ITT: Givers of nostalgic boners
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ITT: Givers of nostalgic boners
>>686428475
who is this chick?
>>686427963
tfw you are about to make a thread, ctrl+f it, and there it is.
>>686427613
Still cum to her at least once a month.
>>686427963
Oh geri, why did you have to change so much??
>>686427963
>>686430310
>>686430437
>>686430586
>>686430627
>>686430672
>>686430773
Why am I the only one posting?
>>686428475
Buckle up buckaroo
>>686431403
90% of /b/ is in school right now.
>>686431593
You're probably right
So many Jennifers and Jessicas when I think about it.
>>686427613
Hahaaaa, koning. Hoeveel ik me wel niet op deze skank gebeert heb. Ik denk dat ik er een emmer mee had kunnen vullen.
>>686432073
Shame she never showed the goods.
>>686431593
Good point
>>686430437
>>686430586
>>686430627
dem nipples
>>686432187
>een emmer
Beginner.
>>686432302
Tsja hey we kunnen niet allemaal de winnaar zijn van de gouden schrale eikel.
>>686432073
So many faps were had...
>>686432435
>>686432514
I used to have a Nicolodeon Magazine with pic attached in it that I came to every day after school.
>>686432515
Would still bang her pelvis so hard, you'd need an electron microscope just to see the scrap particles of ass left in the aftermath.
>>686432514
She WAS so hot
>>686432834
me too
>>686431124
thinkISawANipple.americanPie
>>686432916
That new show of her is so cringy, it has every fucking sitcom cliche going on.
>>686432926
Imagine banging a fat JLH, her flabs are jiggling like crazy, her boobs swaying to all sides, she looks you straight in the eyes with that serious look of hers as she asks..
>I'm still pretty right?
>>686433319
I would cum buckets.
>>686433319
>>686433454
>>686433754
I'm ashamed but id still do her.
>and knock her up
>>686433754
High test
>>686433754
didnt know she turned into a PAWG, dericious
>>686432133
ah the days before my house had internet, when the music channels where a great source of wank material :)
>>686434021
>>686434165
Shame that we all age, i would have wanked to her forever.
>>686430123
My first boner...
>>686433754
oh for sure, I thought you meant like a fully obese JLH. The one in the webm is a definite yes.
>>686434429
Time to cum full circle?
>>686432133
>>686434100
I remember when she wasn't xtina, she was more fappable back then.
>>686434429
>>686434513
>>686434689
More like this, anon?
>>686427528
and i hate jail but i hate the ugly people losers
>>686427528
do i want to go to jail or mess up my life for fake ugly people losers that smel like dog poo and is lame
>>686434810
Better. I'm talkin genie in a bottle days.
>>686428910
some guy who ran over another person and got away with it.
>>686427528
and the ugly people losers are lame and ugly and have to hurt nice things even tho semll like dog poo and the ugly people losers are too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks
>>686434891
>>686434955
School's out eh.
>>686434891
>>686434955
>but who was bait?
>>686435042
Shame she never got more famous, she certainly had the looks.
>just not the talent.
>>686435056
Recess man
>>686432073
oh lawd, Jlove was so damn perfect in her early 20s
>>686435280
>>686435426
Oh lawdy...
>>686433754
sauce?
I'm not ashamed.
I really wanted to rail JLH when she was pregnant.
>>686435574
Criminal Minds, pretty sure it was a season finale one or two seasons ago
>>686435426
thank you, anon
My first celeb obsession. Unloaded pints over her in my teens.
>>686435685
Prefer her like this
>>686435546
>>686435873
slowed down....
>>686435949
Still fun to fap to imo.
>>686430987
muh dick
>>686436074
My first "oops pedo thoughts" moment.
I miss her on The Client List. That show made real use of her 'assets'
>>686436198
Never saw that pic before, i know what ill be jerking to tonight.
>>686436010
>>686430409
I'd give Geri the dick today. she is still fuckable to me.
>>686436348
>>686436348
She looks like a completely different woman now, one would almost expect the ol' switcheroo.
>>686427767
fuck yes. i wanted to fuck this chick so hard back in the day.
I'm not even ashamed.
>>686427613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcSF9AGdQmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DYxSQgZd8Q
>>686436667
goddammit kid, your age is showing.
I'm older than you guys, this is what used to do it for me.
>>686436332
>>686436010
which movie is this from anon?
And again thanks, its bringin me a bit out of my actual bad mood
14 year old me would edge the entire video, then fucking explode when this happened.
>>686437340
Heartbreakers
>>686437340
>>686437402
and here's the whole clip. sorry it's not better resolution.
Topanga
>>686437402
thanks
>>686437612
thanks and no prob. i am from the 90s, i dont care about resolution
and i am goin to watch this picture now
thanks mate
>>686437098
Miss that show tbh
Estella warren she was the hot chick in kanjaroo jack
>>686437926
>>686437098
Peg was hotter.
Jessica Simpson.
>>686437889
You're welcome man. Fap your way into a good mood. :)
>>686438040
she's legally insane now, I think I read it somewhere
>>686438040
Amen, bro
>>686437348
The Queen
>>686438161
i will ^^
>>686438172
I didnt find anything about her being insane but those lips definetley are
main reason i used to watch king of queens. Something about her. Still in my forever changing top 5. Untill she got preggers and fat of course
>>686438842
tfw I realized while watching King of Queens that she was the girl from that one season of Saved by the Bell.
>instant boner
>>686438842
She got fat and he got thin.
such a weird moment in the show.
>>686438682
my bad, I mixed up with Karen Mulder
but Estella is still quite the loon:
>On May 24, 2011, Warren was arrested in Los Angeles after she allegedly hit three parked cars with her Toyota Prius and then fled the scene. Police eventually found her and arrested her for DUI.[7] During her arrest she allegedly kicked an officer and resisted being handcuffed. Later at the police station where her arrest was being booked she managed to slip her cuffs and run but was quickly recaptured. Ultimately she was charged with DUI, hit-and-run, battery on a police officer and resisting a police officer.[8][9] Her bail was set at $100,000.[10] On August 19, 2011, Warren entered a no contest plea and was ordered to a residential rehab facility for six months.[11]
>>686439148
Yeah i know. Women like to yoyo. Even when she was fat Doug was punchin
>>686439148
Oh shit misread yeah. Yeah he lost a shit tonne for like half a season. Wtf happened inbetween that and mallcop man. He's like morbidly obese in that film. At least in queens he looked like a big dude with a gut.
>>686434007
black dsp
>>686439109
The fuel for my faps all summer that year, holy fuck
>>686439680
damn jamis lei
ITT everybody s born in '83
>>686440090
Yep. :)
>>686440023
God, this shoot ruined me in my teens. Golden era Xtina.
This was a major source of paused VHS tapes.
>>686440250
Called it, at least for me
>>686440250
>>686440503
'84 here.
Help me find my parents guis
>>686440250
'84 actually. :)
>>686440357
Maxim was a great magazine.
>>686440239
>>686440250
Yup, glad to see I'm not the only oldfag on this board
>>686440421
yes agreed, any more?
>>686440682
Looks like she was having a seizure. Poor Arnold
>>686440863
Nothing I can show here.
I photoshopped a ton of shit though, but I'm afraid thats cp.
>>686440250
86 here bud
>>686440581
>>686441580
>>686440250
>78
>>686441730
>>686427528
Ahh the good old wanks. This bitch use to have guaranteed stiff nip on every episode of Fort Boyard. God bless that salty sea breeze. I just wish it was my salty breeze against her nips.
Can't forget wednesday
Anybody else?
>>686435042
'I'm the cook'
Brilliant
>>686433902
>>686434740
I can't believe i thought this bitch was hot
>>686434955
Do what now? You should probably go back and retake an English class. You're all over the place, and your shits retarded
>>686439680
Fuck yes this scene.
>>686431124
The sounds though... knowwhatimeanwinkwink.
>>686435041
My brain hurts trying to comprehend this gibberish...
Pre-MILF era Holly Willoughby.
Pretty sure the gunging has led to my bukkake fetish..
>>686442594
>>686435041
You son of bastard fuk, you don't tell me to what
>>686427528
>>686437098
Peg did it for me
So much seamen spilled to this 90's sex symbol. A 84' reporting in
>>686442679
AWW YISS. She was always good for a wank on Saturday mornings and I swear she has an exhibitionism fetish or something because she always wore tank tops that could never stay up on her shoulders.
>>686442910
>>686443075
classic
>>686430409
What's she look like now?
>>686442945
Always used to watch Ministy of Mayhem just for her. Probably knocked out pints over her on that show. I still remember that little maid outfit she wore one time. Pretty crazy just how sexualized that show was.
>>686436969
69 dubs checked.
>>686432891
Her feet though
>>686431124
most of these kids on this site don't understand this struggle. They have porn in their pocket.
>>686434689
this
dirty was way too slutty
>>686443423
Only reason I watched it too. Do you remember the infamous nipslip?
Found it funny how after that she almost always wore a bra at request from the producer most probably.
>>686441907
We got wet pussy yummy pussy ssssssmmeeeellly pusssy pusssy pusssy puuuusssssyyyy
>>686443766
>>686443891
>too slutty
no such thing
>>686439109
Holy shit bro nicely spotted. Would literally fuck the life out of her at that age in your pic. Perfection/ten + some nostalgia i guess
>>686441730
I had that exact picture printed out and hidden under my bed. Mom found it and a bunch of other stuff and I got grounded. Dad told me to get good taste.
>>686443923
>Do you remember the infamous nipslip?
Ha, yes! I remember that well. I've got a clip of it somewhere.
>>686441173
ugh lol
>>686440581
I don't think there was a collection i so consistently fapped over back when these pics first came out.
I remember thinking YES she's finally full slut
>>686441181
Worst movie ever.
I love it.
>>686443423
holly willybooby
>>686432515
>>686432926
>>686442910
Hnnnng
>>686444355
Seconded
>>686444773
>>686444919
oh stop. you know you would still pound that shit out.
i remember when they played each other at wimbledon i just saw watched some tennis and fapped myself silly
>>686445020
she's still fucking sexy all chunky now.
I'd make her sing to me while i fucked her.
Blame it on Rio
>>686445020
Mah nigga.
Savin every one.
>>686445017
>>686445135
>>686445020
>>686444480
>>686443923
always watch this morning and celeb juice these days she is looking hot as FUCK as a milf these days...i remember one episode on MOM where she was purposely adjusting her strap of her top so it would keep slipping down to show her bra...
oh and here it is..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24gvU90ieP0
Perfection.
>>686445151
So much this
>>686445271
>>686445312
I jerked off to this video countless times.
You know what's great... she knows we all did to, and that's what she wanted.
>>686431941
So many faps to babyspice
>>686445352
she was then. she's all plastic surgeried up and broken now. guess she couldn't get over justin timberlake... haha
>>686445312
Man that video upped the game for sluts in the music biz at the time. I remember fapping non stop to it, but it finally came to an end when i timed my wank wrong and blew my load just as redman was starting hid rap.
>never the same again
>>686445458
>>686445591
oh damn, this nigger's taking it back to the good shit.
>>686445657
haha
>>686432240
Probably ashamed of bologna nipples or something.
>>686445658
Fuck dude i'm on a train and i feel like having a fap on to the seat in front. I don't even remember there being this many pics from this shoot
>>686445313
I always make sure to catch Celebrity Juice just for her. It seems she's always known how to really use her body to draw in the male viewers.
>>686431124
I remember doing this shit. I can also remember those magical moments when the image would come through semi-recognizable. Then the internet came a few years later.
>>686445858
You're either gonna have to cum or it's gonna be a very long train ride, anon...
How is 7 not here yet
>>686441181
There's a silken sheen to my cock and no finger prints on my right hand thanks to this film
>>686445955
yeah same with fearne... a 3 sum with them two would be epic..you can tell that this is keith's fantasy too lol
>>686445826
>be 12
>friend lends me bunch of VHS
>watch Bound
>this scene
>take clothes off, rewind, start fapping
>instacum
>watch rest of movie
>give tapes back to friend
>pokerface.jpg
this is the story of so many lives
>>686446389
i grew up with a friend who's dad owned a video rental store.... you have no idea man.
>>686446368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm3UWbXfllY
>>686446211
>>686445858
>>686436969
Not him but I am 26 and fapped to her on simple life or some shit
>>686433754
A bit heavy. But cmon, if you met her IRL, you would boner.
>>686432073
I will always be in love with her
>>686447022
that's what he meant. most of us here posting are probable in our late 30s.
Always liked this shoot.
>>686439680
lol when i was in 7th grade i rented this movie, my parents came home at this part and my dad was all like WTF! im like no no it's a spy movie with arnold. after a 15 minuet debate with my parents I was allowed to put it back on and me and my dad watched the rest. he loved watching arnold fuck up the terrorist.
>>686445826
>>686446389
>>686447240
Well thanks for making feel young again
>>686432691
That's how witches masturbate, with a broom between their lips
>>686447325
She is still hot. A dumb, stupid, horrible hot person tho
>>686447240
youngster
just turned 52
>>686446211
Haha sly train fap time. Just need to lay my jacket across my lap, and pretend i have some kind of facial tick for when i blow..
>>686435685
If she's pregnant, she gets a pass because girls are SUPPOSED to pick up weight for their baby
>>686447758
>>686447443
would buy you a beer.
>>686447928
No their not. bitches that eat too much when they're pregnant have perpetuated this lie.
>I'm eating for two now!
If you eat 1500 calories a day as a woman, it's supposed to be 200 more when you're prego.
Pregnant women use pregnancy to be gluttonous.
Not sure 100% why but yeah. For me, big time...
>>686448266
*they're
>>686447928
Who are you a midwife? Gtfo
>>686448266
>Fuck science, here's my uneducated opinion, /b/!
>>686448423
it's a fact moron. ask any doctor.
>>686448287
Didn't Bob sagget bang her
>>686448423
We're not talking about biology here bell end. This is NOSTALGIA FAP THREAD not lets justify celebrities who got pregnant and lardy you sjw fag.
Also not dude you were answering to
>>686445657
You nutted to a nigger
>>686448658
bob sagget bangs everyone.
>>686436783
my first. thanks medelander
>>686448423
>>686448682
Sorry wasn't aimed at you anon. Twas aimed at the fag who's on the wrong thread by the looks of it.
Betty White.
I'm old.
>>686431124
LMAO
PICASSO PORN
>>686448709
Yeah man. Felt bad
I can't be the only one
>>686445074
yuck
>>686448682
>not talking about biology here bell end
That's exactly what he brought up.
Lrn2Read, kid.
>>686449072
Yeah soz
See>>686448892
>>686430123
Call me crazy but i think she's hotter now a days.
>>686449026
Yeah but not a shitty fake. The scene in Cruel Intentions when she's dry humping her brother though, yes
>>686439680
>>686440682
>>686439680
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>686448951
shit oldfag. I'd hit betty white NOW.
>>686442778
She's a maaan baby!
>>686449263
crazy and blind.
>>686433064
" Oh spank my hairy ass "
>>686437348
Dude. I'm with you
>>686449291
i love this pasta. As soon as i saw these clips I thought of this, but sadly I didn't have it saved.
Thank you.
>>686433318
fantastic
>>686427767
Alex Mack was the fucking best
>>686449263
You're not alone.
>>686449495
Thought I was the only one, shit. Made an awesome webm and one person replied lol
>>686432514
Gallons of jizz was spewn from my balls to Melissa.
>>686437348
>edge the entire video
>edging for 3 minutes.
Don't you even 6 hour edge, bruh?
>>686433318
What movie hasn't Heather been naked in? She has the perfect set of tits.
>>686449263
You're right
>>686427963
my fucking chubby fetish started with baby spice
>>686449936
brah, I was a kid. I could barely touch my dick without cumming. 3 minutes was good for me.
>>686449291
I can't be the only one...
You know you fapped to Madonna. Don't lie
>>686439148
he looked fucking amazing one season then threw it all away
>>686445074
i fap to gorilla documentary sometimes
>>686438842
She got thin again the Scientology shit seems to have made her fat since she got out she's think again.
