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>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
Akiko lightning claim
>>686518906
Nope, not me
>>686519051
Damn.. I'm sorry to hear that Fran
Fuck soccer moms
>>686519355
Thank you!
I really love it
>>686518896
>Juri
Ah okay!
>how long?
Have fun!
>>686519355
>rikka
Ooh okay! I hope the move is easy
Yeah, but I might go after next thread. Depending how tired I am
>>686514236
>I'm not a slut ;w;
I wish to see dark images of your waifu
>>686519679
This is as bad as I get.
>>686519679
best bastard lurking
Still here, still lurking
>>686519679
Not much darkness here
Claiming best waifu
>>686519608
And I know you know how much I love that picture!
Glasses I love glasses
>>686519635
I hope so too, were getting rid of a ton of stuff!
Thats fine I am just happy that I got to say hi and hug ya!
>>686519679
>>686519679
>>686519328
Yep, if you work any customer service jobs you end up hating so many different things people do
>>686519355
Yeah, just tried and a bit down in the dumps, but that always happens after a panic attack.
Thanks for the pick mr up bae
>>686519409
Well, there isn't much of my day left...
>>686519420
It's always them or the soccer moms! The millennials are fairly chill, and the old men are generally pretty forgiving, though they may jokingly roll their eyes
>>686519498
I try man, I try
>>686519608
I know
>>686519579
>only waifu that matters
Aighr. Guess I'll go fuck myself
>>686519596
Looks like one of those dog toys where you put treats in then throw. Shit I'm bad at explaining things...
>>686519635
>I'm not a slut
Well... I kinda am. I lose my shit aroundnice digits
>>686519679
>buzz buzz
>>686519679
>slice of life
OniAi has no real dark moments with Akiko
This is the best I can give you
Let's pretend i'm close to getting my degree in electrical engineering with a huge intrest in robotics and humanoids and currently developing on steps thowards them in my free time.
How much would a lonely neckbeard pay for a robot companion?
>>686519679
Hello people, how's it going?
>>686519679
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>Best idol claimed
>Zizzposting confirmed
>>686519949
Nice, nice
I'm happy I got to join too!
>>686520000
So, how do you feel about those quads
>checked
Oh that note I'm out for the night, goodnight everyone!
>>686520029
You came to the right place. I think if you were coupling the robot with VR then you are onto an absolute winner in the short term. (5/10yrs) you just have to beat the large crowd of weird fucks and the japanese to it
>>686519679
Sure, here you go mang
>>686519945
Hey Asuka! Thinking of getting into modern with the most cancerous deck I could find
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/16-08-14-modern-turbofog/
>>686519963
Actually a pretty cute gif
>>686520000
>checked
Those quads redeem your claim though
>you can still go fuck yourself if you want
>>686520147
Hey everyone it's Prinz, the sleeping hugbox
Night
>>686520033
I don't think an image this dark is legal on 4chan.
>>686520033
You monster
>>686519963
I declare this my favorite.
Taken straight out of the show.
>>686520029
Everything
>>686520308
y-you!!!
>am i under arrest???
>>686520477
Yep. Come with me you purple headed fuck
>>686519635
Because this is Crapcom we're talking about, I'm going to say 3 months, 4 days, 1 hour and 47 minutes from now.
>>686519679
Difficult to decide on just one image, when there are so many fantastic options.
![IMAG0034[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LTDgp6d.jpg "IMAG0034[1].jpg")
Reminder that I finished painting!
>zizzkun
Alright I'm gonna hit the sack, stay awesome anons and have a good night.
>>686520546
Please be gentle with Kagami... and don't mind the dubs he got.
>>686520546
s-she said she was eighteen, i didn't know she was underage!!!
>>686520240
Are you familiar with liquimetal coating land destruction decks? That's about the most cancerous thing I've ever run.
>>686520147
No hugs for me tonight
>why live
Goodnight Prinz, sleep well
>renge
>>686519949
Yes, I know that pretty well
>>686520046
Hey Maki, how are you?
Mili went to surgery again
>>686520626
It looks nice!
>>686520668
Goodnight~
>>686520702
poor tsukasa ;-;
>>686520668
Goodnight Homu, sleep tight.
>>686520147
Goodnight!
>>686520668
nighty night homu!!!
>you might have to bail me out tomorrow....
>>686520668
Goodnight beautiful
>>686520702
>18
Disgusting
>>686520000
Demoted to singles because masturbates over drawings
Inoue claimed
>>686520147
Goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>686520626
That's actually really good!
>>686520033
HOLDING HANDS! YOU SICK FUCK!
I thought this was a Christian image board!
>>686520702
That's not the problem here
>>686520716
In the heavy creature based meta at my game store, this will crush the hopes of many players.
Also, there is eggs. I played that for a while, but the sideboard hate can destroy it.
And someone actually pulled out a normal deck if playing cards and played solitare, and said he would join me in having no fun
>>686519988
No problem I hate seeing my babe all frustrated and hurt. I will protect that smile
>>686520147
Have a great night!
>>686520752
Why did you change waifus??? I never asked this!
>>686519478
Claimed mine, she into some real hentai shit
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686520752
Doing pretty good. Had quite the eventful day. You?
Oh no what happened? Did they find something from the scan?
>>686521161
Thank you! I figured I'd make something I don't plan on posting elsewhere!
>>686520752
<3
>>686521454
Forgot pic.
>>686520046
Got them mods in for swbf2 now. Bretty Goodman expect for the but of flooding. You?
>>686520147
Awwww ok prinz it's been sometime since I've seen you
>>686520626
Epic
>>686520668
Night
>>686520240
yeah i think so as well
>>686520347
was a gif not an image but works i guess
>>686519679
Headed to bed, goodnight everyone
>>686521229
Thanks bae! You're Great
>>686521454
I may as well show off one of my Warhammer 40k models
>>686521609
Tomo is pretty cute
Texas?
Fran
>>686521229
>REEEEEEEEEE
Because I like Amatsu better
50% of marriages end up in divorce, friend
>>686521420
I can't complain
He didn't stay here for long so I don't know the details.. He got out of the hospital too early and my guess is that the wounds reopened...
>>686521765
S2 when?
>>686521919
Goodnight ren
this weather is fucking awful.
>jen claimed
>>686521919
Goodnight Renge.
>>686521919
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and me Renge!
Night
>shinoa
>>686521578
Thankyu!
>>686521942
Oh god 40k. You've got cash.
>>686522011
Evening, Jen!
>>686519679
>had to go looking
>happens to be lewd
>darkest I could find without going 2lewd
>>686520046
Pretty good. About to go get some food.
The worst part about being evacuatedfrom wildfires is all the fucking food. I'm going to get so fat.
>>686520147
>how do you feel about those quads?
Rapey.
>>686520270
>you can still go fuck yourself
Will do
>>686520668
I'm gonna rough him up a bit
Don't mind the dubs? I never do. Uess double dubs.
>>686520702
Eew. Why would you go for an 18 year old... double digits is way too old...
>>686520870
Bug eyes gets it. 18 is nasty.
>>686520973
I don't. But i can't prove that to you.
I'm gonna try and go to sleep now, goodnight.
>>686522316
Have a goodnight Holst, see you later.
>>686522316
I wish you luck.
Sleep well and long.
>>686522194
how are you?
>>686522316
Night
>shinoa
Uma is only and best wiafu
Fuck all your ugly japanese waifu.
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
Daily masturbation is healthy
> Praise the sun
>>686521977
>I thought it had two seasons.
I'm probably retarded.
>>686522316
Sleep warm and well, Hols.
>>686521942
no not texas
Hana Song claimed
sigh
>Akiko
>>686521919
Night!
>>686522011
Same though, all stormy up here
>>686522194
Haven't added anything to it in a long time! Oh highschool, when you didn't have to pay any bills!
>>686522316
Night!
No jumping over the moon tonight
Fran
>>686522714
Oh it did.
Welp
This is what i get for not watching it fully.
>>686522592
Small. You?
>>686522828
Oh fuck. I'm more into mtg, myself.
Donut claimed
>>686522828
it's not stormy here, just very damp.
>>686523101
fine. finally got a decent sleep.
Good Morning /waifu/!
>>686522828
Jesus. I guess that took a while to paint?
>tfw you have one that you cant find anything for
gonna take a shower, ill be back!!!
>>686522714
Nah, it had 1 26 ep season (which those niggers cut down to 22 on Crunchyroll to hide the glorious incest ending) and the show ended with them having a secret wedding all by them selves then revealing that they made a promise that they were going to make that the one and only kiss ever.
>>686521578
Nice, everything running smoothly? Damn more flooding, get that life jacket out.
It's all good here, forgot how much White Castle fucks up your stomach though.
>>686521919
Sleep tight.
>>686521965
Jesus Christ, why do unfortunate events keep happening back to back? Hope he's hanging in there.
>>686522287
The evac is still going? Goddamn. Kek, that sounds heavenly though, like a buffet everyday.
>>686522316
Night.
>>686521942
No problem at all hun! Youre the best!
>>686521965
I was just asking I didnt mean for oyu to get all maaaad
Ugh playing drums strains my back
>>686523410
Soooooft
I'm here
it was way too hot today
>I wanna extinguish the sun
>>686523577
forgot pic
>kill me
>>686522771
Arby's? Or the other one?
>>686522933
Oh yuuko
>>686523101
Same man, EDH
>>686523267
Lucky
>>686523324
The monolith probably took around 2 and a half hours, not counting the drying time in-between coats. Good thing I did is intentionally made a scheme that can be half-assed and look good
The infantry took 30 minutes each, hour for the HQs
>>686523343
Have fun getting all soapy and wet
>>686523545
You have any problems in life to talk about?
>>686523577
But bruh the sun isn't fire
Throwing water on the sun would shorten its lifespan, but it would burn brighter
>>686523892
>>686522933
Don't worry, ending wasn't worth the effort.
>>686523386
>
>>686523282
Morning
>>686522194
You're welcome!
>>686523410
>life jacket
You mean floaties?
>
Swimming lessons anyone?
>shinoa
>>686523863
I'm building 5 color Angels and Human Allies EDH. Because I hate myself.
>>686523410
I know right?..
I'm sure he'll hang in here, he'll be back tomorrow.
I'm sure of it
>>686523545
I'm not mad, that was my standard answer to that question~
Gotta stretch that back friend!
>>686523929
then we get a lot of water
like a lot
or a foam extinguisher
>>686523663
I would but I dont hate people
>>686523863
>wash harder newfag
My scheme may have been a mistake. Think a metal base with light blue-grey panels and gold detailing. If I were at home Id show you.
>>686524081
Ending was my favorite part.
Watching the community explode.
>>686524315
>2016
>not hating people
>
>>686523863
Hmmmmm at the moment not really other than me moving everything else is going alright, thanks for asking fran!
>>686524161
Oh okay haha I was worried I had irritated you, I do but then it hurts once again after I play for a little bit
>>686524134
Hiya Smuggles, what's new today?
>>686524165
Nigga have you been paying attention
THE SUN ISN'T FIRE
Throwing water equal the the mass of the sun would cause it's lifespan to be halved, but burn twice as bright
>>686524315
if i say i hate you will it change your mind?
>>686524451
>it's current year guys
>>686524618
no, you don't understand how much water we'll use
alternative solution
>BLOW UP THE SUN
or light it on fire then put it out
>>686524851
Yeah fuck it, let's do that
>>686523892
ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
>>686524158
My decks are
Omnath mono green ramp/voltron
Sygg river guide merfolk tribal
Rith tokens
Ghoulcaller Gissa zombie tribal
Rakdos the defiler kamikaze
Mazirek voltron/reanimation
Alesha reanimation
Merieke no fun control
Pheldagriff group hug/secretly Dimir mill
Currently building actual Phenax mill control, but will probably build modern turbo fog first if I can get Fridays off for summer
>>686524315
Might look cool. I also decided that I hated working with metallic paint since I could never quite get it right
>>686524484
If you need any help, I've been to the therapist enough to mimic him
>>686524618
Let's throw some mass in it until it gets so big it collapses on itself!
>>686524484
It's pretty hard to irritate me
>unless we're playing vidya
What if you keep your back as straight as possible while drumming?
>>686524851
don't make me fuck you up, it's 2016, get over it, i'll fukn kill your head off
>>686525139
ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
>>686523545
Daaaabs. How's the house business coming along?
>>686524134
>Floaties
Topkek
Only if Miss Leah teaches me the breaststroke ;^)
>>686524161
That's a little reassuring but sadly we'll find out tomorrow.
>>686524851
Not really. It takes a lot to get me to hate.
>>686524451
Im surprisingly not hate-filled or really violent.
>>686525139
White undercoat works better for metals.
>>686525139
Haha alright, I remember going to therapists they never really helped me they just made me draw things
>>686525244
I do try that! But then I just lean over when I am getting into the beat
>>686525581
Crossing my fingers we get approved for the apartment and if we do then yay
>>686525034
Great!
now we just need explosive water
>>686525263
>current year
>not checking your privilege
>>686525756
damn
>just shoot me in the face already
I'm going to be off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
First Get
>>>686525206
>>686525415
Got any sacrifices for him?
>>686525756
Well, terracotta is pretty nice, if only I could roll well I'd be set!
>>686525795
One of mine was actually pretty good, he mostly just drilled in ways to calm down. Solitare works supper well for it
>>686526070
you can check this
>>686526162
have warm lengthy dreams of you and your waifu kyouko!
Miho claimed
Hows everyone's night/day going?
back!!!
>tangled hair edition
>>686526652
How's the car?
Why even play Reinhardt when people just run out in front of you?
>>686526652
Hiya Miho. Not going to bad, got my new tires. Waiting to get a response to see if a friend will put them on, or if I'm taking them to a shop tomorrow.
How are you?
>>686524573
Rainy as you can see. How are you?
>>686525581
I'm not getting the reference:(
>>686526779
So, who did you think about in the shower?
>>686526652
Bleh
>>686525581
I guess so..
>>686525795
I feel your pain Chuuni
My back hurts when I'm on the drops for too long while cycling
>>686526441
>checked
>your failure
>>686526652
hey there
my days great, now that i can relax
>>686526908
to bash peoples faces with a rocket hammer
>>686527144
h-huh??? u-uhmmm somebody special....
>>686526866
What car have 2 and a truck?
>>686526949
Im doing ok. Just got back from a big car meet. And on the way home the driver side mirror fell off my truck CauseRust.jpg
>>686526243
Oh shit. Forgot to tell you about the drunken Pathfindering.
>be me
>unarmored rogue
>bomb needs to be disarmed
>head over to it
>floating posessed corpse blocks me
>I proceed to tank the corpse by being hit a lot, deal damage every turn despite getting no flank bonuses / sneak attack and using only a single dagger because no gear beyond what I looted from previous assassins
>all while disarming the bomb
>it gets close to exploding before I disarm it
>it was a positive energy bomb
>mfw I saved the party and a noble family from being overhealed to death
>still do roguelike things the rest of the session like find a body double of one of the servants
>also messing with the party while invisible due to a wand I sleight of handed in my tux
>felt good man
>>686526243
Well I am glad he helped you I went to 3 and they didnt really do much for me
>>686527267
Speaking of that when was your last ride? Was the wind with you?!?
>>686527071
See
>>686526949
It looks like it might rain here in the next few days. If it does, then I've got terrible luck.
>>686527306
Oh my, it just...fell off? No warning?
>Had that happen to my fisheye
>>686525795
There's no reason you all shouldn't be right? Good luck man, crossing mine also.
>>686526162
Sleep well.
>>686526652
Just fine until I digested that White Castles.
>>686527071
Kek, the sign said call Miss Leah to register. Maybe she's the instructor :^)
>>686527267
Or maybe later tonight, that'd be better.
>>686527295
Was it megumin?
>>686527451
Sounds fun man, we came across a drider that isn't completely psychotic
>>686527624
Yeah, the others I went to were shit
I'd claim Lucy from Elfen Lied, but my ex- already behaves like her... fuck.
Evening.
>>686527691
>Rust
>>686527778
lol
>>686527904
it wasn't.....that ship is gone now
>>686526243
sadly not
>>686528038
hey yui!!! how are you doing???
>>686527624
That was 4 days ago, wind with me!
I'm planning on making a 3-4 hours ride in a few days. Maybe go to the a town nearby and back~
>>686527778
>off by one
That'd be good! But I think I'll be asleep if he comes by tonight
Up to anything lately?
>>686528038
Hello brown mugi!
>>686527291
Oh yeah
Ever had 2 Reinhardt's crash into each other? Shit's fun
>>686527904
WE HAD A PALADIN THAT HIT ONCE WITH SMITE ACTIVE. ONCE. AND DEALT 9 DAMAGE. And I took over 70 damage. Because fuck that corpse.
>Im a rogue with 40 health when our tanks have 48 and 60+
>our paladin couldnt even hit when the corpse tried to fly away and I was flanking
>we are level 6
>fighter was yet to join due to not being physically at the session yet
>forgot that I TOOK FRIENDLY FIRE FROM A 600 POUND WARHORSE THAT OUR SORCEROR DROPPED ON THE BOSS, THE BOMB, THE PALADIN AND ME
>>686528199
Oh, it's one of those kinds. They shouldn't be too expensive to replace, right?
>>686528346
Good, currently 4AM, gonna grab some breakfast soon.
What abut you?
>>686528425
Hi faggot.
>>686527904
Why are like the majority of them bad??
>>686528382
Yessss! That sounds super cool actually, I hope you have a cool time riding the wind!
>>686528587
oh well good morning!!!
what's for breakfast?!? and im doing good!
>>686528587
>>686528734
Toast and a cup of tea.
That's how I roll.
>>686528756
Just a prank bro.
>>686528221
Oh no!
>>686528346
Shit man. You got any Tim's? Nigger needs those
>>686528516
Shit man
>>686528622
I blame Freudian psychoanalysis, it's mostly bull shit
Night /waifu/
>>686528897
>>686528965
You make it the gay Earth.
>>686528756
>Hugs
It will be ok Yuuko-chan
>>686527691
Terrible luck? Kek please do take it. We have enough rain in April
>>686527778
>offbiwan kenobi
Fuck I did I not realize that?!
>>686528940
Goodnight my bae I will see you later!
>>686528940
it happens!!! it was fun while it lasted....
I got next thread
>>686529094
New tires and rain is asking to lowside on the slightest lean! I don't plan on lowsiding anytime soon if I can help it!
>>686528622
My legs will be kill for days!
I can't wait for it honestly, just waiting for the weather to clear out before I go for it
>>686528940
>Freudian psychoanalysis
I thought Freudian theory was pretty much dead by now..
Goodnight!
>>686529218
Thank you!
>>686528199
Never again.
>>686528382
Well I'm sure one of us will fill you in. Been searching for some jobs, lot of games coming out/ are out.
>Off one
kill me.
>>686528940
Sleep tight.
>>686529094
Lel, you were too busy putting on the floaties.
