Any Mexifags know where does one need to go to apply to work for the Mexican carterls, or where can I send my resume?
>you are not allowed to post in this thread if you don't know
Bartenders, get to know the people and it'll be easy to spot some and get to know them, depending on where you live.
>go to Tijuana
>kill off local dealers
>enrage cartel
>cartel sends crooked cops and soldiers
>kill off one by one while creating your own gang
>eventually kill of drug lord
>claim your new title as drug lord
>>686519129
Ask Sean Penn you retard.
>>686519129
>you are not allowed to post in this thread if you don't know
I do what I want to do bitch.
Basic chemistry knowledge also allows me to manufacture any illegal substances, but because you are a bitch ass nigger I won't be sharing.
>>686519129
¿en qué cuidad estás anon?
>>686519697
hey, we speak American in this thread, go away Mexicuck.
basically this thread
>>686519697
Cuidad is in his asshole, he wants the Cartel to fuck him in the ass. You are cool Mexican-anon, but >>686519129 is a tremendous faggot.
>>686519836
Cuidad is city. By that I deduced that he was asking the faggot OP's city. Learn Spanish faggot. Underage b&
>>686520043
hey, I don't gotta learn Spanish, we don't speak it hear. I know American. And a bit of Canadian.
>>686520189
So, English and French?
>>686520189
>I know American
>And a bit of Canadian
>CANADIAN
Homosexuels mineurs putain
>>686520293
No asshole, I mean I can understand how Canucks speak
>>686520189
No entendi ni putas madres
>still tried though
ooo you can understand a basic accent heres a fucking cookie
>>686519697
Riverside, CA
>>686520687
brother, I don't know what that non-green text was, smething about a mattress? But you are right, I did try. tried to tell you a little about myself
>>686520587
It is called sarcasm which I think the anon claiming he can understand American and 'Canadian' (kekekekekekek) does not get. I know too well that he is not referring to French so I slapped some French shit into it.
>>686519129
>resume
I know your joking but Jesus fuck if you actually think that's how it works.
>>686520737
way to reply to the comment faggot
Ich spreche nur deutsch, komme ich damit weiter in Mexico?
Könnt mir hier gerne antworten.
>>686520510
Ay wey!
Eres cabron entos
>>686520510
we speak normal. I dont even know french and quebec is around 8 hours away from me.
>>686520510
Canadian isn't a language, you stupid fuckin' hosehead. Now take off, eh.
>>686520510
Are you Brittany Venti?
>>686521017
Fuck off with your hindu or arab language
its like weeaboos asking "so how do i join the yakuza"
>>686521081
preach it
>>686521081
>>686521062
hey moose fuckers
>>686521017
Nice google translate
>>686521190
German or Germanic you dumb fuck
jew gassing language?
>>686521188
Cool dubs, and I wish
>>686521216
Only ever seen a moose once, in the algonquin highlands, let alone ever been close enough to make it with one. You americans are all the same. Ignorant, stupid swine. You don't understand your own language, your own laws, not even your own fucking legal system. Fuck your dirty circumsized dick, you're the next hitler you silly fuck. I hope you choke on your own dick.
Faith in humanity lost. Go kill urself retard op.
>i know candian and american
>yfw
It's very simple, OP.
1. write resume
2. find petty drug dealer
3. pay him $5000, and ask him to pass your resume to the guy he's getting his drugs from, pocket $1000 of the $5000, give the remaining $4000 to the guy and ask him to do the same
4. Next guy in the chain pockets $1000 and passes your resume plus $3000 to his superior
5. Hope that the chain is not longer than 5 people
>>686521197
FAGGOT!!! If I wanted to join the kabuza I wouldn't be asking while living in CALI. I'm asking about the Mexican cartels because I'm only like 200 miles away from Mexico, I have to fucking travel far to join the kabuzas.
>>686519129
ahhahaahaha, dont you even try dude. I am not a mexican, but I a am a third worldfag. Dont get into this shit, the people that are into this shit has already born with the duty.
>>686521255
Ich spreche fließend deutsch in korrekter Grammatik, ist leider zu schwer für dein Hirn es zu verstehen.
Tja, so ist das halt als Amerikaner, keine Ahnung von nichts.
Könnte dir hier auch noch einen größeren Aufsatz in korrekter Grammatik und Rechtschreibung verfassen, um zu beweisen, dass ich ein nativer Deutscher bin, aber das unterlasse ich lieber einmal.
Netter Versuch, aber dafür gibt es nur eine 0/10.
>>686519129
Op is a fag oh hi FBI
>>686521456
>Imagine getting this mad on 4chan
>implying you'd stand a chance in a cartel
>>686520864
The Sinaloa cartel operates in LA. They are involved in cocaine smuggling distribution and human trafficking, but there aren't many workers in LA, only the runners, most people who work for the cartels in LA are not a part of the cartel they are just drug dealers suppliers wholesalers, you won't be able to get involved with them unless you are selling cocaine yourself in large quantities
>>686521190
Ach du Hurensohn, etwas Bildung würde dir gut tun.
Spast.
How to make Methamphetamine via Reductive Amination Synthesis Pathway.
As I said won't be sharing.
>OP is a fag
>I know Canadian and American is a fag
>top zozzle
>top lel
>top kek
>>686521456
someone got an uncut wiener Zozzle
>>686521834
we're all fags
>Ergo, you too are a fag
>>686521456
lol gr8 b8 m8
>this upset on niggertitts
>>686521527
Tired of having shitty jobs that don't pay shit, and if I can work at the Mexican Cartels corporate offices that'll be cool because I always hear they pay good. I want a job in corporate, not a sicario or a narcomenudista.
ISO-Looking for a cop to run interference. Starting a grass roots distribution.
>>686521749
I would like a professional job, I would want to work for corporate.
>>686521967
At least a fag that knows English (American, British, Canadian according to >>686520189 kekekekekekekekekekekek), French, Spanish, German, and Latin.
>>686522222
Holy shit. Nice quints bro
>>686521456
>>686522310
You're talking to me ABOUT me, what the fuck is wrong with you? Your worse than that one really angry moose fucker
>>686522468
>Your worse
>Your
>Knows American
>KNOWS
>Literally can't distinguish 'you're' and 'your', how and when to use them
Is your Canadian good?
>>686522693
what is you're problem cunt? Your nothing but a cuck troll, are not you?
>If you read how I qualified my Canadian statement, you would know that I meant that I only understood their stupid accents.
>>686522222
Checked
>>686519675
Faggot, just because you watched breaking bad doesn't mean you're a chemist
>>686522965
Holy shit he bit. Shit shit shit. Top kek.
>What is you're problem
>You're
>YOU'RE
>Your nothing but a cuck troll
>Your
>YOUR
Tsk, I think your Canadian sucks too. Are you even human? You can't speak any languages that you claim you know. Are you a manchild or a nigger chimp?
>>686519129
My Spanish is a little rusty but
Taco Taco Taco burrito flavored kiss for my favorite burrito Muhaaaaa
>>686522301
Unless you know how to launder money theres nothing you can do for them at that level
>>686523291
And just because you watched Glee, doesn't mean you are the principal who can stomp on everybody else's dreams. If we wants to pretend to be a chemist on the line, let him.
>>686523397
>Being this retarded.
>Not understanding shitposting
>I weep for humanity
>>686520894
That means he doesnt give a shit about your bullcrap
>>686519129
Hijo de la chingada los carteles nunca aceptarian a un pendejo maricon como tu.
>>686519655
Chingones tus dobles
>>686523291
Well, well, I also know how to manufacture benzoylmethylecgonine, lysergic acid diethylamide, and 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate. How does that make you feel? In charge?
The last one is 100x more potent than LSD so
>>686523667
what bullcrap?
Some dumb ass mexican sold me like 2000 and something mexican dollars for 200 bucks, these mexicans are really fucking retarded.. I just fucking scored big.
>>686522222
wow
just smoke crayons
I'm informed this luscious lass has some connection with the zetas, could be their queen
>>686519129
If you live in West Texas, I can help get you connected. Just shoot me an email at [email protected] Put Attn Narcotics in the subject field.
>>686522222
Esto se va a descontrolaaaaaar
>post random hate for americans and leave
>everyones panties are wet with disgrace
>people still talking about it
>love it
>jerking my cock to the fact that you americans couldn't even put your dick in a small hole in the ground
>fuck your souls.
>>686523712
Rice and beans with chips
>>686523630
I am also shitposting. Anon, are you using the 'damage control' tactic? Won't work faggot. Top kek. And this retard knows more languages and scientific disciplines so top kek to you sir, I tip my fedora and I feel euphoric in believing in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and his mother-wife Mary.
>>686523834
kek
>Mexicans are stupid
>Stupider than those Indians who sold New York for some beads
>Indians are just Mexicans who wandered too far north
zeta told me not to post her image but fuck them
>>686522301
I'm a fucking unemployed accountant
>mexicans are the product of spanish raping indians
>>686524050
Americans are just down syndrome people who happen to be able to look normal at any given time.
>>686519129
>Estar así de pendejo
>>686523905
>>686523938
>when you go back into the garage and there are crystals all around the cap of the bottle
>>686524152
Do something about it then, you fucking cry baby. You fucking idiot piece of shit! Where's your drive? You sit at home all day fucking your hand you call your girlfriend, fuck you! You make me sick you insufferable cunt!
>>686519494
But they know your weakness. They know you have a soft spot for feminine penises. They'll send a convincing ladyboy to slit your throat.
>>686519129
Who do I talk to about finding out how I can get on a beheading tour through Mexico? Which cartel etc..
>>686524048
>You wouldn't know shit posting if it posted shit on you on the shitpostingest day of the year
>>686519655
Doubles of truth...
Sad that nobody acknowledged.
>>686524207
>>686524207
>when you go to the garage to have some cigarette and there is the troll in the garage smoking your cigarette and he's talking chineese but you realize he's your inner sooul and you were a chineese in your past life so you order chinese food but the troll just eats it all then calls it shit because it's not authentic.
>>686520864
Instagram. Send some dms to people. They might want you for your English skills. Most of them speak english. You'll be ok
>>686524394
U wot m8? Wanna go guv?
>>686524091
Since you posted zeta, I'll post ZETAS prank gone wrong.
>>686520043
Learn Mexican. Top zoz
>>686523834
You know dollars are worth 18 pesos each right? Your 200 bucks are worth over 3600 pesos, who's the retard?
>>686524542
>when you go into the garage to shop vac the rafters and suddenly it's 3am
>>686524628
U won go m8?
U got me real angry now.
>Angry and aroused.
>>686524207
Is that Ron White in drag?
>>686521749
This>>686523834
You got ripped off. The peso is 18 to 1 usd
>>686524700
Being this bad at noticing when someone is joking.
/b/ is full of autism.
hes not using pesos hes using mexibucks you kek
>>686524700
That was the joke spastic
>You're dumber than me, the I know Canadian and American guy
>>686524699
>Mexican
Hello there Donald Drumpf. As you know, I am implying Spanish not Mexican. I hope you win as a president and I will be allowed in the White House to receive your large, juicy, fat Aryan cock in my asshole. I want to feel the stretch and your force. Yes, also the warmth of your cum. Yes Donald, yes.
>>686524345
You make me sad.
>>686524823
Yeah boi, want sum fuk?
>>686524958
>>686524958
I'm the mad moose fucker and you better fuck right off out of here you fucking donald trump cock stroking piece of shit, go die in a fucking campfire because you dropped your fucking mashmellow in the fucking fire you piece of shit.
Fuck
you
>>686519129
look nigger. fuck all these dumb niggers giving you stupid info. you have to be in this shit since birth. you cant just join as a fucking adult unless they know your background from when you were a child and some one in your family was compa with someone in the cartel. period
>>686525136
Im trying to help you, grow up.
>>686524345
No fucking shit you stupid fucking shit! What do you think I'm fucking doing? That is why I fucking said that if you don't know how to contact the mexican cartels HR department, you are not allowed to post in this thread, and since you are a fucking fuck you still post on the thread. DUMB FUCK!
>when you go out in public and people are constantly staring at you
>when you see somebody looking at you through your blinds
>when you can hear somebody outside your door
>yfw ghosts
>>686525194
Cunt, you don't know what you're saying. Take a step back, and let the people who know what they saying speak.
>Stay in your lane nig
>>686525293
That just makes it worse, I'm not sure how to react.
>>686525194
Since birth? No Anon, these narcos get killed so often, they will practically accept anyone. Especially if you are ex police or ex millitary
>>686523514
a faggot sees his true self
>>686525499
not for the job he wants
>kek
>>686525499
I am an ex boyfriend, would they accept me?
>>686523938
I'm retarded, but not a lot.
>>686521456
esti de tapette
Okay here we go, I'm only going to say this once, the feds have been watching our crew for the past couple weeks and they could be listening.
10 years ago I was a college dropout living in socal, my parents kicked me out and I was living on the streets.
A guy I know (who will remain nameless) decided he wanted to join the cartel and I decided to join with him.
We had to butcher a pig together and send the video to the cartels HR department, along with the pork we generated from the swine.
After that we met in the desert and they gave us 10 grams of coke, told us if we sold the entire batch by that night we were in. But there was a catch, we had to kill 3 people that same day and send their ears to the HR department as well.
Long story short, they made up our I.D badges, we got paid training and they have a great coke machine in the break room. Also we get food in the cafeteria at cost.
>>686525932
Lern American, asshole
>>686525012
That's cool mexicali brah, but my cock is so small and I only have one ball that does not work. I repeat my one ball shoots blanks. But that meme is dankest in history. Let's make memes great again
>OP disallows himself from his own thread
top
>>686526141
Drumpf I don't give a fuck, just fuck my asshole up with your cock.
>>686526043
What's the pay like anon, if you don't mind me asking of course?
>>686525717
No cuz eres joto
>>686526331
Eh I'll get Donald Jr to do it or else he's fired
>>686526043
>the cartel's HR department
>>686519129
Alright just go to the local police station in Mexico
Tell them you are looking for a job
48 hours later
Get the job
Take a case regarding the cartels
Investigate
>????
Eventually you get a guy giving you an offer
>silver or lead
Accept it
You now are a cartel cop
>>686526574
Rejected again.
>vote trump
>get cartel drugs of our streets
>support all american dealers
>>686526568
some of it is contracted work, some is hourly. If I'm filing a report on a recent transaction or murder I've had to do then they pay me per hour that I'm up in the office.
For each deal I take 10% of the sale, which has increased over the course of my 10 years here.
It goes by seniority as well. I get to take large ticket deals if I want to because I am one of the longest members in my area.
Each murder is contracted as well, but the price is set by the higher ups. Sometimes 10k a hit.
Also there are definitely some opportunities for moving up.
I took on my first trainee after my second year with the cartel and by my fourth I was running my area. My friend who originally got us into it died, part of the job though.
>>686519129
I'm Guatemalan/Mexican. Dude, they literally put up road signs in Mexico to recruit footsoldiers. Unless you've got combat experience, good intuition, and know when to shut the fuck up, I wouldn't advise it as you'd get killed by your own cartel, or a rival. They'll cut your fucking head off ese, you better not be white, black, or autistic. If you look like you got money, or anything nice, they'll hold you for random. If you're useless, they'll cut you up or set you on fire. Try Brazil, the cocaine business is booming there. You can cook with a few friends, coca leaves in an apartment, there's several independent cooks, less gang violence than Mexico or Colombia. If you want to traffic to the cartels, you should sell the coke off to Mexico, smuggling though Honduras/Panama/Guatemala. Smuggle it in food shipments, like tortillas, and potatoes, try filling tires with coke, or installing false bottoms. You'll need to bribe guards just in case, keeping a guy with a ruffle far behind the convoy at checkpoints might also be a good idea.
>>686526646
No Trump, why do you spurn my love for your cock?
>>686524349
Almighty Kek
>>686527100
I'm sorry to hear about your friend anon.
Thank you for getting back to me so quickly.
>>686527334
I got like 3k for him, so it wasn't so bad. Paid for his casket.
>>686526043
I'm in Riverside, so I have desert to the south, north and east, which desert did you go to?
>>686525286
Thanks man I'm gonna turn my life around starting now!
>>686525404
i knew this would get the experts out of the woodwork
>>686520864
Saem
>>686527556
Southern desert.
I have to warn you, when we are first inducting we gag, blindfold and assfuck the new trainee. Something I put into place. If you are really keen on joining, shoot me an email.
[email protected]
>>686521605
>itsatarp.jpg
>>686519129
Pretty sure they have a contract with the temp agency down the street from me
>>686527992
I have heard of this with some other units in my area, but that they mostly get them smuggling or doing quasi-legal shit. If that's all you want just go into any temp agency and bring up the cartel. They have a button under their desk they will press and a staircase to a basement will open up, follow the stairs and turn left at the bottom (its always the same) and there you can register for an I.D badge. You need good credit.
>>686527100
I hope you're not giving BS. Email me [email protected]
Someone say Mexifag?
>>686528398
Nope. Literally nobody said that.
>>686523834
why would you want pesos gringo?
>>686528357
Please email me first, it's a precautionary measure that is set forth in my contract.
Easy
>be mexican (or at least latino)
>get a Mexican citizenship (comes with free tacos)
>join the Mexican army
>get trained
>get out of Mexican army
>go with the Zeta's or Sinaloa's cartel
>say the magic words: "quiero que me des los 3 kilos de garrote de ese paquetote que esconde en el pantalón papú"
>????
>profit
>>686528639
Don't listen to this guy.
I'm german and I'm with the MC.
>>686528276
Well shit nigga you gotta start somewhere.. You cant just join the cartel and become el jefe overnight.. You gotta do the bitch work first and show them youre worth their time
Well here's this in case someone did say Mexifag
>>686528639
kek
>>686528775
Don't listen to this guy.
I'm Polish, and I'm with the AB.
>>686528865
Yes, that is exactly right.
Well said.
>>686523834
this newfag can't do the math
>>686528951
This isn't reddit.
>>686529057
Umm, I know. I was just saying that you should not listen to germans on anything.
>>686528639
Listen to this guy
He's with el komander, heaviest secret mexican druglord, also look for "el sonidito", it's a song with a message in Morse code, about the recruitment of "nueva generacion's" cartel
>>686528583
This dude gave me thousands and I gave him hundreds, do the math dumb fuck.
>>686528398
scrub those huevos
>>686525142
lol that guys cock could tow a trailer
>>686528625
I dont even know your email, do I need to go through like a bunch of people to get it?
I'm polish- and that crusty penis looks yummy
Send em' one of these
>>686529789
Those tacos look fucking good. We just need some hot sauce, lemon and a little guacamole.
Esos tacos hizo que se me parara!!
>>686522970
fuck that hurts!
I can't believe how fucking retarded and stupid all you motherfuckers are, including myself, but I'ts all right because I've been fucking drunk since I started the thread and all of you motherfuckers have kept me entertained for the last hour and a half.
>>686530017
Guacamole with carnaza?
You're gringo or what?
>>686530172
We no speak Mexicano
>>686528870
timestamp or GTFO
>>686530872
Those tacos gave me an erection
Happy now?
>>686531009
Incredibly
>>686530862
3rd world
>>686531211
Like Detroit?
>>686524349
Man me a send one of me demon gyal from Sparta come suck off ya cock and murder ya
>>686530842
you´re welcome pinche gringo
>>686530842
I had fun playing the villain for a change, it was nice.
>>686523514
Kek.
>>686519129
You canbe called El faggot
>>686521834
SSSAAAAAUUUUUCCCCEEEE!!
>>686522970
What is that?
