bye
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
bye
L8r m8
Bye
byebye
congratulations, OP is not a faggot
OP is a faggot
Cya! I bet that ketchup tastes great on burgers.
>>686434568
>horizontal cut
Step it up
cya
>>686434647
no, he is not a faggot, your a faggot
Later, dude. Have a good sleep.
>>686434568
Bye anon!
bye for now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MikRS_EEGcQ
No one loves you.
>>686434568
Timestamp or gtfo
>>686434568
bye
>>686434568
wrong way you nigger
timestamp or it never happened.
Adios
>>686434568
adios
Godspeed m8
timestamp or livelink dumbass
Bye bro, cya
>>686434568
bye.
>>686434568
O PLES LET MY SHOT MY BALL BATTER IN THE BLOOD THEN MAKE COOKED BLOOD FRITTER WITH SEMEN AND EAT WITH A CAN OF PEPSI AND WATCH THE TERMINATOR 3 RISE OF THE MACHINES
>>686434568
Down the road not across the street. You autistic fucks can't even kill yourself properly.
Down the road, not across the street faggot
Timestamp or fag
>>686434723
You're a fag with good taste
>>686434568
i'd say it was a bad choice, and that i would've liked to have talked to you, and to hear you talk... but maybe you're gone now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>686434568
So bad it went this way, hope you can find peace. Bye anon.
>>686434927
you shut up OP is an hero and not afraid of anything
>>686434757
it's a fake
safe trip
>>686434916
>Shot my ball batter in the blood then maked cooked blood fritter with semen and eat with a can of pepsi.
>>686434568
ur not going anywhere u cut the wrong way
>>686434568
Don't blame you, a grainy picture from what must be a several years old phone.
>>686435054
Take a pic with middle finger raised PROBELMO SOLVEDO
http://www.deccanchronicle.com/world/europe/270516/30-men-gangrape-teen-post-pictures-videos-on-twitter.html
>>686435054
We need timestamp anon.
timestamp on your blood
>>686435054
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
>>686434568
bye twat
OP fell for the "be a hero" meme
>>686435184
>>686435051
listen ass dick, im gunna fuck you up
>>686435138
still bleeding dude?
>>686434699
No. You're a faggot
You can carve the timestamp into your arm that'll suffice.
Wrap something below the cut and tie very tight. Apply preassure to bleeding area.
>>686434568
That is barely any blood faggot
>>686435246
Fucking newfag
Fuxk me sideways when did all the /b/ros forget about time stamps...
>op is a fag
Speaking from experience here, if this is real, it's probably not going to kill you. Slip into the tub. Did you do it with your dominant hand? If you're still capable of cutting, cut the other wrist. If not you'll just pass out in a mess of blood/be put in a ward. Seriously, you can get help but if you're serious i hope you pass pleasantly
>>686435298
*I'm
*gonna
WRONG WAY FAGGOT.
>>686434568
Apply immediate pressure to the site of bleeding.
Shout for help.
Attempt to call emergence services.
Failing that, bandage up that mother fucker.
OP dlaczego to zrobiłes?
>>686435329
Shut up fag
>>686435138
Is that vomit or shit on your hand/floor?
Also: you barely lost 50ml of blood. Blood stains always look super scary, but you would be surprised, how you can make a room like a slaughter house with 100 mils of blood.
>>686435468
Nah, just fucking with you because I find it funny.
>>686434568
Wypierdalaj normiku na uczucio
>>686435138
I don't think you're going to with that little blood loss. Enjoy your brand new "I even failed killing myself" scar!
At least let his last images if he does pass be good ones
>>686434568
Looks legit. Post moar with time stamp
>>686435138
YOU HAVE ABOUT 8 PINTS OF BLOOD IN YOUR BODY AND THAT IS A FUCKING SHOT OF BLOOD ON THE FLOOR
NIGGER YOUR BODY WILL JUST MAKE MORE BLOOD JUST AS FAST AS IT DRIPS FROM YOUR SHITTLY LITTLE FLESH WOUND
>>686435054
It's down the road, not 'cross the street you gaylord. You will never ever die from this cut here.
Fakest shit ever bye OP FAG
>>686435565
going to die*, damnit
>>686434568
That will just hurt alot
Hopefully you'll die faster of infection
>>686435553
I didn't post that shit.
goodnight sweet prince
What you shouldve used
>>686435609
Hmmm
OP dlaczego to zrobiłes??
>>686434568
bye
Ze timestamp
Can I be in the crop I need to show my mom
ej nie zabijaj sie zycie jest fajne
>>686435721
byl gejem xD
I bled more from slicing my thumb open.
You'll be fine. Too bad.
See you soon.
>>686435378
>/b/ros
First: kys
Second: people have asked for timestamps multiple times already.
>>686434568
You are stupid ...
A cut like this will not kill you..
>>686434568
You spaz! That might kill you!
what a weird world.
i wish you the best OP, for whatever it's worth.
>>686435768
Ty też nim jestes, zrób to samo co OP
>>686434711
It's not often I find something that makes mr happy on /b/. But you did it m8, congratulations, that is the cutest fucking sloth I have ever seen. Thanks for that
An hero's death
Later brah
Down the way nit across the road.
>>686434568
Make a timestamps out of the blood faggot
>>686435850
oki lece po nusz
you know it's down the road not across the street
i feel weird, Op is dying and im saving his pics
Say hello to my mother for me
>>686434568
See ya m80
>>686435138
I bled more from the mouth after having teeth removed and busting a stitch. Bled non stop for better part of 8 hrs from my fucking mouth, you sir are a fucking disgrace. I hate you OP and every fuckwit like you. Do it across your throat you scared, attention seeking waste of air
Hahaha also the other cuts from being a stupid fag.
>>686435768
>>686435750
>>686435850
>>686435904
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING GTFO SPACE NIGGERS WE ARE FULL
>>686435688
My mistake
>>686435557
Powiedzial pan z jebawki xDDDDdddd
what the fuck... you won't kill shit by cutting horizontally...
Cut along your arm. and cut deep. Use a hunting knife or smth.
Also Middlefinger as proof
>>686435995
space niggers apparently reside in Poland
>>686435995
Dude, it is so fucking lame that you steal that sentence and then rape it.
Cut bigger you fagget
>>686435995
we're speaking in OP's language.
Gg
>>686435995
kek
Zu me quar kek kek kek
>>686435995
Op is from Poland, and theyre posting shit in polish
See you my litle friend
Jeg elsker deg op, god natt
OP killing yourself is never the answer. There's always someone out there who loves you. If you need help, we can talk about it here :).
You made the right choice.
Bye anon. Thanks for all the memories and times we've enjoyed together on /b/. Gonna miss you. Feel like a part of me is dying with you. See you on the other side one day.
Call yourself an ambulance man, it looks like there's still time. Then get counselling/therapy and pick up the pieces. Don't end it here.
He's obviously a self harm newb
Cat scratches on his upper arm, went a little deeper and now they're probably thinking this deeper cut is gonna kill him.
OP please take care of that wound so you don't die of infection
>>686434568
NOO OP wait wait wait...do you know where i left my keys?!?
I bled more from accidentaly cutting off 2 of my fingertips.
>>686436128
Yup, that's why I recognize the Tymbark cactus juice over there on the floor and some other multivitamin bullshit. I live in a neighbour country, good for me.
Ok
>>686436256
Its his choice faggot
And btw like hes never heard this shit argument before.
>>686435035
>OP is an hero
>newfagging this hard
don't bleed on the floor OP
Bywaj, widzimy sie w piekle! ;)
>>686436342
Kek
>>686436256
Wow lie much. No there's not.
>>686435158
kek
>>686435589
>Thinking google image search can verify if legit or not
Literally what?
>>686436461
>piekle
Religie rakiem świata
>>686436577
Topkek
>>686436600
duble nie klamia
>>686436461
Why yes, I would like a pickle. Thank you.
>>686436657
Mucho kek
>mfw no post from OP in a while
did he ded?
>>686436746
>>686436657
>>686436577
>>686436496
>>686436462
vape battery acid
>>686436746
lol
>>686436461
I can understand that he said smth like "bye, see you in hell". I know a bit of russian, the slavic languages are pretty similar with each other.
>>686436801
Kek
>>686436800
>impossible to die like that
>did he ded?
Bye
>>686436801
>Vape
Go fuckking die in a corner you mongaloid
Have fun sucking cocks in hell OP
>>686436801
V A P O R W A V E
A
P
P
R
W
A
V
E
>>686435693
Highschool edgelord faggot.
post death certificate timestamp OP
>>686436905
but did he ded?
>>686436975
your dad hates you
>>686437030
Kek
>>686435768
fucking immigrant
>>686436437
your implication makes no sense, I've been here all summer
>>686436578
are you retarded?
>>686437068
literally not an argument
>>686435401
>>686435468
fuck it, im takin the bait. you can kiss my dick faggot no homo
>>686436975
>mongaloid
lost.
>>686437068
Come, sit. Tell me what has crawled up your ass today.
>>686437147
you know all about arguments huh?
due to the constant beating your mother gets from your father, keep crying yourself to sleep you fat fuck
>>686437038
i tink yes
>>686436561
>>686436228
>>686436051
>>686435933
>>686435796
>>686435572
>>686434568
roll for dubs
>>686435973
DooT
>>686437267
>brings back memories as arguments
try not talking about past experiences anon, keep sucking them dicks
>>686435180
This is what I came to 4chan for today.
>>686434658
You've never had ketchup on burgers? WTF is wrong with you .
>>686437433
great comeback child.
>>686437354
Rolling
>>686434568
I'd really like to know why is there a shit stain below your thumb, but at any rate, Goodbye Anon.
>>686437277
no way with that cut, but maybe he probably realized he should try harder and did! in which case he's now either dead or about to be dead unless he changed his mind
It probably clotted by now. If OP was smart he would have made multiple vertical cuts and stuck his arm in warm water. Also as a bonus, blood thinners and sleeping pills.
>>686437486
Even better come back
>>686434568
godspeed, op.
>>686437555
maybe he realized*, fuck
>>686437464
No, because I like my burgers with mayo, like every other normal person.
>>686435693
Bro, you go to the nail salon, stop acting hard.
>>686437691
>normal
>4chan
>normal
Topkek
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME
Anon says he's going to kill himself, shoot up school, hunt down Osama bin laden, etc.
We don't believe them
Call them a fag
Tell them to die
Looks up news reports next day
Oh shit OP did deliver
>guess we shouldn't have called him a fag, eh?
DUDES FUCKING BLEEDING LIKE A PERIOD AND SUMMERFAGS BE LIKE "DER DER DERRR TIMESTAMP OR GTFO HE HE HE"
because in the middle of his suicide his gonna be like "let me get a piece of paper and write today's date so Summerfags believe me! My only goal before I die!"
AMIRITE
Remember OP, across the street for attention, down the road for results! :)
>>686437354
rolling hard
omedeto shinji kun
>>686437691
I bet you do, faggot.
>>686437691
no normal person would choose to put mayo on a burger, unless you're a fucking yank?
>>686436578
I don't even know what to say to that stupidity.
>>686437804
>>686434661
This
Op is a faggot because he cant even kill himself properly
Op should kill himself twice
>>686437911
Yank from ny here, if you put mayo on your burg imo you're gay
>>686437987
Those accusing others of being summerfags are indeed the real summerfags. lel.
>>686434568
An example of a good OP
>>686435138
OP , you still alive there?
What's your reason behind killing yourself?
Honest question
>>686437911
If not mayo then wtf do you put on it? Sour kraut or some other faggy euro shit sauce
>>686437804
Like not calling him a fag and not telling him to kill himself would change anything
>>686434568
Faggit
>>686434568
noob
down the road not across the street
time stamp or didnt happened
>>686437804
Wake me up inside, i cant wake up
>>686437804
Faggot too
OP deeeeed
>>686438301
Ever heard of this thing called tomato ketchup? >inb4 I'm American so I know everything
>>686435138
Polish fag
>>686434568
WHAT THE FUCK CUNT... YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
>>686435138
>bottle of liquor not even finished
>shit stain on the floor
>cut across
>OP confirmed for being an attention seeking pussy
>>686437804
>Because in the middle of his suicide his gonna be like
- Let me completely ignore ALL available sources of medical help and psychological support that are available
- Let's make a thread on 4chan, in its most underage faggot filled board
- Let me take 2 or 3 pictures of this shit at different times, from different angles so that I can show them how big the blood pool got
- Fuck no, I ain't got time for timestamps and requests.
>Please kill yourself before he does, idiot.
>>686437987
Moot betrayed us all. For all we know he coulda been covering up for Summerfags.
>>686434568
You suck at killing yourself.
POLAK XD
>>686436256
Do you seriously believe that bullshit?
Stop
timestamp of death or didnt happen
>>686436862
>>686437804
But OP is a fag. It was his choice to kill himself after all.
Sleep tight
>>686437804
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>>686437691
I love mayo but putting it on a non chicken burger is just retarded
>>686435138
stary, nie rób tego
>>686437129
>>686437980
Clearnet i only like 5% of the uncensored internet my friends.
You're white op, you can turn this around, suicide is not the way.
just call an ambulance and then dedicate your life to fighting for our people
>>686435693
Jeez, what a gay Blade, fuck off
>>686438634
SO IF HES GOING TO KILL HIMSELF ANYWAYS WHY ARE WASTING TIME ASKING FOR TIMESTAMP WHEN WE COULD ASK HIM TO DO SOME CRAZY LAST SHIT BEFORE HE DIES OR WHATNOT GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING INSENSITIVE IM BACKTRACING THIS AND THE INTERNETS POLICE ARE GONNA GET CHU, YOU DUN GOOFD
You fucked up OP
>>686438892
That is disgusting. Not edgy but mentally ill.
OP here, on my way to the hospital right now.
>>686438892
Not sure if b8 or if youre uninformed. This isnt the real guy.
Pic: its the killer
>>686437829
So HITLER was a fag for killing himself?!?!
How dare you insult our leader
>>686435589
>MS paint
>add 1 dot ANYWHERE
>guys it untraceable
>must be real
>>686439372
moralfag
>>686439359
you need to cut longer than this line.
>>686434568
Goodbye, anon.
>>686439507
That's not how reverse search works, you fucking luddite
>>686439510
Edgelord
Do you get off on corpses? lol
>>686436228
bögjävel
>>686439616
Dont you?
>>686434568
cya dude
>>686437987
Old data is old.
I'd like to see something newer and with previous years to compare with.
>>686434568
That tiny pool of blood and you're saying bye?
>>686438305
If you were about to commit suicide:
Dad walks in:
"no I love you! Stop! You have so much to live for anon we can fix this!" -85% chance of survival
Or says...
"Wow ur a fag I don't believe just fucking kill your self already bitch"
-already 100% dead inside
That's stupid. There are shitloads of people who try to commit suicide and get talked out of it. Don't be a fucking dumbass.
>>686439686
Håller med, danska bögar är cancer
>>686439737
But senpai, it's always been like that
>>686439238
You! Kill yourself as well. That's the most terrible interpretation of the average btard. It was so unfunny I felt horrible.
Shower in bleach and hot oil you fucking retard. And take your mother with you.
hey op write a timestamp in blood
that'd be cool
>>686439720
Nah, I am not a degenerate. It's not only morally wrong, more like it makes you retarded to fuck someone who doesn't give you a response.
>>686439836
And then they are suddenly super happy and never hurt themselves again right?
>>686434568
Down the river not across the stream
Goddamn useless fag can't even cut right,
Goodnight brother, may you sleep well.
>>686439429
I know baby face fag in pic I posted isn't him, It's the only thread pic of it I had with dead chick tho
>>686434568
seya
see you space cowboy
>>686439940
I think ops mom found him and he's at hospital now
>>686434568
I've done this before at a low point in my life. My cut was way worse than yours. I nearly cut my entire hand off. I didn't die. You won't die either. Sometimes you need to hit the bottom before you can get your shit straight. After I did that, I spent two weeks at a mental facility that still does electroshock therapy. You can get your shit straight. I am now a professor in Japan and nearly finished with a PhD. I have a 3 year old daughter and another kid on the way.
OP, it only works if you slid it along your arm, not sideways. Much more effective, just saying.
Almost to the hospital /b/ros, this is going to suck
Wrong way faggot
>>686439956
So fucking deaf and mute people makes you retarded then?
>>686437996
A smart person once said, sideways for attention, long way for effect
You wont die if you cut across.
Cut down until you hit your elbow you dumb nigger faggot normie
>>686439964
Nigga I didn't say that.
>>686439836
>comparing real life action to /b/ posts
Dude, why would he post shit like that on here in the first place? To read shit like "hurr durr dont kill urself"? Come on. If he's a /b/tard he knows what to expect.
>>686434568
Don't tell them that you tried to kill yourself. You'll end up going to a psych-ward with a bunch of nut cases and it won't help you straighten out. Say you accidentally cut yourself doing some kind of manual labor or something.
>>686440006
M'sorrys senpai
God speed you magnificent bastard
>>686434568
Goodnight sweet prince.
We'll miss you or something...?
>>686440413
>Say you accidentally cut yourself fapping.
>>686440279
You claimed that if someone talks you out of becoming an hero, something will change to the better. In reality, the reasons why you wanted to kill yourself in the first place would still remain though.
>>686434568
Why is there green goo on your hand too? Did you barf on yourself before you did it? Or did you piss on your hand cause you thought you made a mistake?
>>686434568
good one mate
OP here. Actually getting lightheaded, trips and il shit on the floor.
>>686440413
>it was an accident sir
>accidently had a knife i my hand and cut my veins
>>686439956
>implying you don't wank
why can't you, no dick?
>>686435608
Sauce
>>686440540
I realize this is /b/ and that for most of you guys, fapping is the closest thing you might get to manual labor...
>>686440367
What does that darkie think he's doing? Interacial sex is bad.>>686440413
>>686440367
Doesn't matter, had sex.
>>686439956
Normies should be hanged along with spics and niggers
>>686440747
Sorry dude, but you're not going to die. You just gave yourself a little scar then screamed to /b/ for attention.
>>686434568
>>686440747
Get schwifty, OP. Also, get help, but get schwifty.
>>686440367
that awful photoshop job, though
>>686440747
OP you neeed to cut vertically. Do it now or you won't die.
>>686434568
nara anon
>>686434568
What a fucking loss of culture...A guy wants to kill himself and the last thing he thinks about is taking a picture, with a flash mind you, of his slashed wrists.
I bet he'd post that on facebook so that people could like it or post sad emoticons, and youtube videos....
>>686440754
You think the only way you can cut your wrist is intentionally with a knife? Fucking moron.
>>686441015
This 100%
>>686434568
Can u at least put a little enthusiasm in it a thumbs up would be nice
>>686440323
Comparing real life action to /b/ post?
Wtf you talkin bout. Half these
"I'm gonna do it!" Threads result in real life actions?
MAYBE when that bald ass Oregon community kalledge kid posted here and said he was going to shoot up his school, we could've told him instead of shooting the Christians to shoot the fuckin Muslims and niggers instead of fucking around saying "der der your a fag".
Coulda got shit done.
Take advantage of the opportunities you've been given.
Do it faggot.
>>686441015
Summerfag. Picrelated.jpg you are gabriel.
Rip in piece
>>686440747
That's not big enough for death lol you moron
>>686439956
You really chewed up that b8 m8
>>686434568
you cutted wrong boy
>>686440164
kek
>>686434568
Timestamp, you faggot
>>686440763
I've done manual labor.
My fapping is way more physical.
>>686441354
>>686440747
That moment when OP actually made a time stamp
>>686440747
:) I love you OP.
Thanks for the timestamp, really hit the spot after 10 people called me a fag for bitching about others bitching about timestamp. Feels good to be vilified. Feel the burn assholes, feel it.
>>686441091
Firstly, prove me what op cut his veins with
>>686441437
thats Photoshop cock hole, and it defeats the purpose of a timestamp
>>686441639
ohh is it photoshop? omg i didnt notice that hurr hurrr
>>686441206
I don't even know what language you are talking. You must be a retard, i need a translation for that.
>>686435138
Fajny kapeć panie.
>>686440793
Not when your dead and can't resist
>>686441437
are you seriously autistic?
>>686434568
see ya
>>686440960
No photoshop :) all man
>>686441366
Can you fap with the force of a thousand suns? I heard it is a high class thing in here.
>>686441687
do you know what time stamps are for?
>>686441177
K den
rip Op
>>686441437
>>686441639
>>686441707
>>686441821
Falling for the bait this hard
>>686441694
OP can't even get the cap off...
>>686438920
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ELE GANG
>>686441783
>fap with the force of a thousand suns
And who did you think that legend is named for?
I AM THE FAPMASTER
timestamp with the blood on the floor you nigga
>>686442043
Who's falling nigger? I was being deliberately facetious.
>>686440747
OP what makes your life suck so badly?
Serious question
>>686439956
>when you use old rod but reel in a gyarados
>>686434568
get help idiot
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