This is my best friend's dad He's super cool, and
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
This is my best friend's dad
He's super cool, and I had to explain him what memes were and he asked to be one
Told him nah and he asked for me to put a picture of himself on the Internet. So i am
Hi Santa!
>>686517404
Looks like he's sniffing somebody's ass
>>686517404
Post his tits or gtfo
>>686517901
Yours? :)
I knew Santa sucks dick.
This good?
>>686518584
wtf
>>686518584
No timestamp?
Let's see that snek pic on his wall
>>686518584
Naked pics please.
snek pic
>>686517404
Whenthatmadkushhitsyou.jpeg
Thanks for this thread OP. Though it's short I laughed much. Godspeed OP & Santachan!
>>686519234
Top kek!
He won't take off any more than the shirt
More santachan
>>686519465
I really hope a girl walks in on you two
>>686519465
tell him to show his bush or it won't meme
>>686519713
this tbqh
>>686519465
>When you ask "hotc_chick_big_titties" for nudes
>>686519465
i find this man highly attractive in a strange way
like Santa clause sneaking into my room
not with presents but with a cheese dick
i'll remember forever
i'm not sure if this is my fetish but i'm going to
try and fap anyway
>>686519713
Yes ,this
Name one female celebrity more stunning than a young Audrey Hepburn.
>>686519713
BUSH OR NO MEME
he is cute
He said this was his bush
Not even sure what that means, that's his retarded, brain damaged cat Monty
Gib him another beer
>>686519990
>"D-do I have nice boobies, b-baka senpai?"
>>686519465
dafuq is up with that bellybutton also bush or no meme
>>686519908
Young Nathalie Portman
>>686520077
BUSH OR NO MEME
U
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Retards saying bush or no meme. Can't you see it? It's right there in his face.
>>686520077
hmmm this just might work
>>686519908
Good try newfag. You're in a thread tho. Fucking stupid nigger
PLEASE ASK HIM TO SHOW HIS DICK, PLEASE I WANT THIS HANDSOME HOT DAD
>>686520297
BUSH OR NO MEME
>>686520077
He only wants to use us for meme stardom without giving something in return.
Bush or no Meme.
>>686520384
Post him in a goatse pose
He says he's clean shavened
Except for the face, I've always admired that beard
>>686520675
>good morning, son
>>686520607
I'll second that motion
>>686520675
this guys a good sport i wish i had a dad with a sense of humor and not one that beat me up i'll show myself out
When the elves are away, Santa will play
>>686517404
Best i can do, in my defense im tired.
>>686521257
heueheuehueuheuehue
I wish that was my dad. Id Jack him off.
>>686521276
Did not include snek
>>686521276
HAHAHAHAHA
>>686521276
Nevermind i just got a better idea, its on the way
>>686520675
>>686521545
BUSH OR NO MEME DADDY
>>686520675
He looks here like his head is upside down, but the face is still.
>>686517404
>>686521991
nice work. And quickly, too!
Not OP.
>>686519990
>>686521423
>>686521991
Done. He's memed. He's happy.
>>686521991
lol very nice
is he drunk or something?
can't think of a meme
tell him we now call him Santachan
He's super happy right now
>>686522992
Say that if he shows his dick he will be king of 4chan.
>>686522992
Can somebody faceswap the giraffe and his face?
Show him a hentai picture and post his face :)
>>686522992
i love this guy
I found some real raunchy bukaki hentai and showed it to him
tell santa chan I love him
>>686522992
And they say /b/ is full of horrible people.
>>686522462
Butthole guy is a meme??
R.I.P Thread,and R.I.P Santabush
>>686523099
checked and memed
>>686523859
RIP SANTA BUSH
ALL MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS CRUSHED
Whether it dies or not, he enjoyed it thoroughly.
Really wants to take a photo with a strap on he has, just needs to find it
1-10 wut does friend dad think of video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adQDL5irRvg
>>686524191
He's simply amazing. I love him.
Why all the animal pics on walls?
>>686524191
Wait what
Why guy needs a strap on when he has a dick?
o shit waddup
>>686524621
>>686523858
I thought it would be funny. Turned out kinda disappointing, though.
>>686524768
DP.
I am currently helping him look for his strap on in his closet, he says it's the only way he'll be satisfied with all of this
Did you fags forget he hasn't shown bush at all?
Stop giving this slut attention.
>>686525053
>>686525203
its the only way he'll be memed for ever
>>686519908
Greta Garbo
>this entire thread
This shit is gold
Oh god I found the strap on
this has the potential to be an epic bread
>>686525680
BUSH OR NO MEME
>>686525686
It's called a derail you faggot, it's what happens to shit threads that 12 year old autists think are epic
>>686526096
BUSH OR NO MEME
>>686526096
Busch or no Meme
I nominate Santa Bush as King of /b/
>>686526423
YES
BUSH OR NO MEME
IT HAPPENED TODAY FOLKS
SANTACHAN WAS BORN ON THIS THREAD,
5/27/2016, 10:00PM CST
THIS IS IT
>>686526423
He'll have to pay the Iron Price
I can't believe this is happening
His son is laughing so hard
>>686526578
SANTACHAN KING OF /B
meornomeme
>>686526722
SANTA CHAN KINF OF /B
>>686526722
Dong Vader
KILL GRAMPA BUSH
>>686517404
When the succ is too good
Sorry gramps, but rules are rules.
Meme status = revoked.
>>686526722
>>686520297
Gary Memes?
He feels satisfied now
Made his week, good job guys
OP TELL THE TRUTH
HE IS FUCKING YOU RIGHT?
Capping this entire thread
>>686526722
OP Are you safe?
Fucking? Nah that would be weird
He's my friend's dad
>>686527110
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
wtf is happening in this thread
SOOOOO RANDEM XDDDD
>>686528062
>please give me attention xDDD
>>686527479
When you're done, can you post it here?
Best new meme
Of twenty sixteen
Here's another photo taken earlier but not posted
>>686528062
Kill yourself
Still no time stamp. Post time stamp.
>>686517404
>>686528232
Will do if the thead's still alive
>>686528341
someone jizz on this
Every one save these images and post one a day
>>686528191
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>686528430
Shutup I'm kawaii and sugoi ^____^ xDDDD
>>686528341
Is he making the bloods rush to his heads to gives himself a reals cool blowjob?
>>686529001
Dildoes
Looks like a good time OP, congratz.
bush or no meme confirmed
he keeps asking me how many "hits" the thread has. This whole thing is confusing him but he's loving it
>>686529664
Time stamp him......
>>686529664
theres new threads popping up this is great
Time stamped
>>686530780
That's a hell of a pepe impression.
>>686529664
lmfao what a G
>>686530780
The rarest of em all.
posting in epic bread, cappers please include my post
>>686523680
someone should shoop a spoon drizzling caramel or something
CAPPERS INCLUDE MY POST
I LOVE YOU
ANOTHER THREAD
>>686530878
ITS HAPPENING
>>686531817
WE NEED MORE SANTACHAN NOW
>>686527638
OR NO MEME
>>686526722
nobody cared who he was until he
>put the strap on
Fuckin' loved him in Big Daddy
This is actually happening huh
nobody will know or care about this tomorrow i promise
>>686526768
bitch looks like a nightmare potato.
>>686532399
thunder cunt checked
>>686528232
All hail the king
>>686526722
>My fucking FW
>>686528341
>>686530780
4645 Mirrors: Enjoy /b/ 1) https://www.dropbox.com/s/am3x4el6x0ly72e/L0.zip?dl=1 2) https://a.cocaine.ninja/jdkbzf.zip Password is included.
>>686534080
Thanks anon
>>686534080
/thread
>>686534290
>>686534080
Hold up here's a better copy, had to make to minor edits
>>686517404
Santa cums for christmas
>>686521074
Hahahaha
Can't believe I was here to witness this shit. Rolling my ass off on mdma. Smh
>>686534559
/thread
>>686523680
How many women has he been with.
What is the strap on called?
>>686534976
what's that like
>>686532197
SAVED
Divorced, she was a bitch anyways. He's happier now
>>686535101
memed
>>686534279
password.js how do I run dis?
ya'll toastin in an epic bread
>>686534559
Aww yiss.
IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A PART OF HISTORY
THIS IS LIKE, BEING PRESENT AT THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO OR SOMETHING
PRAISE SANTACHAN
>>686535544
SANTACHAN DUBS CHECKED
Santachan <3 Awesome guy :D
>>686536122
chacked
this thread is shit come back in a year no one will know who santachan is
>>686530780
this is it boys the rarest of them all
>>686537055
cry moar
>>686537055
>implying santachan won't personally frequent /b/ for time and all eternity
>>686537055
nevar forgetti
MOVE OVER PEPE
THERES A NEW MEME IN TOWN AND HIS NAME IS SANTACHAN
>>686533059
Fuck I lost it. If we took it off would it kill him?
>>686528430
This is child porn
Mods
>>686537055
NEVARE FORGETTI SANTACHAN
5/28/16 KING OF /B/
This thread is gold, all hail Santachan
I'm so glad I was here to witness this
This Thread is Gold, posting to be forever Witnessed
>>686537055
Dubs of deceit.
>>686537900
dubs of truth
>>686537055
>come back in a year
As if the fack neckbeards on this site would ever leave
Santachan, man. He's better than fucking Shrek, Pepe, dat boi, El Chapo, and Pablo Escobar combined.
>>686528430
SAUCE NOW BIIIIIIIIETCH
Glad to witness santachan
Santachan cured my autism
Praise to our Lord.
Posting so I can be immortalized in this thread.
Never forget santachan.
>>686538663
>>686538777
witnessed
holy fucking shit
praise santachan
>>686538777
Godly trips
>>686521257
underrated post
This is santachan's son
Santachan has risen
>>686537055
>stop liking this dank new meme
>it's keeping people away from my dat boi thread
>>686539833
>mfw people insult santachan
On this day this is what he said.
>>686534559
THANK YOU
AND 2 OF MY COMMENTS SHOWED THERE
YES
>>686528430
MOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SANTACHAN
GOD OF /b/
RIVAL OF ZEUS
>>686540544
What, you got a problem with having a choking fetish?
I declare this man as Boxxys creepy uncle!!!
Santachan agreed to take more photos later. I'll post them when I take them
>>686541224
>king and queen
>uncle and niece
Ancient Egypt pls
>>686540668
I have a problem with cp
>>686541932
what's wrong with cheese pizza
>>686541932
you have to go back
>>686541643
BUSH OR NO MEME
>>686541997
its acutally 5/27 but whos counting
>>686541932
Yes, we got that, but you haven't told us WHAT your problem with choking people is.
>>686541932
What, you got a problem with having a children playing fetish?
>>686542501
For me it's 1 in the morning on the 28th
>>686542612
Wrong post, fool.
>>686541932
YOU SHALL NOT DERAIL
He's going to bed, see you all later
>>686526768
I wanted to bang her when she was young.
Toasting in santachan thread, I was here.
>>686530780
>back on track
>>686543465
Goodbye santachan, come back soon
>>686543465
Sleep well, Santachan.
>>686543465
Sleep tight, Santachan
>>686520888
Kek'd and check'd
>>686543465
If you see this image while scrolling you will be blessed with wonderful dreams if you post "sleep tight santachan"
Sleep well, Santachan
>>686520133
I'm saying. Is there shit on his stomach/in his belly button?
>>686543465
sleep tight, pupper
>>686543465
Goodnight Strap-onSanta.
Good luck with the bush.
>>686543465
see you next year santa
"Where were you when santachan happened?"
I was a part of the thread son.
>>686543465
I am curious to see if this meme has staying power.
>>686542501
Oh, i dont have a problem with choking fetish
>>686544950
LET'S MAKE IT HAVE STAYING POWER
the hero /b/ deserves
this christmas i want santachan to visit me
I'm surprised that this thread lasted so long in a Friday night, when newfags are at their virginiest and spamming the boards with faggotry of biblical proportions.
>>686519908
A younger Audrey Hepburn ftw
>>686543465
i hope santachan dreams of me
even though we never met....
u guise think thats crazy?
>>686547155
>>686547633
You
>>686547791
What movie is that from? I swear I've seen it before but I can't place it. The Google image search is no help
>>686548121
Daisy's Destruction, you should Google it up and research it!
>>686544404
He has diabetes
>>686548412
FUCK YOU WHY DID I DO THAT
>>686549262
lol newfag
