Dubs decide.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dubs decide.
>>686581406
Yo mama so fat she needed cheat codes to play wii fit
alright be one of those bitches then, it is your choice anyways
or
if i was sound like my mother i'd say how much i hate you
send massive cock (just use google) and say "really?"
>>686581711
winrar
>>686581809
>>686581711
OP won't do it he's a pussy
what a bitch. dubs decide
>>686582124
fuck you
>>686582302
OP confirmed for small dick
>>686582302
put back
your right, that's my moms
>>686582414
this
I was joking before, but I kinda need your help. I really just need to talk. So me and cousin were hiking in the local woods, and I thought it would be funny to push him into a bush. I did, and it turns out the bush was hiding a 100 meter drop. He was rushed to the hospital, and died last night. I don't know what to do. I was really hoping you could help me take my mind, I don't know, do you maybe wanna go on a hike with me?
>>686582414
Rolling for this
>>686582302
u've sent the worst dikpik u could.
so at least now say "u right. wanna see real me?"
>>686582525
roll
8904 She was a huge whore..
I have finally decided to release it.
Mirror :
https://mega.nz/#!i04y1bZa!A4yGbHGZdPelSib8Cye87PVKv8Av5XSBt2Lp3gYrQZo
Maybe, but if you show me your tits you can get a real pic
>>686582614
Rolling for this
>>686582414
Roll
>>686582525
roller
>>686582614
This
>>686582614
Rolling
>>686582525
this op
>>686582414
Rollerino
>>686582614
roll
>>686582614
roll
>>686582614
Roll roll roll
>>686582414
rolleroo
>>686582614
Rollerino
>>686582302
How about you come over and check yourself?
>>686582414
roll, where's the dubs at?
>>686582414
roll
You dirty whore
>>686582525
do it
>>686582614
Rolling for this
>>686582414
Roller
>>686582930
Send her pic related
>>686582614
Dubs
>>686582614
roll
Do you want to find out is that me or not?
>>686582614
Rolling
>>686582990
Get
>>686582414
rollerina
>>686583094
Getter
>>686582414
this
>>686583160
Ghetto
>>686582614
Roll
>>686583192
Fetto
>>686582614
Rip dubs
>>686582502
roll
Heil Hitler fucking Whore
>>686582614
Rollerino
>>686583255
WINRAR
alas, tis not me my fair lady, I'm somewhat less equipped in the genital department :/
*puffs up chest* *clears throat*
but I can be a real man and give you all the emotional and financial support you need and more ;D
>>686583331
So close to quads.
>>686583331
Ooooh oh. Sorry for you, anon. So close
>>686583365
I think it's count huh?
>>686583364
r0lll
>>686583388
Checked heil hitler
>>686583437
This guy already got winrar
>>686583255
>>686583255
winrar
>>686583505
why don't you cry about it faggot
>>686583388
>wasted dubs
>why live?
nigger tongue my anus
>>686583672
roll
>>686583684
"cmon, share some tits...its summer"
>>686583722
Even more wasted dubs.
>why live?
>>686583766
that was fast. wins
>>686583684
this bitch is savage af
lmao small dick op getting rekt
Fine, I'll come out for real if you show me your tits plz
>>686582990
>>686583672
This thread just became cancer
>>686583894
roll
>>686583854
ayyy lmao she gittin this nig turnt bruh keepin it 100 fire lit af bruh
>>686583895
>just became
>>686583684
You dirty whore, wanna cum on daddy's face?
>>686583894
roll
>>686583988
Winrar
*I knock on the door*
It's me goku
there are 7 planets and i will destroy ur ass
OP deliver
>>686584101
Rollz
Pic related
>>686584101
Roll
>>686584101
roll
>>686584101
roll
>>686584182
Rollerino
senpai notice me
>>686584101
*ur anus
>>686584101
reroll
>>686584103
I always deliver, faggot
>>686584101
rollin
>>686584251
no ur ass
The only thing I hate more than bitches like you are niggers
>>686584244
fuck you.
Belay that OP
>>686584285
no ur anus
>>686584382
no you
>>686584415
no u
>>686584305
roll
>>686584405
MODS
>>686584093
Rool
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>686584528
not this
I like you
don't go to school tomorrow
>>686584405
>>686584473
>>686584510
>>686584570
AND NOT THIS
>>686584528
This
You cancerous fuckers
>>686584528
rollerino
aren't you the one they call stump grinder?
>>686584528
Roll
"I'm sorry. Let's talk normal, I have to confess something."
>>686584594
rolling for this.
>>686584722
Winrar
>>686584594
Thjis
>>686584722
Winner
>>686584766
winrar
>>686584819
Wiener
>>686584778
WINRAR
>>686584779
Kek
>>686584594
rollin
>>686584779
Not as hard as I'll hit you with my 10 inch wang
>>686584779
She gives fewer fucks than op.
>>686584594
rolli
>>686584858
Guy, kys
>>686584722
W I N R A R
I
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R
A
R
>>686584528
rolling this
>>686584931
THANKS GOD SOMEBODY KILLS THIS CANCER
>>686581406
Please send help. I am entirely dying.
>>686584922
>>686584766
winrar
>>686584922
Oh shit! This
>>686584528
roll
>>686584722
WIN
>>686585055
check em
>>686585055
WINRAR
>>686585055
Do it op! You fucking idiot!
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>>686584722
This guy wins
is OP kill?
>>686582525
roll
>>686582614
rollex
>>686584722
Also
>>686582614
rollin
Youre a faggot
How about you send me nudes? just some advice
>>686585399
WIN
"tourettes ain't kicking in you're on 4chan you dumb bitch you just don't know it"
>>686585419
Nachricht eingeben
>>686585399
W I N R A R
I
N
R
A
R
also this
>>686585555
WIN
>>686585555
fucking quads
>>686585555
AYYY
>>686585419
How about you are going to just like me for who I am.
>>686585555
Quads checked.
>>686585555
Witnessed
>>686584528
Roll for marines
>>686585555
CHECKED WINRAR
>>686585596
Rollerskates
>>686585555
holy fuck check dem
>>686585555
CHEKD
ok you got me thread
send her this
>>686585655
Dubs checking quads, fuckin chek'd
boards.4chan.org/b/thread/686581406/dubs-decide
>>686585832
roll
>>686585832
Raul
>>686585832
Rollio
>>686585832
Roll
OP is gone...
>>686585966
W1n
>>686585832
roll, this has to be done.
>>686585730
rolling for ^
GG abandon thread
>>686585419
Oh, ein Deutscher.
Schreib' "Sorry für den ganzen Mist. 4chan ist heute besonders krebsig."
Next dubs get get her kik.
>>686585555
WITNESSED
henry rollins for kik user
>>686586166
>k
fastest win i've ever witnessed on /b/
>>686586112
OP ended up being the one getting roasted.
>>686586112
Give her kik to the first guy that responds to this
>>686586112
She's right. This conversation ist mostly embarrassing for 4chan.
>>686585399
fuck off samefag OP don't do any of this autist bullshit
>>686586166
Sonic, is that u?
>>686586206
How bout this one?
What a self important bitch.
Please send "don't speak to me or my son again" then block her.
>>686586166
my kik is lucasonfirre, message me and I give it to you
Kill her
Its dat boi!!!!!!!!!!
>>686586320
that one's 1:15, this one's 00:30
the "ok" response was pretty kekworthy though
>I've never greentext'd before
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>686586338
Everybody spam lucasonfirre
>>686586112
She knows what's up.
We're not laughing with you, OP. We've laughing at you.
I shit out of my mouth and give blow jobs with my nigger asshole
>>686584766
OP you seem to have forgotten...
this is winrar....
I barf cum into my grandmothers wrinkly leather pussy
>>686586602
because she already knows what's up and I'm out of school. gave her kik out though
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>686586730
ok i forgive you
Okay, enough oft this. I would really like to take you out for a nice dinner sometime. Nothing fancy. Just to geht to know you a bit better you cum gurgling whore.
Anyone up for round 2?
>>686586861
Roll
>>686586889
yes
>>686586933
winrar
MY ASSHOLE IS A PORTAL TO THE NIGGER UNIVERSE WEAR I SPRAY UM OUT OF MY EYE SOCKETS ONTO YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER WHILE SHE'S PREGNANT WITH A TRANNY
>>686586889
sure, same chick?
>>686586965
Roll
>>686586924
Make a new thread this is almost kill
>>686586933
WINRAR also krautocorrect ftw
>>686587009
Pg 1 fucktard
>>686586924
Why are you covering up the name "No Name"? I'm pretty sure that's not her real name bro
Just get here and suck me already *orgasm emoji*
Give her the lemon pic I sent you
can you tell me if my dick is a chose or not?
Send her this
>>686586933
WINRAR!!
>>686586861
Winrar
My claim to fame is that I was once at a Micheal Barrymore pool party. The one thing I don't usually tell people is that I was there to fish turds out of the pool where the other guys went a bit too crazy with poppers
![Screenshot_2016-05-28-22-27-38[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/438/1464438482883.jpg "Screenshot 2016-05-28-22-27-38[1]")
>>686587199
>>686587199
Winner ''edit "chode"
>>686587351
Kek
>>686587351
roll
>>686587377
check em
>>686587212
I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.
>>686587377
checked!!
>>686587372
correct yourself with "chode*" so she knows what you're talking about. a typo like that isn't unbelievable
>>686587372
I want to shit in your mouth and lick your used tampon you dirty whore
![Screenshot_2016-05-28-22-30-58[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/438/1464438673046.jpg "Screenshot 2016-05-28-22-30-58[1]")
>>686587355
Ok so you're cute. I'm cute. Lets cut the three days of texting back and forth and meet up and get to know each other like real humans. How's a coffee sound?
jk hows your day?
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
>>686587646
So you're saying my dick isn't a chode? Thank god.
>>686587700
WINRAR!!!
>>686587700
Winrar
>>686587684
Do it
can i habe de pusi pls?
>>686587700
This shit is beautiful
>linear as fuck
>>686587372
>Good intro though
She sounds like fun. You should actually try to hit that instead of listening to us
FUCKIN FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER FUCK NIGGER FUCK NIGGER FUCK NIGGER FUCK NIGGER FUCK NIGGER FUCK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>686587562
thjis
I hear you have a dick and I kind of want you to accidentally put it inside me.
>>686587778
Nice trips
![Screenshot_2016-05-28-22-33-20[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/438/1464438835155.jpg "Screenshot 2016-05-28-22-33-20[1]")
>>686587700
>>686587800
WINRAR
I'm the guy she censored out. The name he crossed out was lemon. This is how mines been going
>>686587800
I think so too.
Knock knock
>>686587835
hey bOss
look i'm just a really nice guy and i'd appreciate it if you gave me a chance
I have two penises as arms. I'm like your new alien overlord
>>686587920
Said no nice guy
>ever
are you a squirter?
>>686587878
Kek
>>686587878
>the earlobes were fat
![Screenshot_2016-05-28-22-36-34[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/439/1464439018845.jpg "Screenshot 2016-05-28-22-36-34[1]")
>>686587833
>>686587878
Are you a Netflix and chill kinda girl or icecream and cry
Look, I really like you, and I want to spend time with you and treat you well. But you need to know that I masturbate to Donald Trump in my spare time
>>686588170
op send some massive but realistic looking cock (gogole, tumblr)
>>686588201
This is gold
Saved to memory for further pwnage
>>686586758
Reroll
>>686588288
dubs, send her a screen shot of this convo
>>686588288
I have a scat fetish
>>686588201
Roll
>>686587694
Rerolling this
>>686588277
winrar
>>686588395
roll
>>686588395
rollerino
>>686588455
winrar
>>686588455
WINNNRARRR
>>686588483
>>686588520
this was first >>686588277
>>686581406
"Yeah except I'm not always trying to bang my son"
>>686588455
POST this OP Faggot
>>686588170
This gal is true. Its because of fucbois like you that she'll end up dating chat.
>>686588520
Never said dubs decide you retard. I'm tryna get them lobes boi
>>686588455
>>686588466
two times dubs. Fucking winrar
>>686588455
OP post this!!!!
you seem cool, don't go to school tomorrow
>>686581406
wow cringed
let's see if a sharpie fits in your pooper
>>686582414
roll
>>686588616
Read the 1st post, you double nigger inbred retard
>>686588395
>>686588455
>>686588466
>>686588277
>>686588719
forget them lobes
double dubs wins
WINRAR!!!
>>686588781
she is savage as fuck
>>686588781
oh fuck thats a burn jesus christ
>>686588781
rekt
>>686588781
You know if you weren't having fun you'd have left a long time ago. Let's get some real talk in here.
>>686588781
she is waste of time...next bitch pls
ye
i love you
I'm trying to eat my on shit and shit it out as an infinite loop as we speak
>>686588776
I'm not op. Op gave me Kik in exchange for some dank maymays I'm just checking in
/b/ likes your face. They will be coming to your graduation
>>686588781
Wow OP, she's got the same amount of defense of OJ
![Screenshot_2016-05-28-22-46-39[1].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1464/439/1464439578045.jpg "Screenshot 2016-05-28-22-46-39[1]")
waste of time.
idislikeradish
use the app "ghostkik" to fake gallery photos as camera. hopefully anons see this, it'll change the game
>>686588946
this
>>686588997
bomb her /b/ with dicks and shit
she deserves it
>>686588911
Check
>>686588946
roll
