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I served in Afghanistan ask me anything
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>>686443882
Probably under the US flag, how does it feel being a puppet?
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>>686444022
A puppet of what?
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>>686443882
have you shot at people? how many you killed?
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>>686444096
A puppet under the shadiest goverment in the first world
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>>686444247
Never killed anyone
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>>686444284
No feelings towards it
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>>686443882

me too. 16 months in some shithole in korangal valley. where were you?
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>>686443882
how does sandnigger dick taste?
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>>686443882
You different from when you deployed?

What was the coolest thing you witnessed?

What is the meaning of your life?
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>>686444373
Then why are you here POG?
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>>686444609
I'll pass the question and let you answer for me, you seem like you'd have an extended knowledge on that so I'm sure you're more capable than me to answer that
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Age?

Got family?

Got so?
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>>686444766
Only difference is my culinary skills.

Didn't witness anything I'd say was cool to be honest

The meaning of life is still yet to be discovered by us all
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>>686443882
How many footballs can fit in your anal cavity?
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>>686443882
Nice, a chef.

How's it feel banging your coworker while the cucks bleed out in a field somewhere?

Did you finish basic?
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>>686444780
My mission was to capture enemy intelligence not alert them through killing people
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>>686445304
Not a chef. Special intelligence task force
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Fuck it, OP is a faggot and a POG, I'm hijacking this thread. Did 2 tours one in Iraq, one in Afghanistan, AMA
>>686444022
Feels good man
>>686444247
Yes, never kept count, also hard to say if you're the one who killed the guy six other guys were shooting at. Know for a fact I killed 3 people though, all in one sitting
>>686444609
Eh, slightly better than normal nigger dick
>>686444766
Yes

A-10 BRRRRRRTTTTTing some goatfuckers

That is a question for smarter men than I.
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>>686445309
>>686445399
P O G
O
G
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USMC 0311 Master Race here faggot what unit?
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>>686443882
What's the fastest way to go through the desert? Would you rather go up a dune and cut straight toward your destination or would snaking through be faster? This is assuming there are no threats around.
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>>686443882
What do you think of muslims ?
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>>686445653
Did you enjoy your time in the Navy?
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>>686445906
Kill em all.
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>>686445937
Rustled my Jimmies/10
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>>686445906
Smelly cunts
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>>686443882
What did you do in training? What happens after you crawl in mud for a day? Ever had a no homo encounter in the showers?
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>>686445906
I don't have much issue with muslims, but I hate fucking Arabs, they're backwards scumbags.
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>>686443882
doing what, fucking goats and babies?
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>>686443882
Why are you Afghanistan soldiers always going on the Price is Right and fucking overbidding?
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>>686446003
All in good fun m8.
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>>686443882
Would you impregnate an Arabic woman?
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>>686446154
I assume you mean veterans, and its because most of them are spoiled middle class kids with no concept of money.
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>>686446207
Yes multiple on my last tour
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>>686443882
Ever see a circumcised Arabic penis?
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>>686446159
i know. Kek haven't heard a navy joke in a while though feels good man
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>>686446287
Are you the one who starts Arabic slutzzz threads?
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>>686446329
Well, I'm Army 11b vet, we had a few prior service muhreens we used to fuck with and that was always the go-to
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>>686445399
>>686445309
>>686445952
>>686446287
>ITT: edgy 14 yr old pretends to be secret squirrel operator
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>>686443882
What are your opinions on anime and the emerging weeaboo culture? Does mr army man approve?

What's the worse you ate?
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>>686443882
Did you also go to Iraq.

Remember that blacks, gays, and women don't share the same comradery as white males do. I sure hope you're not in the military to fight for the black/gay mans country.

I lost all respect for the military when they allowed gays to serve openly and let women into the military.

If you're not gay, black, or female then you'll never get promoted.

I plan on getting back in after college and I'm going to fuck everyone over anyway I possibly can. I'm going to steal shit and sell it on craigslist.

Fuck this gay/athiest country, cant believe I spent a year in Iraq just to come back and have blacks destroy cities and homosexuals become the new "oppressed minority".
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>>686446561
I used to get my buddy with the Arnt Really Marines Yet
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>>686446791
*let women into combat arms/SF units.
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>>686446791
Shut the fuck up you inbred hillbilly neverserved faggot. You didnt do shit, and you aint going to do shit.
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>>686443882
how many war crimes you committed?
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>>686445653
Fuck you 31s for life
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>>686446903
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Or
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
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>>686443882
Why didnt you get killed? Then wed have one less shitty thread.
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>>686446791
Sounds like you secretly want to suck cock
Haven't I seen you in American Beauty?
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>>686446984
68W for 4 years and a 68C for another 4 years. I watched my WHITE friends die for some nigger in the white house so he can make whites second class citizens.

Fuck this country, anyone still in the military is strictly doing it for their pension checks after 15-20 years, they have no love for this country and suck liberal cock.

If i ever see a female 11B i'm going to beat her to death with a baseball bat.
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>>686447116
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>>686447189
WHITE POWER!
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>>686447203
Fuck you faggot.
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>>686447203
Shut the fuck up you fucking POG bitch you didnt watch shit. Jesus Christ what a fucking retard
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>>686447272
Fuck you! You god damn liberal traitor, once this country falls me and my WHITE VETERAN BROTHERS will take this country back and kill every single one of you faggots.
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>>686443882
If you served under the us flag thank you for your service
If you served under another flag I'm sure your country thanks you
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>>686447269
Yea yea exturminad te nego,
Wait powa
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>>686447338
Eat a dick you fucking POG. 68W ISNT a POG job you fucktard.
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>>686447424
Holy shit, id have tillman'd your ass like 3 days in.
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>>686447489
That guy wasn't 68w you fucking idiot.
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>>686447583
And I would have killed you in 2.

WHITE POWER!
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>>686447629
I wasnt saying he was you illiterate piece of shit.
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>>686447055
Yeah fuck you guys making us carry your bull shit.
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>>686447700
Did some nigger fuck you in the ass?
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>>686447489
>implying the faggot I'm replying to ever served
Are you pretending to be retarded?
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>>686444284
Well, that is one way of looking at it I guess.

>>686445005
OP, it is chocolate milk, 4chan figured that out a long time ago. Do you research.

>>686446791
Well, it was going to happen if you were here, or not. I don't know man, you sound like you are surprised that black people would want to take advantage of others. It is not a particularly new thing for people to want to leverage goverement power by fighting something, or looking like you are being some kind of liberator of something. Look at China, England, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Japan, Taiwan(aka. former China), Russia. That is just the way the world works, you can't expect people not to be shitty. Don't get mad about it, clouds your judgement.
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>>686447777
You're a fucking idiot then, because he was calling that person a log, not the fucking job. you retard, do you understand how English works?
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>>686447798
Sorry m80. We made up for it when bang bang time came though right?
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>>686447489
And yes, doc is a POG, but you don't call him one, and you fuck up anyone who does. But technically, he IS a POG.
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>>686447911
You're god.
Chekec
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>>686447911
You can't call a quads and dubs idiot, thats is heresy
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>>686443882

what did you serve?
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The military is only for faggots, blacks and females now. If you're a white heterosexual christian male in the military then you will never make it above E-4/E-5 unless you're a liberal cocksucker who thinks its a great idea to have women in combat arms units.

Black Jesus in the white house had destroyed the moral compass in the military, it used to be a place where REAL MEN LIKE ME would serve.

Ranger school is now a fucking feminist joke and for rich white kids in college.

Country isnt worth dying for anymore, I would rather fight against this country and kill all the liberals and blacks who perverted this nation over the past 8 years.

Fuck all of you. I'm the voice of many in this reguard and we will get revenge for what you fucking liberals have done to my family (US Army)
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>>686447777
FUCKING AMAZING CHECKED, N ICE QUADS CAN'T DENY TRURTH OF QUADS >>686447629
yOU'RE A FAGGOT
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>>686446791
/pol/ go home, you're drunk
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What kind of food did you serve?
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>>686448185
>>686448203
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>>686448089
Holy shit I'd love to see someone call doc a pog. You used to get by with the navy shit, any gay joke. But call him a pog and he'd beat the shit out of you then patch you up.
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>>686448089
Bullshit mother fucker, 68W = 11B with an aid bag.
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>>686448283
You bathurt?
Hav banan fo insurtin in anal
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>>686448311
He's a pog. A fucking badass. But a pog.
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>>686448311
POG=PERSON OTHER THAN GRUNT
Grunt=Infantry
Engineers, Artillery, Tankers, Medics, all bad mother fuckers but still not grunts.
And >>686448301thats what I said. Just technically he's a POG.
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>>686444609
>>686444850
>you sucked cock!
>no you sucked cock!!11!1
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Former french legionnaire here.

OP is a faggot.

That is all.
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>>686445006
none
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>>686448042
Yeah man. Cant tell you how many times yall put mad rounds down range.
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>>686443882
How's it like being a pawn, also why did you sign up? Are you just stupid ?
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>>686447777
Nice quads mate
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>>686448979
Fat neckbeard detected. Does your fedora enlighten you or is it your anime collection?
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>>686443882

How many men did you serve?
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>>686448688
I was agreeing with you. Just waiting for the unfortunate time someone has the audacity to say it. I saw my corpsman fight more than anyone else I've ever known. And damn if he didn't when almost every one.
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>>686448948
Rah
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>>686445475
Locations in-country?

>>686448185
Or your grade starts with O
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>>686448824
Interdasting

Do an ama
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>>686449145
We had an engineer attached to us who was a Sapper, that was one hardcore little dude. Crazy as all fuck, watched him pull an IED apart with a leatherman. He looked at me and said,
> "Hey if I fuck this up. I just want you to know I love you man,"
>"Uh, y-you too,"
>YANK
>buttholetighterthanthebottomofablackhole.jpg
>nothing happens
>Looks at me with a big smile
>"Come on you big fag, lets go"
Hard as a coffin nail I tell you.
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>>686449399
Q-west in Iraq, RC south based out of Bagram in Afghanistan
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>>686449814
>RC SOUTH
>Bagram
Nigga u wut?
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>>686449714
Fuck I'd go back. Not to get shot at, but because shits 20x funnier when you're in country.
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>>686450168
East, I meant, Jesus. We fucked around in South for the first couple of months then did patrols out of Bagram for the remainder.
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how many grooks did you kill?
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>>686450541
Okay. What song did you guys sing the most?
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>>686450541
Only spent time in RC North on the ground.
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>>686451240
Jump on It and Barbie Girl. And every Tenacious D album
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>>686443882
Honestly Was it worth it??? What did we as a country or as a species gain from it?
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