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ITT: we get banned
i'll start
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>>686507185
wow neat
>>686507185
TOP KEK
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LOOK AT ME
>>686507185
>Implying you can ban me
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LOOK AT THIS
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>>686507185
What was it?
hands free fapping
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4chan can't ban me
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>>686507877
The most fucked up CP to ever see the light of day, you really missed out on that one m8
DONT STOP
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>>686508011
the dubs don't lie
I turn 18 in 5 minutes
But......
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Did anyone hear gun fire just no
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>I made this CP
Hey guys I'll be 18 tomorrow!
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Dear mods, please don't ban me, I'm quite an important person here.
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>>686508156
no one cares
Sad birthday to you m8
I'm going to kill the president of the united states of america
I trun 11 in 3 weaks am i kool guis?
fuck you
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>CP
>cp.
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Get a real job, MODS
Hey guys look at this
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>>686508728
I'm so happy for your loss
>>686507833
makes my ears ring
LOOK
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>>686508911
Shoo shoo mumble ghost
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>>686508911
SHOO SHOO MUMBLE GHOST
KEEP GOING
Here's some nice pizza, your favorite flavor!
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>>686509217
Dammmmn that's good!
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i lost 5 good boy points for browsing four channel, ban me please i wanna be good boi for my mama
>>686508728
I saved this picture.
Someone want to help plant some bombs?
It's cool to see a definition for that type of seizure. I know i've had seizures on synthetic cannabinoids however i was conscious for the seizures! I talked to a few doctors about this and they said it couldn't have been a seizure because i would have been unaware of it.
I remember the most intense one, i took a hit of the bottom of the bag of a blend which had a clump of pure crystal material in the bottom corner that i shrugged at. I soon realized i had no idea how to shift gears in my car, i had no idea where i was and assumed i was in a different state entirely. I soon forgot what driving was and eventually crashed my car into a ditch and entered this insane world comprised of blood and metals. It was some man made hell, composed entirely of cogs and wheels like the internals of a clock, lubricated with a thick red substance. My being was composed of these cogs and the movement of them translated to extreme physical pain throughout my body. I could feel every nuance of a large mechanical structure, as if my entire nervous system had never been human.
The same time this was happening, i was still aware that i was my car in a ditch on the side of the road, my head and left arm were flailing wildly in the manner of a powerful seizure and my left arm was smashing against the door but i couldn't even pretend to know how to make it stop. I just remember feeling like the life of painful mechanical torture was the only life i had ever knew, and that someone was going to find me twitching in my car, half paralyzed and that i would have to bear witness to the whole thing in this state for the rest of my life. It felt like a longer period of time than my existence in total. Maybe i had a focal seizure.
Shoo shoo mumble ghost
if only real cheese pizza
>>686509588
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
hi , I want to participate in this thread , how do I get banned ?
>>686507774
What is this sorcery? Last thing i remember was clicking it, and i just woke up on the floor 7 minutes into the future.
>>Time travel confirmed.
>>686509588
I hope you get v& you double nigger
chocolate milk is horrible
I'm hungry
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I like this website
Memes
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hi guys, btw im 14 yo
>>686510222
nice trips
>>686510639
some men just want to watch the world burn
>>686510964
I never understood this video , can someone explain it to me?
>>686507185
FUCK TRUMP
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>>686510336
You are sick, nigger.
Just let go already.
>>686510964
I remember when faggots like you were banned for posting that
>>686510639
I do this sometimes, it's tasty.
>>686511089
lurk moar faggot
9gag army fuck 4chan
>>686511628
pls tell me , Im just too lazy to google it or lurk .
post the fort myers girl video
>>686511089
>>686511756
Wow it really is summer
>>686511864
pls or just give me some hints so I can figure it out be myself
>>686511864
what if he just bating?
fods = mags
did someone say traps????
>>686508369
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0JmTBZa_yjU
>>686511089
Fuck off newfag
ill finish
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Male and Female are the only genders.
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You isis niggas need to cut it
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>>686507774
anyone else see swastikas in it?
>>686510033
This is exactly how it felt
>>686512720
you should be welcoming to new people .
>>686511089
He dumped out a gallon of chocolate milk for no reason he's a monster that's the joke
>>686512252
Nice try samefag
>>686513257
You don't know how 4chan operates do you?
>>686513353
but is just milk , cant see what's the problem
you amerifags are so fat that get crazy about that?
you can say at least that some poor child in africa would have drinked that milk.
this is new /b/ not old /b/
nothing banworthy is ever posted here anymore. 4chan is just an overly moderated authoritarian site now. A cheap imitation of what it was once destined to be.
is school out already?
fucking summer cancer
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>>686514029
I know , but you should do that or 4chan will dissapear
>>686514625
>4chan
>not visiting other boards
Let's face it if /b/ is your home board you're the worst autist
>>686514641
LE SUMMER MAYMAY LULZ SO OLDPHAG DURR XD
>>686514972
B is the only board that's any good.
>>686515209
>Not going to pol to get a skewed view on the world
>nor /tg/ to play some games
>or /mu/ to find new music
Face it dude /b/ is only one part of a whole
>>686510222
Oldfag
>>686515209
>not going to /gif/ for webm's with sound
>not going to /v/ to argue about video games
>not going to /mu/ to get new music
>not venturing out of /b/ period
>>686510222
wow i remeber when this was insta b& by snacks back in the day. yet you get no ban
>>686510964
the lulz of the glory days
>>686516076
We both agreed on my
>also not going to /fit/ to get some shit gainz
>>686516278
/mu/ auto corrected me
>>686514972
/pol/ is honestly the new face of old /b/ and the interwebs haet machinery raaaahhhhh lulllzz moral fags ahhhhh scientology ahhhhh
>>686516518
Not really
Because
>nobody is being paid to shill for Hillary Clinton
>>686511125
I actually cringed at this.
Good work anon.
