So I know I probably shouldn't be posting this here but I need some where to brag and I'm literally so excited right now. So, I signed with a YouTube network a little while back and since I reached over 500 subs, I now have merch! I cannot believe this and I'm so happy! :D
Nobody cares.
>>686336732
Grats on 500 fake accounts
Are you 12? "500" subs wow so much man!
>>686337076
Just started posting like a month ago
>>686336904
My subscribers do
Good job op
Give us something for free or GTFO
>>686336732
Channel?
>>686337421
Thanks so much (: this is so exciting for me so I had to vent somewhere lol
>tfw posting 4 a year
>tfw 23 subs
I think it might have to do with not using tags
>>686337542
https://m.youtube.com/#/user/JessicaCheyenneVEVO
>>686337500
I have to pay for my own merch. Yeah, not gonna give free shit away just yet.
>>686337664
Kill yourself please
>>686337587
I can give you a shout out if you'd like. Comment on one of my vids and I'll shout out your channel out in my next video https://m.youtube.com/#/user/JessicaCheyenneVEVO
>>686337784
You first m8
>>686337664
>tits or gtfo
Oh also im disliking all of your videos
lets do some shit posting
>>686337664
>Using VEVO without actually being affiliated with VEVO.
>>686337664
The link doesn't work
>>686338022
>>686337989
Don't care. You're getting me views.
>>686338069
>>686338118
>>686338155
>>686338062
It's a joke. I changed my channel name awhile ago whenever VEVO first became a thing and now I can't change it back lol
>>686338066
Try YouTube.com/jessicacheyennevevo
>>686336732
>kys
>kys
>but y
>>686338082
>lowers how often you appear in search results
>worth it for that 1 extra view
show tits op
>>686338383
Then I'll buy likes. Doesn't matter to me, atm views only matter considering I'm a smaller channel.
>>686338549
Show cash anon
/b is not the place to look for validation, keep doing ur shit. Just keep doing it. Just do it
>>686338591
Hard man here. YouTube is cracking down on forged traffic, so we can report you and you'll probably soon be gone.
you know that feel when you play fallout 4 on a 30 fps brick? :^)
>>686337777
Newfags, newfags everywhere.
For you oldfags:
>quads checked
>>686336732
What network signs a channel with 500 subs? The fuck
>>686338753
I'm with a network. YouTube doesn't check where the traffic comes from. And I'm just saying that. I wouldn't buy likes, I'm too cheap.
>>686337777
checked
You are the worst cs go player i have ever seen
>>686338733
It's /b/ and I'm not looking for validation, just wanted to brag to some weeabos.
>>686338991
You just said you would buy likes. And YouTube does check it.
http://time.com/5097/youtube-to-crack-down-on-fake-views/
http://www.businessinsider.com/youtube-cracking-down-on-fake-views-2014-2?IR=T
http://www.reelseo.com/youtube-fake-views/
>>686339078
Valid point. I'd be better if I wasn't using a laptop mouse though. But yes, I suck ass atm.
>>686339132
So are you gaming because it gives alot of viewers
>>686339197
I was just saying that and I didn't know they were able to tell whenever you signed with a network.
>>686339263
kill urself
>>686338945
I have over 24k views and I just started so they wanted me. My channel is growing quickly.
>>686339392
Well don't "just say that" if you don't mean it. Pretty obvious rule. Also, it's fucking YouTube. The employees have eyes.
>>686339431
Omg stop it, jezuz
I'll play a game of cs:go with ya if you wan't a boost. for the keks
>>686339552
Even if I was reported for that, they'd check where my traffic was coming from and notice that I haven't bought any views or liked.
>>686339597
Are you even playing ranked?
>>686339708
Sure, add me on steam :)
Dumbest bitch I ever heard.
you need to listen to it all.
lets fuck her shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwLR1Nz39Gk
>>686339712
Unless you bought it. Like you said you were going to. But then justified it stupidly by saying "I'm too cheap", which is a lame as fuck excuse to get out of what you said.
>>686336732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
this guys better anyway
This is now a ylyl thread
>>686339741
No, I was playing offline with bots when I shot that gameplay. My Internet was down during one time and the other I wanted to get more practiced. I've only played it like 5 times.
>>686339520
I have 400k views from 2007, step up
>>686340042
Deleted go buy overwatch
Sandwich one made me hungry. I'm off now. Enjoy the YouTube life of not contributing to anything at all, like the rest of us.
>>686339741
yes
>>686340123
Good job but considering I just started posting last month, I'm happy with my numbers.
>>686339783
how?
>>686340123
My name is pewdiepie and I have around 40 milion subs and i got them all with my terible acting
>>686340268
I'm just doing this for fun. I wanna be a cyber security engineer.
>>686340373
Comment your Steam on one of my videos and I'll add you
>>686340527
k, i'll just send u a message D.
>>686340639
Trying this hard to get a girl on steam
>>686337134
>>686338207
Which is it faggot? Your channel is unexceptional and completely worthless. You've managed to do nothing millions of others haven't already done and have contributed nothing to society. You obviously DO care about the people telling you how unoriginal you are because you're attempting to rebut every comment made. Accept that nobody here cares and anybody who subscribed only did so because they found you mildly amusing and nothing more. Go actually do something notable.
>>686340804
yeah... i should go kill myself
>>686340995
true, also not very inspiring
>>686341065
>>686340995
I don't care for the insults unless it's constructive criticism. I'm doing YouTube for fun, not for fame. My videos are nothing great but I just started making them and I think they're okay atm. And I can refute people's statements without caring.
>>686341250
I can inspire people to commit suicide.
>>686341632
are you gonna show tits or what
>"just doing it for the fun, lels!"
>advertises channel on a vietmese rice growing forum
if you want marginally more traffic, just say so. The whole "hashtag humble brag" shit is incredibly obnoxious. Just say that you're advertising your channel and move on, acting like you're doing anything else is just insulting.
>>686341875
sounds autistic
>>686342134
agree fam
>>686342134
But I honestly just wanted to brag about my merch lol. I've advertised here before, I honestly wasn't advertising my channel atm. And yeah, I play ads because since I'm with my network I have to. And also, I need money for more games. I'm not making shit from ads atm so that's kinda irrelevant.
>>686342065
Pay me $100 USD in bitcoins and sure.
>>686341632
you dont need constructive criticismwith 500 subs you retard. Decide what you wanna do and do it. If it hits, it hits. If it doesnt, you still gonna go around and ask for constructive criticism because you dont know why people dont watch your boring whatever.
and why would you care about constructive criticism if you do videos for fun? So now you have to ask people what is fun for you or how you can make it even more fun for you?
fucking retards i tell ya
>>686342382
Why don't you brag on YouTube then. Somebody will care over there
>>686342382
>games
thats it. go to the minecraft/undertale crowd you degenerate.
>>686342382
I got 5.8k Subs, want a shoutout?
>>686342632
You can have fun and still receive constructive criticism. If someone tells me how to improve my video, I'm gonna do whatever they said. It's not that hard to process this shit. And I have viewers, thank you.
>>686342949
Sure, that'd be great! Thanks so much (:
>>686342953
>im gonna improve my fun because someone says so
Kill yourself on vid and i buy you 10k subs. Its gonna be fun right?
>>686342949
I'll let you fuck my ass fam for shoutout #nohomo
>>686343219
Do you know what constructive criticism is? That's a suggestion you just made, not constructive criticism.
>>686337664
>most views on a Leafy video
eh just another cancer channel that is gonna die in 1 month.
>>686343219
U butthurt?
>>686343642
I got those views because Whitney deleted that video.
>>686343698
He seems to be.
>>686343602
you should be very critical and constructevly kill yourself
>>686344044
Doesn't make it constructive criticism. Please know what something means before you run your mouth about it.
>>686336732
youre videos are shit, honestly. Your voice is shit and cracks like constantly. Pain to lissen to. Most of ur subs just wait for you to show them your vagina because #drama
>>686344331
plus she's completly fucking wrong in her video on deepweeb
>>686344239
i criticize you for you not killing yourself. Youtube would be better without you.
#KYS
>>686344331
I have a stutter and in my newest video I was sick which is why my voice cracked but I still wanted to put out a video.
>>686344457
How was I wrong?
>>686344630
>>686344630
let me explain it over a cup of tea
>>686344988
I use the deep web daily. Everything I said was accurate.
>>686345142
4chan is not the deep web
>>686337872
You have the same name as someone I know, doesn't seem to be you though... do you have a brother named Quinton?
>>686344630
>deepweeb is only accessible through tor
no, deepweb is EVERYTHING that is not accessible by a standard web search. This includes for example everything you need a logon to enter. My facebook is deepweeb, cuz u can't enter without some sort of login
>>686345142
using the deep web daily does not make u an expert...
>>686345355
And other browsers. Did you not hear me say that?
>>686345083
>>686345226
Did I say it was?
>>686344630
>Marianas trench is not a place with redrooms and stuff.
>noone, including the CIA and FBI have ever found a single snuff movie tape
>Tor and other external browser services doesn't make up 90% of the fucking web u n00b retard
>>686345355
thats not entirely right. deepweb is a name for networks that are not lister or not ,,normie''. your neighbour could make a deepweb with 1 pc. there are tons of networks that are only accesible with special ports and servers.
>>686345561
shut your gob, your retardness is killing me.
>>686345621
you sound like it you piece of shit
>>686345561
like typing at meek mill
>>686345778
2 men 1 hammer is a snuff film. Kys.
>>686345832
How do I sound like it? Did you even watch the video, you fucking child?
>>686336732
I am at 499 subs and I am getting agents emailing me to which I tell them to fuck off because I'm keeping my AUD$1.86/month revenue all to myself.
I just want VB to sponsor me and send me beers so i can get pissed and make worse content whilst drunk.
This thread is getting out of hand
>>686345832
Fucking how dense are you girl, i'm a writing my ph.d on communication software. when i and countless others tell u that u are wrong, it's because u are
>>686345900
umm no, it was fake kys
>>686346109
That's wasn't OP.
>>686346109
im a dude
>>686346238
fell for it
>>686346204
It wasn't a fucking fake are you kidding me? Why the fuck would the makers be arrested?
>>686345226
Haha, well #rekt anon, well #rekt
>>686346053
your shit voice makes it hard but i did. and kill yourself still
>>686346331
I work 4 the fbi i know my stuff, it's fake as fuck
Oh I remember OP
I subbed to her last time she made a thread
kys OP
>>686346470
Why were they arrested then? That doesn't make any sense.
>>686336732
>literally excited
oh wow, not even metaphorically excited about 500 subs?
fun fact, over 400,000 channels have more than 10k subs.
Anyway, 18+ boy.
>>686346573
I can't lower the price. I know it's fucking outrageous.
>>686346629
Where did u read they were arrested? buzzfeed?
>>686346573
kek lost it
>>686346687
I'm 18
>>686336732
how about being original and stop doing your personal blog and watchmojo deep web shit.
I knew this guys from /v/ for a long time. His vids are funny as fuck even when the genre trolling is dead.
Just try it
https://youtu.be/J76fYTtrwfk
>>686346738
No asshat, who the fuck reads Buzzfeed? And I don't remember, it was awhile ago.
>>686346089
>kek
If YouTube paid me in beer I'd have to start a channel
>>686346859
fuck off manlet
>>686346521
Aww thanks man
>>686346859
>funny as fuck
well that's an opinion
>>686346931
lol, so u read somewhere they were arrested but don't remember where? gtfo and kys
>>686346089
ozfag reporting in post channel faggot
also vb is fucking shut cunt drink a fosters
>>686347237
Sorry, I don't bookmark every article I read so I can cite it for some weeabo on 4Chan.
>>686345778
>>686345355
>>686345226
>>686346109
OP stopped replying #wrongwongwung
>>686347368
Then don't bring it up as an argument fucking pleb
>>686347368
and you better be fucking sorry, niggerfaggot
>>686347522
Look it up for yourself if you care so much,all I know is that awhile back I read that the 2 men were arrested for it.
>>686347595
Kys ugly twat
>>686347695
I have, on like 3 of my sceens, can't find a single reliable source
this piece of shit is on patreon? its just for fun. gib me moneys
also i pay 100€ and you have to insert a cucumber in your ass on skype
deal?
Great job. You'll be famous like me
>>686347758
I'm ugly yes, but i'm rich, so i just pay for pussy. win? definitely
>>686337777
Let me ride to the valhalla with your brother
>>686347881
There's a video of their court case as well I think.
>>686348225
You thinking isn't a reliable source. niggerfaggot
>>686347937
Yep, I need money for games and YouTube doesn't pay shit, therefore I have to get money from other sources.
>>686348374
I never linked that site twat.
>>686347988
is this a cringe thread ?
>>686347319
Nah VB is life. I'm pretty sure Fosters is rebranded as Crown lager in aus. I'm a shit cunt but me mum thinks I'm cool
>SucoVidya
>>686346948
If they paid me in beer.... You know what I'd do mate....
I'd open up a pub and buy peoples money with beer.
>Its fucking genious
>>686348545
Nope I have to buy games.
>>686348491
how about you go and get a job.
>>686348572
>Linking your thoughts
are... are you well... up there u know
>>686348633
yes. and checked
>>686348714
I have a job but I'm not spending my money on stuff needed to improve my video quality
>>686348888
thats why you whoring for money for gaems?
Like i said cucumber in ass and u get 100 € for 2-3 aaa. games
I'm done replying to this thread. This is boring now. If you have shit to say to me, comment it on my videos or message me.
>>686349092
good point
>>686349131
kys
>>686348888
Shut your whore mouth jessica, men are talking
>>686339976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI5ICZZVctQ
i couldnt imagine this guy famous he cant even talk to the camera
>>686349281
kamil you subhuman piece of shit, doesnt it get boring posting your videos on a shit imageboard? get a job like this whoring bitch with autims.
>>686349253
fuck this got me. perfect pic and short crispy text for this dumb bitch
>>686337664
you look like this girl i knew named corbin. she lusted for my cock. too bad i am gay hjaha
Man summer came early. You guys should have stopped responding until tits with timestamp were posted the second you found out she was an attention seeking whore
Is it hard to get exposure from these types of videos?
I might copy leafys style, seems like everybody has thousands of views from doing the same
>>686349253
kek
>>686350214
youre right. im sorry.
>>686350404
it is. yt is becoming a shithole full of kids talking over cs:go footage. Its this kind type of videos where you dont have to think. The kid has an opinion and you only listen. This shit creates braindead people.
lol you look like a punk-ass slut who is better than everyone else. You need some good hard cock in your life. Fucking attention whore. Good luck staying alive
>>686336904
/thread
this is cancer.
>>686350947
beyond
