I bet /b/ won't scare me
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I bet /b/ won't scare me
>>686513471
knock knock
op here
>>686513729
who there
>>686513901
a spooky skeleton
this will scare you 4 sure....
they will never ever never in the history of the world make panty and stocking season 2!!!!!!!!!!
>>686514023
op here
how is that scary
>>686514172
because it is spooky
knock knock..
>>686514331
come in
>>686514023
Spooky scary skeletons
op here
skeletons won't scare me
>>686514125
>oh shit...
you should be spoked -
This is spooky in an existential way
>>686514541
OP is brave
>>686514624
op here
that aint scary nigga
i clicked that shit, nigger....
>>686514715
Here's something scary, the upcoming election.
Boo
>>686514828
op here
yall are faggots
you cannot scare me
>>686514624
ayy lmao
>>686514923
not even scary
op here, you failed me
boo
classiest man ever is mad at you. you better be scared
CORKSCREW....BLOW!
op here
none of this scares me, uhg you failed me
>>686515355
bies
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
>>686515418
Poor horsey :c
idek
>>686514903
You're going to die someday, and no matter how brave you think you are or how much you think you're not afraid of it, you will be completely unable to do anything about it. Despite what you think now those last few moments, even if it's only for a fraction of a second, will be filled with the worst kind of gripping horror as you realize you will no longer exist just like both the earth, or solar system, and the entire universe will one day succumb to entropy and literally everything down to a subatomic level will cease to exist.
i scare you right /b/
>>686515822
Wtf dude 0; that's way 3spooky5me what are you doing
>>686515746
sign me up nigga
nothing scary
this thread is fail
Op come back like at midnight the real spooky Shit happens there
>>686515964
You say that now but the human brain is literally unable to comprehend the complete and absolute nothingness that will eventually happen to everything. When you die you will never hear your favorite song, see your favorite movie or see the faces of loved ones ever again. There's no poetic cycle or quiet beauty to death, it is an absolute that's both inescapable and eternal.
>>686516472
like what? shit memes
>>686513471
wanna know something scary?
>underage ban
gtfo
>>686515656
the fucking suspense in the last 5 or so climbs. holy shit i was making some fucked up facial and arm movements
>>686514629
fuck man, what do i win if i fill them all in?
>>686515964
Seriously, fill out that time sheet and see for yourself how much time you have left and that's assuming you die of old age meaning the time you have left according to the chart is the absolute best case scenario
>>686513471
guess what?
>>686516922
Very literally nothing
>>686517446
say fucking what
>>686517166
Not OP but fuck no, like not even gonna, I don't want to know, as far as I'm concerned if I die tomorrow or die in 60 years I don't wanna know, I don't even wanna examine any more closely how far along I am even though I'm early 20's I just can't handle that shit. Maybe OP is a badass, I'm not gonna do that
>>686517516
>>686517446
forreal, don't fuck with me anon the cake can not be a lie
Well hi there! How ya doin' OP?
>>686517758
Early twenties? you're about a third of the way there anon.
none of this shit is scary
>>686513471
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>686514629
Fuck, I'm 37.
>>686518753
Just under half way there.
>>686519000
you just ruined my day anon, also checked.
>>686518461
GOD DMANIT I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANT TO KNOW!
>>686519219
OP wanted sp00ky so I brought the sp00ki3est thing I know
>>686519219
>>686519351
I just realized exactly how overwhelmingly powerful the idea of death is and how powerful this picture is by forcing people to visualize what is usually a nebulous concept.
>>686519870
what makes it worse is I still live at home with my parents.
>>686514629
65 Middle age
>>686520086
What makes it even worse than that for
you is that makes you the 37 year old via reply right?...
Well I'm the early twenties and I've moved 8 times now since living with my parents
You have a right to feel bad, friend
>>686519870
>tl;dr
fuck you and your dumb death list
>>686520829
and just about to go into "Elderly" and thats the shortest section of all.
>>686521446
One sentence is too long???.
(You won't be able to read this without adderall)
Kekufegit m8 lol dyslexia k haha
>>686521724
>tl;dr
i wonder what the price of tea in china is hmmm
>>686522003
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>686522131
How old are you anon?
>>686522220
You were so close, now you have to kill yourself
>>686522399
guise if you pause dis gif at 5 seconds exactly you can see a spooky faggot running across the screen
>>686522517
It is obviously a ghost you feggut
there's a skeleton living inside your body
>>686522632
no your rong. iz spoopy fagit
>>686515418
Looks like he dropped something important. Will he be okay?
You want something scary? fine eat this,
Trump is going to be President.
>>686523064
boy i sure hope so
>>686514624
Ayy lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzioWPfw280
