Fluffy Thread
Or Spiderman Thread...
i like this one for the pointless abuse
>>686354111
what about a spiderfluffy thread?
>>686355506
I don't think I'll ever understand him
>>686355802
no one will.
he isnt the artist we want, he is the artist we need
>>686355224
Oh, god i love this one.
>>686354111
What about Desu? That's Desucrimination! Desu~
please end this mix of autism and cancer
>>686355859
This is interesting.
1) I've noticed that it has seeped into fandom that fluffies are intelligent enough to understand that food is required for milk production.
2) I think this particular piece of art would benefit from the foal being crushed to be a little bit older, maybe with the the start of a mane, and a smaller "chirpeh babbeh" (perhaps with some attractive features) in the background, suggesting an endless cycle of impregnation and foal destruction.
>>686359473
who is this
>>686360712
kmeb
>>686359473
I don't get this, is this just random happenings within the fluffy world or?
>>686361119
Yeah.The fluffy is dreaming of the herd and mother,and just jumps out of a window im presuming and lands in the trash
>>686361321
Oh that makes sense
>>686361053
'fwuffy..?..am awon'
Translation?
>>686357478
it's gonna be GOTY soon just watch
>>686361810
Thinking about it,the last left panel looks like its on the top of an apartment,if its sadbox its trying to kill its self and lands in the trash can instead
>>686361853
I, a fluffy, am alone
I swear to god, everytime I stare at these comics one neuron in my brain dies, but dammit I cant stop.
let me try making a story for one of these threads,
this is when the fluffie speaks >
this is when the human speaks >>
you were going out for your morning run, well, you were.
instead, as you walked out into the open air from your house, and onto the lawn you noticed that you had a pest problem, a rather fluffy pest problem.
twelve of the little fluffie bastards (headed by one of the smarties) had apparently claimed your front lawn for the 'herwd" and you can see that they have already gotten down to work.
you lawn lay in ruin before you, your lawn was covered in shit and piss and was beginning to smell, badly. It didn't help that the weather was going up to eighty degrees that day, which means that your lawn is going to smell like a barnyard before mid afternoon.
and it also didn't help that the little smarty bastard noticed you either.
>hey! big munsta hooman! dis wand for hewrd!
>>no it isnt, its mine you little green shit, now get off of it.
>nu! dis wand is fur nummies! Dis wand for hewrd! stway off big meanie hooman!
>>well then, i guess il go get my friend.
you stomp off toward the shed as the green shitrat tells the rest of his friends that he "scawed off the munsta" as they cheer and shit all over your lawn
you go in your shed and grab three things.
a shovel
a pair of lawn sheers (the rusty ones)
and some rope lying next to some conveiently placed scrap wood with some holes in it.
cont?
>>686362084
So the fluffy is so incompetent that it cant kill itself, I love it
>>686360613
Does this sort of thing ever actually happen when two different species try to reproduce?
>>686362477
nothing to do with the specicies, the babies just died
>>686362212
Well what's the hook in this story? It just sounds like a basic story
>>686362477
Just stillborns and a mutant twin
>>686362668
wait nevermind, didnt notice it was a sea fluffy, i have no clue
>>686357478
this might be autistic, but is not cancer. Its more OC that you have ever made in your life.
>>686362212
You should have the human trick the smartie in to killing the rest of the fluffies
>>686363036
Man I hate the aquatic ones. They should be banished from canon.
[spoiler]Nice trips.[/spoiler]
>>686362668
>>686362743
U sure bout that? Even the non twins have two hoofs and two fins. I'd bet the artist is saying their non viability stems from an eath and sea fluffy trying to breed.
I love these threads. i used to hate them but after reading one of them I love the abuse
>>686363574
Isn't it weird how that happens? I used to hate them too
>>686363223
see
>>686362780
but yea, i think cross breeding between land and sea would cause some problems( but not always)
>>686363574
>>686363762
I had scrolled past them for years,and one night there was some gory shit as the op pic,and i checked it out.Fucking hilarity insued
>>686362212
Fuck it cont...
You walk out to your lawn, the little smarty comes out to greet you
>go way musta! big musta gon get biggest owwies!
he proceeds to charge at your legs, thats when you pick him up, much to the litte green shits dismay.
> Let go! let go! big dummeh muunsta hooman!
you pick up the rope and wood and tie him to it,
he cant escape now >:D
you pick up the finished product and head into the house.
>>ok, you seem like the only tolerable one out of the bunch, so il cut you a deal
>nu!
>>you get sketties and wawa if you follow along
>fwuffy listen den, but still no likeies this pwace
>>(this is in the humans head) *guess he noticed the iron maiden poster*
>>ok, you see your hewrd?
>yea
you think thoughtfully for a second,
Ok, il feed you and your friends sketties and wawa, just have them come out to the garage
cont?
>>686354111
Bump, nice trips
>>686363981
I even draw my own now, reading them wasnt enough
>>686363816
Wolfram sparks is the best artist. I love his art style
I don't know this fluffy thing, reminds me slightly of HTF. Can someone explain?
>>686364516
Agreed. Best sad looks and best fluffy speak.
>>686363994
Continue please, doesn't sound half bad, anon
>>686364053
>>686364103
>>686364194
Your samefagging days are over anon. Go derail cock r8 threads
>>686363994
Cont plz
>>686364662
Um, they both involve cutesy animals getting rekt?
>>686365004
Pretty much, yeah
this is the 'bestest' history
>>686364516
>>686364722
Yall niggas dont know nothin bout carpedime
>>686363994
cont, this should be the last part.
You let the little fluffie out to his herd, and the tells of how he defeated the dummeh hooman to get sketties and wawa,
As your cooking, you decide to add in a little extra ingredient ans your finishing up
you look under your kitchen counter coubard
>> no rat poison would be too obious
you go to your washing machine,
>>bleach, perfect!
operation Amanda tod activated.
spike the stuff spaghetti sauce and water with it.
too stupid to tell the difference,
You bring out the meal to a pack of expectant fluffies
>>Bon apatite!
You set the food down to the hungry fluffies and they all squeal with delight.
You leave them in a rather sizeable cardboard box with the stuff
you go inside and watch that ren and stimpy dvd you never got around to watching
cont?
>>686365344
A. I'm not a negro
B. I love me some carpediem
>>686362730
Ok. Got ya covered.
>Last saturday. Be me headin out to the bank to deposit sum cash to cover bills. Hear a scratch at my back door.
Dafuq i dont have a dog?
>Hewow? Nice neyboo? Nee hewp.
Holy shit its the neighbors kid, how did she get in my yard? Hope she is ok.
>Open the back door. And a tangerine streak races in throwing a "fankyoo!" As it blows past me.
Next thing i know feom my yard i hear
>"dummeh hoomin nao yoo git wowstes huwtiea and we take yoo want foe hewd! SOWWY POOPIES!!!"
Slam the door just in time to see thru the door window a combines geyser of liquishit erup at and splatter the door.
>Thank god for doors and garden hoses. Wait that other shitrat!
>"HEY WHERE ARE YOU YOU LITTLE!-" "WAYT! Pwease nu huwt nee hewp get way fwum meenie hewd, dey kinnap fuzzbaw an twy tu maek habe bebbehs. Buu dey nu noe fuzzbaww nu kin habe bebbehs. Aweady hadem an dey gwow up and nu can habe moe cuz dawktah tay compwikayshunz."
I blink at this.
>"ok so.. you want me to take you home little girl?"
>"yus pwease. Nu wan wum wai bu meenie hews giv bigges huwties den dwag fuzzbaww wai fwum famwy an howsie"
So i scooped her up and gently carried her next door. It was the wrong door. And the look i got from my neigbor was priceless. I pray i never see that man again because he will likely murder me.
>How long have you been gone?
>as miny bwite tiymz as wegies.
>4 days huh? Hope they still want you.
The reunion was fast and happy. The benefits were not as fast but much much happier. Long story short the woman next door owned fuzzball, and she was single. And she was in the market for a stable sane guy.
What happened to the herd was not so happy.
Seeing as how it was the dead of summer i trapped them with an offering of skettis from the surrendering human (i hammed it up for them)
Then i blocked the holes in the fences and waited for them to die of heat exposure.
>>686365857
Now this i like
>>686366165
>>686362212
>not the lawn mower
smh tbh fam
>>686365775
Bullshit, evwryone on /b is a niggerfaggot even me.
>>686365857
Continued from above.
The screams and cries of pain from the herd as they died of heat exposure were gut wrenching and soul searing. Because they sounded like a pack of 5 year old girls.
Even had the cops called on me during this time because of the audible sounds of children being tortured.
I explained to the cops and even showed then thru the back door the feral herd.
They shook my hand and told me i was a model citizen for my service. And then called animal controll to come out the next day to clean up the corpses.
Fast forward 6 months and now fuzzball asks every day
>"how time tiw bebbeh?"
Because she knows her mommy, my now wife, is pregnant. And fuzzball cant wait to be an auntie. She acts as an attendant as best she can. We have a youtube channel with a million hitts daily of my wife laying on her back and pretending to need to be rolled to the bathroom, and little fuzzball is right there anxiously nosing her tryong to moove her like she would a regular fluffy dam.
Shit is hillarious, espexially her pouty face of betrayal when my wife stands up on her own and walks off.
Fuzzball goes into dero mode trying to rationalize this, eyes askew only saying
>"wut? Wut? Wut? Fphthpbthpbthpdtbpthbbpp."
For a solid five minutes.
Asshole= out!
>>686365588
soz, this is last one
you finish with the first season of ren and stimpy and go out to go see what the fluffies go up to.
its not pretty.
the fluffies that ate it, (all of them did besides one of them, it wasn't the smartie) was in the corner as his comerades fell around him, coughing profusely from the bleach in the sketties,
the mixture of wan dies and crying is music to your ears,
.
You pick up the remaning fluffie and ask him why didnt he eat the sketies.
>wemon scawed after mumma and dada stawrwted cough'n up boo boo juice.
>>well, what did we learn?
>big musta make sketti that go foevwa sweepies.
>>well then, thats true, but lets get the point across
it shits itself as you tie it to the piece of wood and as you get the lawn sheers.
you cut its right ear off
>>Now, you better tell any other rats about what happens to fluffies that come here, got it!
>wes musnsta *huu huuu*
you untie it and let it scamper off
you light the corpes of the remaining fluffies on fire.
but then, you feel a soft chirping sound
you look to where its coming from
> *chirp* mumma?
>> fuck...
end, hope you enjoyed this assasinie story
>>686368510
>watch out for that horn
>>686369274
kek
https://youtu.be/Svs0w_GikQ4
>>686365588
oh come on! nobody got a laugh out of operation Amanda tod?
Why didn't Hasbio™ engineer these things with a digestive track that could only tolerate Hasbio™ Brand Fluffy Formula?
That way you would HAVE to use their product, and they could design something that cut down on the amount and smell of poopies. Like some kind of nutrient taste. And just engineer them to LOVE it?
Fluffies that don't shit all over the place would probably sell a lot better. Plus since you could only feed them Hasbio™ brand food they would make even more money.
>>686368358
Fluffy on Fluffy abuse is my favorite.
This video seems to get posted less than the song one but i think it's quite good. I'd like to see more videos like this one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JbdxqjMPcyE
>>686369571
and the faggot never made a second part
>>686369396
>second panel
>not biting of his balls
That green fluffy ~is~ a dummeh
>>686370235
Did the fluffy ruin the date somehow?
>>686371020
He's making red baron's story. Once he's done with that he'll continue on will smarty
>>686371157
wild
>>686370955
>but look at its rare white fluff
Regarding Wolfram Sparks and Abuse-Sir's posts
>https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/37806
>>686370071
they were going to do that with spaghetti, but fucked it up and couldn't be bothered to come in and fix it on the weekend
goddammit why did you have to make fluffies when they can't be real i hate u guys
>>686372492
Why even live.
>>686355224
>he thinks he gets his legs back
>he loses his remaining legs and his genitals
it's just so cruel. post more like this.
>>686372832
...without fluffies? Exactly.
>>686370043
I thought it was pretty funny
>>686371103
I'm trying to figure that out... I mean I would tourcher that litte shit but seriously I don't see hwo something like that would ruin the date, unless the bitch thinks she has to have everything perfect then fuck her... No need for that type of hoe
Does anybody got some where smarties get their shit fucked up by a human/other fluffies?
Where do good babies make poopies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
>>686355928
> ruining the laptop with foal blood
smdh tbqh fam
>>686373471
If you stick around for another week I'm making an OC about a fluffy that fucks up smarties and their herds
>>686374096
Work, rent, and food i get, but getting raped in the ass is part of the adult experience? Glad i missed out on that.
>>686371290
The image makes no sense. since it has the same color fur as the mother is should be the bestest babbeh. It wouldn't sell out the bestest babbeh.
>>686372492
Actually they do exist, they're just not technicolored
>>686374597
I mean metaphorically, you do
>>686375019
Wut?
>>686375237
Good point.
>>686374810
the mother is also an alicorn the babies would prolly see it as a munstah
>>686365857
You fap to this
>>686373775
It's an apple product so it doesn't matter.
>>686376072
Is this your OC? If so I have a question, how do get a physical drawing onto digital without losing quality?
>>686377103
not mine sorry
>>686377216
What kind of diet produces a stream of shit like that. Anything close I've ever had was diarrhea, but that felt more like pissing out of my ass.
>>686377379
playdoh and pudding
>>686377617
mixed with jew ash
>>686368358
I like it more when Smarty/dumbass pisses off other fluffies, not smarty A just gets attacked by smarty B after unrelated incident.
sidenote, why give sketties for foals? Fluffies will use that for food and still breed more. Should give a quarter or something.
>>686377617
>>686377694
Ah, is that some European delicacy I never hear of?
>>686375391
Fluffier exist. They're called miniature ponies, or something like that. They're dumb as bricks and shit everywhere
>>686378067
no, to make it european you need to add 5 cups of muslim semen
>>686378257
But they don't talk and are still too big
>>686378257
we just need to make them talk and make their hooves soft and make them pomeranian/toddler sized
>>686378386
Might be harder to obtain than i thought. They only cum to rape.
>>686377980
The sketties is the only thing that a fluffy would give their foal for, and in some canons it was alced with a sterilising agent to prevent futher breeding.
>>686378067
Ah yes I've heard of that, did that originate in Sweden or the UK? Or was it possibly France
I'm very interested in European culture
>>686378723
just put a 10 year old swedish girl over a bowl and squeeze.
>>686378943
I meant this for >>686378386
Sorry for any confusion
>>686379002
Is there a difference in the Swedish variety compared to the UK?
I'd like to see a story of a fluffy tripping hard on something.
>>686379309
Swedish seems more packed, but probably tastes more neutral
>>686362477
oh man I just realized that. You just made the essence of the picture even better.
>>686379309
i think the uk has added 1 part per 10 somali semen, or that might be french
>>686379867
What's drain-o do?
>>686380298
Drain-o is a sink de-clogger
>>686380298
it cures autism i hear
does anyone have the rest of this one? i think there are 17 pages but i know it was unfinished did they ever finish it?
>>686380497
17 of them, last update was 2 years ago, pretty sure the writer isnt doing anymore
>>686380453
if enema'd then you kill that nasty autism causing parasite
>>686380394
So it removes shit from the body
>>686380662
oh fuck i thought it was recent. could of sworn the writer was posting recently
>>686380721
Yea... and a couple protective layers in your organs.
>>686380497
>>686380694
still can't believe that's fucking real
>>686380497
all 17 are on the booru under the tag sunny_gardens
>>686380809
the 2 year thing is what i had been told, noone i know seems to have anything past 17 though, so most likely true
>>686380934
there ya go, better than me wasting image space
>>686380827
Please explain this interest me
now i can waste o,age space with this
>>686381366
image*
>>686354111
>>>686378257
>But they don't talk and are still too big
Never said they were our desire, just said they existed
>>686381258
Don't know the specifics, but the chemicals in drain-o break down clogs that are in pipes. So it's safe to assume that a fluffy's intestinal tract is nowhere as dense and "not made with nerve endings" as a metal/plastic pipe, it'll most likely burn the complete fuck out of the fluffy and possible kill them.
>>686381111
Dumping FLuffy Factory along side Sunny Gardens. For those who don't know, they're parallel stories.
Also Mayclore is best author
>>686374810
>The image makes no sense. since it has the same color fur as the mother is should be the bestest babbeh. It wouldn't sell out the bestest babbeh.
Reminder that this is what newfags ACTUALLY accept as canon
>>686381811
wheres part one?
>>686380010
>Trump hair
Also, half of butthole. Is that good framing?
>>686382210
There's no canon besides the "Bioengineered toys by Hasbio" thing. Each author and artist pretty much made up their own headcanon, which is why we've got shit like sea fluffies and enfy babies
>>686382442
Part one isn't really a part of the main story. The author made a short about a famous bratty fluffy bitch by Ginger Fig and when people wanted to read more about the people in the story, she went on to make it a stand-alone serie.
>>686381811
didnt know they were parallel
do you have the first of five?
>>686383196
>>686383108
ah ok, thanks
does the order youre posting them in matter or are the stories all kind of standalone?
>>686383196
You mean Fluffy Lake?
>>686383462
no, you answered it here
>>686383108
the first one you posted was fluffy factory 2/5
>>686383368
Sorta, yes. Chick from Sunny Gardens and owner of fluffy factory are sisters and Sunny Gardens chick comes to work at the fluffy factory when her sanctuary runs out of business.
You could read 'em randomly and it wouldn't mean much, though
>>686366995
>someone screenshot my post
h-holy fuck anon, I'm honoured
>>686357273
Hey, desufriend, is rozen maiden actually any good? I've been wanting to watch a new anime, and i've never seen it before.
>>686383849
Real good post ya made. Way I see it, people treat them like that 'cause they're considered toys and not truly living things that morals and ethics need to be applied to.
>>686383849
i agree with 90% of what you said, but god damn do i love fluffies fucking over other fluffs. ie poopie babies, enfie babies
Welp. That's gonna have to do it from me for now. Got an exam to attend. Still plenty of Fluffy Factory to be posted, also Sunny Gardens and best story: Mare's Melancholy.
Will look out for the next fluffy thread when I get back home.
Laters faggots
>>686381701
Well... That's cool. Kind of defets the purpose if you want to keep it alive
>>686384685
thanks for the stories, only had 4 of em
wonder what number the 3 Crash course ones are
>>686384253
Thanks!
And exactly. The world we're presented with is irredeemable and unapologetic with how it twists logic to abandon the needs of a clearly living, sapient creature. That's fascinating to me. I love stories where the suffering of fluffies doesn't even register as an emotionally significant event in any way to humans because they all share this collective, selective dementia that blanks out at the sight of fluffies.
>>686384655
You know, I actually do somewhat like those as concepts. I'm not opposed to them being canon, but I've always found that, like smarties, they're best when they're extremely rare circumstances. At the rate people make content with them these days, they're presented as being standard. It somewhat reassigns the initial idea that fluffies were incomplete when released and turns it into "fluffies were so incomplete that they were literally the exact opposite of what they're supposed to be in every fathomable way" which...doesn't really resonate with me. But that's just me.
An underground battle royal pic pl
>>686384861
>alive
... buh?
>>686386157
so much this, im always bitching about how every damn greentext is the same story but just differant fluffy names
> momma rejected runt, have to hurt momma
>smarty was bad after i gave him a chance, now i hurt smarty
so damn annoying
i understand the uncomplete idea, but sadly it's over used
i kinda view bad fluffies ( enfing and numming babies) as after awhile of being feral , nature overrides engineering to a point
thankfuly there are gems like this story
>>686387200
fuck this one is so good
I like the insinuation that the woman who takes her "best" foal has a fluffy that will assign foals best-to-worst. Interesting that he'd do service to the idea that the majority of mares aren't like that.
>>686367790
Not bad anon. U got me to read it instead of fapping
>>686388399
yea, the justifed bs gets so bad i usually don't even read greentext anymore, but when i read this one, had to png that shit. we need more stories like this one.. although i still love poopie baby abuse
Does anyone have thus one comic by Ring of Fire where a red smarty gets tortured and turned into a toy?
>>686385258
Post Swuts.
>>686390255
>>686390255
god someone kill it
