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Ask a real Christian anything!
EVOLUTION FAGGOT
>>686652660
Didn't happen. There's a missing link, /b/ro. Look it up.
You believe in god, right? So, do you also believe in Santa Claus. the Easter Bunny. and other fictitious characters?
Are jews people?
>>686652502
What's your take on homosexuality?
EVOLUTION
>>686652920
Santa claus isn't a product of Christianity
do you believe god is all just and merciful?
>>686652792
Seems like it didn't happen to you.
i love dick...
dick is just amazing...
it really turns me on...
i love the loving embrace of another cute boy...
can you please tell me whats wrong with that...?
>>686652920
>So, do you also believe in Santa Claus. the Easter Bunny.
no
please show me the holy books that say that they are real.
>>686653024
I think the book is very clear about this.
>>686653044
no
>>686653132
The book doesnt't say that there is a just or loving god.
Also, I am not a Christian; however, I still choose to celebrate Christian Holidays, such as Easter and Christmas, what are your opinions on this choice?
>>686652502
Are you Calvinist or Armenian
What is your eschatological interpretation
Are you dispensational, covenant or new covenant
Do you listen to ICP?
What makes Jesus more credible than any other God invented by humans?
I really doubt you're a Christian. At least a good one, anyway.
I doubt that's even you.
>>686653300
I'm not up to date on what the book says but being gay is cool yeah fucking guys no problem right
>>686652502
Clearly Bait
>>686653259
The book states that it is illegal for two grown up men, no prob if it's a boy
>>686653331
>I am not a Christian
Do you want to risk going to hell for that? You already celebrate Christian holidays, as you said, so go and just convert to it.
>>686653457
The first holy book does mention Jesus, not other gods. I think that's pretty significant.
>>686653592
not fully correct. See above.
>>686652502
You again
i happen to know for a fact that you are not the beast
>>686653300
John 4:16
So we have come to know and to believe the love that God has for us. God is love, and whoever abides in love abides in God, and God abides in him.
>>686653300
"The Lord is merciful and just, and our God sheweth mercy. " Psalm 116:5. read your fucking faggot
>>686652502
Would you be a christian if you had been born in India and indoctrinated as a Hindu?
>>686652920
This is why I no longer associate with atheists. Instead of engaging in thoughtful debate, you arrogantly strawman with shit like that (Santa) and label any deity as "fictitious" like all religion has been completely disproved. Not even very religious myself and I even used to be an athiest.
are you Joseph Strickland?
>>686653300
>please show me the holy books that say that they are real
Christian logic lmao
Also, here's my holy book that says santa claus is real, accept it now.
http://d28hgpri8am2if.cloudfront.net/book_images/onix/cvr9781476743738/santa-claus-is-for-real-9781476743738_hr.jpg
>>686652502
Convert to Islam
>looks at pic
Nah mate you stay christian
>>686654043
It's just some kid though
>>686653886
>>686653893
more proof against it than 4 it fgts
>>686653975
yep. Heaven sounds great 2 me.
>>686654043
true
>>686653863
?
>>686654110
not holy
>>686654132
??
>>686653377
These questions reveal exactly how well studied you are and which doctrines of belief you follow. In see you are more interested in arguing with atheists though
>>686654279
>more proof against it than 4 it fgts
Yup.
However Christians know this already, poophead.
Beast ? Is that you ?
Where is your proof for the Christian ideal of God?
I dont believe you can simply refer to the Christian scripture as evidence, since most all other religions have a holy scripture as well.
>>686652179
>>686652502
Convert to Buddhism pls
>>686652502
it's not often you find yourself face to face with the beast, and yet... here i am
>>686653726
> the first holy book mentions Jesus
There are "holy books" thousands of years older than the Bible, why don't you believe in those gods? Why don't you believe in the god of thunder and rainbow?
>>686652502
screenshots of random kid from twitch
1/10
>>686652502
How did the world start ?
https://youtu.be/zeRDR1Ytzn0
>>686654279
Your bible is not holy for me, I don't need my book to be holy for you in order to use it as an argument. Isn't that your logic?
>>686653726
So your aloud to have sex with boys but not men fucked up book you have there
>>686653377
>>686654378
I am a real Christian. I do follow only the holy bible, literally.
>>686654609
Nah
>>686654643
Because they are fiction.
>>686654596
God was actually on our earth 2000 years ago. No other god was. Enough proof.
>>686654677
God wanted to create it, so he did.
>>686654279
>>686654458
>>686654279
Joseph Strickland. A.K.A The Beast was arrested for possession of child pornography and is currently awaiting trail
>>686653726
>>>686653457
>The first holy book does mention Jesus, not other gods. I think that's pretty significant.
I don't remember Jesus from the Kesh Temple Hymn. Did he go by another name back then?
https://youtu.be/lWZifSXlzlI
>>686654279
>yep. Heaven sounds great 2 me.
Do you think Heaven sounds better than Valhalla?
One has eternal obedience and the kind of happiness most people associate with crackheads.
The other has feasting, fighting and fucking.
>>686655069
>because they are fiction
Nope, your Bible is fiction, they are older, therefore they are true, you just used this argument in your previous feedback.
Don't be a faggot OP show us you're real face
>>686655121
>>686655069
You can claim that all you want, each of those theologies listed claim the exact same thing. You still never answered those questions. This reveals you are not as well studied as you could be. One of the reasons I stopped following Christianity. Most of you think you know what the bible says when you don't even know the various doctrines that came from it
>>686655069
Shit I wanted to make a cake but I had to get a shit load of egg milk & coco powder there was a process, God just wanted it and it was so what makes that dick so special ?
This god guy is starting to sound like a hard sell
my new testement to the bible;
Rowan 1:1
This novel was written for my son Jesus (he-soos) and my wife Mary Madelyn, Also, Fuck all jews
>>686654043
I understand where you come from with your opinion. But as you mentioned it, I do not believe religion has been disproved, since you cannot disprove something that hasnt been proven, and in that I am very open to the idea of a God; however, I'd prefer it to be proven rather than to believe in a God with nothing but blind faith.
>>686652502
Why did god make you such a fat ignorant piece of shit
>>686653726
>>686653259
So you endorse pedophilia?
Just like most vicars, you fit right in!
>>686655069
so in the same part you bible speak about gays, it also speaks about clothes, Do you wear 100% cotton all over?
>>686654043
Hey, I'm an atheist and I love debates, especially thoughtful ones.
I don't follow any religions (thus, you know, atheist) and thus obviously don't believe any of them to be true which is the definition of fiction.
I don't know how you could think to have a debate with an atheist if you first need that atheist to not think of religious belief as fiction. If he didn't think it was fiction he'd be a theist.
I hope being homosexual is banned again and homosexuals killed, if we let people be homosexuals then sooner or later it will also be allowed to have sex with children.
>>686657124
So that part about Jesus loving others as he loved you was just crap then? Even Jesus pointed out that all the law can be summed up by loving god and loving others. Killing ho osexuals is a real loving act I guess
>>686655069
>mfw we try arguing with some newfag/religionfag fat hyper-christ kid on 4chan
>mfw he's backing it up with a 1500 year-old novel with hundreds of variations
>mfw he gets his own claims wrong
This is my saturday night enertainment!
>>686657707
He hasn't studied the book, you can see by my earlier targeted questions. He ist as authentic as he claims to be much like the rest of /b/
>>686657124
There's plenty of priests doing that already
Homosexual adults can consent. Children can't and animals can't. Huge difference.
Also god/jesus do not exist. It's a story made up by man.
Any Pastafarian niggas here? This Christian turd has no skill in debate, all of his responses are "because the bible said so." Well then, what makes this book so almighty. Because GOD said so?
>>686658203
God is dog back wards
>>686658203
If you want the arguments I would look at books like The case for Christ and apologists like Lee stroebel or Ravi Zacharias
>>686655739
I do care about faith, not about doctrines.
>>686655840
tf u sain?
>>686656144
You should think about the risk you are taking by not believing in him.
>>686656157
He didn't
>>686656413
lol
>>686656589
There's a reason why things are as they are.
>>686656774
yep. And polyester (which is technically cotton).
>>686657124
Not me, don't trust him.
>>686657420
>>686658083
>>686657707
2000 years old. And I didn't get anything wrong.
>>686658135
There are multiple parts in the bible that imply that only adult male consent matters.
>>686657998
Then ask a specific question about my faith.
Favorite band?
Were you raised to be christian or you have chosen it?
>>686658203
>Well then, what makes this book so almighty. Because GOD said so?
Yeah, kinda. He literally went from heaven to earth to tell us. 2000 years ago. This is your chance. Avoid hell. Follow him.
>>686658361
Really good books, they encouraged me to start writing on my own book about my realtionship with Christ.
>>686658615
Anthem Lights
>>686658444
Youndont care about doctrine??? That is what they preach at church. Your beliefs as they are taught by your pastor come from a line of doctrine that has been passed down in your church. You are really ignorant for not studying doctrines when your faith is based off christian doctrine
>>686658444
I already asked questions about you faith. You have yet to answer them since that would involve answering the doctrine related questions
>>686658897
>Were you raised to be christian or you have chosen it?
Both. My parents taught me about it, and I did choose it for myself.
>>686658992
>Your beliefs as they are taught by your pastor blah blah I'm a faggot
No, my believes do come from the bible, and only the bible.
>>686659184
see above
What gives the Christian Bible more authority than any other religious text?
>>686659308
How's your day been?
>>686659308
don't ignore me OP who are you really?
>>686659184
All the doctrines I listed are from arguments that can be found in the bible. I have studied those as well as the bible in its original languages. You should really Google the definition of the word doctrine since you are now contradicting yourself. But I guess a graduate from a Christian seminary wouldn't know what he is talking about.
>>686655121
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Joseph8276
What do you think about suicide?
And where we go after death?
>>686659420
I did already answer that
>>686659520
pretty good so far
>>686659530
Where did you get that picture??
>>686659759
We all have to learn a lot of new stuff every day.
>>686660087
fuck off plz
>>686660426
from the link, also time stamp pls
op, watch this https://youtu.be/XKAHoYCWXF8
>>686652502
What makes yo a Christian? Real or otherwise.
>>686660426
Why do you base your life on a book instead of creating a critic point of view influenced only by facts instead of fairytales? For example, thinking evolution isn't real because lack of evidence and yet there's more evidence of that than this so called god.
>>686660658
here you go.
>>686660836
Following the bible, litterally, not some watered down bs.
>>686660368
>What do you think about suicide?
Not allowed
>>686660368
>And where we go after death?
Me - heaven
You - hopefully heaven if you follow Christ, otherwise - you know...
>>686661066
this
>>686652502
Lies this is the pedo beast: http://drunken-peasants-podcast.wikia.com/wiki/The_Beast
>>686661137
accurate time stamp faggot
>>686661066
>creating a critic point of view influenced only by facts
No, it's a test created by satan, to test our faith in God.
If god exists, wy he hates you so much?
>>686662106
Because he likes jacking off to little girls.
OP real question why are you such a fat FUCKING FAGGOT!
>>686662106
>>686662262
>>686662421
real questions only pls. not insults.
>>686662106
God wouldnt have enlightened me if he didnt love me, i will be joining him in heaven. you will too if you have faith
>>686662605
ok then can we get an ACCURATE time stamp?
>>686662763
Not me but pretty good answer. You should become a priest or something.
OP there is no god... the sooner you realize that the sooner you can get off your fatass knees and stop sucking Jesus's dick. Do something with your life faggot.
>>686652502
you being a Christian can tell me nothing of value
>>686658444
The bible really Isn't 2000 Yo. No church teaches that.
I cr if a single text is from that century. Maybe the letters of John is from the 1st century? Anyone remember?
>>686663627
Not an argument
>>686663399
I am happy as a Christian, and you can become like me too if you follow Christ.
>>686663950
I'm talking about the Holy Bible, not some fucking letters. The Bible is 2000 years old.
>>686659308
The bible you say. Which one? And why that bible and not one of the other Christian bibles.
Why do you hate people of color so much?
hows you're love life?
>>686664208
Read your fucking bible. It might teach you something about your faith.
You know, you seem so ignorant that I'm beginning to wonder, did i take the b8...
>>686664832
Fags are cool
hello, not religious question but i am a... heavy guy should i be worried about getting a woman?
>>686653300
I base my ideology off of non fiction as well what is your preference
>>686664452
>>686664785
>>686665273
May the Lord forgive you for this..
>>686664262
>The bible you say. Which one?
The holy one.
>>686664606
The bible doesn't say I have to hate them, so I don't.
>>686664832
My love life with Jesus Christ is pretty good.
>>686665176
There are more important things in life. And after that.
>>686654043
>completely disproved
If I sin, will I go to hell? Is hell full of sin? Is there any sin in heaven?
>>686665488
>>686665488
hey mate, so I was getting fucked by this guy and I said no homo is it homo or?
>>686652502
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>686652502
>twinkies for jesus here
roll
why are you so fat?
>>686665488
heavy guy again, just to be specific does size matter?
>>686665488
>>>686664262 (You) #
>>The bible you say. Which one?
>The holy one.
They all call themselves that. Which printing? Which editor? Says on page 2 normally.
>>686665488
do you even know what pussy is?
>>686667049
Synonym for OP
>>686665640
So? That'a a correct portayal of him.
>>686665702
yes yes no
>>686665952
still is.
>>686665967
he did. Killed lots of polish priests.
>>686666155
?
>>686666195
God is still more powerful and intelligent. But we can't know God's bigger plan for us.
>>686666244
food
>>686666375
But those guys are correct.. this comic doesn't even try to disprove them.
>>686666467
It may or may not matter
>>686666941
>Which printing?
first one
>Which editor?
God
>Says on page 2 normally.
Mine does have more pages than that
>>686667049
Yes, but I do avoid it b4 marriage. Not worth the risk.
>>686665488
you're ruining America
>>686667609
If you had a first printing of the bible youd be amongst the richest people in the world.
>>686667609
are you Joseph Strickland?
>>686667609
I bet you it's real hard for you to avoid it
>>686667629
No he Isn't. He is a product of the ruination, not a cause.
>>686667609
youre a bad christian. you need to learn to not give in to the temptation of food
>>686667609
I think you'll be ok bro, it looks like you have pussy repellent on
>>686667609
Ok. So you are going to hell for gluttony, but dont worry because in hell theres sex, food, money, euphoria, etc. plus you wont have to do anything because sloth is allowed. Good thing you arent going to heaven, since theres none of that stuff there, just a bunch of boring people playing badminton and synchronized swimming. Looks like you dodged a bullet there, man. See you in hell, buddy.
Just think of all the crazy riligotoids in heaven, I'd rather be in hell
>>686668144
>>686668674
>going to hell for gluttony
No, because God made me this way.
>>686669282
You will regret saying that.
>>686669422
Can i have a pic of your REAL face?
>>686669852
Is this real enough??
>>686669973
ha ha ha fatty
What happened on earth before jesus came? Why wasnt he the first person?
>>686669973
lol didn't you have a youtube?
ITS THE BEAST
>>686652502
do like odin the allfather ?
>>686669422
Oh, I understand. Nobody is going to hell because God made us believe in other Gods or in no God. Oh well, I was really looking forward to partying in hell with the demon girls and their tits and pussy. At least in Heaven I'll get to work on my macaroni art skills and maybe work on my golf skills too.
>>686652502
God isn't real, therefore Christ isn't real, therefore Christianity isn't real, therefore real Christian is oxymoron
>>686652502
If God loves you why would he make you poor ugly and fat?
then why can't you give an accurate time stamp?
>>686670635
hahaha true
>>686661137
>12/5
>3:14
op, go kill yourself
>>686669973
what a way to grow up in the world, fat, ignorant, and religious.
does the name Joseph Strickland mean anything to you OP?
>>686652502
Why are you guys so obsessed with converting others to Christianity? As if being roman catholic wasn't enough.
>>686652502
>>686669422
He didnt make you that way youre fat because you choose to be. You can change that though.
where you touched by your uncle?
How do I become a true and real Christian if everyone around is a Satanist? I was born and raised in a Satanist family.
Are christians allowed to eat pussy without being married? If yes I'll convert.
