Hitler did nothing wrong
>Homo Yiffe Congregation
this will definitely go better
Heres my D
>>686589989
Hail those of the race I am a part of. I hate dicks.
I've I had a BF he would have to be into this furry bullshit. I couldn't have it any other way
>>686590205
That's what I hope.
>>686590282
moar
>>686590282
That's kind of... Not what we're doing here, but okay...
>>686590329
likewise. or at least as much of an internet-lowlife as I.
>>686590355
I want to see this ship sink too.
>>686590282
good D
>>686590329
It's hard to find someone who is near by, furry, gay/bi, cute, mentally sound, and compliments your personality/gets along with you.
Almost impossible, honestly
>>686590495
But if all the ships sink, there will be no more sinking ships to watch. What will you do then?
>>686590506
Self, I am not getting overwatch
Fucking KYS captcha, I don't want to play your games anymore
>>686590683
y not?
>>686590597
It's how it's gotta be and I'm fine with that.
>>686590669
probably go to work then
>>686590769
it doesn't interest me
>>686590597
>furry
>mentally sound
>cute
I've given up. It doesn't exist.
6638 She was a huge whore.. I have finally decided to release it. Mirror : https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
>>686590934
what's wrong with you?
>>686590952
Question:
Does that include yourself as well?
>>686591029
I don't know, I just don't like the... any of it really
>>686591036
I don't think I'm very cute. I've been told otherwise, but I don't believe it.
Also, sanity? Mostly, I have a good deal of baggage still, though I don't think I'm too "crazy".
>>686591203
I think I got the answer I was looking for.
>>686591192
the least you could do is show some interest. Blizzard probably wasted millions in their marketing campaign
>>686591436
because I love seeing ads for it on the side of every bus
someone go to my job but give me the money
>>686591527
I like it did you see what they did with the hearthstone expansion? They hired artists to paint murals all over the world
>>686591681
I'll do it!
But you have to feed me and let me touch your things.
>>686591430
To be fair, I did meet a guy (actually, off of one of these threads) that was really cool. But he was too far away. Still, I got to see a movie with him; that was nice!
>>686591708
no, I didn't see that
>>686591765
you will do no touching.
You are to live in a cardboard box in the corner and eat scraps
>>686591819
missin' out on life
>>686591811
I met a guy from one of these threads once too. He was really great and I wish things could have been better but distance created an issue.
>>686591841
Give me 10 minutes of yard time a day and an Oreo cookie and you've got a deal.
Lurking with my new BD in.
>>686592094
>distance created an issue.
That seems to be a pretty common issue here.
Oh well, I did meet a girl, we've been texting and really hitting it off. I doubt she is a furry, but I sent her (at her request) a picture of all my sex toys and she didn't balk. So hopefully she'll at least be cool with it.
>>686589989
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>>686592174
pix
>>686592210
nevermind my last statement then
>>686592254
It's a common issue. I met a girl recently but she made things weird, cause I met her through a friend of a friend of a friend that she dated for a hot minute and she was worried what her new friends (all my old friends) would think if they found out we were getting weird together.
Kind of disappointing, really, because she was really cool and now we kinda don't talk. Even when she's actually at my house.
>>686592440
sorry for decapitating you
>>686592508
works for me. I'm going to go lie down, if you still want to talk I'll be on steam for a bit longer.
bye everyone here
>>686592571
pretty rude to not pay attention to your guests
>>686592508
I'll try my best
>>686592665
alright. I might just get overwatch and immerse myself into a new game
>>686592571
That sucks dude. Try talking to her again? If it's been a while maybe she won't worry about what her friends think?
>>686592790
d'Awwww
he's friggin' adorable
>>686592774
It was never meant to be a big deal is the thing. I told her straight up I had no intention of becoming committed, especially so soon after my last relationship ended. She was like "I don't want anyone to find out, I feel weird about this." But then she's like "But I can't stop thinking about it and I want to keep doing it."
I don't do the whole secret love shit and I definitely am not into the flip-floppy shit like that either.
I'd like to get back to that cool chill girl I talked to before she made things weird though, but I doubt that would be easy.
>>686592998
>
>>686593239
>She was like "I don't want anyone to find out, I feel weird about this." But then she's like "But I can't stop thinking about it and I want to keep doing it."
Oh yeah, fuck that. I don't blame you at all dude. Sorry that happened, that always sucks.
>>686593406
Meh, She came into my life and then left (so to speak) in less than a month's time. It's not like it was a big thing, but still a little shitty. Nothing that couldn't easily roll off the back though.
I've been looking on Tinder a bit, which has just been strange overall, and the people are largely lame/uninteresting. Though I did go on one 'date' just for free food ;D
aaaaa
>>686593847
aaaaaa
>>686593847
Stop throwing a tantrum
>>686593842
Hah, I still haven't used Tinder/Grindr. I figure it's my next stop if this girl doesn't work out. And hey, free food is always a good thing!
>>686593962
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>686593984
not a tantrum
>>686593962
Oh Bog, I thought they were all dead by the thumbnail. Good thing morbid curiosity forced me to open it and see the cute, still alive kittens.
>>686594109
The problem I've had with people on Tinder is that they're all pretty boring. And the few that I've talked to that don't seem boring are either wildly distant from being my usual 'type' or they seem to be bored with me instead.
>>686592738
I'll try again tomorrow. Getting a bit sore. It's my first one I'm actually able to take. Gotta take it slow.
>>686594164
a?
>>686594331
they just chillin in the sun mane
>>686594164
What is it then, you big baby?
>>686594494
Yeah I got it mane
Have you faggots ever considered that maybe you're the problem, and not others?
>>686594331
>they seem to be bored with me instead.
That's the sort of shit that makes me really insecure. I hate making people bored. Feels shitty.
Also when people have no interest in you. One guy I was talking to just didn't understand conversations. I'd ask him something like "So where do you work?" "Hospital." "Okay, what do you do? Enjoy your job?" "Nurse, and it's okay"
It's like, dude, you gotta fucking converse with someone. Engage with them. He kept texting me for a few days going "Hello?" "You there?" I feel kinda bad for just ignoring him, but I'm not gonna fight that kinda shit.
Sorry, soapbox rant over. Anyways, I'm off to the grocery store; later dude.
>>686594690
Of course
Including this, how many avatarfagging circlejerks does /b/ have?
>>686594690
Sometimes I consider it for a moment, and then I throw the idea out the window because it's useless self doubt, also the blame clearly rests on others most of the time but you wouldn't be able to see that, having not been there to see any of the things I've seen.
>>686594844
like 1
>>686594690
Yes.
And that's not the case.
>>686594631
you?
>>686594626
just complaining
>>686594844
wafifu
gfur
animu(sometimes)
hfur
pokemon
draw
shota too, idk if loli has one but it might.
>>686594825
Oh Bog, I've been in the same exact situation before. You made the right call bro.
Have fun at the shop! cya l8r g8r.
>>686594957
me?
>>686594957
Sounds like a tantrum to me.
Brb gonna have a cancer.
>>686592750
Do it
>>686595231
im really close to buying it. My only concern is I end up getting bored after 2 games and regret it
don't buy overwatch
buy pokemon and have a good time instead
>>686595290
you started it
>>686595502
I've got both new pokemans but they're getting kinda boring
>>686595685
get pokemon heartgold/soulsilver and play them with me
No he did something wrong he lost
>>686595807
but every pokemon game is like the same. You should just get overwatch and play it with me instead
Trying to decide between going to bed or staying up all day to go to the music festival
>>686596256
i dont have a system to play overwatch on
my computer definitely cant handle a game of that size
>>686595407
Well best to wait until ranked is out then imo. So like 2-3 weeks, unless you want to practice
>>686595502
Pokemon like every other pokemon
>>686596602
pokemon a fun
>>686596519
is it a laptop?
>>686596602
meh im sure ill cave in before that. Im guessing playing with you is going to be impossible?
time to go to work
see you guys later
>>686596948
baibai bbgurl
>>686596661
pokemon are gay
>>686596718
Eh, its okay I guess to play on 200 ping, did it throughout the beta. Depends how I feel and how autistic my teams have been that day
>>686597805
>pokemon are gay
You're a gay!
I'm back! Don't die on me!
>>686597996
Pegging is the best
No? Am I the only one left?
>>686590730
Yum~ Do you live in England?
>>686597805
are you too good for me or something?
>>686599368
eh, Im ok, not great.
Just playing tracer on 200 ping sounds cancer
>>686599068
Hullo I'm playing cute flash games in the other tab.
Welcome back.
>>686599498
who would you recommend for a beginner?
>>686599895
Soldier
Anything but tracer, hanzo, widowmaker, genji
>>686599998
those look like the most fun >.<
>>686600375
well if you can aim, go for it. but if you're doing trash, swap.
>>686600460
i cannot
i heard there was auto aim though?
>>686600935
soldier's ult is 50 shots (2 clips) of auto aim, other than that, no
>>686601082
i've been misled
>>686601499
why would an fps have wide spread auto aiming?
There are melee character and characters who have lockon short range lighting type things(2 with lightning style things)
>>686601614
idk thats just what someone told me i think they were just mad at overwatch or something
are the melee attacks an instakill like Cod?
>>686601938
All melee attacks do 30 except for 1 tank and genji when they ult
heroes generally have 150-250hp(non tanks)
>>686599614
Nice! I'm making pancakes in my rice cooker. They're excellent.
*squish*
>>686602107
Oooo, sounds tasty. I put powdered sugar on my pancakes.
Where are you from?
>>686602059
that kinda sucks but i can see why it could be too Op
>>686602248
Denver! And I like maple syrup. The one I'm doing right now has cream cheese in it too; it's supposed to make it a lot better. I dunno though. I also JUST realized I forgot to put any non-stick spray on the pan before I cooked this one. FUCK.
>>686602370
melee hits are instant and fairly quick to be done again... I think most heroes are balanced bar like 4
>>686602433
Psh, rookie mistake. Noob. Pleb.
How's Denver? My brother really likes your football team.
>>686602586
I got excited!!! The first one turned out really good!
I love it here. Don't know (or care) for shit about sports, but I think we're pretty good. We won that superbowl thing, so there's that. But it's awesome, tons of hiking and camping to do, the city is fun, my only complaint is housing prices suck and traffic is a bitch.
>>686602772
That all sounds very familiar. You should send me a picture of your face.
>>686602504
let me guess mcgree, ice lady, lucio and someone else?
>>686602989
Nah, you don't want a picture of my face!
>>686599343
LONDON
O
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D
O
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>>686602996
mcree, widowmaker, genji and I said 4 to sound like I was making a big deal
>>686603122
Oh but I doooo
You have Snapchat? Snap me bb @ kmatt38
Let me viddy that qt3.14 face you got :3
>>686603134
they're balanced because they take skill to play :^)
>>686603412
Nooooooo
Also, too much cream cheese. DAMMIT. I knew it when I was mixing it. I was like "Should I put more cream cheese in here?" And the right answer was "No", but I went with "Yes" because I am not smart.
>>686603591
mcree has an instant 400 damage right click, with an instant reload roll and a stun
widow compared to soldier:
same hp, +5 ammo, long range escape, 150 damage body shot scope, poison mine which alerts when even destroyed
And with genji, he has a dash(similar to yasuo in LoL) which resets on elimination, completely stupid
Only widow takes skill out of those, she needs like 150hp
>>686603729
Culinary is trial and error. Hard to get something right the first few tries. Keep practicing
>>686603729
Awh but you seem like a fun dude :( I want to chat you up more.
And once again, rookie mistake. Noob. Pleb~
>>686603898
yea but genji basically can't kill anyone with his shitty shurikens right?
>>686603977
Oh I will. It was still a good experiment. The first one (without cream cheese) came out really good.
>>686604088
Aww, thanks! I don't do snapchat or much social shit though. I try to hang out here as much as I can.
>>686604146
i think theyre 25 damage, so 50 hs
he throws 3 at a time
>>686604281
still kinda sucks that all he can do is poke at people if he's not in melee range or doesnt have his ult
