Faces /b/
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Faces /b/
>>686525831
You Brazilian?
>>686525831
take a pic without the earphones plz
>>686526011
Just super fuckin tan
Son i am disappoint
I am also disappoint
>>686526261
post dick?
>>686526056
Gotchu fam
>>686526416
>mfw I met my ex fiancee on here
>mfw got him that exact shirt
>mfw never forget that irish guy
>>686526370
I didn't come here to disappoint the world with my 6 inch in the jg so I'ma say no to that one
>>686526682
it wouldn't be a disappoint...
I vote no on dick post
>>686526946
What a qt
>>686526926
You right. Ain't no one want to see that shit
>>686527160
You look like my buddy, papa john.
Wow look at all these betas. I never thought it was possible, for real thought people like you guys didn't exist.
I was wondering why I got all these girls so easy all the time. Then I see all these 1-6/10s and then I realize that compared to you guys I'm like an 99/10 so there's no comparison hahahaha. Oh wow, here's a tip, get out of your parents house every once in a while and pick up some weights. If you can't even bench press your own weight you are pathetic. Hahaha oh man this is just too rich. I gotta go get my bros to see this oh my God.
Taking a quick break to see what u faggots are up to
>>686526008
Extremely dominant jawline, impressive haircut. 10/10 I am impressed anon
>>686526946
You know the rules friend. Just a timestamp will do, I ain't thirst like the rest of this friggin site <,<
>>686527160
esp because it's uncut...
You seem like a chill dude...too bad im a schizo edge fag
>>686527296
lets make music /b/rother
>>686527292
Nice outie you complete faggot and you can't even afford proper underwear you shop at walmart. Do you even lift? I can't tell
>>686527437
same
>>686527706
Kek
>>686527706
Lets make drone music together by setting all the gain to 10 and play the same two cords friend
>>686527706
U insecure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piFnsGIc0I8
>>686528019
Naw just meming ya. Got an Ego so big I could jump off of it and die.
>>686527580
Let's do it!
message me on soundcloud
d_bound
>>686527390
Dis really the case >>686527400?
yup
>>686528251
Tis Cut
>>686528188
consider it done!!
>>686528410
Just completely fucked/10
>>686528410
Linus Teen Tips/10
>>686528422
Nice. Then are you happy it is? And were you also left with a thin tan line from it?
>>686528477
lets see a bent over pic
>>686528721
Thin tan line? On my ween? HElllooooooo? wot r u on about friend?
>>686527580
Damn you're hot
>>686527292
Faggot spotted
>>686528903
Lol, sorry if I wasn't being clear. I meant as in something like this--a thin ring or line running around the shaft, often separating two color shades.
>>686528903
You sound like the type of guy who tell people publicly that you know everything about the Internet because you browse /b/ ylyl threads only during summer
I wanna punch these guys
>>686528903
such a serious face!
>>686529105
what the fuck is up my niggas!? how are all my /b/ros tonight? im just kickin back breaking up some stinky nugs of some FIRE ass sour diesel to roll a blunt while sipping on a pint of some vodka. waiting on this broad from my work to come pick me up to go to a party. fuck ya'll up to this Friday?
>pic related: its me high af right now
>>686529177
Not even my D, just an example pic
>>686529105
Is it odd that your dick looks exactly like mine?
>>686529226
Doesn't know November is over /10
>>686529105
Yes
>>686529124
My boy I tell no nigga I'm on this site. Gotta pretend I got some dignity ya dig?
>>686525831
femanon
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>686529315
Are you OP? lol
>>686529315
>>686529177
Well then..
>>686529333
Uh, so you do have such a thing? Just asking for clarity since a moment ago you seemed utterly perplexed by what I was talking about
>>686529144
chekd, also hawt
>>686529333
It's a meme you dip....
>>686529105
That's a circumcision line
>>686528477
>>686529361
Bitch he ain't me
>>686529435
Yeah I do I just was confused. Autisms a bliss ya feel
>>686529566
double chizzity check'd
>>686529739
Oh, nice. But then to the other question, are you happy you're snipped?
>>686529772
thats not how you do it
>>686530026
Do you have some kind of obsession with circumcision?
>>686530199
Maybe...lol. Just an offbeat curiosity
>>686530166
Magic! Hersey!
>>686530252
Yo >>686530199 has a point you seem awfully interested in my puh-heen-us but to answer your question, I guess. I really wouldn't mind it either way.
>>686526008
Kek'd
>>686530446
Gotcha. I won't ask anything further if my questions are annoying ya
>>686530434
You fine girl
>>686530434
post pic deep throating something I love your lips
>>686530446
maybe you would...a study from the university of sydney two years ago found half of uncut men experience some kind of foreskin related health problem at some point. not to mention it's less preferred by girls, and less hygienic (the crotch is a dirty place, shit builds up under that skin even if you shower every morning)
Someone said spam gore?
two threads AT ONCE?
>>686530736
True. I'm just pretty laid back with stuff. Go with the flow. Cut, uncut, ahh whatevah.
Fuck it, heres my baby face and my old dog.
>>686525831
U gay?
>>686530960
lick it up??
R8 me you filthy cucks
>>686531230
6.5
>>686530434
It's not hard
>>686531222
k thats fuckin gay
>>686530960
Oh, alright. Just sayin' though, your parents did right by you in at least that regard. It's horrible to get it done later in life, trust me.
>>686530850
I feel like you look familiar
>>686531117
How do I put this delicately.......
F U C K N O
Honest rate+tips?
Yo
>>686531230
Show you're asshole you sissy slut
>>686531352
Well fuck.
I'm out.
>>686530434
Don't forget to hit me up on soundcloud homie.
I'm looking forward to see what we can do
>>686531502
10/10 would smoke with
>>686531222
Disgusting
>>686531698
Scarin' me with them knives
>>686531568
whats with the nose tattoo have you seen a vagina since you got that?
>>686531537
you look like a brown elliot rodger
>>686531568
age?
>>686532001
idk why it uploaded sideways
>>686532001
You look like a sexy version of IDubbz
>>686532085
probably cuz youre not straight
>>686531698
Anytime bro
>>686532001
I think you meant I look like a better looking version of Elliot.
>>686530960
Read it http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/
>>686531818
Is it justified fear?
>>686531939
Yes fortunately :I
>>686532171
why'd you get the ring?
>>686532274
Fuck that I'm out
>>686532274
Nah, you would have done it already
>>686532331
you call that a beard pussy
>>686532293
I went with the girl i was dating at the time we both happened to want some different piercings so we wenr and got em done
>>686532180
savage
>>686532413
Managed to get halfway through my finger in my early years :)
OP again. Can I get an honest rate. Real talk really think my face looks shit tier. It's the lines around the mouth and eyes that bother me
>>686532331
9/10 would hump and run
rate me up bois
>>686532794
A few months ago
>>686532710
slightyaboveaverage/10
you gotta work on that farmer's tan though
>>686532710
7.75/10
8 if you keep the oil off your face
>>686532710
you are not attractive. It can be fixed but curretnly you look like a huge faggot, do you really have a triforce t-shirt?
>>686532849
The hair kills it
>>686532710
Do you smoke a lot or get too little sleep?
>>686532986
ty ty. You right I'm a greasy mthrfkr
>>686533106
i've barely done anything to it.
>>686526008
>>686533144
Go wash yourself, I'll keep the thread alive
>>686533089
fite me nigga 1v1 irl leggo i can bench like 80 pounds i ll fuk u up
>>686533113
Don't smoke at all. Define little sleep. I go to bed at like 12-1 and get up at 6
>>686533239
It's too meh
>>686532794
Pretty sure you will molest children someday....
>>686533401
fair enough
No one has rated this guy yet! Come on guys and chick
>>686533576
You're cute-ish but idk... 8.9?
>>686532710
You're short so you've already lost the game, work on your skin and you may make it out alive.
>>686533767
Dont worry anon, i allready know its my hair that messes it up
>>686532710
What's up with your roof?
>>686533896
You're a 5.5 maybe a 6 if you lift. Don't let that rating fool you.
>>686533777
Naw man. 6ft even. Thats like... Average right?
>>686526261
Texan/10
>>686533313
ty fam. Pretty sure my cheap ass lighting isn't helping. Looks fine in mirror, shiny as fuck on cam.
>>686533981
You don't look 6 ft in your pic. If so you will do well, just clear up your skin matey tabatey.
>>686533975
So i have the same rating as fatshit up earlier? Hmm, i must be blind as well
>>686533975
Those standars doe
>>686533926
Battle station is in a finished room in the basement for all the lights and shit. Ceiling hasn't been finished yet though.
this is me. hi
rate me? and thoughts?
hi niigas
still waiting on a rating
different but identical photo to the last one cuz i needed to take photos for a thing and don't feel like taking pictures of myself right now
>>686534143
Yeah you must be blind if you think you look like brad pitt. You're a slightly above average white male, people on /b/ don't know anything about aesthetics. Just a bunch of neckbeard losers that don't know what girls like.
Also girls that are social outcasts and mentally ill.
>>686534241
icecream cone dick
>>686531472
you seem very offended by the question
>>686534406
k wtf why do they keep uploading sideways
>>686525831
You look very familiar. Is your name Seaton by any chance?
Rate
>>686533089
a trifroce shirt is hella nice, fuck what you say
>>686534241
You remind me of a russian soldier, the ones with the weird, tall hats.
7/10 shape your beard
>>686534506
Alvaro brush your damn teeth.
>>686534429
So what do you look like chad? Must look better than everyone here.
>>686525831
>>686534447
i dont know what thats meant to mean but shut up and fuck off
>>686534546
um thanks haha.
>>686534506
Gay cholo
5/10
Hey /b/, also Toshii are you still in here?
>>686534633
No I look average/slightly above average. I can just tell the difference between fucking brad pitt and a pasty white nerd.
>>686534506
scrawny chicano/10
>>686534633
Do you really think you look like this you mongoloid?
>>686534799
I refuse to rate that
>>686530434
Where are you from? We look the same age let me know
>>686534406
- long face
- big nose
- super skinny
- trying to look important with that little shirt
- glasses to big
- wierd teeth
- hair looks dry
-stupid haircut
- pimple under your lip
+looks friendly
+looks smart
3/10
>>686534924
6/10 so average omg
>>686534520
As a reward for being a lad you get a picture from when I was fat
Be honest
shitlords
>>686534741
You seem like a cheerful person anon, how many times have you contemplated suicide?
>>686534924
No, i look like me, and im happy with that
What do you think /b/?
>>686527292
the pasta
>>686535188
You should be happy with how you look, you look slightly above average 5.5/6. Don't fool yourself into thinking any girl will look twice at you though.
>>686535004
From the UK, Living in southern america.
>>686535230
Down baby/10
i love all of u
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>>686534506
How do I teach this keeeedz?
>>686534924
does brad have acne scars in this pic?
>>686535369
You're goddamn right
>>686535379
Anon stahhp!
>>686535116
aw how nice, have a good one now, take care <3
Nah, Im graduating high school tomorrow, so I don't wanna see what I look like right now
>>686535474
I bet you look cute with a real smile
>>686535305
>mfw i dont want kids or to ever be in a relationship
>mfw ive denied every chance of a relationship thats been offered
Mmhmm anon, im ahead of you, you know?
>>686535116
not the guy you were responding too but i'm also down to clown with the zelda shirt and we have the same hoodie. got that thing years ago from some chinese website and haven't worn it in forever
>>686525831
>>686535710
So you were projecting when you were asking about suicide. Alright, good luck.
>>686535474
6/10
>>686535738
Stop stealing my edgy ass look
>>686535786
10/10
>>686525831
Go to Fucking /soc/ we remain anonymous
>>686532001
What is your name?
>>686534710
I know you want to be manly and all but you've seriously got to shave that shit off your face, it looks awful and you're too gorgeous to marr your face with a scraggly ass beard like that
Fresh from bed at the crack of 4:40 pm.
>>686529968
how long you been going to the gym for? thinking of starting bc im sick of being skeletor-Auschwitz mode (135lb @ 5'10)
>>686536529
OP here. Hair looks mighty fiiiiiine my man. No homo.
>>686536379
I know, but I prefer not to look like a 14year old faggot
Rate/tips pls
>>686528682
Kek
Just realized I didn't get a real rate.
Also tips are appreciated>>686531502
>>686536625
lol is your name john?
>>686535321
Like south america or southern america? The thread is about to 404 you need to post some bent over pics
>>686529653
>>686530166
>>686531352
>>686531608
Muslims always do this shit,
>>686537004
nope
2494 Mirrors: Enjoy /b/ 1) https://www.dropbox.com/s/am3x4el6x0ly72e/L0.zip?dl=1 2) https://a.cocaine.ninja/jdkbzf.zip Password is included.
>>686534059
...kyle?
ITT: gays rating other gays
>>686536801
You are the main reason we GenX loathe and laugh at fucking millenials. You are 1 step away from being a woman, and you don't seem to bother or do anything to look like a man.
That 1 step is a wrong turn and a "fuck it" when some dude offers you to suck his cock outside a bar.
>>686535230
I'd bet money your like 5'7" and your dick is just barely average
>>686537574
Well played but I'm mtf trans lol. I'm stuck in boy mode atm. Been getting lots of stares lately, so I thought maybe the boy mode was failing even with short hair. Happy to hear I was right :P
>>686534710
manlet/10
>>686537483
*gasp* It's almost like you went on the other thread
>>686538090
I wanna fuck you
>>686537776
Bitch I/it might be
>>686538043
I'm 6'3
>>686538090
i know. you were born in a small town too...
farmer/10
>>686537612
A nigger/10
Incoming roast.
>>686534241
heres me spread ass and naked. deleting in 5 minutes. cant believe im doing this.
Hi
>>686538289
pics so I know just what dude wants to bed me
why it always gotta be a dude
Im the faggot on the left, rate
>>686530434
Any more pics? I think I love you
How is everyone feeling tonight
>>686538796
Like fucking your face. Why is it so feminite? Did your boyfriend come over?
>>686529105
well it looks smoother and cleaner than what i would expect to see on /b/
>>686538950
Don't have a boyfriend, sorry.
>>686538976
onooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NIGGA I DONT SWING THAT WAY
>>686538565
i cant believe i posted this. holy shit. upping the risk for 2 minutes, then deleting this post and the pic.
my real life tumblr
is gleadhill.tumblr.com
omg. omg. my heart is beating so fast. deleting in 2 minutes.
>>686538957
Ofc. admittedly most cocks here are eurococks with skin and cheese
>>686539126
Then don't fucking ask for my pic when you know I'm an anon
Red shirt uniform
>>686539595
Rush joke ?
>>686539806
I don't play these games gimme a straight answer so I can go jerk it in peace.
>>686536801
Would smash
>>686527296
Wtf bro you look sexy af no homo
>>686527580
Damnnnnnn
>>686538766
>have a girl leaning up against you
Why are you even here?
>>686540014
I'm a he, srsly I don't look THAT girly do I?
>>686534241
cant believe i just posted those things and managed to delete them before anyone saw. fuck yeah. omg. haha. wow.
>>686540358
Well I mean no one said that is ACTUALLY you. have a good one my dude.
>>686540379
I bet your pussy is so tight post a picture
>>686540379
the smiley face woulda been better without the nose
>>686540379
t-t-t-tits or gtfo
>>686539410
aye a problem I'm glad is avoided out here
>>686534241
Hey, guess what man, I found your facebook. How's it goin, mike? Want those pictures sent to your friends? I probably won't because that'd be really douchey, but next time don't fuck around like that
>>686540558
It's me, mind my creepy smile
>>686540908
.. thanks.
>>686541182
Prolly Facebook
cute girls add me
>>686526416
Where is your ceiling?
Any other stoners?
>>686541347
Autism.
>>686538493
BOYYYYY YA HEAD LOOK LIKE A DECIMAL LIKE SHIT
>>686541416
weed
>>686541081
Seriously though man, on a legit note, don't fuckin do that again. I know it might be some people's fetishes, and that's cool and all, but it's way too easy to find people nowadays. If I was some douche like most people here, you could be fucked, but I don't have any reason to screw you over. Just be careful, aight?
>>686541416
So this is one of the degenerates of /b/. I always wondered what you losers looked like
>>686541798
What happened?
>>686541846
oh shit waddup
>>686541846
Post a pic of yourself then pussy
>>686541416
Way to look at the other posters retard
>>686542004
He posted a nude photo of himself spreading his asshole, said he would delete it in 5min. Then he posted his tumblr, and I was able to find him on facebook
me
>>686542306
Zimbabwe
>>686527580
DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>686530434
>>686530166
You two need to make sweet, passionate love to eachother
