Should I get the shark or the pony?
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Should I get the shark or the pony?
>>686311943
how bout getting some mental heelth, you freak
The fuck wrong wich you boy?
The pony of course.
>>686312046
What's wrong with masturbating? I think berating others signifies more of a mental health problem
>>686311943
I don't get what the fuck is wrong with just using your hand. Just jerk it, shoot somewhere, and maybe give your dick a little wipe and you're good. No extra maintanance required.
Anyways. Shark one. And get the Grey one with pink lips, it's the coolest.
Shark, I was never here....
>>686312236
your bestiality fantasy signifies the mental health problem, freak
>>686312543
Hands get boring, much like 4chin
Thx 4 input
The shark.
>obviously
Can't believe you even had to ask. Who doesn't wonder what it'd feel like to fuck a shark?!
>>686312786
You're just jealous of my security.
How's being the type who can never be alone?
>>686311943
Get. The. Husky. One.
Trust me
>>686313131
Seriously?? Everyone raves about that one. What do you like best about it?
>>686312046
>>686312105
>>686312543
newfags ITT
Been working about a year on starting an indie fantasy adult toy company. Work on the first penetrable starts in a month or two...
Is there anything cool not already on the market that people totally want?
>>686313131
Natascha the husky isn't that great, Hazel the werewolf is a really good replica of actual dog pussy though, it's awesome
>>686313243
What is this a fleshlight for ants?
>>686313497
I'm a newfag cause I'd rather jerk off with my hand instead of a shark fleshlight?
>>686311943
nah, you should get a life instead
>>686313758
You're a newfag for being this butthurt about it.
This is a shit thread, but par for the course and you should fucking know that by now, you useless cancer cell.
>>686313758
Yes you whiny bitch
>>686313840
Got a great one. And one of these toys is about to become a part of it
>>686311943
The only thing funnier than this statement is the fact that some poor cunt, probably in a shit hole third world country, Is making these things...what a job!!!
Anyone know which of those is tightest?
I've heard the dragon one is
>>686311943
>Shark
They look like tardigrades.
>>686313910
>>686313922
Being perplexed =/= buttmad
But whatever. Fuck you fags too.
>>686314393
Made in USA
Way to just spew bullshit without knowing anything
>>686314393
Uh.. They make these handmade right in the facility in America.
>>686314896
actually it does.
if you weren't so new, you'd know that by now too.
>>686313594
>Actual dog pussy
Care to justify your level of expertise, buddy?
My biggest question with these is who does the research to find out what these animals vaginas actually feel like?
...and how? Are there recordings of the research somewhere?
>for science of course
>>686315091
Yeah Yeah anon, cry me an angrily typed river.
>>686315233
>>686314896
Get the fuck out of my thread already!
>>686314916
>>686314940
Lol, didnt realise there were so many fleshlight fanboys!
>>686315233
>>686315189
Knowledge passed down from our ancestors
>>686313594
>actual dog pussy
listen to yourself, jesus christ dude
>>686315524
LOL no
>>686315530
Faggot. If you had no desire for them you wouldn't be in this thread.
>>686313594
This guy creeped me out too.
So I'm thinking of going with the shark guys.
Shark, shark is always good
>>686315530
Yeah I'm getting a couple giggles right now cause these guys are getting really buttmad that I even suggested using their hands instead of a fake animal pussy.
>>686315862
LOL LOL
>LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
>OMG ZOZZLE
>xD KEK OMG
just listen to yourself. its embarrassing.
>>686312046
>>686316140
>buttmad
>>686316140
>giggles
>faggot
>fuck you fags too
sure sounds like you're mad..
>>686315189
>Are there recordings of the research somewhere?
... Like there would not be.... Humans have been cutting & learning about animals for thousands of years..
How do you think vets get their information?
Neither faggot just use your hand
>>686311943
Neither get the Hera. Is a molded off the actual parts of a horse, has a penetrables ass or vag and is much tighter than the generic insides they stick in each of the bad dragon penetrables.
>>686313594
Hazel is 10/10 my nigga
>>686316442
By fucking the animals, I assume.
>who wouldn't?
>>686311943
The shark.
It's easier to fuck a real pony/dog/farm animal of your choice, than it is to fuck a real shark.
Unless by pony you meant massive horse cock, because then you must pick that one.
So.. Is their some which is very tigth.. Not saying i got a small dick!.. CUZ is not!.. just like it tigth.
>>686316214
>>686316311
>>686316341
I don't get your guys problem. They're just pretend animal vaginas.
>>686317051
Nobody asked about your shrimp dick, faggot
>>686311943
Just buy whichever one comes with a free Exit Bag.
>>686313535
Airplanes.
>>686311943
I have Janine the Dragoness and love it. I've been debating the same question for my next one. On one hand, the shark looks tight and smooth, but the pony looks like it has a nice texture. Also the pony has unfortunate coloring options that linked it to MLP so I don't think I could use it without mind bleach and a custom color scheme.
>>686316510
Generic insides? Have you even looked at their site? Each one has it's own unique texture.
>>686317731
(You) incoming.
The double standards in this thread are too much.
A girl owns a plastic dick and nobody cares. A dude gets a fleshlight and everyone flips the fuck out.
>>686318416
Only one cunt was flipping out and he left. Hopefully.
>>686311943
A girlfriend
>>686312131
this
>>686319000
Nice trips.
Recommended alongside hazel. Sandwich yourself between them both.
>>686315862
Is it ok to order this stuff in uk?
>>686320020
yes. uk fag here, have 2 chances i ordered (they come from arizona, usa)
be prepared for a hefty import tax
my XL chance cost £52 import (+£180ish for the thing itself) and my medium chance was like £32 import and i cant remember the cost of the toy itself
>>686320329
>(+£180ish for the thing itself)
meant to say that was 180 for the toy+shipping
>>686320020
Would the UK even have laws like that? It seems like such an American thing to do. You can't order dildos in Texas, for example. You have to refer to them as "personal massagers", like "water pipes" instead of bongs in head shops.
>>686320020
Might get fucked over by customs, but otherwise completely fine.
>>686313594
>actual dog pussy
All the guys on my teamspeak said a pony one 100%
>>686320542
You never tasted the real thing? C'mon anon.
you mean the music bot which is the only person that talks to you
>>686320329
Pretty expensive but i was expecting that with the kind of quality they provide, i was more concerned about stuff like what >>686320472 posted.
I've been keeping my eye out for a decent flop but i really want one with a cutube + suction cup so i might just have to shell out full price.
>>686320942
i know 2 examples is hardly much to go on but customs dont give a fuck
they list the item as a silicone sculpture. tax gets paid. no fuss really
>>686320844
>tasted
>>686321257
Not the anon you're responding to, but dog pussy tastes magnificent.
>>686321257
>>686321418
This man knows.
>>686321418
...like what?
>>686321159
Cool, i wasn't all that worried because a few people in my family have ordered drugs or sent them but i just wanted to know for sure.
What's the chance like? Tips on firmness would help too but if you can't be bothered it's no problem.
>>686321834
Ambrosia.
Stop wanting to rape animals and use your hand.
>>686321834
Don't remember, it's been a long time since I've tasted it. It doesn't have much of a taste really. I just remember that it's absolutely blissful. Then again, I'm a hardcore zoophile, so I may be biased.
>>686322044
This.
>>686322124
So theres nothing you could compare it to, like...i dont know eggs or something?
>>686322361
Not really. I've never taste a human girl before, so I can't compare to that.
>>686322124
>>686322483
>>686322124
Nothing like having your nose buried in fur or up against her ass and having your tongue flick around or even inside.
Absolutely nothing better.
>>686321979
the import cost almost got me caught with my family. my medium i ordered via UPS and they demanded the money up front so i had to explain away why i paid a delivery guy 30 odd quid
my XL i ordered via fedex and they send you a bill at a later date
theyre great. amazing quality as youd expect. solid but you can squeeze it to help with entry if needed.
firmness depends. what are you going for?
both of mine are mediums (5 firmness). its perfect for the medium but too floppy for my XL so it just topples over and is a pain to get in sometimes. but having said that i really had rigid dildos in my arse and the fuss getting the XL in goes away once your body is there for support. happy to answer anything else
>>686322581
Don't fucking judge me. I don't like human girls, they're stupid and gross.
>>686322700
God yes. I miss eating out my girl.
>>686322771
>really had
really hate
>>686322929
Why the fuck are you even in this thread?
>>686322800
I once had it to a point where I'd nudged my face up between her rump and a cushion in the couch. Such an easy, yet wonderfully glorious way to lose track of time.
Honestly, wish I could train a girl to sit on my face.
>>686323246
I'm sure you could. I don't know how, but I'm sure it's possible.
>>686321834
Metallic like blood
>>686322771
That's pretty much all i need to know.
I guess i'll go for as firm as i can because i don't like floppy dildos unless it's a double ender.
My family doesn't give a fuck about what i order, they ask and shit but i just shrug it off. Ain't none of their business.
>>686313083
Nobodies jealous of anybody. Talking about security makes you the only one concerned with security. I hate you fucking freaks that have to point out security every time sexual preference is brought up
>>686323679
how counter-intuitive.
I guess i assumed it'd taste like imitation meat flavor, from the dog food i guess...
>>686323975
>i hate you fucking freaks that have to point out security every time
>because it reminds me of what i lack
should be comfortable in your own skin, faggot. shockingly, thats not our problem.
>>686323975
Why do you feel the need to discriminate unless you feel insecure?
>>686313594
>>686324633
Didn't discriminate, just stated the fact that "freaks" always have to point out security. I've been molested by a grown ass man, turned around and had an intimate relationship with a smoking hot chick. I know how secure I am
>>686325247
>felt the need to prove himself this badly
>secure
sure thing, sport.
>>686325224
>Implying thats cap worthy
Smells like summer
>>686325224
>being this new
>>686312046
how about getting some basic education, you twat
>>686325247
Yeah you did buddy, right here >>686312786 and here >>686312046
>I've been molested by a grown ass man, turned around and had an intimate relationship with a smoking hot chick.
I literally do not give a fuck what you've been through and it doesn't impress me even if it were true. Take it to the feels thread or mind your own fucking business.
You're not a psychologist and your standard for mental health exists only within your own subjective perspective and is not a scientifically acknowledged reference for comparison.
I am mentally unhealthy, but my fetishes and sexual perversions have nothing to do with it.
>>686311943
GET DA SHAK! Grey an pink one at that...
>>686326577
I wanna fuck the bunny
>>686327150
Same
>>686314544
No no, dude. Avoid night prowl. Has some weird shit inside it that is supposed to make it feel like penetration, but is too hard and bends your dick
>>686325224
>mobile
kys pls
