So what'll it be like once Trump is president?
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So what'll it be like once Trump is president?
>>686537732
Sad and very disappointing
>>686537732
There will be no election... Obama will declare martial law... maybe if people paid attention to the real politics they would understand that were fucked
>>686537732
It is going to be the best years of 21st century, we need him.
>>686538270
it's this possible?? Why and how does this work
>>686538270
you don't even need to pay attention to the "real politics" to understand that were all doomed.. obama said himself that its very possible that he will serve a 3rd term
>>686537732
>what'll it be like once Trump is president?
Pretty much the same.
>>686537732
All scary debates would be outlawed and the national bird would be changed to the Yellow-Bellied Siskin.
the Biff Casino future obviously, your mom will have fake boobs and Donald trump will kill your father
>>686537732
Good, if you like more dead brown things.
>>686538982
Who doesn't?
>>686538522
it's the law... if martial law is declared the election will be suspended... its very possible considering the whole isis thing and obama said himself that its very possible
>>686537732
China becomes United States' dominatrix because Coward-in-Chief Trump is too afraid to stand up to them. Sad!
>>686539149
Brown things.
What the fuck would you expect? it's hard to identify a problem when you are it...
>>686538982
Actually, I think Hillary would kill more brown things...in terms of Middle East policy, she's GW Bush 3.0, picking up where Obama leaves off.
Trump, despite his many faults, is not interested in globalist regime change.
Fantastic!
Let's roll.
>>686537732
Anyone but Crooked Hillary.
>>686538593
He'll be assasinated if that happens, or civil war rebellion type shit will go down.
>>686537732
>once Trump is president
lol
>>686539450
What is the reason material law is declared?? does it have to do with the polls
>>686539923
>>686538982
The 30K deleted emails have been recovered. McAullife FBI investigation just the start of the CGI influence peddling scheme unraveling.
>>686539813
>implying the wall won't be guarded with live ammo
>implying all the deportations won't lead to economy crashes in Mexico and likely South America as a whole.
>implying Trump is not going to employ the "drone everything that moves east of Turkey" policy in order to use minimum resources for maximum results
If you want more dead brown, Trump is your man. Get out of here with your shilling nigger, we all know the Dems love browns, they put one in charge.
MAGA
>>686537732
>>686539813
This. Didn't Trump say that he wanted the U.S. to stop whoring out the military? If he can move us away from globalism, cuck the media, and beat political correctness into a vegetative state with a tire iron then I'm willing to put up with a LOT.
>>686537732
Donald is high energy.
>>686537732
I just hope it'll be easier to keep non straight white males in their place.
>>686537732
not much will change in terms of day to day life.
No, in all seriousness, motherfucker's going to get his shit stuffed in by Clinton. rofl
>>686538270
Get a grip anon.
>>686539813
I'm less into regime changes than I am into beating the mudslimes into pacifism like we did the japs.
>>686540965
You have to go back.
>>686538270
Every motherfucking libertarian says this before every single president's term is up. Hasn't come true before. Won't become true now.
>>686540486
>>686537732
know who else was like him? teddy roosevelt. he did great things. Drastic things, but amazing and beneficial.
>>686540148
Never happened, never will. Tinfoils say this every four years.
>>686541170
Does Cowardly Trump need that fence because he's scared of them?
>>686540965
>I HAVE A VAGINA SO VOTE FOR ME
The wall just got ten feet higher Pablo.
>>686538068
Very low energy cuck here. Do you still live in a basement?
>>686540589
>>implying the wall won't be guarded with live ammo
it won't (at least little used)
>>implying all the deportations won't lead to economy crashes in Mexico and likely South America as a whole.
it won't (why would it?)
>>implying Trump is not going to employ the "drone everything that moves east of Turkey" policy in order to use minimum resources for maximum results
um, Obama is the drone king...Hillary will be the same, if not worse. Trump and Sanders have been the least interventionist candidates since the beginning, along with Rand Paul...
>If you want more dead brown, Trump is your man. Get out of here with your shilling nigger, we all know the Dems love browns, they put one in charge.
Um, no. The Dem VOTERS put Obama in office, because they thought they were getting something different...change, and whatnot. Didn't happen. Hillary is essentially a neo-con in her foreign policy, despite her pandering to the victim classes of America.
>>686541628
Why, are you scared of what's in the basement?
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>>686541500
I dont know annon. Why dose mexico need a wall on its southern boarder?
>>686541500
Sacred of them turning the US into a crime ridden third world shithole like Mexico? Worried is a better word, it's a very worrisome thing.
>>686541628
Gotta invest in more energy, friend. Your bait is looking unhealthy and insufficient .
Do basic math OP. Trump's flat tax plan expands the deficit by a couple of trillion. US defaults. Trump freaks out, blames democrats. Republicans continue to fail to see the connection between revenue and deficits. Attempt more spending cuts. Massive shock to the economy. US becomes third world country. Thanks Obama.
>>686541533
Yall acting like they can't get in. If we didn't want them there, they couldn't get in there.
Kinda like your mom. if she didn't want niggers fucking her, they wouldn't be able to fuck her.
>>686537732
Hillary advocates for rapists.
>>686540637
Hahaha, holy shit that sounds awesome. But...
>War is now obsolete
>Being unemployed is illegal
>Feminism outlawed
>Everyone knows the law
...we are so far from any of that being feasible it's hilarious. War should be obsolete, and if employment was as simple as walking into a building and being told, "Look, these positions are open here, here, and here. Nobody wants these jobs. Sign on to do them for X years and we'll pay you while you train," people would still bitch about not being able to find work. Outlawing Feminism isn't likely to happen just because the toxicity of the movement still isn't overtly horrific enough to call it a criminal or terrorist belief system. And, obviously, I wouldn't expect 10% of the population to know more than 50% of the law at any given time when we have more than 20,000 laws regarding nothing but guns.
>>686540965
>>686541893
Everyone knows that white people are afraid of most other colored races. Other than asian. Yellow isn't a very scary color.
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>>686541899
Everything's scary to Cowardly Trump and his yellowshorts!
>>686541986
Yet people here freak out about her being a SJW.
>>686542056
>>686541945
That's fucking retarded and involves no math, and does not recognize the fact that the federal budget is subject to change. Also, default is basically impossible to avoid at this point. Merely a question of when and how.
>>686541376
That's...actually a great point. And nobody wanted him to be president, either--especially not the people controlling the party system at that time.
>>686542077
go back to tumblr pls.
>inb4 stale 'redstate' lawsuit article pasta
>>686539923
>>686542238
>Dont force me to face my fears.
>>686541805
Here's what lives in the basement:
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>>686538522
Last time U.S. tried that it worked pretty well, just ask Maryland
>>686541927
My b8 or his b8?
>>686541978
Democrats want them here because they give them free votes. Literally everyone else realizes the real problems they bring in with them.
You can't import third worlders without importing third world problems.
>>686542133
Nice objective argument retard.
>>686537732
Hillary supports women. Well, some women.
>>686541945
>Attempt more spending cuts
More? Spending cuts? There haven't been any spending cuts. The budget gets larger every single year...yeah, tax cuts are a problem, but only because spending keeps going up.
Anything will be better than the government of this pussy ass negro monkey ass idiot of a president. Obama FUCK YOUR OBAMACARE FUCKING MONKEY!!!!
this
>>686542349
Kek
>>686542254
>>686537732
Same shit, except we'd have an egotistical billionaire on a power trip as a president instead of a nigger who fucks with our health insurance. So I guess it'd suck, but a pretty similar answer for any other candidate.
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>>686542298
Can I get off the train, Mr. Trump? That forest looks scary - wait I mean there's no reason why I should waste time going through this forest and something something business decision.
>>686541986
http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/
the same as always
>>686542514
Rich old faggots want them here because they work for chump change.
It's all about the money, faggot.
>>686542338
I'm half mexican and work with mexicans every day. gtfo with that dumb shit. everyone but you seems to know that your shit stinks.
>>686542531
Steven Crowder is such a fucking baller.
>>686542555
Can someone explain what Obama is doing wrong atm? I'm just getting racist vibes from people who hate him yet they can't ever show me proof on why he sucks. As far as i know he's just a mediocre basic president that hasn't done anything special other than being black.
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>>686542666
He sure does, trips confirm.
>>686542555
you sound butthurt. Don't worry, Obamacare covers that.
lol
>>686542731
True, forgot about that one.
>>686537732
>>686537732
>>686540637
>2017
>Trump has been president for 1 year
This person is doesn't know how time works
>>686537732
I bet you feel accomplished by posting such low hanging fruit you faggot
>>686542703
Yeah but thats obviously proof snopes is part of a pro Hillary conspiracy because it disagrees with some shit some idiot saw on the internet.
Trumps a faggot
>>686542791
The federal government is 99% owned by the rich. Establishment candidates will do whatever is best for the business interests of the uber-wealthy regardless of party - and they're only selling you a set of two watered-down-as-possible social narratives to keep you from realizing it.
>>686542133
>>686542077
>>686542143
>>686541978
>>686541945
>>686541805
The shill(s) is here on his appointed rounds.
>>implying all the deportations won't lead to economy crashes in Mexico and likely South America as a whole.
>it won't (why would it?)
Immigrants who barely speak English working in America = Barely literal immigrants with USB
Barely literate immigrants getting scammed out of their money = more money for US one way or another
>>686541986
Damn she's aged well for being 41 in that picture, I wonder what her secret was.
Anwho, that's lawyers for ya!
>>686541899
Mexico isn't a third world country dumbass
>>686542791
>As far as i know he's just a mediocre basic president that hasn't done anything special other than being black.
>making it illegal not to buy healthcare
>"lol who cares man, stop being so racist, it's the current year"
>>686543202
USD not USB
>>686543129
What? I'm going to fight you irl for that! Oh, but only if there's money going to charity. Um, and we'd obviously have to talk about where we'd fight and the rules. Actually, I'm going to fight someone tougher than you - fighting you would be a waste of my time.
>>686537732
>>686543140
But hasn't the government been lobbied out the ass in the past by big corporations? What's the difference with obama in office?
>>686542143
basicly same thing:
horrible person and a nightmare as president
>>686542703
>http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/
So the true part of this is that she defended the guy knowing that he did it. What a fucking bitch. 12 FUCKING YEARS OLD. And she got a guy off on a technicality from RAPING a 12 YEAR OLD.
Fuck her so hard. I hope she burns.
>>686543202
Meant to reply to
>>686541721
>>686542791
ignorance is reaching a boil basically, everyone feels they know everything because of smart phones but they know basically nothing and they all reinforce each other with the delusion. Trump represents this vast amount of complete and utter garbage minded people who are now finally coming together because it's no effort now. They used to be disorganized and shamed but with social media they get to bloom with their dumbfuck world ruining shit. If Trump wins it will go so downhill so fast it'll be amazing. Even if we impeached him the damage would be irreversible, literally anyone famous will be able to be president. This election is the decider rubicon.
>>686543310
2nd world country. Ever been? It's alright.
Bernie is now supporting Trump.
Anyone but Hillary.
>>686542514
>illegal immigrants
>votes
wowie weve got a real smart one here
>>686542578
>>686540637
>>686537732
>>686537732
It's never hard to spot the fascists.
>>686543380
Yeah, it looks bad that he backed down, but it really *was* a waste of his time. A decent chunk of Bernie's supporters already decided to vote Trump over Hillary, and it's not like he's going to win California if he debates him.
>>686543426
There's no difference at all under Obama, really. That's what I mean. The capture of the federal government by economic interests is ongoing and inevitable under our current system.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_totalitarianism
>>686543514
You should look up what lawyers do. Their job is different to the judge's.
>>686543310
1st world country- Capitalists and their allies
2nd world country- Socialists and their allies
3rd world country- Not affiliated with either group
>>686543614
yeah drugs, corruption, crime obvious thinks of 2nd world countries
>>686542791
>Can someone explain what Obama is doing wrong
Depends. If you voted for him in '08 (like me), you were supposedly voting for a breath of fresh air who would run the most transparent administration in history, put an end to our meddling in the Middle East, and bring back productive bipartisanship in Washington.
We got the least transparent administration in history, increased drone strikes and domestic spying, continuing involvement in the clusterfuck that is the Middle East, an insanely divided and partisan Washington, and a more fucked-up healthcare system than before.
>>686542791
You hit the nail on the head. Mediocre president, conservatives hate niggers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVqO3r3ugVo
>>686537732
Things will be like normal - politicians lie and none of their campaign promises are kept.
There will be no wall, and he'll prove he was just as bad a choice as the cunt is.
>>686543661
It's never hard to spot the Bernie supporter
>>686543864
Well put sir.
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>>686543263
How you doin' tonight shill? Oh wait, it's morning in Mumbai, where you get more for your shill dollar.
>>686544048
Considering the bullshit he inherited I think he's done a pretty good job of recovery. Look at what Bush inherited and ended up with.
>>686543864
the only thing you can't totally blame him for is the situation in washington. All these tea party/molon labe idiots found the dumbest men and women in each of their congressional districts and sent them to washington do be their congressman.
but ya, as a liberal he was a huge dissapointment for me too
>>686541721
>why would the removal of Mexican workers in the USA crash the mexican economy
Look at the money they send back as a proportion of the GDP bro.
>Brown is now not a victim class
You just went full retard.
Are you really saying that Hillary is going to be a worse candidate for non-whites than Trump?
Fuck nigger.
>>686538270
>were fucked
>were
Berniefag common core teenager detected
>>686543849
So no you have never been I take it. Here, this is what the border looks like. (some of it is different) The entrances are even bigger walls with guys around them.
>>686537732
inb4 shillery clitson literally vote fixes her way in
>>686543711
I see three major benefits to Trump in debating Sanders if he thinks he can win:
1. As he noted, he would get the biggest ratings and media coverage in cable news history, which is the foundation of his campaign.
2. Show the general electorate that he's solid on the issues, alleviating people's fear that he doesn't know what he's doing.
3. Make Clinton look spineless and weak, sitting on the sidelines after running away from the debate.
It really wasn't a waste of his time - it would have been a masterstroke. That is why he initially agreed until he talked with his advisors and realized he'd lose, look foolish, AND make Sanders look like a much stronger candidate to the Democrats, whose top candidate is currently at risk of being indicted for multiple felonies.
>>686544092
ye
i can't tell what would be worse for trump supporters
if trump loses and their dreams are crushed
or if trump wins and fails to deliver on 90% of his policy promises like every other dickhead.
>>686543864
Everytime i hear this guy, never seen someone who can talk out the ass quite lime chomsky.
>>686544337
Bernie and his bots suck Obamas dick like a Popsicle you fucking Mongoloid
>>686544504
I've read Trump's book. He doesn't understand shit.
>>686544642
meant for
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>>686544317
I actually appreciate the tea party idiots to a point. If there was a candidate in my district these days whose whole platform was "I will vote NAY on every bill that doesn't repeal another law", I would campaign on his/her behalf. We have way too many laws in this country, especially on the federal level.
>>686544180
lol. that's just such a democrat thing to do.
You don't see the right acting like morons and being completely fake.
>>686543659
You do realize that Democrats want illegals to be able to vote right? They've been trying to legislate that for about 20 years now.
>>686544180
So many implications that you are implying tonight.
>>686544701
Well, yeah. That's the reason why he backed down from what seems to be a major victory for him - an issues-focused debate with Sanders would be an absolute disaster for the Trump campaign.
>>686544776
Laws are a response to a problem. Whenever the laws are repealed the problem returns and the dipshits who repealed them always act surprised.
>>686544904
>ILLEGALS
>vote
Holy motherfucking shit, I am not even that anon, but you must see how retarded that statement is?
>>686544361
Very few of these size walls exist on the border. Much of it has no fence at all. Some of the fencing is literally waist high cattle fence.
In sierra vista, AZ, there is a fence that is pretty well built and it comes to a river and then just stops. Then continues on the other side. I've walked right up to it and you can just walk right around the edge without even having to come close to the water.
>>686545084
My statement is true. They have been trying to get "undocumented immigrants" into the voting booths forever now. Not my fault you're uninformed.
>>686545084
Please excuse that anon - he forgot to cut eye-holes in his tinfoil helmet
>>686544328
>Are you really saying that Hillary is going to be a worse candidate for non-whites than Trump?
Yes. Her support of minimum wage hikes, corrupt trade agreements, interventionism and regime change, increased vocational regulation, and double-down healthcare positions will all hurt non-whites, women, and everyone else.
>>686544614
Well if he loses, Trump supporters aren't going to chimp out like the beaners and niggers are doing currently.
If he wins, it'll just be more bitching and complaining that he sucks as a Prez and helping pave the way for Cunton's possible win in 4 years.
>>686544313
Listen i like the guy, as far as economic matters go how much control the president has is up for debate, things certainly are better now than in 2007.
But i personally feel ripped off by a lot of promises he made that were dumped.
> single payer and/or public option
> closing guantanamo
> promises about transparancy
> the now-infamous "dont do dumb shit" state department mantra then libya, syria etc.
I hate the idea of ongoing drone strikes, warrantless wire taps, black site CIA prisons etc. I hate that nothing substantive has been done about global warming. I hate that america has not moved quicker towards decriminalizing certain drugs as a matter of prison reform. I hate that he tries to slyly take credit for gay marriage when he did nothing to advance that cause.
Did he do a bunch of good shit? Yes. Did he do a bunch of shit I wish he hadn't Hell yes.
So i guess that sums up why i find him "mediocre"
>>686545084
>>686545457
Fine, here. The product of 5 seconds on Google.
http://nypost.com/2016/02/22/new-bill-could-give-illegal-aliens-voting-rights-in-new-york-city/
>>686545410
If they are undocumented, how could that possibely constitute a fair democracy you inbred? as they could vote multiple times.
They need to be legalised and processed before voting, so what people have proposed is legalising them through visas etc, and giving those that hold such documents the right to vote.
Fuck.
>>686539633
Nigger detected
>>686545782
You don't think I agree with you that it's batshit insane? They ARE trying to make it happen. It doesn't matter if it makes sense or not.
see
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>>686545553
Lol, all of those things are the reason first world countries work and provide higher living standards. Your side of politics has your brain working backwards.
>>686544776
I get where you're coming from. I grew up in a small town, they're good people.
In regards to your specific point I don't, in a sense, care how MANY laws we have in the country as long as they all make sense, and/or serve the common good.
I'm willing to concede that many (most? a lot?) of them don't, that they were written by special interest groups and rubber stamped by some dip-shit in congress.
>>686545410
>>686545782
Don't forget the felon vote. Brought to you by Dirty Terry McAuliffe, Chinese contractor and Clinton stooge.
>>686545739
>an extention to the ID cards they were already being given
I rest my case. They had simply decided to label these people as "illegal" in the news when they were clearly being supported by the local government.
>>686545018
>Laws are a response to a problem
Yes, laws are a response to a perceived problem. That is not to say that there actually is a problem, or that the law effectively addresses that problem. You can have the best intentions in the world...it doesn't matter unless your "solution" actually works. We have too many laws, period. Most of them don't do any good. Most of them don't make any sense. Many actually make things worse.
>>686545739
An idiot local politician puts up a bill that would get destroyed by any legal challenge and has zero chances of passing, therefore THE LIBRULS WANT TO GIVE MEXICANS THE VOTE? Shall we dig up the 9,001 stupid bills that local conservative politicians have been trying to pass?
>>686546108
I wasn't gonna get too serious on these kids, felt that fight was for a different day. Thanks anyway anon.
>>686546137
>they were clearly being supported by the local government.
Oh you mean the liberal/dem as fuck local government on NYC? Geez, what a fucking coincidence
>>686537732
>>686546108
Most states allow restoral of voting rights after a certain period of no criminal activity after your release from jail and finishing of probation.
It's been like that for decades. Some states restore rights immediately upon release due to your debt to society being paid.
>>686546457
If they are handing people ID cards instead of deporting them, they are no longer illegal in the eyes of the local government obviously. So this is more a disparity between local and national government policy than it is the granting of voting rights to illegals.
Learn your shit m8.
>>686546468
Which chaos god is Trump? Can't be Tzeentch because, well, knowledge.
>>686546357
It's happened in more than one state. That was just one of the latest attempts.
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>>686544776
Release the transcripts. What is Crooked Hillary hiding?
>>686545621
Too bad that even if Clinton wins, she's not a good Democrat
>>686546755
I agree that Crooked Hillary belongs in prison. However, Cowardly Trump is a pussy, and we can't afford to have a Coward-in-Chief.
>>686538710
This level of butthurt brings a smile to my face. Go back to your safe space, cuck.
>>686546880
>>686546229
you make a couple of really good points, but for some reason every time i think about repealing a bunch of "old dumb" laws I think about that asshole in maine last summer who managed to kill himself with a firework the first day they were decriminalized.
It can be said of law, esp. criminal law that it sets the minimum standards for behaviour in society. And while smart people like you and I can be trusted with fireworks, guns, powerful motorcycles, alcohol, etc. etc. It would certainly seem as though there was a broad swathe of the population who can not. And so while Im against the knee-jerk banning of things that are dangerous, I think we have to balance our high expectations of our fellow citizens with the grain of salt that everyone is pants on head retarded.
Thanks a lot to that asshole. I mean i don't live in maine so whatever I guess.
>>686546357
Most of the 9000 would be all those times they wasted congressional hours repealing obamacare.
>>686546137
The state doesn't have power to decide who came here legally. The federal government sets and protects borders, not the state. States shouldn't be allowing undocumented illegals to vote in national elections. Imagine if a bus load of people drove from the US to Quebec to vote for the PM of canada. It would be awful.
The only reason hyper liberal states promote illegal voting is because those people often blindly vote democrat, where as legal migrants who had to learn the constitution, us law, english, civics, and general US history almost always vote republican.
It's like with black voters. Poor, unemployed, racist blacks vote democrat where as business owners, ceos, legal migrant, or just well researched blacks vote republican
>>686546637
>If they are handing people ID cards instead of deporting them, they are no longer illegal in the eyes of the local government obviously
Yes, thank you for addressing the real problem here. Democrats wanting to undermine and redefine what it means to be a legal citizen so they can preserve their power.
>>686546901
Yeah, I'm so mad that your candidate chickened out after saying he'd debate. I laughed so hard that I pulled a muscle. Thanks Cowardly Trump.
>>686537732
Hillary has always been dishonest. A quote from a fellow Democrat working the Senate Watergate investigation.
>>686540637
had me at "payed"
>>686547195
Why debate a loser? Bernie is a loser. There's no point debating a loser. He will just whine and call trump a bigot and promise shit he can't deliver.
What's it like being a cuck?
>>686542254
>>686542254
>banging 16 year olds
>I'm ok with this
Hillary will appoint fine public servants like Asst Atty General Webb Hubbell.
Oh wait, he was a criminal.
>>686538710
This sounds more like the regressive leftist. It is not that they don't want to hear balanced political views, it is that they do not want anyone with a balanced political view to state the necessity for balanced politics, hence the insults, rocks, bottles they send at anyone wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat.
>>686546969
Our local government repealed a bunch of anti corruption and donation laws. Lo and behold corruption went through the fucking roof. That same government's response? They gave themselves massive payrises, literally saying its the only way to avoid corruption. This is why I tend to trust laws and get very dubious about any attempts to repeal them.
>>686546690
Not a god, but maybe Slaanesh for the ego...or part of the Imperium, for the xenophobia.
>dat pic
>>686547591
Hillary will appoint fine a fine National Security Advisor like Sandy Berger.
Oh wait, he was a criminal.
>>686539554
>China becomes United States' dominatrix because Coward-in-Chief Trump is too afraid to stand up to them. Sad!
China becomes United States' dominatrix because Coward-in-Chief Obama is too afraid to stand up to them. Sad!
Fixed that for you.
>>686547296
There's some shit thats just gonna be standard for any functioning politician. These jabs apply to literally every politician, even Grand Master Sanders.
>>686546969
I see what you're saying, but we're not just talking about fireworks. And personally, the risk of forest fire is a more compelling reason for legislation on fireworks than is the health of a man who stupidly maims or kills himself by holding on to an M80. Freedom is awesome that way...if we couldn't stupidly kill ourselves having a good time, life wouldn't be worth living.
Anyway, what are you going to do? Put the guy in jail? Put the guy who sold him the firework in jail? It won't do any good. How about the law in my state that a hairdresser has to have 1000 hours of training to get a license to cut hair (yes, a thousand hours, that's no typo). What problem is that solving?
>>686541628
What is this high energy/low energy meme?
I would litereally vote for kanye before I would vote for trump
>>686542216
cheers lad
>>686539633
Nothing is more tiresome or boring than a nigger in denial.
>>686547444
You sound like the kind of coward who backs out of a fight and then tries to cover up his shame with a bunch of big talk about how tough he is. I guess that's what you have to do when you're making excuses for Cowardly Trump.
>>686547444
Trips cannot lie.
>>686540805
Posts pic of communist fighter
>>686547768
Like I give a fuck about brought-to-you-by-wall-street Obama
>>686547985
You just blew my fucking mind. I can't imagine hating anyone that much.
>>686547195
Hillary will pardon those who have been unjustly treated, like exiled tax cheat Marc Rich.
Oh wait, the Clinton's sold that pardon.
>>686548042
You sound like a faggot who thinks you have to fight every single person that wants to, even for no reason. It's not cowardice to brush off an insignificant loser that is of no importance to anything.
The true cowardice is then saying "OH YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!"
Get out wetback.
>>686548210
The Clintons belong in jail with the majority of the political establishment. No disagreement there.
>>686547444
Yup. If Trump stumped the hell out of Bernie, his supporters would be butthurt and he'd be criticized for picking on an old man. If Bernie stumped Trump, massive loss of face. If Bernie whined the entire time about Trump being racist, misogynist, and a "fucking white male," then Trump loses face for wasting his time.
Should've ignored the socialist jew.
>>686537732
No more spics or sand niggers! WOOHOO!!
>>686547926
>
>Put the guy in jail? Put the guy who sold him the firework in jail?
I wouldn't, like i said I'm against the whole notion that just because there's some new moral panic going on that we need a law against it.
I didn't mean to offer the firework story as a perfect example of anything, only that every time I think about how we could do away with a bunch of laws I'm instantly reminded of that idiot.
>>686537732
Wealth will be more and more concentrated to the top wealthiest people. What did you think was going to happen. You can get rid of all the immigrants you want. After there all gone, businesses will still pay people the same shit wages.
>>686547985
Same.
>>686548321
>thinks you have to fight every single person that wants to, even for no reason
>It's not cowardice to brush off an insignificant loser
Thanks for proving my point. That's EXACTLY what the kid who agreed to an after-school fight but never showed up would say.
>hate the establishment
>vote for rich self absorbed 1%
I seriously don't get the trump appeal.
>>686546755
Release the tax returns!
Trump won't be hard on Wall Street - he's a player!
>>686537732
white supremacists will start a revolt and Mexico will annex the southwest in the resulting chaos.
>>686547786
>>686548042
>>686547985
Hillary will surround herself with savvy and ethical political operatives like David Brock.
Oh wait, he's a complete amoral scumbag who has brought us the joys of paid online shilling.
>>686540637
Perhaps I've misjudged you, Mr. Trump.
>>686547971
Donald trump called Jeb Bush "low energy" in one of the debates, and it stuck to him like a human turd to a shag carpet.
I dunno if it's a new york thing? I had never heard it before, but the moment those words left trumps lips Bush was instantly obliterated on stage in front of a national tv audience. Huge piles of gore flew in every direction as Jeb was reduced to atoms. The campaign never really recovered.
>>686538270
If you actually believe this you are retarted.
>>686537732
there will be triumph and honor and lightness. we shall prevail over the heathen left and their argyle faggotry.
>>686543661
>implying fascism is bad
>>686537732
People will go back to being liberal, just like when Bush was in office.
>>686540148
Nope! We are much to comfortable to rebel. It won't happen unless things actually get desperate.
>>686548404
No, if he won he would have defeated the perception that he doesn't understand the issues by beating the issue-focused candidate while simultaneously making the Clinton campaign look cowardly and weak. All while getting (in his words) the biggest ratings in cable history.
He backed down because he realized he'd lose badly and look stupid compared to Bernie. He backed down after agreeing to debate. That's nothing but yellow-bellied cowardice.
>>686537732
Things will change but it wont likely effect you
>>686548349
Jail?
Are you serious?
JK, Fuck Jail though, let's see if the Smithsonian has a working guillotine.
>>686548724
Jokes on you idiot, blue states have all the cash so when they secede you'll eat your own shit because that's all you can afford.
>>686548890
Oh, I'm ready if you are.
>>686548190
I had to reach really deep, and I thought about how kanye/kardashians are already "American royalty".
They are both self made, far more so than trump.
At least kanye knows how to make some sick beats. And She would have the finest ass.
Neither of them have any foreign policy experience. Both of them are megalomaniacs. Both are oddly insecure. Both have a weird way of talking. Both are reality TV stars. Both have failed in business ventures that are outside their main specialty.
I honestly think Kanye would do less harm as president, and has more in touch with the common man. I can't think of trump doing anything positive for anyone but himself.
>>686548756
Pretty horrifying that people are starting to equate pride in your country and wanting to focus efforts towards improving it with fascism. Fucking apologist cucks.
>>686548546
>That's EXACTLY what the kid who agreed to an after-school fight but never showed up would sa
Except that's not what happened.
What's happened is Glass Joe is trying to pick a fight with Mike Tyson and is getting pissy because he's being ignored.
Your attempts at liberal mental gymnastics do not work against people with a triple digit IQ. Get lost little loser.
>>686548583
>>686548546
>>686548498
>>686548492
Hillary will ensure that the good work of the Clinton Global Initiative will continue.
Oh wait, the CGI is a giant crony capitalist slush fund and influence peddling operation.
>>686548951
I think this would happen too
>>686549018
Did Trump mention debating Hillary instead?
>>686549068
dad. quit fucking around with photoshop.
>>686547985
Our first gay president! We can do it, America!
>>686541455
It literally says faces of meth on the cocaine one, fail anon
>>686537732
Every /b/ tard is a communist Bernie person, because we all know communism is much better, tried and true.
Fuck Trumpkins. We can know he's not good, because white people like him.
>>686549068
I think everyone in this thread agrees that Clinton should get indicted and tossed in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, though.
>>686537732
Fallout 3
>>686549165
Does your girlfriend fuck one nigger, or all of them?
Get lost loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_7Orhey-g
>>686549165
I don't think Hilary should debate trump actually. He has way more media personality - and the "debate" won't contain anything of substance from Trump. Waste of everyone's time and it brings her down to his level.
>>686544642
a meme political cartoon
delicious
>>686549332
reply to this post with
THANKS VIRUS MAN
or your mom will click on an ad tonight and give your computer a virus
>>686549332
thanks virus man
>>686549274
>implying socialists don't know that CPUSA is a liberal shitbox
>>686549332
THANKS VIRUS MAN
>>686549468
The golden age of dank memes
>>686548210
>>686548498
>>686548546
>>686548583
Marc Rich was truly deserving of a pardon. Only cost him about $1M in donations to the Clintons and blow jobs from wife Denise to Dirty Bill.
Good thing justice was served.
>>686548549
It's the classic fascist strong man appeal.
People loudly blather on about freedom, and liberty, and democracy and whatever, but deep down what most people really want is a King/Tyrant/Fuhrer who thinks the way they do.
They want the government to be a powerful surrogate father, who crushes their enemies ( in this case liberals, bureaucrats, darkies and political correctness, whatever that means) terrorizes criminals, and provides for their every need. ( How come I kain't get no jerb? etc.)
These sorts of people love to imagine themselves as tough, self-starting, independant etc. ( Hence all the imagery of Donald as God-Emperor, their seeming unfathomable longing for a race war etc.) But they're a terrific example of a craven boot-lick political class, like the serfs in europe.
>>686548817
>defeated the perception
Bruh, 30% of the population doesn't care about the truth, 10% actually know and understand it, 20% have been lied to and are too comfortable in their mindset to accept contrary information, and the remaining 40% want to know but can't recognize it past all the flagrant bias in just about everything they see or hear.
I agree that backing down looks bad, but stepping up was the bigger mistake. A man's word should mean something, and he put himself in a position where keeping his word would've lost him more than face. He tripped over his own dick, basically.
Maybe you're right. But I don't think it's cowardice to stay out of a lose-lose situation.
>>686549536
>implying socialists even know what the fuck CPUSA is, or that it exists.
/b/ really is getting more stupid
>>686549274
Oh for God's sake, communism and socialism are two different things. Bernie is a socialist. Socialists support the private sector by supporting the consumers. The right want to provide direct support to the private sector without the money passing through the average Joe. Communists don't want a private sector. Socialism isn't that scary, pretty much the entire developed world uses it.
>>686548951
there's nothing funnier than starting a post with "Joke's on you idiot"
i kek'd
>>686548990
>I honestly think Kanye would do less harm as president, and has more in touch with the common man
Sorry man, I like you and your polite and evidently thoughful response, but I can't agree with that. Kanye has the biggest ego and one of the most warped minds on the planet...his tweet history makes Donald's look like Emily fucking Post.
>>686549729
>implying socialists even know what the fuck CPUSA is, and that Bernie Sander's supporters are being cucked by the CPUSA.
>>686549413
Fuck you, it was a actual question. I didn't know and was too lazy to look it up. Don't expect a christmas card and a handjob from me this year buddy.
>>686548951
>blue states have all the cash
>red states have all the guns and farms
>like the military's going to support the people who call them baby killers and go kill their families in the red states
>>686549910
>too lazy
Wetback.
>>686549786
Thankfully, god doesn't exist, and socialism and communism are pretty close enough, thank you for your shit post. That'll be all.
>>686549675
I don't think they realize that they are the people Trump will fuck over. He isn't on "their" side. Did you hear his wife talking about being the campaign trail?
>well you know we are only used to staying in 5 star hotels
yeah he is looking out for the little guy lol.
I would be surprised if he even knows how to drive a car.
>>686537732
No more sjw
No more tumblr
No more feminist
No more OP being a faggot
>>686549702
>I agree that backing down looks bad, but stepping up was the bigger mistake.
But that's practically the coward's motto. Why are you making excuses for someone who can't keep his word?
>I don't think it's cowardice to stay out of a lose-lose situation.
But clearly, clearly, this debate with Bernie would be tremendous for Trump if he could win. It would be great for his campaign just on making Clinton look so weak and outmaneuvered alone.
>>686548980
The problem is we'd have to come to terms with the cultural hangover that afflicts the white man.
And that is that we aren't 1/1000th as tough as our ancestors.
We're far too complacent, as long as the TV works and the fridge is full of bud light, i think a full scale blood in the streets political revolution in the west will remain a fantasy.
But I'm with you, it's certainly nice to think about.
>>686549729
Socialists aren't stupid enough to think that something is communism just because it uses the word "communism". Unlike some people.
>>686550064
I think one supporting the private sector and one wanting to abolish it entirely is a pretty big fucking difference.
>>686549399
Amen
>>686549786
>communism and socialism are two different things
>>686537732
A couple of small towns and maybe certain parts of the larger towns near me will become ghost towns Jan 1st.
>>686550143
>this debate with Bernie would be tremendous for Trump if he could win
I really don't think it would. He had nothing to gain and a lot to lose, so i was surprised he entertained the idea to begin with.
He really shouldn't be mean to Bernie, considering that many Sanders supporters might defect to him over Clinton.
>>686550361
I think you need to take a civics class.
>>686550065
You are correct. Of course a lot of these people are the same folks who imagined a world in which george bush would have a beer with them.
Until you meet people like this, and see them up close, it is impossible to fathom the total contempt and loathing they have for the "poor"
>>686549786
>Oh for God's sake, communism and socialism are two different things. Bernie is a socialist.
Sort of - communism is the theoretical end-point of the Marxist implementation of socialism in which social class and the state finally dissolve entirely.
>Bernie is a socialist. Socialists support the private sector by supporting the consumers
That's ridiculous. Absolutely wrong. That's called social democracy. Socialists don't want to "fix" capitalism, they want to replace it with something better and more advanced. I'm glad you're interested in socialism, but you should really expose yourself to actual socialism instead of going around saying "we need some socialism and some capitalism".
>>686549675
>strong
The presidents we remember the most are the strong ones. The ones who make hard choices and pissed a lot of people off, usually for our benefit, even if the country they were leading was part of that angry mob. Washington, Jackson, Lincoln, Roosevelt, etc.
People want strong leaders. People want heroes. People want saviors.
And then, when the closest thing they have to one falls short, people destroy them. If you really hate Trump, getting elected might be the worst thing that can feasibly happen to him.
>>686550125
Get real, OP will always be a faggot.
>>686550332
>Implying capitalism doesn't support the private sector.
>Implying socialism doesn't want to control, regulate, and tax the private sector.
I don't know what they're paying you, but it's too much.
Do you smoke too much pot?
>>686550332
Nuance isn't a strong suit for conservative thinkers. Things are black and white, good and evil, us and them etc.
>>686550608
I think you should fuck yourself, and take one yourself. Communism and socialism go hand in hand, and you're not fooling anyone here.
You're over paid.
>>686550755
>If you really hate Trump, getting elected might be the worst thing that can feasibly happen to him.
I couldn't agree more.
>>686542865
Holy shit this is great
>Friendly reminder that if Bernie is elected we are going to start dropping in humanitarian aid packages with twinkes and freindship cards on ISIS instead of bombs
>>686548951
>blue states have all the cash so when they secede
>imblying secession won't immediately nullify all their "cash"
>>686550727
> in a socialist system workers control the means of production
top kek m8
>>686550588
Remember one day ago when Trump accepted and everyone was buzzing about how bad it made Clinton look and how her campaign must be panicking over this? If Trump showed up to the debate, behaved himself, and had a moderately good showing, then what it would do to Clinton alone (as the presumptive nominee) would make it all worth it. Debating Bernie now would hurt Clinton in the general. There's only one reason why he wouldn't - because he'd lose badly when it was time to talk details of policy and issues.
>>686550727
>I'm glad you're interested in socialism
>I'm glad you're interested in meth
Socialism destroys every society in which it is implemented. Red China. USSR. Cambodia. Cuba. North Korea. Angola. Et fucking cetera.
But it'll be TOTALLY different this time, you guys. Swearsies.
>>686550727
I'm moderate. Most my friends are socialist. They look at the socialists you describe as lunatics who might as well be communists. Most of us have almost gotten into fights with the fucking socialist alliance.
>>686551168
Peddle your bumper stickers elsewhere
>>686550833
Dude, anarchy can destroy the public sector just like it can destroy society.
>>686551105
That's literally the definition of socialism though.
>>686551132
Debating bernie could only hurt clinton, correct. I am also mystified as to why he wont do it.
Trump getting clobbered on the issues is the likely outcome as you said, but i get the feeling trump doesn't care about the issues, and neither do his supporters. He's simultaneously both for and against everything.
