause I can!

I'm weird. plus they will look good on cam later.

about to take a shit. if someone gets trips before I flush ill show it :3
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>>686664473
Today OP was not a fag. If dubs then OP must rub olive oil and ashes on dick and balls.
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>>686663940
Is that carpet or concrete you're laying on?
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>>686664473
Must have a boring life if you spend your time covering your feet in olive oil then stepping in ashes.
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>>686664878

Inb4 carpet.
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>>686664779
>trips

don't start being a fag now friendo, just shit in your hand and try to stuff it back up your asshole.
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>>686664878
I know what you mean. one of life's eternal questions.

>>686664884
anything is worth trying once!
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>>686664779
rolling for trips
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>>686665195
check em
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>>686665195
>>686664779
fuck, reroll. get
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>>686664779
Roll
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I know I need to take the browns to the superbowl but my turd cutters trying to let it slip on out
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>>686664473
anon you're really out of shape nobody is gonna find that ass attractive
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I may only be able to pop out a rabbit pellet
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>>686665824
my hand doesn't mind
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>>686665511
trips get!

Also this, its for you OP. Hope you enjoy.
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>>686664120
That's a funny looking vagina
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>>686665839
>>686665839
Do it god dammit and post pics!
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>>686666064
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rolling for trips
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going for the 6's
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kekd
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>>686666064
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I couldn't get the Coreys into the house
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>>686664860
reroll for this
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>>686666666
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rol for 66666666666666
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>>686666501
nice thumbnail
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>>686666501
picture doesn't get bigger when i click on it? The Picture Doesn't Enlarge When I Click On It???

THE PICTURE EDOESN'T GET BIGGER HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU I WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!??! HUH!??!?! DO YOU?!?!?!??!?
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>>686664120
dont forget to wipe before putting your panties on
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>>686667368
shit, here's the full size.
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>>686667489
I didn't need to. and I never wear underwear!
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>>686667849
can you spot the ant?
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>>686667697
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>>686668014
would you like my business card?
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This thread is pretty disturbing
If I roll trips, you show us your face OP
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What you gonna do with that poopoo?
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>>686666064
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Your shoe. You don't wear socks.
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>>686668867
huh?
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>>686664120
Take the cap off and do it again.
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The only part of a sharpie entering my body are the fumes. Those little buggers smell delightful! :)
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>>686669202
op's doesn't. kek
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A Jew
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what do now?
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