My hot cousin is watching porn in front of me. What do? Pic unrelated.
watch porn too
>>686343478
Kill her
>>686343478
cheeky finger ?
>>686343478
ninja-cum on her hair
>>686343478
it's real life anon, if you try something she'll probably tell your mommy and you'll lose good boy points
think about the points anon
focus on science
>>686343478
Just go sit next to them and enjoy it together
>>686343478
Obvious answer is obvious
>>686344458
Thank you, brother. I will keep the points in mind, lest my plate of tendies suffer for my transgressions.
How old is she?
>>686343478
Wat? She's watching porn in front of you? You act like that is normal, she's probably DTF.
We're all assuming it's a 'she'...
post pics
>>686344875
oh fuck
>>686345000
Obey trips OP
If she is a teenager and self-concious, walk in noticeably, then walk out. Then tell her at a good time you won't tell her parents, and slowly talk her into a good time.
>>686344751
17
>>686344865
but look above
>>686344875
It is. Unless our family is good at secret keeping or we're all retarded. Only one of those is completely out of the question.
Anyone know her name
>>686345305
Pics or cousin wathing porn or it didn't happen
>>686344749
fucking kek
>>686345380
Steve
>>686345511
Dibble double dubs
Hand her a bottle of lube
or
Hand him a box of tissues
Proof?
Dude if she watching porn tell her your horny asf then grow a stiffy and make it really noticeable if she's turned on she will make a move I've been there and successfully done it fam
>>686345750
But you have to make sure your dick I'd almost popping out of your pants like you gotta make her want it
>>686345750
Start off watching it with her
>>686345888
Trips
>>686343478
fuck them
Rolling for "What are you doing? Oh, no problem, mind if I watch it with you?"
I smell bullshit
Assert your authority by shitting on the table.
>>686345679
What a waste!
>>686346111
Trips don't lie
>>686346111
Trips confirms this thread is a lie. I'm out.
>>686346111
2 trips and a double dubs...?
>>686346207
Trips don't lie just as shakira's hips don't lie
Tell her to share the porn because you cant fap without..
>>686346288
This is now a dubs thread
Start watching your own porn and slowly turn up volume
Post pic of your cousin and get cucked by other /b/tards while you grow a pair.
>>686346384
Reporting in commander
>>686346420
>420 blaze it faggot
op is a faggot
show us pics
Suggest other porn and search the site for 'Cousin'
>>686346620
Lol yeah that might actually work better than everything XD
OP ist that fucking candice pool?
(Casey Neistats wife in case you don't know)
>>686346420
>mfw his cousin is deaf
>mfw op is raising the volume from 10 minutes
>mfw the volume of the porn playing on his pc is offensively loud
>mfw he's retarded
OP, link her that video of yours fucking the fleshlight that you uploaded on pornhub.
>>686346620
Nice
>>686343478
Sauce?
>op is a faggot
>>686346768
Nah man. Sure looks like her tho.
Check em.
Also, search for incest porn.
Lol that's her name
![dumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1TjmsUK.jpg "dumb[1].jpg")
>>686347166
>>686347166
Wait the fuck, is there a nignog with the same last name as a white girl??
>>686343478
fucking give us some updates OP
>>686343478
>>686348107
Maybe he's busy fucking his cousin.
>>686348277
Check'd
>>686343478
Op is a liar abandon thread now
>>686345448
this lol
gr8 b8 tho
>>686346059
Dis
>>686347783
Ye Her fam probably owned him back in the day
