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ITT:

Make someone commit suicide with one sentence.
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kys
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I never loved you
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the prequels were better
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>>686364744
whoops i spilled your chocolate milk.
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scraping at the door scraping at the doooor
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Nigger
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>>686365718
you madman
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Europe is better than America.
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Look into the mirror.
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>>686364744
Fuck, you were asking for it putting the bleach next to the milk in the refrigerator!
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Hahaha look at that mutant (cut) dick! HAHAHA!
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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
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WHERE ARE WE?
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WHERE ARE WE GOING?
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WHERE DO WE COME FROM?
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>>686364744
build that wall
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Good news! Trump won the election!
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>>686366048
heh that would make me kill myself. if it were true.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces you are nothing to me but just another target I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet think again, fucker as we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life you’re fucking dead, kid I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it you’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I am voting for Hillary.
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>>686364744
will anyone remember you?
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you care about people so much and nobody gives a shit about you
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Rape is now defined as standing close to a female.
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>>686364744
Dad im gay
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>>686364744
Im a feminist
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>>686366873
I hope not.
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The only reason you are still alive is because no one has handed you a gun and a mirror at the same time
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>>686366873
Probably not
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>>686364744
Hillary was interrogated.
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Bernie won.
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>>686367449
Id drink to that
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Dad, I'm pansexual
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Crawling in my skin.
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>>686367687
TopKek
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These wounds they will not heal
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>>686366720
one period so it counts
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>>686364744
Im taking away the Xbox so no Call of Duty
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I'm voting trump
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Obama wins a third term.
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>>686368145
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>>686368126
good reason to not kill yourself
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>>686364744

Things never improve, trust me; that's just what people tell you when you've made them feel so awkward and off-put with your problems and complaining that they feel the need to say SOMETHING, even with a complete lack of real sincerity.
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>>686364744
Dad, im a brony
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>>686366387
Nice one, Gauguin.
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You will never make an impact on anyone or anything in your entire life.
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>>686366908
That one almost did it
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Hodor dies.
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>>686364744
Donald Trump is not racist
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>>686364744
Here come dat boi
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I put thirty gigs of cp on your computer and called the fbi
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people fap to shit like this
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>>686368755
That might have been a winner if it didn't make me diamonds
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>>686369967
Yeah, that certainly made me look longingly at the shotgun in my closet.
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When has anything you've ever done made any difference to the world?
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>>686364744
kill yourself or i kill you and your family
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"Hold the door"

Also, check em
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Being edgy on /b/ won't replace your father's love.
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>>686369893
O shit waddup
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the penis goes into the butthole
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>>686364744
Stop being a pussy and jump already
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tsoukalos was right, it WAS aliens and we're all gonna die in terrible ways
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Me and your girlfriend are leaving to go to a yiff convention, thanks for the condoms
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jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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>>686369695
Hold the door.
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life is meaningless, go fuck yourself faggot
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she'll never love you, she'll never even care about you and she definitely won't ever sleep with you
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>>686364744
What a hero
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She might have love you, but you weren't brave enough.
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4chan is officially shutting down at midnight and dubs no longer exist.
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>>686373785
Literally killing myself
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Is it in yet?
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>>686372644
>what a hero
>a hero

You mean what an hero
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She sucked the cum out of his penis while you wondered how she feels about you.
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>>686374112
That just sounds fucking autistic. This isn't a cringe thread, faggot.
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>>686369967
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>>686364744
Jody's back home, banging your girlfriend right now, Private.
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>>686373901
this pic is actually fucking frustrating
I guess I can qualify myself as liberal, but the sjw/guilt/feminism/lgbt/etc powertrip we witness these years defies commonsense

fuck all those "kin" people
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I bet you $20 you're immortal
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Hey, wanna look at my deviantart page?
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>>686374281
I really fucking hate that cadence
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HOLD THE DOOR!
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>>686374612
I remember when i was pro left ideology, to some degree I still am. But the left in America has shot so far left in the past 6 or so years that I'm more aligned with the right than I ever thought I'd be. It's quite shocking how much has changed since bush
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>>686364744
It is highly possible that Hillary Clinton may become president.
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>>686375872
This is legit scary
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>>686364744
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Whenever you have a bad day just remember, suicide is always an option.
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4chan is shit,tumblr is better.
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>>686364744

Everyone only tolerates you.
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This will likely happen to you.
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>>686377972
Uhuhyhuyhuhy, it's so fucking hard to be a woman :'''((
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Can EU an hero with guns?
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>>686377972
God I hate women
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>>686364744
Die.
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>>686366387
Where did we go?

Where did we come from, cotton-eye Joe?
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You owe Child support for 18years
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>>686364744
Clinton won
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FURNACE, BENIGN, RUSTED, ONE, DAYBREAK, NINE, LONGING, SEVENTEEN, HOMECOMING, FREIGHT CAR, kill yourself faggot.
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I disagree.
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