Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have a good wank
Shinoa claimed
>claim
Akiko claim
>>686656188
I really really like this image, and I don't even like loli
>>686657189
Mercy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkbbriNX3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgBP3GBqd2A
Britfag Maki Claimed
>>686654987
>
>claiming yume
>smugthread
>no Rory
It's a smugthread now!
Good morning /waifu/
QOTT: if you could be a doggo, what doggo would you be?
Pug
>>686657189
>Have a good wank
when would you ever have a bad one? :^)
>>686657353
>
>>686657746
probably the same, or a husky
>>686657189
mandatory cc claim
still trying to get moemon to work
>>686657746
a cat :^)
>>686657609
M'smugger
>>686657676
Morning!
>>686657789
When it hurts or blood comes out of the urethra
>>686657746
Maybe a German Shepherd, or a mutt
>>686657789
>Rattle
>>686658024
>blood comes out
im sorry.....what?!
>>686657746
Husky. I have the temperament of one already.
>>686657746
A husky or a border collie. Maybe both?
>>686658024
Hows the day going, Smuggles?
>Fubuki claimed
>>686657284
Amatsukaze
>>686657594
Milk
>>686657746
Cat
>>686657815
:3
>>686657888
My brown brother
I'm on my phone I'm gonna try to nap :0
>konata
Disappointment claimed
>>686658414
good night konata!!! sleep tight and sweet dreams!!!
>>686657746
Rottweiler or Boxer
>>686658201
This reply was to you but 404 >>686657357
>>686657189
Her mouth looks stupid.
>>686658538
you can't claim my life as a waifu....
>>686657746
Why would you choose the most inbred degenerate, genetic disease riddled pupper there is.
Malinois best doggo
>>686658024
>When it hurts or blood comes out of the urethra
explain please...
>>686658282
hey shizuru, back from camping?
>rattle
>>686658627
SHIT TASTE
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>>686658801
because they're freaking adorable!
>kagami
>>686658756
Get over it. I own your waifu and I'm using it right now.
>>686658289
I gripped way too hard as you can see
>>686658365
Doing good my friend. How are you?
>>686658894
See first reply
best suit girl claimed
late as usual it seems.
>>686657746
a cat.
>>686657746
Dachshund.
>>686657746
Too many to choose from. Great Dane, Rott, or Pitbull.
>>686658896
Easy with the autism anon
>>686658894
Yeah. Am sick so i left early.
>Sad rattles
>>686657746
Border Collie is the only right choice.
>>686658945
w-well okay... i hope my life is a good waifu then...
>>686659060
jesus!! that's beyond way too hard lol, that's the deathgrip
>was there blood actually coming out?!?!
>>686659174
hello hanako!!
>>686657746
I don't care, as long as I get executed quickly.
>>686659177
>Rottweiler
It's a shit breed. And you have shit taste in animus.
>>686659333
It's pretty shit, actually. Needs more discipline
6 hours of MGSV. I'd say that was a productive morning.
How's everyone?
>>686657746
Dachshund.
>Best idol claimed
>>686659060
Not too bad. I think it was a good idea not to go to that meet, my eyes are slightly stinging and I'm sure it would have been bad if I went. On the bright side, my dad called and said his friend would put my tires on at the last second, so I didn't ride down to the shop with tires on the back only for them to do a rush job.
>>686659578
you're reading me like a book anon, but hopefully it works out
>>686659060
and how many times has this happened to you?
i think i grip pretty hard and i have never had that happen
>>686659211
rip oh well hope you enjoyed it before you get sick
>sad rattles
>>686659724
Death will come in the end and all be as it was before. Return to the universe to become something new.
Hopefully something less shit, but probably not.
>>686658674
<3
gtg, cya!
>Emi
>>686659545
>I dont like your taste
Birb claimed
Also heading to bed in 10, so good night ya'll o/
>>686659889
Yeah, it was fun. Happy to be home though.
Also, nice pic. Lol
>>686659998
true...you got me there anon!!!
>>686660135
>I'm eating shit and nobody can stop me
Okay~
>>686659333
When I was cumming yes
>>686659659
Good you?
>>686659088
>dachshund
Ayyyeeee that's the dog I have atm
>>686659703
Ayyyyeeeee and meet?
>>686659889
Once. That is the first and last time I death grip my dick
>>686660090
See you soon!
>>686659659
ayo doppel
>>686660270
m'birb
>>686657746
I'd be a shiba
>LOOKATTHEFACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ag8t7AvX8
>>686660474
sounds painful as fuck....im scared now lol
>>686660330
>Dosent even reveal their supposed superior taste
>Hides under anon to shitpost
Gee golly anon you sure got me good
>>686658392
Fubuki
>>686660474
This meet >>>/o/15135189
I was planning on going and just staying up the whole day and night tonight, but decided against it due to tires.
FINALY GOT MOEMON WORKING
had to turn of ds sprites
(im such a dunce)
Yuuki claimed, back from my nap
>>686660290
definitely the pic i meant to use :^)
>happy rattles
>>686660474
yeah, if your dick is bleeding you probably shouldn't be doing it
>>686660474
Not bad, just killing time.
>>686660677
Hey there Britbong. What's good?
>>686661245
Damnit, right when Im about to grill for my pops
>>686661211
4CHAN SWITCHED ME PIC
how dare they
>>686661306
cry deeply, that usually puts me to sleep!
>>686661348
Something about that pic seemed off indeed, kek.
>>686660925
>he must have a sekrit identity
I don't. You just have shit taste and I came to point it out.
Since you're asking though, I'll oblige.
>>686661347
I'm sorry! I'm fixing to eat as well, but I'll be back later.
>>686661596
i think its the mods trying to fuck with us
>pic related mods are lelouch
>>686660731
Don't death grip your dick
>>686661147
Oooohhhh how far is that from where you live? I know you're in South cali
>>686661245
Welcome back sleepy head
>>686661251
Lesson well learned
>>686661316
By playing some MGS?
>>686661888
>nice trips
Yeah it happened before,sometimes it just puts in a non-related thumbnail, sometimes it changes the whole pic.
Azunyan claimed
>>686661316
not much, watched the Champions League final now playing some drink overwatch
>>686661123
Amatsu! How's it going fellow ship girl? <3
>>686661706
>Having this much autism to come in to shitpost to one particular poster
>Posts some random moeblob shit 901
*Golf clap* Troll'd me well friend
>>686662069
aw god, i remember the pic of a nigger bitch they switched for my beauty of a waifu 4 months ago
>>686662053
Hello fellow purple hair!
>>686662070
Hey Azusa! How's it going?
>>686661878
Oy vey Yuuki, I still love you
Off to grill, ta ta for now
>>686661507
what if i dont want to cry
>>686662053
About 40 miles. So 40-50 minutes ride at speed limit. So under half an hour for me.I plan on making my own meetup around August or so, see how well the turnout is with a bit more planning than a random thread 2 weeks before.
What's wrong with shitposting anymoosely?
>>686662548
try excersising then!! i always do squats and crunches before bed!!!
BOI
>>686662324
you sure got me with that epic usage of your may-may arrows Anon.
>random
See? Shit taste.
>>686662687
if only i could spell
exercising*
>>686662053
Nah by being here. I was playing that since like 12:00.
>>686662190
The final was today? Forgot all about it.
Living the dream man, try to not get rekted.
>>686662461
How are ya?
>>686662600
Sounds fun and costly at making your own meet up
>>686663262
For 6 hours straight? Wew lad
>>686662687
Balsamic vinegar.
I tried to fap to this thread.
God damnit I tried
>>686664014
tsukasa!!! it's good to see you!!!
>>686664309
I believe it's even better for you to know I'm doing great... kind off.
>>686659333
I know this is a 30 minutes late reply, but I'm doing good, playing Katawa Shoujo, pretty sure I'm almost done with route I'm currently on. How about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxoijqbnqoA
>>686664106
Time stamp?
>>686663962
Nah, it'd be a "meet up here, have some food, then go drive" kinda deal like they did. It wouldn't cost me anymore than my own meal and gas!
>>686664668
it has a 4chan filename... i was making a joke you dope
>>686664106
EMBRACE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE1xrdZezKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gDch1p4c_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blKw6XdI4ho
>>686663262
Yeah man. Went to benulties so was exciting I guess. Would have loved Athletico to win though
>>686662255
I'm drinking and playing Overwatch, soI'm doing great <3
What about you?
>>686664726
Is this your new greeting? You're gonna make me get NS.
>>686664530
im am really happy you're doing great!!! but what do you mean kind of???
>>686664567
nice! who's route did you take??
>>686664978
Did the Emi route. I didn't choose the Emi route, the Emi route chose me. I plan on doing all routes though.
>>686665219
doing emi route*
>Shiro
>>686665219
cool, i think hanako's route is particularly sad, even though the whole game is
>k
WOOO WOOOOOOO
ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN
Enjoy your generic Overwatch gaming until the next big thing comes out.
Just like Dark Souls, and that one other Halo-is game w/e it was
and Beers of War
and Titanfall
Suckers getting sucked into another moneypit.
I admit, the gaming industry is getting better at suckering you fools into buying their trash. Will you be playing Overwatch 20 years from now like you do with your SMB or Chrono Trigger? Probably not.
Stop fucking talking about this shit. It's only been out for a few days but I've been hearing about it for fucking months.
>>686664978
I am way too insecure and as much as I get I still want more. But we have something else to do don't we?
Obligatory claim.
>>686665757
what do you mean by that??? because i think i know....i feel it too
and yes, we do have something else to do!!!
>>686664725
Not expensive what so ever?
>>686665830 (you )
>>686666103
Um segundo, just finishing these downloads and organizing them and I'm ready. What about you?
>>686663962
It was worth it though, finally made some advancements. What were you up to?
>>686664899
That sounds good, were they crowd favorite or something? I know jack shit about those teams.
>>686666210
As long as you're not picking one of those places that charge $50 for a meal the size of a pudding cup, ya. I planned on hitting this one local bar/breakfast place up and then heading 20 minutes over to Canyons past Rancho.
>>686666648
okay!!! im always ready lol!!
>missed >>686666666
>>686666659
well there were more Athletico fans in Milan than Real, but I wanted athelico to win because one of their players used to play for liverpool
>>686667673
Of course it was that.
best girl late claim!
>my internal clock is all fucked up
>>686666659
Wew and some trophies as well? Playing corascant droid invasion mod of battlefront2. It's 1600 reinforcements vs 1600 reinforcements. Just about every shot is 1 hit kill and certain vehicles can be taken down in almost 5 shots using other vehicles. It's chaotic and I love it!
>>686667167
Oh hell to the no. Been someone like that not too long ago. Shit was good and I was filled.
>bar/breakfast place
Ahhh. The classic meet up for bikers
>>686668990
Rip your circadian cycle
>shinoa
>>686667673
Still a good match though.
>>686669049
We ha e a place here in Canberra where $35 AUD gets you a literal platter of varied meat and chips.
>>686669149
>waking up at 3 pm is okay right
>>686668990
How's your night going, buddy?
Evenin' Niggers.
How are you all doing today?
>>686669500
so far its been great!
still feels like morning
need to find shit to do
>>686669049
I went to one of those expensive places once. The food sucked and was way too expensive. And it's not so much a biker meetup as it is a general "auto enthusiast" meetup. Plus, the pancakes at this places are damn good! Anyways, I'm off to get the new tires put on hopefully. Will post from phone when I'm there!
>>686657189
best waifu
>>686669658
Doing fine, man. Pretty relaxing Saturday.
How about you?
>>686669672
Nice, glad to hear your day's been going well, man. Anything interesting happen or was it just relaxing?
I'm just gonna sit for the rest of today, heh. Pretty worn out.
>>686667673
Kek
Wew, there must of been some salty tears flooding the stadium then.
>used to play for liverpool
That explains it.
>>686669049
Not a single one. Most are further down the line for me.
>1600 reinforcements
Goddamn that sounds awesome! Is it 64 vs 64 or did they bump it up?
>>686669658
Pretty good, was a fine saturday with Girls und Panzer movie subs being out.
What about you?
>>686669864
literally nothing
played some boarderlands for 360
>girlface has been shoving weed down my throat for hours
>>686669658
Morning Red
>>686669864
Well, must have done some good work to feel that way, handsome.
>>686669672
Feels like morning here because it is. 10 am yo.
What is it which is yours and you do not use, but others always do?
>>686669864
>>686669961
Pretty damn good. Gotten a chance to actually get a good night's sleep for the first time in months. Things are looking up in general for the first time in years.
Life is not good, but getting better.
>>686670049
Mornin
>>686670049
<SHIPMATE3
woah man we are in way different time zones
>>686670104
Your name.
>Rory
>>686669247
T'was entertaining
>>686669894
Fernando Torres did liverpool a great service, and Athletico is his hometown team, he actually played for them before liverpool
>>686670307
Bingo.
What has roots deeper than is tall and rises but never grows.
>>686670049
Not really, just had a headache all day, heh. Got my hair cut though, so I feel good now.
How'd your day go, buddy?
>>686670104
>Sees you lurking
>Lures in fishing rod
>Captures you
>Sells you to local Asian market
>>686670146
Glad to hear you got some good sleep, man. Happy things are shaping up for you.
Life's always not good in some aspects, just can't be a sad sap about it and you have to find the bright sides in it.
>>686669247
$50 in USD in this brazillian steakhouse gets you a variety of meat, drink, all you can eat salad and cheese. Oh God the cheese was beautiful and the meat were perfection. I teared a bit since I never been to such a place before
>>686669323
What time did you go to bed?
>>686669727
Yay! And pancakes are the best you say? Please do continue..
>>686669894
Shit that's my bad for not telling you this earlier. The reinforcements are lives that the entire team has. Either bot or player. Sadly since my laptop can't handle 64 v 64, I played alone ;_;
>>686670599
I leave for just a couple days and Spike goes from non-stop trolling to doing riddles? The hell?
>>686669727
I forgot to ask how bad the food was for such an expensive place? Employees that don't give a shit in places like that shouldn't be hired right?
>>686670599
A teeth
>>686670839
Always wanted to see china town
>>686670901
Nn-stop trolling? I'm here for no more than a few cumulative hours a day
>>686670887
11 am :D
>>686670599
A man flying a kite. The man and the string are rooting the kite to the ground.
>>686670839
Its starting now, nice and slowly.
>so much washing to do
>>686670887
When I say literal platter, Im talking they sit you at a table that can take the weight of the platter. Most of their regular tables arent stable enough.
>>686671160
Not what I was looking for but I will accept that answer... It is a very good answer.
I was looking for mountain
>>686671182
Non-stop trolling and lurking,
My mistake.
>>686670146
Glad to hear that.
Hopefully things keep getting better and better for you!
>>686657189
>babyrape
>>686671182
You're gonna see a lot more than China town after I'm done with you.
>>686671308
>I hope it goes by smoothly, adorable.
>pats
>>686671525
>oh also late claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEf8yhhxr2g
>>686671722
>orange why
>>686670353
So in the end he came back anyway. Gotta rep the hometown I suppose.
>>686670887
Kek, I knew that but I'm just surprised at how many there were. Forgot the average amount from the console.
Aw it's ok, it was still amazing though wasn't it?
>>686671308
Roots deeper than tall
deeper
No
>>686671341
I'm here for no more than a few cumulative hours a day
>>686671689
Space?
>>686671722
How did you even find this.
What the fuck.
>>686671878
Certain spaces, yeah.
>>686671525
"Fuck that baby"
-Hand
>>686671719
>how is everybody?
>>686671878
Non-stop trolling, lurking, and day dreaming about your shipmate.
>>686671722
>Rapid rates of excitement
>>686671828
im sorry
>>686671967
i was kinda bored
>>686672131
croissant intensifies
>>686671878
>cumulative
>cum
>kek
>>686672238
>incest
Back from dinner, was very delicious
>>686672019
I dont want to see your butthole
>>686672095
This is why I dont come here. You keep hitting on me and I dont know why
Also the horny fuckers that never take their dick out of their hands those too
fuck those guys
>>686672342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
>>686672380
is the best
>>686672238
>rapid hand movements
>>686672424
I wasn't talking about that. But certain holes will be seen.
Sinkholes and maybe fishpits.
>>686672567
which one of your siblings didn't pay enough attention to you?
>>686672567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQHMAphlcAE
>>686672424
you're a authentic hater to life
>>686672949
Shut it toad
>>686672949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
>>686672741
I only have a half sister, only lived with me for 3 years
We get along fine
>>686672388
Ayyyyyyyyyy!!!! Yuuki!
>sinon
>>686672424
Oh fine i'll stop teasing you.
I'm not/wasn't hitting on you though.
>>686671234
Nother okay. That's 5 hours of sleep
>>686671308
Damn
>>686671847
Amazing enough it's just this mod thats 1600 by default
Yes it was and I'll soon have a good gaming build soon
>shinoa
>>686673167
then why obsess about incest
>>686673093
The best
>>686673132
I'm the best
>>686673393
Seriously, that all it takes? A small whine?
I wasn't even serious... except about the perma boner swinging faggots
fuck those guys
p.s. im not baking breads do it yoself
>>686673556
Since when was I obsessing over it?
>>686673290
Yo! I was at Momocon yesterday and saw a few really good Sinon cosplays.
>Yuuki
Lmao fags
>best anime / hentai porn sites?
>seems like the right place to ask
>>686674040
go to next thread friend
>>686673747
