Hey b, my dick is swollen and I'm in pain 24/7. I haven't slept in 4 nights.
I went to the doctor but he gave me some shitty antibiotic that doesn't do shit.
The swollen areas are hard, so not squishy and full of puss.
When I pee, it burns.
The white shit you see if anti swelling cream I've just applied and trying to rinse off because that burns too.
Sometimes I get a pain in my gooch and my entire left leg
Please serious replies, I'm genuinely scared.
>genuinely scared
>Serious replies
>Doctor only gives antibiotics
Go to the fucken hospital if it's that bad
>>686470787
Worry not, your balls migrated up, they are preparing to flee their home and become free.
That's what every man goes through when he is 25.
>>686471050
I'm going in an hour or so because I don't want to go alone as I have a fear for medical places. Was wondering if you know what it is and what to expect
>>686470787
i dont understand what im looking at...
Hope they chop your dick off fag
>>686471316
Me also doesn't know what me is at looking at
>>686471316
Basically 2 swollen areas just below the head
>>686470787
Puncture it or make a small incision and squeeze the puss out. Wtf man ... That's what the hospital will do. There is no magic potion or shit for puss the magically go away.
Clump dick anon.
>>686470787
It's a bacterial infecction
DONT STOP FUCKING TAKING YOUR MEDICATION
IT CAN TAKE WEEKS
>>686471425
Here's another pic
>>686471805
Weeks?! Does the pain lessen at all?
>>686470787
Signs of penis cancer are:
A growth or sore on the penis, especially on the glans or foreskin, although cancer also occurs on the shaft
Changes in the color of the penis
Skin thickening on the penis
Persistent discharge with a foul odor beneath the foreskin
Blood coming from the tip of the penis or from under the foreskin
Unexplained pain in the shaft or tip of the penis
Irregular or growing bluish-brown flat lesions or marks beneath the foreskin or on the penis
Reddish, velvety rash beneath the foreskin
Small, crusty bumps beneath the foreskin
Swollen lymph nodes in the groin
Irregular swelling at the end of the penis
SERIOUSLY IT MIGHT BE CANCER!
Why you under water fag
>>686472093
It helps with the pain
>>686470787
go to a different doctor. did the shithead even tell you what it is?
>>686470787
doesnt anyone else see the resemblance
>>686472335
I'm not registered to any practices so nobody will see me again - first time they found out I lied just to see them.
No he didn't tell me what it was, though hinted at bacterial infection
It probably just herpes gone bad.
Worse come worse
They just have to chop it off.
Just man up and cut it before the hospital do.
Hospital fee could cost few grand.
While its free if u do it your self
Dude you have dick cancer. That sucks, looks like head if cock is kill
your dick is turning into a blobfish
>>686471834
Did you put your dick in a vacuum?
poke it with a needle
>>686472815
op do it
>>686472533
eurofag here: what does that mean? Not registered in any healthcare or what
>>686471834
dude, go to another doctor. aren't you afraid of losing your dick? that shit's bad.
>>686473048
Eurofag here too (well, UK)
For doctors surgeries, you need to be registered to them for them to see you (local towns have these) they're much smaller to hospitals
>>686473265
Yeah I'm afraid dude! I'm going to A&E very soon, I just want to be prepared for whatever
>>686471246
expect having your dick removed if you dont go
>>686473288
so, like a customer's account? so they can keep your record etc?
>>686471834
W E W L A D
>>686473458
Yeah that's it
>>686473435
I'm going man in a bit
>>686473511
ah ok. afaik the healthcare providers do that in Germany. You just have your healthcare card and they scan it and see everything
>>686473634
Yeahh though in the UK I don't think you need a healthcare card, just some ID
>>686471834
is it half penis half goldfish?
>>686470787
Was the previous doctor a woman or a person of color? I only ask because I usually hear of terrible experiences or misdiagnosis's associated with them.
>>686474133
Nope, white male in early 40s
pretty sure i had this, just absolutely nowhere near as bad and only on one side. was just raised like, half a centimetre. if i fapped it went away, and within a week or so it was gone. it happened again like 5 years later, and nothing since.
if you can't feel any of your lymph nodes swollen, don't have a fever and have seen a doc, i'd guess it's not an infection. you'd be amazed how little docs actually fucking know. they offered no diagnosis for me either, and it's one of 3 mystery cock disorders i've seen the net talking about. people saying they've got the exact same symptoms, and no doc knows wtf is going on.
>>686474261
How long did it last for? I can't even get hard without immense pain, so I can't fap
>>686474441
about a week... but as i say it was nothing like that bad, whatever the fuck it is.
>>686473216
im upset this hasnt became a meme yet
>>686474588
Ahh ok man, did you get meds too?
If dubs cut it open.
>>686474441
jesus fapping with that would be like popping a handful of bubblewrap.
>>686474748
nope, didn't get shit, the doc said he'd never seen anything like it but there was no sign of infection, so just told me to gtfo pretty much
>>686474133
racist and misogynist
nice combo dude
keep it up
>>686474850
Ah shit man
have you stuck your dick in anything dangerous recently?
>>686474892
well, at least he's politically correct :P
If you cut off your dick the the infection will go away. I can't guarantee that you won't get a new infection though.
>>686474992
Nope, only a vagina and her mouth, but she got tested and she's clean
>>686474841
Reroll
>>686472785
underrated
>>686470787
typical doctors
you should be in a fucking lab op where they can copy your dick dna for future pussy pleasing
>>686474892
>uses words like "mysoginistic" or "racist" unironically
>>686474892
SJW and faggot.
Nice combo dude
Keep it up
Take some motrin, change your socks, and hydrate.
>>686470787
Get down A&E right now mate, seriously, they'll probably guve you IV antibiotics for that. If you say you've been taking them for four days
Trust me
Im a scientist
>>686476235
I have a phobia for needles Fuck
>>686474892
Actually, this guy is right, or atleast in my experience.
A pakistani woman doctor misdiagnosed my appendicitus as a muscular cramp. If I hadn't gone back the next day and got the correct diagnosis I could have been in a sticky situation.
>>686476428
You don't have a phobia of losing your peen?
>>686476428
Lose the dick then.
Its not like you are using it anyways.
>>686476619
Yeah I do aha! I'm going to A&E in 20m hopefully. My friend finishes work then
>>686476428
Just look away you big baby, a pinch hurts more for god sake
Trust me
Im a scientist
>>686476821
Yeaaa I just want my old working dick back
>>686475495
>>686475652
>>686476483
old time classic /b/
>>686476906
Okay. But if you do have to cut it off then you should mail it to m00t.
It means you're gonna die dude
>>686476906
If you dont go soon, you could develop necrosis, and your dick will fall off.
Trust me
Im a scientist
>>686476938
thats the point
we dont want 4chan infected with feminism
if you didnt made it so toxic and cancerous we may have supported you, or at least me
>>686477179
Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk
>>686471834
Hospital. Like, now. Go.
>>686470787
It's all good brah you're just growing a second dick no worries
>>686472497
>>686473216
>>686477326
Trust me mate
Im a scientist
>>686477266
you sound really egdy, mate
>>686477575
jesus
>>686477574
As soon as my friend finishes work; I'm there
>>686477575
It's like one of those knifes from assassins creed. It just needs to be pointing the other way.
>>686477626
whats your point?
>>686477753
Or like spiderman when you ejaculate
>>686477575
are dick transplants a thing? can my dick live on to fuck another day after i'm dead?
OP, describe in at least 10 words how it feels to pee out of that.
>>686478124
It's slow flowing, constant burn
>>686477575
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>686474842
KEK
>>686478064
Yes, but it'll be cursed and every woman it enters will rot from within.
Trust me
I'm a scientist
>>686478195
>at least 10 words
u deserve to lose it, faggot
>>686478064
Yes, they are a thing. Pick your favorite search engine and look it up.
>>686478195
I refused to believe it at first
But there is no hiding the truth
I think you've got super AIDS
>>686478195
I give you an F.
OP, how can you be so calm about possibly losing your dick or, more than likely, have a deformed cock for the rest of your life?
>>686476235
>>686476821
>>686477179
>>686477611
>>686478301
This guy isn't a scientist
Trust me
I'm a scientist
>>686478474
High on drugs rn, so many painkillers
>>686478257
They are preserving the penis by surgically attaching it to a high blood flow area
>>686478514
If you were truly a scientist, then you would know that I am infact a scientist
Trust me, Im a scientist
Op here. Going to A&E. Friend finished work and is gunna be there with me. Thanks b
>>686478560
Shit man just picture yourself stroking a deformed lump desperately trying to bust a nut and then pissing sitting down and having to wipe like a female
>>686477851
isn't it obvious?
>OP's dick can't be resurrected
>>686478631
>>686478514
Hi, you're both scientismtists.
Trust me.
I'm a scientist scientist, I'm a scientist that studies scientists.
>>686478000
This man is the scientist, trips confirms it
>>686478834
A scientomographist?
I doubt that
Trust me I'm a scientist
>>686478774
Hope your dick gets better, anon.
>>686470787
Could be cysts. Are you sure that shit isn't cancer?
Go to emergency room OP
>>686470787
Here's op, this will help
http://adultfriendfinder.com/go/g1165272-ppc?page_id=695
>>686478962
<3 ty
>>686478798
We can always petrify OP's dick in amber and wait for future scientists to combine its DNA with frog DNA and bring a clone of it back to life.
If you cut it open to drain the excess skin is gonna make your dick look like a frill neck lizard
Heres a simple solution for you.
>>686479006
><3
That's one thing you won't be doing any time soon.
>>686471941
Sorry, I'm not sure about the pain, but the way bacteria is killed due to new forming mutants is the initial dose kills 90%
Then there's only 10% left. Then the next round kills 90% of the 10%. and then 90% of the 1% total left and so on.
That's why you see on lysol cans protects from 99.99999% because you can never kill it completely.
For that kind of pain, I don't know if you can take anything for that as it may mess with the antibiotics you were given, but I'd call your doctor immediately or go to an ER.
Good luck mate.
Also, how the fuck did this happen?
>>686479125
Comedian...
>>686471834
Shit bro what the hell
>>686479161
Ah, but if we shoot it into the sun it will die completely.
You need to think about the alternatives.
>>686479161
Cut my dick on jean zipper, woke up to this. Thanks for the advice dude
>>686479105
Will he be okay?
>>686479085
It's like Jurrasic Park in here.
>>686479266
You'd have gamma rays bouncing off OP's mutant dick directly onto your skin
>>686479493
He'll be minus one dick, but fine otherwise
>>686479568
Good thing I have a gamma ray proof tin foil jacket and hat.
>>686479759
I wash it everyday
>>686479314
OUCH!
So the doctor seemed to diagnose correctly. The inflammation is from the healing process of your own immune system, and the antibiotics are a preventative measure from further infection that could make you even more sick in the future.
Normally antibiotics wouldn't be recommended, but since you were harmed in such a sensitive area (being an area that is HIGHLY prone to infectious disease) it is highly recommended to prescribe you anti-biotics.
Then I would have to say that pain killers are necessary if you are still in pain, and should no complicate things further.
>>686476235
No. Don't fucking do that.
RIP Anons dick
JK I hope the doctor doesn't have to decapitate your cock
Get better soon and keep me updated
>>686471834
Nigger.... GTFO 4chan. Go to the hospital. This isn't a swollen finger, it's your FUCKING DICK! Fuck shame!
>>686479105
Nerve gas
>>686472008
Not OP, but shit :-(
>>686471834
Did you get your testicles removed or something???
Does anyone see this guy's balls???
>>686479756
Could a raptor get through it?
>>686471834
Good job bathing in your STD, /b/uddy.
>>686479914
Thank you man! Also why no IV?
Looks like paraphimosis. Really unlikely that it's cancer. You need to have it treated correctly, surgery is an option. Good luck op.
>>686480086
It's statistically unlikely for someone to get attacked by raptors more than three times. I've already been attacked twice, so that means the likelihood of a third attack is extremely low. I'm not particularly worried.
>>686480189
Fuck
>>686480079
>literally anything out of the ordinary means you have cancer
>taking medical advice from a mongolian finger painting board
>>686480187
The antibiotics are a preventative measure. Giving you class 4 antibiotics may make you more sick. (Intravenous antibiotics are usually only required to treat more serious bacterial infections, such as: bacterial meningitis. septicaemia (blood poisoning) infection of the outer layer of the heart (endocarditis))
I'm just a Biology/Chem undergrad, but I can be wrong and this is 4Chan.
Just go to your doctor OP. Feel better
>>686480500
Thus should still just throw it into the sun.
>>686471834
You have Spongebob Squarepants Herpes
>>686482380
my mutated peen
which /b/ now has seen
will remain near my spleen
I need about tree fiddy
>>686471834
It is not a real dick.Looks like some kinda rubber.
>>686482914
Beautiful.
>>686482989
Shoulda made it a haiku
>>686483154
Hurt swollen penis
Just begging to be chopped off
It will turn green soon
>>686482914
Well that's just bad and you should feel bad
Did OP died
>>686471834
>>686484394
Is that Adam sandler?
>>686484697
Yes
>>686484394
He mentioned he was going to A&E. Hopefully he'll sit in the waiting room for 6 hours until his dick rots off
>>686471834
Heat up a needle and pop them
>>686484623
Put one like this on it. They will restore this shit.
>>686483791
Fuck. I can't count.
Remove the word 'Just'.
>>686479759
Looks more like Posthitis to me.
I hope the dumbass went to a clinic, the tissue can get necrosis.
u got a dick that looks like a babboons asshole and you still havent gone to the er?
>>686485545
...
Dude
>>686471834
Holy fuck man where did you stick that thing? A fucking sewage pipe? Rotting ebola corpse? Hydrochloric acid?
That thing's about to fall off!
>>686486481
Earlier in the thread he said he put it in a hornets nest just to see how it would feel.
>>686485354
That's a fucked situation-- poor bastard.
Pray for OP's sanity when this is all over.
>>686485545
What accent do you even fucking have
>>686472008
He had cancer and only noticed 4 days ago?
Get real m8, there's a reason cancer is so hard to diagnose
>>686486684
Nah its just karma. sex before marriage is haram
>>686486626
My sides
>>686471834
Your dick has goiter. Take some iodine pills.
>>686486729
No idea. People tell me I don't have an accent typical for my region.
>>686470787
Why come this happen?
tinea, don't ignore it, it can starts to rot and the you're fucked. It can also transforms into cancer
>>686487722
Can it Fourier transform into cancer?
There's a goldfish in your dick OP.
Its probably gonorrhea, or some other similar form of VD, I would think. This is the god damn internet though, so just go to the emergency room you dingdong.
>>686474892
![XMbiJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z5POI7t.jpg "XMbiJ[1].jpg")
>>686482380
OP this may seem quite sad.
But my peepee cut off i have had.
Stop being a prick with your oddly shaped dick.
And go an save it while you can.
>>686484394
No, but his penis died.
>>686476781
Ur a retard.
It looks like you took on water from some kind of allergic reaction. Take some Aleve. I have psoriasis on my dick and had something similar ( not nearly as blown out ) to this happen. I just drained it by sterilizing a needle.
My original psoriasis happened when I slept with a latex condom on with the spermicide part touching my dick. Apparently Im alergic to spermicide.
You can flare it up by fapping too much or masturbating with cream that is too acidic.
Best of luck man. Id still have the doctors do it. Thats scary as fuck
>>686487722
It's not tinea you pillock, it's Cellulitis. Don't misdiagnose the poor fool. It's cured with antibiotics. The doctor knows what he's doing.
Your dick is kill, im a med student, trust me
>>686488040
>>686488623
>just drained it by sterilizing a needle, no biggie
Are you fucking Rambo
>>686489233
not that person, but you can use painkillers and numbing creams (idk how it is called in english) and you can drain it down
>>686471834
yeast infection
>>686489447
It's called anti-hurty in English.
>>686470787
I recommend amputation
]pic related[
>>686489447
>jamming a needle into your cock is no biggie
What country do you live in do I can cross it off the list of places to visit
>>686490149
pretty sure it isnt xD
>>686490263
well, the doctors will do that too retard, you can do it at home, you wont get anesthezied, they just ''anti-hurty'' your dick and drain it down
>>686490448
>"anti-hurty" your dick
>>686490448
It is called that.
>xD
No.
>>686490448
That is the proper term.
Trust me, I'm an Englishist.
>>686490263
they inject xilin under the skin around it to numb the sensitive nerves and then put in a drain to ur dick
>>686491024
That's efficient.
>>686491024
I thought there was a higher quality webm of this floating around somewhere. Maybe not.
>>686470787
too much fapping & poor hygiene
it will go away in few days.
>>686491628
saved it from another thread 2 min ago, idk
>>686491650
Yeah, it will go away when his dick falls off.
>>686491024
I think he dropped something. Will he be okay?
>>686491024
Are those its organs?
>>686491379
>xilin
>sure thing fam make sure you hit a vein
No thanks
>>686491921
Why would a rabbit have an organ? I bet a rabbit couldn't even play piano.
>>686492115
that is the placenta
>>686471834
Dude that fuckin looks like phimosis get that shit fixed quick cause if it's bad enough they will perform surgery on that fucker
>>686492115
Nah mate we had a miscommunication there, as I mean't the biological definition of 'organs'
>>686470787
Shit, OP. I never saw anything like it. And I was complaining about this.
>>686492265
The placenta is still an organ.
>>686492476
I know what you meant, it's just that if you ask a stupid question then you'll get a stupid answer.
It's the abdominal organs; the stomach, liver, small intestine, and large intestine are all clearly visible.
>>686491024
If you put those on a key chain it would be super good luck.
>>686470787
Your penis is evolving OP! Congrats.
>>686471834
>mfw you're growing a three headed dragon dick.
>>686470787
Penis cancer.
my dick still works
post more pics of that fucked up wang so we know you're still alive (and suffering)
nice knot OP
>>686492649
Seems to be of little use to take medications to treat a place in the body where the problem is a blood flow that is totally cut off. Also make sure this 'doctor' is not a doctor any longer op.
>>686470787
If you arent circumcised. it might be your foreskin strangling your glans
>>686470787
"Paraphimosis is a urologic emergency in which the retracted foreskin of an uncircumcised male cannot be returned to its normal anatomic position. It is important for clinicians to recognize this condition promptly, as it can result in gangrene and amputation of the glans penis"
Usually in emergency the obstructing tissue is split with a scalpel to allow proper blood flow then cauterized to stanch bleeding. After a few weeks of healing the damaged genitalia may be reconstructed back to normal.
RIP OP got his dick chopped off at the ER and is ded
F
No better time to become nullo than this.
REMOVE the horrid appendage and become smoothboi.
>>686471834
jesus buttfucking christ!!! What did you do to your penis man???
>>686498684
Remove all of it.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iW4Bm7q_zOc
nigger if my dick had a lump on it i'd go straight to the hospital
Where are your balls?
>>686500250
In his dick. Duh.
OP here. My dick has swelled up to the size of a city block and I'm renting out apartments inside of it.
>>686500891
KANEDAAAAAAA
>>686501038
UNIIIVEEEERSE
OP here I'm in the Dr and they want amputate the tip. Wtf should I do?
>>686480500
>outer layer of the heart
>endocard
Well done sir, well fucking done
>>686501237
attack them with your mutant dick. show no mercy.
![729c0848d160074da718cf5c803d28928881077574adbc8c4046d76fc0a96ecb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FY9o4pw.jpg "729c0848d160074da718cf5c803d28928881077574adbc8c4046d76fc0a96ecb[1].jpg")
>>686501237
>>686501237
Let them take your glans penis off. Then bring it home for dinner.
>>686501237
proof
>>686502263
He could feed his entire family with his own bloated diseased meat
>>686501237
not op
