Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most importantly: Have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>686488204
TOO LATE HA!
>Zizzposting confirmed!
Inaccurate tits are like... the worst, imho. I'd know, I have the fuckin' things.
>>686488373
Yeah of 4 seconds.
>My rules are better <3
Akiko claimed
>Wedding bells ring edition
>>686488600
Course you'd say that, lewds
Started drinking yet?
Unfortunately, still here.
C.C. Claimed
>Fubuki claimed
>>686487073
Nope literally nothing, just talking to Megumin who is watching anime, so that's not helpful.
Hearing Touhou music with that website one anon posted so atleast I have music.
If it's nearly midnight at your place, where do you life if I may ask? ^^
>>686487385
Maybe.
>>686488842
>Restaurant night at school
>Cooked for almost 60 pax
>3 bottles of wine left, no one notices
You can guess <3
Birb claimed
Also there's thunder outside, cozyyyy
>>686488600
>My rules are better
Agreed.
>>686488151
friendly reminder ~
>>686489247
Italy/spaghettiland.
It's nice here~
>>686489365
Oh my, Teto...
I'm so glad to see you <3
>
>>686489247
Fubuki
>>686489255
My nigga <3
>>686490016
Hey Amatsu~
>>686489694
lost last thread, I'm okay just had some dinner and playing Overwatch with my friends from home
>>686489694
Who needs a spaghetti land? Don't we spaghetti enough as we are now?
>>686490016
You're the one that colours his waifu as a nigger <3
>>686490260
Nice to know, I'm just walking outside and drinking some beer~
>>686490307
You want to spaghetti with me~?
>>686490216
Did you finally do your presentation? Or you're lucky enough to do next week~?
>>686490469
I didn't colour it tho, I just happened to find the pic online
claiming floof fox
>>686490469
Sorry, but I only tortellini and farfalle
>>686490260
How was dinner fam?
>>686490632
Oh, I didn't even had to go to school the last 2 days to be honest.
Also the presentation is in the subject "german" that we only have once a week at wednesday.
Next week we write an exam in that hour so I have 2 weeks of time till I need to presentate. "^^
Thanks for asking anyway. I appreciate it. <3
kagami claimed
>>686490632
Seems legit.
I think..Mmh..
No there's no need to~
>>686490833
What about ravioli? <3
Tenryuu claimed
PRAYING MANTIS ON THE COURT AND I CAN'T BE BEAT
>>686491472
Nazi Kraut piece of shit.
>>686491376
Loses to the superior Cannelloni
But you just can't deny that gnocchi. You know what it represents right?
>who am I kidding, I can only afford canned ravioli
>tfw poorfag
>>686491633
The queen of salt
>>686491376
No, I'm serious. Just search "Megumin" on youtube and you'll find the same pic as a thumbnail
Also, can I trust you to make to bake for tonight? I'll be playing vidya
>>686491081
You're really lucky, aren't ya~
No need to thank me, really
>>686491832
Yes you are, Go back to your salty corner.
Do you guys ever just diamonds?
>>686491633
>>686491832
Hey, woah, woah, let's eat some mac and cheese and get along. Your claims are both wonderful.
>>686492038
No, I just silver
>>686491659
I know, I know~
>I could cook you something if I could <3
>>686491952
I'll look it up~
Sure~!
You know what to expect from me though <3
>Especially now
>>686491952
Well everyone that didn't presentate this week is lucky I guess~
Except for Megumin that said he didn't have it and received a bad mark. He wouldn't have to presentate too so he was unlucky :D
>>686492399
>How new are you
LOL
>>686492038
Tenryuu an gay.
>>686489694
>
sachi claim
>>686488151
Just asked the same in the other thread, but it went 404 after.
How many guys are you? I see those threads pop up a lot over the day. Do you have an IRC channel or kik-group or whatever, so you decide who's gonna make a thread?
>>686490469
Nice, sounds comfy~
>>686490955
meh not that good, was improvise bolognaise with ham instead of mince and noodles instead of spaghetti, at least I got nourishment~
>>686492470
I even managed to buy an Arna, the Italian version of the AE85.
>>686492681
>>686492756
>>686492632
>How many guys are you
A bit over fifty by this point.
>>686492632
>so you decide who's gonna make a thread
Thread host is usually undecided. Just whoever launches it first.
claim
>>686492220
>You know what to expect from me though <3
Nothing? :^)
>just kidding~
>>686492439
Megumin is not lucky at all kek
>>686492523
As medievals said, "In vino veritas", I do really miss you, everything <3
>>686492668
My mind is full of lewd thoughts, just to warn you <3
>>686493020
Sup Vlad
>>686493193
not much, how about you
>>686492220
Nigga that's gay unless you can make me that pasta molluschi. If you can, do it
>>686492632
I think there's between 20 and 40 that visit from time to time, but never at the same time. People drop in and pour out so it's a constant stream. There's no real system behind who makes a thread. The firs one to link is the one we go to. Sometimes it happens simultaneously, but the thread that came after is deleted
Thank you for asking
![[Tenryuu intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HOtaQ93.gif "[Tenryuu intensifies].gif")
>>686493020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y
>
>>686493296
Just enjoying the night, listening to some music and playing WoWs. Nothing that interesting.
time to come out of lurking and switch out of my sweet heart cc into something more uta
mandatory uta claim
MOTHER FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUmoa4uDlWc
>>686492940
>>686493347
Thanks for answering.
Just started to watch anime. And those threads are a good way to find some stuff.
>>686493515
only in russia
>>686493745
Oh that's awesome, you get to experience it all for the first time
What kind of shows do you like?
>inb4 Bocu no Pico
>inb4 Cory In The House
>>686493124
Oh you already know~
>Everyone knows
Though I really like your new waifu <3
>>686493347
Fish and molluschi are my specialities <3
>I loved fish since I was 10, mastering it first~
:D
>>686493721
That does ring more bells than CC.
Im awake again
>>686492668
Shame about the dinner! :( At least you've got some Overwatch to play :^)
>>686494221
oh shit nigga you are diamonds
>>686494295
morning!
>>686494247
yea, wuu2 anomaly?
got any more god tier music
thanks again for the animated vids, was amusing watching them, was too high to think about them so ill watch again tomorrow and give you my thoughts
>>686490730
Ahhh! The floof fox!
>The schwanz rises erectly for the floof fox
>It is thrust into the vagoo vigorusly
>The lewd wet sounds of flesh on flesh resound
Unf unf unf
>I edgeaculate into the floof fox
>The rich seamin causes pragnation to make the babby floof fox litter
Ahhh! That was the powreful best ograsm! Hahaha! But it is not the finished!
>My schwanz majestically inhales in the mommy floof fox and sucks up all the babby floof fox fetuses except the most powreful
>They go into the nutsack to swim around and are nutvored
>I defecate majestically in awe of the law of survival of the fittest
>>686494154
Noire, I like you but you can drop the hearts
Aw yea fish is the best. Our rivers are crawling with salmon adn trout so locally bought fish is cheap as fuck. But wildcaught meat also means risk. Were you in the thread when I was poisoned from the salmon? I prefer fish raw or slow cooked.
>>686494295
Always a disappointment, eh?
>tfw your in the top 3000 players for cod bo 3 and havent played for a month
>>686493987
>inb4 Bocu no Pico
I was looking into it, and then I saw what it's about. That's nothing for me.
Just started Heavy Object and Highschool of the dead. My buddy copied me some stuff. He's really into the scene, so he has a lot of it.
Also watched the Steins;Gate movie, and Ghost in the Shell 1+2.
>>686494154
Holy shit thank you!
Gonna play Uncharted 4 now, see y'all later
>>686494863
Have fun and seeya. :)
>Fubuki
This grill is mine as it is almost indentical to me.
Tomoko <3
>>686493160
>
>>686494247
Ahh! its you
Thank you for the webcomic, it was interesting
>>686495105
another one??
>>686494600
Just chilling now, 2 defeats and 1 victory in csgo.
Have something I used to listen to every now and then when drinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ8BmKJogXk
No problem, good songs anyways.
>>686495204
Romantically Apocalyptic?
Have this one if you haven't read it yet.
http://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php?p=comic&nro=1
>>686494619
Holy shit
Thanks. I needed a good hearty kek
>>686494852
Some great shows that I've watched that fit in that category were Mirai Nikki and Tokyo Ghoul. Noragami also somewhat even though it's not that dark. I'm actually not that much of a weeb and haven't watched much anime, I just really like my waifu. So this is all I can suggest you but if you ask around I'm sure people will have better suggestions
>>686494633
Understand me >>686489255
No I wasn't, though it really suck, by studying alimentation at school I know most of the food diseases that can occur by eating something that's wasn't cooked enough or preserved well.
>>686494863
See you later <3
>>686495105
Good to know~
>>686495139
There's no need to be sorry, really~
Teto, I don't know how to say it, but...
You're a wonderful person and nothing can change it, nothing <3
I don't want to lose you...
I feel sad now https://youtu.be/YngbHOz--oc?t=56s
>normies get out.
good morning everyone.
>>686495358
u got a team or with randoms?
and are you trying or just havin fun?
lovin this song, why do you have such good taste in music. (this is comming from someone who just listened to metal for half his life)
>>686495105
>claiming Tomoko
Draw a number anon
>>686495648
Isn't wine meant for cooking usually really shitty? Man, I ain't judging you for getting hammered on a friday night. Hell I would get smashed right now if I had any alcohol left
skip to 55 seconds
>>686495358
I did, it was great
>>686495439
Will definitively look into it. Was watching a trailer of Tokyo Ghoul the other day.
Thank you for your answers.
>>686495878
>normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4
>>686495878
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>686496141
Yeah no problem man
The general attitude here is less shitty than most of /b/
Hopefully you'll come back sometime and maybe you'll even claim when you find a character that really clicks with you
>>686495888
Half team, half randoms.
More so just being disappoint in random players or meeting new fun personalities.
I usually search for new music drunk, and it usually fits the moment.
I did the same, but mostly with thrash/power metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLt0lerdgKs
>>686495975
Also this time that one comic's site actually works, so have a pretty new STALKER comic.
http://wwlost.tumblr.com/post/132183504605/we-await-your-orders-o-monolith-the-very-first
>>686495648
*fapfapfapfapfapfap*
>>686496529
Thank you <3
>>686496443
fucking furfag
>>686496641
No problem broski, and to be honest I'm around quite a lot but I tend to post confusing/uncanny pictures or just wallpapers.
>>686495895
Yeah it usually is.
>That's what I'm doing
>I can barely take the stairs
>>686496617
Well that's awkward.
>Warms up tea in microwave
>places it onto the table
>cellphone on the other hand
>tries to drink from the hand with the cellphone
>Shit
>>686496443
>The general attitude here is less shitty than most of /b/
Yea that's what I tought when first looked into a thread of you guys.
>>686496230
>>686496443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
>>686497161
morning noire.
how lewd.
>>686497093
I was just scroling dow the pages. I guess i got lucky
https://youtu.be/9RHFFeQ2tu4
>>686496830
You didn't listen to it, did you?
>>686497161
If you can still do captchas then you're not drunk enough
>>686497268
It's pretty chill here, I came for the animu girls and I stayed for the bros
>>686493160
I hope they're only of one person~
>>686494491
Yeah not spoke to my boys for a while so I'm happy
>>686497441
Most likely, considering how I've started to cut the night time posting.
>>686497615
If you liked that song, you should totally check out their other stuff too.
Not half bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fZ4PIuImYU
Fuck you all.
>>686496529
have you ever tried messing up your grammar completely and pretending to be a retard fuck bucket.
>mostly with thrash/power metal.
i floated from genre to genre in metal
im on folk and deathcore now
i wish i could look for music drunk, i either get angry or sleep. you must be a functional drunk
(took me ages to write this as cat wanted attention, led on laptop, sorry if spelling mistakes exist)
Holding off again. Bandages round 4.
I hope you all get ulcerative colitis
>>686497357
Meh~
Not that much, for now.
How are you?
>>686497615
Tbh, it's hard to to captchas.
>>686497642
Oh, you're taking the 80% of it <3
>Uhuhu~
Best type moon claimed
Trips
All through the night
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>686497732
no you
>>686497161
are like 90% of noire pics you have lewd?
>>686497884
here come dat moog
>>686498113
Tis post
It saddens me so
>>686498113
Close call
>Fubuki
>>686497729
Thanks man, this is pretty great
Your taste in music is pretty solid, I have yet to dislike anything you've posted so far
>>686497923
Then you're on the right track, keep up the quality pics
Are you a happy drunk or an angry drunk or a sleepy drunk?
>>686497763
>deathcore
eh not my favorite, i barely even listen to metal but here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8oTu9ndz0c
>>686497923
>for now
i like where this is going
im good! i just woke up, ordered a pizza, and now just chillin
how are you today?
>>686497884
o hey moogi
>>686498208
morning fubuki!
Bunch of fucking virgins making the same god damn thread day in and day out.
>>686498113
You tried trips anon.
You all need to die of cancer
>>686497918
Do people on the receiving end of rough anal sex develop ulcerative colitis? If so, can we have sex in the missionary position, with the lights out, and for the sole purpose of procreation after I give ulcerative colitis to everyone else?
>>686498113
Closer and closer each time.
How are you doing this fine night/day?
>>686498113
You're getting closer every attempt
Maybe next time, don't stop believing trips guy
>>686498119
100 out of 700~
>>686498234
Life of the party drunk <3
>>686498307
Day was kind of tiring, though it isn't now~
>A nice pizza
>>686497763
I sometimes put up the slav act for the heck of it.
Same, but mine was that mostly since nothing like 80s thrash metal.
I just get a lot more social.
>>686498234
No problem.
Have this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4xTXB30hCQ
Should check the whole Nocturne album from them if you like that, it's pretty much an album with no bad songs in it.
Milinda claim
>Prison Break: Hospital Edition part 3
>Finally back to my home!
>
>Fucking arm hurts from shifting though
>>686498208
But not close enough
>>686498460
Hello there
I'm doing grand this evening, just about to settle down for some doodling and tunes.
How have ye been?
>>686498633
Thank ye for the encouragement my good man.
Hopefully our day is close at hand
>>686495648
> ~<3
>>686498307
thanks man
ill listen to it once i have finished this e/p
by a band who are just starting and are making ok music
here: https://soundcloud.com/myst-14/sets/myst-broken-circle-e-p/s-xJRvF shouldnt be shairing but whatever, they completely disrepected me and my roomate so fuck em'
>>686498693
haha, knew you did something, how do they react?
80's thrash huh, i tried it, wasnt for me, loving irish folk metal though, you should have a look into it
yea, some people are like that, idk why i get tired, ik why i get angry though- its stress
>>686498690
Mah nigga
I get super jolly and energetic when I'm drunk
However I do suffer from vertigo really bad when I cross a certain line.
>>686498693
>it's pretty much an album with no bad songs in it.
I'll take your word for it, many thanks
I'm here now.
>>686498307
Morning Nagato! How's it going? :)
>Fubuki
>>686499266
Im alright, just a bit tired but thats to be expected.
Just got off pc and im tinking about taking my nightly nap.
Or i will just go out and wander around again because there is almoust no clouds.
>>686499436
Even if these are just texts, even if I don't know you in real life, even if I know that I used to get fond of people too easily...
I just can't stop worrying about you <3
Get well soon, Teto~
>>686499524
Same here~
Though I don't feel the vertigo that much, only a bit when I'm 100% intoxicated.
I can manage to keep my mind clear if I want to.
>Though it feels so great that you don't want to keep it clear <3
>>686499481
Usually the casual "Ugh, fucking Russians.."
The closest to that which I've heard must be Dropkick Murphys.
This is probably my favourite band in whole metal genre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CleR2nYASdo
>>686499524
No problem, tell me if you found it any good later on.
>>686498690
I have the pizza now, its delicious and warm
>like your legs
>>686499481
eh not my kind of music.
I barely listen to anything like this, i just knew about that band from dicking around on youtube
>>686499711
not too bad, my pizza is delicious
>SIDE NOTE: Where is Hanako?
Good night everyone!
>thunder and heavy rain outside
>birb out
>>686488151
How many cringe threads are active at once?
Jesus.
>>686500390
How many threads can /b/ hold at a time?
Or not I guess... kek
>>686500263
i thought so, the cs;go community hates russians for some reason, idk, i mute anyone idk on fps as they distract me.
>Dropkick murphys
fav song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d8SzG4FPyM
to get u into folk try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpPMmhmmMdk
>amorphis
nice taste, bit soft for me though
crystal lake is more me (my fav rn, though i know i will get over them eventually)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bROQ9Lse9ns
>>686500341
I can imagine~
> Awh you'll make me blush <3
>>686500493
how are you doing milli???? sorry, i was recording stuff....
i see you're not at the hospital >_<
>>686500065
Vertigo is pretty much the only reason I'm not an alcoholic. I have it pretty bad.
I did find out that having one bare foot flat on the ground does help a lot. Your body has an idea of where the ground is and what is up
>>686500263
Will do
>>686500341
mist or methwitch?
>>686499930
Both sound like solid ideas
Whenever I go for a jog I prefer doing it in the late evening when it's particularly clear.
Always get such a peaceful feeling being out and about at a time like that.
>>686501272
Rose Tattoo is a pretty great song, but I think I'm worn out on it too.
This was my favourite for a good while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0zDKPQlxKY
I've turned more into the melodic side and gotten soft from the older days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBZ5SLJmfdw
Well. Im at work and no one has keys. I left the keys in there. Fuck.
>>686501373
Im doing awesome! Finally home! I don't even care that my arm is killing me from driving. kek
>>686501980
does it feel good to be home??? is your arm in a cast or something???
>>686501340
come share this pizza Noire.
>I try.
>>686501435
both
>>686501903
Rory u cute.
hows work?
>>686497923
just don't go taking all your clothes off again senpai!
