ylyl just the best
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
ylyl just the best
>>686357883
cringeworthy
>>686357539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr6eFl7hCiA
fuck it ill bump
>>686358384
chuckled
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AMA
>>686358601
Hmm, test.
>>686358601
Nope.
Long but worth it
>>686357539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
>>686358601
The irony hurts
>>686360205
Nailed it!
>>686359278
I never understood it: is this guy mentally retarded or a prisoner or just poor as fuck?
>>686361219
I always figured he's mental and cant keep a proper job
Subtle joke.
Who said waifu claim is cancer.
>>686358601
what a jackass go back to where ever you came from loser/
Part 1/2
Hard mode. Don't smirk.
Part 2/2 >>686363777
>>686363695
i SO hope its a real story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS-fK_jHsRw
Am I too late? :-)
>>686357883
Actually funny... she was just too dumb to play along, but obviously intrigued enough to keep responding
>>686364189
Facebook gold
>>686357883
On the "lamb" should be on the lam. Just FYI for everybody.
>>686365278
Oh shit, lmao
Did somebody said YLYL?
>>>999183
>>686358557
Check'd and Kek'd top zozzle
>>686363281
Done this with Tiger hot
Leaves theme minty fresh
>>686363475
Fuck I remember that.
The damage control was real
>>686357883
she is so incredibly dense
>>686366269
>>686366583
It'd be funny if it weren't for all that ghetto shit added.
>>686358557
>>686366269
Is this legit?
>>686368144
>FB_IMG_
>of a fraudulent mobile screenshot.
>>686368179
>twitter made in 2006
>>686367461
Bueno
>>686358601
This is unsurprisingly true as fuck.
Anyone have parodies of that kid washed up on the beach?
If any one haz the Lazy Town humping one, "I want it" ~Nicklos Cage
>>686362624
Its fucked up because this kid definitly got sent soneplace for at least a year. Stuff like this gets teenagers sent away for a long time. Kinda makes it funny tho. This 1 picture probably got this kid to lose a year + of his teenage life and the respect of his family. Topkek
>>686368867
Tue, because of his age, he probably wasn't able to explain that's not an IRL thing.
Hmmm. I find it depressing that 2D pedos have a better grip on reality than psychologists.
>>686362773
appreciated
>>686363475
holy shit that thread
>>686368179
are you retarded or something
>>686370094
I win
>>686370046
I believe I am, yes.
Anyone have the trump/Hitler side- by- side comparison?
>>686357883
Lost that early
no one is that retarded trust me
>>686370369
>>686368144
kek
>>686358557
Hilarious! Lost twice already
>>686359278
Oh wow, this is gold. Third time, lost hard.
>>686371676
kek what a fucking faggot
>>686365908
When a feminist adopts.
>>686372759
Clicked, I win
>>686358557
Why did I lose so hard to this?
>>686372829
>>686372829
>>686372829
>>686358557
Kek
>>686363695
Fuck i don't think I've ever laughed that hard in a yly thread before
Well done anon
>>686363695
Oh man, oh man, I can see it before me!
>>686367461
I dont get it
>>686369230
I was sent to a drug rehab when I was 15 for a month. They also had a bunch of other sections for mental health and abuse victims. But also kids like this. Thry got sent there for things similiar or worse then this and spent minimium of 1 to 2 years of there life learning how to control there sexual urges. They also werent aloud to have roomates and were questioned weekly about masturbating. Thry werent aloud to whack off. Fuckin kek
>>686359278
this can't be real
if it is then it's just sad man
>>686375303
>>686365293
This is truthful, and not funny.
>>686375464
That's fucked. Doing that shit probably causes more problems than it solves. They christian run?
>>686375303
>>686375623
look closer. filenames.
>>686375303
>>686375303
>>686358384
Lol literally the title of this video made me kek
>>686357539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwDb8Oodki0
>girl has a rare disease that makes her automatically orgasm about 50 times a day
>>686375303
>>686367742
What is the original picture from, before mootikins was added?
>>686357883
fuckin' lost it when he explained what lactose intolerance was
>>686376235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbaommLcsqg
>Sufis: adherents to a mystical branch of Islam, that seeks union through Allah in creative forms, often by physical means such as dancing to music
>only the Sufis in this video are actually listening to actual Islamic music with the names of God, etc. in Arabic, not actually heavy metal music
>>686366269
The comment's on 9fag where epic on this one, people are so fucking dumb it's amazing society still works.
>>686377034
>>686375866
No it was Eau Claire Academy in Eau Claire Wisconsin. It was really fucked up. There was a few kids there tgat tried raping family members and thry were all from chicago.
So dont go to chicage lol
>>686377792
Top bantz.
OC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koh-lz0gqLI
>>686378335
b8/10
>>686371917
LOL
>>686378773
>>686366232
>image.png
>>686378899
Pls an hero
>>686378986
You legitimately think they came from 9gag?
>>686379210
I belive you came from 9gag (^:
>>686372957
edgy.
>>686358557
This shit right here... Top notch
>>686374085
not making the filename instalVLC.jpg, what are you a fucking faggot?
>>686379511
:^/
How did you flip it?
>>686363862
my mouth moved a little, but i stopped it
>>686357539
>>686368179
twitter didn't exist until 2006 and no one used it for another four years, you dense fuck
>>686358557
Lost.
>>686368392
Came tnx anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXFO5h-jQ_g
>>686363862
This will never not get me
>>686358601
MEE HOY MINOY MOI
>>686381824
>This will never not get me
>>686359278
Havent lost that hard in a long ass time
>>686362681
Kek
>>686376235
Don't know what to make of this.
>>686383354
But I know where I'm going.
>>686375179
Potassium?
>>686383579
But I know where I'm cuming.
>>686383689
No man that shit is in bananas.
>>686383817
In his hair and on his glasses, unf.
>>686362828
lol'd
>>686358557
>>686359278
>>686371141
>>686372672
Lost a lot tonight -- well done.
>>686379739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW1Ktm1jgxc
>>686384040
Pure potassium reacts violently in water
>>686385321
same with pure possums
>>686384984
>>686384930
>>686384862
>>686385495
Don't feed the erection
>>686362828
Someone has the pic of someone actually doing it?
>>686357539
This made me spill my spaghetti
http://1312484.igenapps.com/go-figure#0
>>686383689
That or lithium
>>686384984
would have been 10x funnier if it read
>my wife's son
>my wife's son's wife's son
>ITT: cancer
>>686385657
Are you literally retarded?
>>686375179
What did he throw? Sodium?
>>686382051
lost
http://webm.land/w/bz1K/
>>686380678
stop
>>686386072
Bitching about it won't change a thing, man. Either leave or shut up. Besides, 4chan has been certifiably cancerous for a LONG time.
>>686386257
Is this what I think it is... no.. it can't be if this is true you are a fucking boss
>>686367237
fuckin furfag
>>686383689
sodium
>>686386257
Jesus, didn't think anyone would post this, you are brave
>>686386405
Never /fur/get
>>686386638
>posts
>restarts router
>>686386257
A bunch of niggers, kek'ed at the music though
>>686386120
Yup, go back to rebblit now.
>>686386394
it's not
>>686386901
Very nice.
>>686386257
fbi, open up
i was in this thread. cant even remember what the tread was even originally about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd6N1-fZwzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd6N1-fZwzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd6N1-fZwzg
>>686387966
What was that even? I thought it was like a vanga bus orgy.
I just watched child porn didn't I?
>>686387352
it is
>>686365293
this is fucking stupid, modernity is a disease
>>686363189
Ok this bothers me bc the the photo with a ton of crab legs are snow crab legs and the spiky ones being used to "cook other sea creatures" are fucking king crab legs. FUCK
>>686388618
It was a reply to the OP. not OP.
>>686388230
Jessica Whitehorse
if unaware, >>google
>>686388837
>>686359278
Thanks anon, I'm now in Kek debt. Worth it.
>>686386257
Thanks for getting me on the FBI watchlist anon.
>>686389500
>posting for fbi records.
>>686368179
>>686357539
its not fucking funny the whole thing is just gay reaction images
>>686363862
that made me sad
>>686390303
>>686389500
maybe if you were a true hacker, like myself, you would have watched the video in incognito mode
>>686390828
Still it was not nearly illegal enough.
>>686363862
Oh my god, I just died.
>>686386257
>>686390828
"true hacker"
bet you haven't even deleted your system32 file yet, faggot. step up
>>686386257
>>686389500
>>686390045
>>686389358
>>686388837
>>686388230
>>686387966
>>686391063
>>686390828
>>686391153
Is it legal to open it and not save in your harddrive in Canada? If it is legal then I'll view it. I want to see what that slut did.
>>686391499
why are all canadians so fucking retarded? "is it legal to view cheese pizza IF I DON'T SAVE IT??"
good thing you guys don't go to war. for your sakes.
>>686391499
is it true that you use maple syrup as lube
>>686391499
Well you always have a blind pass on not knowing before you done it(plausible deniability). I opened it. didn't know, then found out, and re opened it to confirm(for an accurate reporting). No joke I thought it was a venga boys from the 90's. I had to reconfirm what I saw.
>>686392419
>>686390457
>>686386257
I opened the link.
Nothing.
>>686392802
>>686360205
>>686393166
tits or gtfo
>>686372048
That's a great argument against atheism.
>>686386257
>Jessica Whitehorse
you know what. not even gonna touch it.
>>686393625
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
>>686393835
no colored tits Jewess!
>>686394170
What the desu did you just fucking desu about Suiseiseki, you little desu? Suiseiseki will have you know that Suiseiseki graduated top of Suiseiseki's desu in the Navy Desus, and Suiseiseki has been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and Suiseiseki has over 300 confirmed desus. Suiseiseki is trained in desu warfare and Suiseiseki is the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to Suiseiseki but just another desu. Suiseiseki will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark Suiseiseki's fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to Suiseiseki over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak Suiseiseki is contacting her secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. Suiseiseki can be desu, desu, and Suiseiseki can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just Suiseiseki's bare desu. Not only is Suiseiseki extensively trained in unarmed desu, but ISuiseiseki has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and Suiseiseki will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. Suiseiseki will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>>686358601
I am so high and am laughing so hard because of how true and amazing this is.
"Reroll if you land on a number between 1-9" Because we all know it's like 3 guys just rolling eternally keke
>>686386257
rip webm
>>686393334
Filename
>sumtingwong
>>686386135
yeah, sodium is very reactive with water.
>>686382885
>masutrbate
>>686364036
So unbearably cringe kys
>>686396165
masutrbate is fine. it was a meme from 06. The pun deriving from one Anon horrible trip to a massuice
>>686386029
Cortana Mah waifu
>>686370094
My new wallpaper
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>>686365278
LMFAO
>>686364189
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>686378971
Das da joke.
>>686373684
Die in a fire.
>>686372539
You're slacking off.
>>686370261
kek.
>>686365622
why...
>>686367461
Lemon anon.... Is that you
>>686399444
Nice didgets.
Just a long time fan.
>>686396974
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>>686363695
SHIT I WAS THERE THIS WAS IN NEW ORLEANS
>>686371676
This is far too accurate as to how I'll be spending my next birthday
>>686400517
NAMES ANON! WE NEED FUCKING NAMES
>>686365908
I have always hated reading this because I'm a teen and read this and am like "She's kinda cute" but when I figure out she is actually a boy half of me thinks "oh shit its a trap and i still like this" and "ewwww"
>>686401107
Congrats. youre a faggot.
>>686359278
oh god i laughed so hard at this.
>>686366269
>2001
bamp
>>686381152
my bad I don't know the history of a website. duck u autismo
>>686404147
You don't have to. I don't use twitter but I still know that the tweet was bullshit.
>>686381152 was right, you are a dense fuck and you just proved it.
>>686404503
Damn right. It baffles me how fucking stupid cunts have gotten.
>>686358601
but what's left then?
>>686405845
something new, something different. But really, porn can fuck off to its own boards.
>>686363862
You win anon
>>686407140
Thanks.
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>>686371917
Wow, that's... that's fucking GOOD. If only I could show this to my sjw classmates
>>686408855
Just do it!
RIP thread, you were a good one, I salute you /)
