Need your help, /b/
My doll finally came in and I really want to fuck her, but she doesn't have a name yet and it seems wrong to fuck a nameless doll. I'd roll for one, but knowing you fucks she'd wind up with a name like Cuntstump, so you guys give me some suggestions and I'll pick the best one.
Pic related. It's her in a $10 Wal Mart bikini.
Lauren.
>>686409364
Dave
>>686409364
Angela Merkel
[check em]
>>686409364
Rumplestiltskin
>>686409364
cool doll man take pictures and join the xhamster doll community!!
How do you fuck a doll?
Anna
>>686409364
Here's a closer look at her face.
>>686409364
Amy, also we want a video of you raping it.
>>686409364
Pocket Trumpet
>>686409364
debra
Hahahahahahahahaahahaahahhaahahahahah, fucking a doll. Where did it go wrong.
Dat boi
>>686409364
>1 new post
dress her in a elsa costume and call her elsa... she has the look almost.
>>686409519
I took a series of pics. Hope you like them.
>>686409419
>>686409514
On the right track
>>686409483
>>686409485
>>686409448
Not so much
>>686409473
Get the fuck out
Tits or gtfo
>>686409519
Buy her some better clothes, $10? What a cheapskate no wonder you have to resort to dolls.
>>686409364
Lolita, also check em
Trump.
>>686409627
Tits or gtfo
Name her Virginia after her master
Hillary Cunton
isn't that doll like the size of a couple of coke cans?
>>686409627
if you put some baby powder or cornstarch on her you can make her look less shiny. also feel a bit nicer to touch
Body shot.
>>686409547
If I weren't afraid of being recognized by other /b/tards I would.
>>686409619
Funny enough I have been searching for an Elsa dress already, but didn't know her exact size so i did not buy one.
>>686409627
Ayy Lmao?
>>686409364
Nah, it doesn't look like real clothes, more like fake doll clothes. And the lack or definition in fingers and face... I'd say it's a hand-size doll.
Julie.
put something next to it like a table or a box for size reference
>how tall is it
>>686409807
It would be from the neck down, no-one would know.
>>686409547
>Amy
because of the House episode?
Walmart also has some good character dresses in the toy department, depending on how big the doll is. would be a good, cheap way of having fun
>>686409643
I intend to, I literally just got her and was only able to sneak out to Wally World during lunch break. today.
>>686409685
Better?
>>686409748
Fuck you!
>>686409749
88cm. Just shy of 3 feet.
>>686409750
Thx for the info!
post pics!!
>>686409364
Cuntstump
>>686409364
Cherry
>>686409364
too soon
>>686409893
>>686409930
T H I S
H
I
S
>>686409959
HA! I've been thinking about that House episode all night.
>>686409968
are it's eyes maneuverable or are they stuck looking to the side like this
>>686409968
i like her face, where you get her?
>>686409968
Nice. How much?
Fedora Alona
Peek at the goods!
>>686409930
Camera filled up, but I'll take another pic fir a size reference after I post the rest of what I have. The thing she's sitting in/on is my computer chair.
I had to take a moment to catch my breath again, but hey have fun fucking a doll.
>>686409959
Nah, just thought Amy is a good name and I wouldn't be a cunt for a change and name her pissgristle.
>>686410079
Could name her Jessica after Dr. Jessica Adams, the House character
From the rear
>>686410140
I messed around with them a bit, but so far this is the best I've gotten them. When ordering her I expressed interest in blue eyes then the green ones so the company just sent me a bag with every eye color. Score!
>>686410145
>>686410154
I like her face too. It's a good bit of the reason I went with her. It was about $470 shipped from an Aliexpress seller.
Spanklesnatch
Closeup from the back.
Still needing names please. Lauren is the leader so far.
>>686410410
I think I'll eventually get something like this. Brown hair and brown eyes for me though. Link to seller?
>>686410523
take a pic with dick inside.
Alice
>>686410523
Ava
Olivia
>>686410410
Did you have a girl in mind when picking her out? Some cute loli from your past?
>>686410523
Natalie
from the front again.
>>686410450
Ohh yeah, totally!
>>686410532
aliexpress(derpcom/store/product/88CM-lifelike-silicone-sex-dolls-skeleton-Male-sex-toy-real-sex-doll-form-china-Adult-erotic/1535216_32306731094.html
name of website you got her from OP?
>>686410410
500 bucks seems good for a lifetime lover
Hitler Did Nothing Wrong
Getting closer
>>686410770
Nope, just browsed aliexpress till I found one I liked that was still within a reasonable price.
She looks like someone with an A starting name. Anna, Amy, Amber, Ash(ley)
>>686409364
> degenerated enough do buy a fucking sex doll
> oh noes, it´s wrong to plough it without a name
>>686409364
umm is that a barbe doll you shot well enough to make it look big?
her name is toby
What does "she" smell like? I hate the smell of certain rubbers.
>>686411000
Can borrow trips for maybe "Clara"?
>>686410922
>>686410792
>>686410523
>>686410410
can you post pics of her feets?
Even closer (I'll remember macro mode when I take the size comparison pic.)
>>686410867
Already posted
>>686410921
Zing
>>686410945
Yeah, maybe.
>>686410952
Not really. It was more of an excuse to start a thread.
>>686411003
>derpcom/store/product/88CM-lifelike-silicone-sex-dolls-skeleton-Male-sex-toy-real-sex-doll-form-china-Adult-erotic/1535216_32306731094.html
website says 88cm (just under 3ft), so not too big
according to google, that's about the average height of a 5yo
>>686409364
You sad fuck.
Looks like a Rachel to me
>>686409364
Paris
Because of her hair
And
Do they make big kens? I mean,
A male doll with big Dickus?
>>686411282
>5 yr old.
MODS!
>>686410922
How can your dick fit in that?
>>686411282
>5 year old
really niga?
>>686411445
fucking degenerate
He didn't say she IS five years old, he said it's about the hieght of a 5 year old. It's like fucking a midget, calm the fuck down.
Final pic of what I've taken. I'll get the size comparison in a few minutes.
>>686411088
Not very strong really. The closest thing I can think of to compare it to is some kind of cleaning solution, but the smell is much weaker than I'd expect for something of its size.
>>686411200
Gimme a bit.
Really, cuntstump kinda grows on you and is a name you came up with yourself anon... And besides it's a sex toy, not a romantic partner, a fun name can have it's upsides, the better one being you don't get deluded into thinking this is something like a human being...
Other names; Masturbella, Fetishia, Stinky, Whorelia, Analee, Fellatia, Cunny McSlutty, Mulva...
>>686411590
Kek. I'm just joking. I know it's not a kid.
>>686409364
If only they had this doll as cheap as yours OP
I can't afford it.
Yours was $400?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/145-CM-Height-DS-Doll-Factory-Real-Silicone-Sex-Doll-No-Blow-Up-Doll-For-Japanese/32424337767.html
>>686409364
how about Silicunt as it's made of a rubbery material and has a cunt. if it was just a cunt you'd obviously call it Hillary
Op why dont you let duds decide?
Name it george
>>686411292
You and I both know we'd fuck that doll. I get laid somewhat regularly and id still drop a load in a realistic sex doll and you would too.
Jessica
Give it my roommates name, Shannon.
>>686411756
I second that
Name her Kenna.
>>686411445
oh my, you do get yourself excited now don't you. take a deep breath and stop suppressing those pedo desires. faggit
>>686411871
Lol nobody on /b/ gets laid dumbass
>>686411643
You should put acceptable names in a hat and draw.
I say name her Whitney
>>686411926
roll for this
>>686412077
Obey the dubs
>>686411713
Silicunt is great
But wtf is that gif? XD
>>686409364
I bet it wasn't creepy when you were buying the bikini.
>>686412207
Roll for silicunt
Annie?
Dubs and you name it Rufus
Gotta find news batteries. Camera died. Gimme a bit and FINE. I'll take the first REASONABLE NAME given by dubs.
>>686412048
And by that you mean everyone.
I had my choice of 4 pussies on Sunday. Granted they are all 4 or lower on a looks scale, I get mine! Pic related
>>686412255
DINGDING
WINRAR
>>686412266
ORSATAN'SROLL
>>686412266
DOUBLE DUBS!!!
>>686410523
Serena, like the main girl from pokemon xy game.
>>686409364
Rolling for Cancerine
Hmm
Jessie
Littlefoots
>>686412399
oooooOOOOOH
>>686410532
Dude, just wait for a proper sex robot like a normal person.
>>686409364
>Calling a rubber doll a her
>>686412399
oNHONHON WINRAR
>>686412285
Fiiine Kenna for dubs
>>686412312
wtf am I looking at.
Rolling for Onaholia
>>686412399
Winrar
>>686412312
Also please feel free to add whimsy to that pic with photoshoop
>>686412312
what is that?
>>686411926
lol this and tell her
Masha. You know why.
>>686412570
Its a lie is what it is haha
>>686412598
kiwi
one off
How about you call it "where did my life go wrong?"
Or maybe "I spent the rent on mom's basement for this"
And you wonder why no woman will ever let you fuck her
>>686412638
No I only see hair I actually can't tell what it is.
>>686412648
Chill man
>>686411871
This guy is right, I was getting my dick sucked by a couple of 9/10 strippers a couple of weeks ago and I would still give the doll a try... Not a used one tho...
Crooked Legs
>>686412638
It's the truth. See I'll fuck a fat toothless bitch rather than rub my dick on a cheese grater like half of /b
I'm not better than them.
>protip: toothless blowjobs are gods gift to cock. Don't be a fool.
>>686411088
"She" probably smells like broken dreams, neckbeard sweat/tears and sadness
>>686412967
Wait that's a vagina?
Tell her to shave holy fuck I couldn't tell that was a pussy.
>>686411512
It must be tiny
>>686411643
a picture like this plz
>>686412399
Holy crap /b/, good job. Jessie it is.
Also, size comparison.
>>686411647
I like the way this/b/ro thinks
>>686409364
and the ugly people losers try to use the lame orge to hurt me but is too ugly and lame and ugly to hurt me with sex like nate and jackie
>>686413075
You are making a lot of assumptions about your fellow anon, anon! I have a fleshlight. I have a girlfriend. It's a fine substitute in a pinch!
But hey, I taught myself to fuck as a kid with baggies of DEP hair fell in between the couch cushions. Bareback all day son.
>>686411200
Feets pic 1
>>686413273
how much you paid? and why why you didnt send webm fucking her?
>>686413273
Yay! OP has Jessie!
Dick enters vagina now?
>>686412312
Mate...
WTF is that?
>>686413438
Feets 2
>>686413396
Gel...
OK, /b/, four more pics then I'm going to fuck Jessie, if you don't mind.
Macro mode go! 1
>>686413651
2
>>686413465
It's a toothless slag I fuck. She milks loads like a fucking monster. Celibate for three years before me. Tight as FUCK
>>686409723
Ayy
>>686413678
3
>>686413438
>>686413542
ty men
>>686413738
POST DICK IN DOLL PIC PLS
>>686413651
Post pic of cream pie
post pics and vids of fucking bitch
>>686413738
post dick in doll
>>686413801
second this
>>686413738
And ~fin~
I'll almost certainly be posting more pics once I get her some proper clothes. Keep an eye on the doll threads, I guess. And for now, though, it's time to hand Jessie the dick.
Y'all are all pathetic
OP I feel I must say before you have your fun time with Jessie you should make sure to thoroughly wash her, use some water soluble lube and ffs don't put your dick in there before you have, let's say fingered her, you don't want any rough edges or finding there's a screw or something lodged in there...
>>686413704
I can't understand what I'm looking at. Is it human?
>>686413785
Omg settle down spergotron. Op knows you want his cock. It's orobs ably a chode he doesn't feel like sharing.
You are a caps lock FAGGIT with a pony tail. Fuck off
>>686413769
NP.
>>686413785
>>686413869
Maybe.
>>686413801
>>686413870
Sure. Thread may be dead by then, though.
>>686413901
HA! forgot pic. Here it is.
>>686413928
If I was on the line making these dolls, I would put broken glass and shit in her snatch. You chuts don't deserve your dicks
>>686409364
Creep AF anon even by 4c standards lel
>>686413983
kekekek i am a faggot with a pony tail who wants OP's cock~
>>686413967
Think it's a dog bro
>>MODS
>>686409364
Cuntstump
>>686414032
take a picture with your finger in it PLEASE
>>686413452
$471.98 to be exact.
>>686414096
My newfag radar is going off the charts!
>>686414032
how much and where you have buy it?
Geez.. The only thing sadder than this dude buying and naming a child sized doll to fuck is all the fags that want to fap to him fucking it.
>>686414304
Welcome to /b
Land of the free and home of the cp fappers.
>>686413273
is it me, or does the doll seem way too small now that there's a size comparison?
i seriously don't think my dick would fit in that... the vagine would be like the size of the opening of a soda can... you'd have to be like an inch wide to fit in there
>>686414272
Bullshit son. In my day we didn't fuck dolls. We fucked bitches til they cried.
Now y'all are fucking dolls and letting monkeys fuck your women... Sad
Spread pussy pics, OP.
>>686414111
>>686414111
>>686414111
>>686414304
NEW FAG
>>686409501
God, people like you actually exist...
>>686414448
>Fucked bitches til they cried
Yeah, probably trying to tell you to put it in already even though you were balls deep with your two inch dick.
>>686414063
Dude, I'm sure you're the type that goes out of his way to screw people whatever line of work you're in, so whether it's spitting in hamburguers, putting lipsticks up your ass or cumming on shampoo bottles (you somehow don't strike as even lower management) you seem like the kind of dumb fuck who will eventually screw up big and get what's coming to ya...
>>686414614
Truth be told, they cry before I stick it in, but that's the fun!
>>686409364
Pris. Like Blade Runner.
>>686414614
>>686414714
SNRK
matching ends
you both are gay married now
>>686414662
Until that day arrives... I'll keep making fun of you pathetic doll fuckers with too much money
>>686414888
TRIPS PROVE POINT FUCK YOU ALL.
I must now agree with this faggot anon even though I don't want to.
>>686414714
>implying women don't consent to being with you
Yeah man, you sure showed us...
>>666666666
Maybe satan can help this thread?
>>686414815
Pris is a good one.
But I'd probably just call her
>Dolly
>>686415107
Abandoning thread now, it's been nice /bros bye
kys
>>686414993
You're on/b/ white knighting while fucking a doll? Lmao that joke writes itself
>>686414957
Damn right.
>>686414109
I already told you it's a pig.
Check these dubs.
>>686414957
Nah, trips only proves this guy has a shitty job... I've never fucked a doll nor jerked to it, and I'm not going to start...
>>686415193
You know what?... You may be right
Hmmm
Does anyone think that OP will COME back soon?
>>686413396
wow
ur a special kind of autist freakshow
better use my masterball on your rare-as-fuck ass...
>>686415425
I assume he already came in shame. He's probably lurking right now, trying to get hard again
>NEW xxx CHAN..
http://xxx-chan.pw
>>686415425
IDK but let's keep the thread alive until creampie is here. Who's with me?
>>686415563
i am
>>686415551
I ain't clicking that shit niggah
>>686415425
And then I saw your gif
>topkek
>>686411871
Nah bro this is for a different generation of sad fucks.
>>686409364
Its lifeless thou?? I do not understand spending good money of this junk when you have mrs palmer and the occasional root. Fuck this shit.
>>686415833
>second
>>686415191
Who's white knighting you cuck? We are degenerates not fucking cancer, this isn't "rape" as in some fat bitch got triggered because a white male failed to use her pronouns, but rape as in I'll send you a box of fucking slippery soap when you get sent to prison... "I make bitches cry" yeah fucking edgy janitor...
>>686409547
Creepy as fuck
>>686415926
Imagine trying to explain this shit to your parents or mates when they find it..
>>686409547
where do you find vids like that?
>>686409627
it looks pissed
>>686409547
>picks up closest object
>forces it into eyes
>ahh thank fuck
>>686414957
Samefagging a lot.
>>686416245
That doll's kinda nice, I'd be worried about ripping her tits off tho,...
>>686416252
reversed psychology into making other anons think that this anon replied to his own post, therefore making him look like an idiot
I'mkekking
>>686409364
OP, you're a sad human being, legitimately kill yourself you fucking shitstain
I will go down with this thread,
And I won't put my hands up
or surrender
>>686416606
Almost satan, technically a demon.
>>686416644
>>686416666
Can borrow quints for satan pls?
>>686416558
OP is not a monster, he's just ahead of the curve
*taps foot patiently*
O-faggot-P are you done yet??
Not sure id get anything like that thru alibaba.. could be used by SOMEBODY else
>>686409364
Is that a 'My size barbie' dressed as a slut?
Eliza
>>686417012
Coughnewfagcough
You obviously know nothing about chinese sex dolls. Welcome to /b, can someone get this kid a beer and an eleven year old?
>>686415988
The fact you said edge confirms you're still in school. Get back to fucking your mom's pillow you twisted little kyke
Eva Braun
>>686417226
There was already a winrar. Faggot told him to name it Jessie and now OP is fucking it. We're waiting for the creampie pic/vid
kek
>>686417103
Nah man, thats obviously a 'my size barbie' cus its obviously made for "my sized" people.
Is that you OP?
B***n F.
US
1 piece
06 May 2016 06:32
How ist this one?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Best-Real-lifelike-silicone-sex-dolls-for-men-skeleton-Male-toy-mini-full-form-china-Adult/32604833497.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.59.ZJjWwb&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_4_10017_10021_507_10022_10020_10009_10008_10018_10019_101,searchweb201603_2&btsid=75886689-0e16-4890-8c5e-8616a9f78ba8
>>686412532
>fire sperm on mating couples in hopes of random fertilization
my sides
This thread got very popular.
>>686416216
It's the gary coleman effect. You'd be pissed too if you realized you'd be short for the rest of your life.
>>111111111
Nevar forgat
>>686417665
one off of satanic trips fuck my ass.
Shit thread is going
OP here.
I can assure you it fits. It was tough figuring out how to go about it. I've never copulated with a three foot anything, so maneuvering her into position was a bit of a trick. As I do most of my fapping in the computer chair that';s where I intended to do it, but the vaginal opening is at an odd angle for that so I took her up the butt instead. Tried out both holes on the bed though and all is good. Pooper hole isn't as deep, but both feel great.
>>686417986
KYAH
Op is back!
Was it nicer than nice?
>>686417986
Pic of cream pie?
>>686417986
where's the creampie?
>>686417986
Guys get back in here OP is back. Ask him for dick pics and cumshots
>>686418068
It's pretty fucking great.
>>686418092
Not done yet. I've worked up a bit of a sweat because my room is hot as hell. Now that I've got the positions down I'll be going at it proper after a bit of a cooldown. Jesus fuck my eye christ I need A/C.
>>686418278
KYOHA
Kek have fun OP. If this thread dies I'll see you on the next one
>>686418278
>>686418366
Also
TFW no cumshot
>>686409364
Dolly McDollface
GG
>>686415086
Not even satan will touch this one
>>686418366
I'll be sure to take some better pics once I get her a proper outfit. She came with a little black dress though. I wish I took some pics of her in that before I put on the bikini, but she and I are both going to need a good cleaning before she'll be ready for more pictures.
OP?
>>686418854
...yeah?
>>686418948
Post a pic of her covered in jizz
>>686419097
Good lord other anon OP said he would once he got around to it.
Let the faggot do his jizz-ness and get back to us when he has a nice pic
>>686419186
I just wanted to keep the thread alive
>>686419186
Its a boring day at work. This thread is the highlight of my day so far.
Good God you fags...
>>686419399
same
6 more hours to go
>>686419579
Early finish for me hopefully. Fuck Fridays.
>>686409364
Just call it kirito already you fucking faggot
>>686419887
Where do you work?
I have to work till 6pm..
>>686420435
I'm a mechanic, doing mot tests, 8.30 -5.00 usually. I work for someone else but I'm here by myself, when the works done I just leave.
Well, that was a good cum.
Creampie incoming as soon as I hook the camera to the PC..
>>686420951
there he is
>>686420951
Hurry up nigger.
BUMB for CreamPie
>>686421424
Nah, I'm a honky.
Here's the first. Forgive me for the quality, but whatever. Also, sorry about shedding on her a bit, I'm a hairy fuck.
>>686421521
Pics will get better in a bit because I forgot to use macro mode again at the start.
>>686421521
We know you're a white neckbeard you tiny cocked fag
>>686421576
Any facial?
>>686421576
Using auto color correct so you can see the puddle/stain better.
>>686421576
does it go back into shape
>>686421719
>>686421726
It does when I close her legs back up.
>>686421808
holy shit, get this hair outta there
>>686421808
nice no ruined pussy
>>686409547
Has a nice thirty seconds and then spends an hour washing jizz out a wig.
>>686421808
Browser shit the bed a moment there. I have more...
>>686421849
Meh, too lazy.
>>686411713
Sandwashed!
>>686409807
She's got fucking man hands
>>686422180
Left this pic non adjusted because the jizz blob shows up better.
>>686422227
They look fine in person. Odd pic maybe?
i want one
>>686412312
That looks like dogshit rolled around a barbers floor
>>686422362
Oops, out of order. Well, here's the lat one anyway.
5/27 the day a neckbeard creampied his new sex doll to satisfy /b/'s fucked up desires.
>>686413438
Hairy feets
Did you take a full body shot after you finished? Just seeing the Pussy isn't what we expected
>>686409364
You can't be serious.
You have a fuck doll?
Who does this?
>>686422227
Alien-fingered man-hands
>>686422501
I did not, but I bet the guy whining about my hairiness will complain. Lemme see about getting one.
>>686409364
how much was it to buy op
>>686409807
what size is she? how long is she?
>>686422646
The lonely autist
>>686412312
When I ask "Wtf is that?" I don't mean, "Ew that's ugly, how could you fuck that OP?" What I actually mean is, "I cannot tell what I'm looking at..". Is that a vagoo? Head? Armpit? WTF??
WE DEMAND A WEBM.
>>686422682
Please do op. This thread is the only thing keeping my going today.
>>686412312
It just looks so much like a gorilla fingering something that should be a woman.
>>686411871
Uh, no I wouldn't.
This is a level of pathetic that my mind can't comprehend.
Then again, not all of us can be good looking guys with a lot of game.
You have my sympathies.
I have one too but not high quality like yours and i too dress her up before a do the deed.
>>686409807
>Funny enough I have been searching for an Elsa dress already, but didn't know her exact size so i did not buy one
Head to the toy store and check the 'my-size' Barbie options, or the holloween club online
>>686422710
how much do they cost, i need something to cuddle at night.
>>686422863
Done.
>>686416606
There will be no white fag around my door
I'm in love
with a fuckdoll
>>686423182
wow the look in her eyes, cold and almost dead.
So many fucking normies holy shit. When did 4chan become Facebook?
She is judging you.
>>686423182
>>686423150
I'll bet if you search the thread for "$" you'll find out.
>>686423182
Nice.
>>686410523
How much and where do I get one ?
>>686423273
And the last one. As you can see she closes right back up when I close her legs a bit.
>>686423246
Pretty, isn't she?
Jesus Christ. What has to go wrong in someone's life to end up buying a doll to fuck, I understand flesh lights but a fucking doll? surely you aren't that ugly or bad with girls? I'm struggling to belive this thread is real
>>686422457
so is this going to stop you from preying on real children?
>>686423182
>>686423273
Ain't gonna lie op, I'm going to fap to this
>>686423376
I hope all of you guys are trolls and not actual normies.
>>686422737
I'm the autist?
You think this is normal?
Fucking kill yourself. I'll gladly provide the gun you perverted piece of shit.
>>686423376
Believe it or not some people find the idea of sex with a doll to be a turn on. I know I'm fucked in the head. I can't tell you how many other doll threads I've been in, but it's been a lot. And I've fapped to doll and dolls getting fucked a good number of times. It's not that I don't find real girls attractive or anything, it's just that I ALSO find sex dolls attractive. The day they make viable and affordable sex bot I'll be lining up as close to the front as I can.
>>686423339
finally a woman whose legs can be shut.
>>686423587
Yeah I get what you mean. Each to there own brother.
Keep on fucking
>>686412312
could someone please explain this image?
>>686409364
Lucrezia
>>686423383
Guess my work here is done then.
>>686423381
I wasn't going to in the first place. If you'll notice she might be small, but has womanly proportions. Not only can I not afford a $4000+ full size model, but I sure as hell didn't want to have to explain a package that size to anyone who might find it. Also, I just plain don't have a place to hide a full sized doll. I can stash a half scale woman though.
If I WERE a sicko though I'd have probably opted for this model instead.
>>686423777
Nice trips, but dubs already decreed here name is Jessie.
>>686412399
>>686423874
But Jessie is gay
