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No rekt thread? Rekt thread.
>>686288876
no buttfuck ur mom in blood retard? go buttfuck ur mom in blood retard
>>686289154
lol
>>686289875
why is it always the chinese who die to being stupid with elevators?
>>686290202
to be fair they are a pretty hard concept to grasp
>>686290234
fuuuuuhck
>>686290234
Oh shit
bump niggas
>>686290495
>>686290583
Pretty nice huh?
>>686289875
Always gotta be karateying shit
I rekt boxxees face last night
>>686290234
Stephen King's - The Mangler
chinese girls are so fucking stupid
fuck china and their shitty so call homes
>>686290234
This is and always will be my alltime favourite, I wish it was in better quality.
>>686290202
It's cool, there was a pool of water that got edited out.
>>686293053
Fake and gay
>>686293490
Spiiiiiin!
>>686293532
Really? How can you tell?
>>686292445
That's one rekt bitch alright
>>686290234
Did the hat die?
>>686293490
he got the pole position
>>686293687
Because the body was still moving and so was the head. This is clearly cgi you stupid faggot
>>686293935
Are you sure that's not just what happens?
>>686293490
GTA VI is looking good.
>>686294176
Fuck I am happy I live in a 1st world country.
>>686294016
You must be a fucking moron. My dad goes turkey hunting all the time, I showed him and even he said this is fake.
Stupid idiot
>>686294176
WHAT?
>>686294176
What kind of sick fuck uses a sex toy line that and where can I buy one?
>>686294176
How is that even possible? i dont get how that woman ate a kid with her pussy
>>686290202
Americans fuck with elevator doors as well, but they can see that there is no elevator behind them, unlike gooks.
>>686294348
I don't know man, looks pretty real to me...
>>686294522
Fuck you bitch, if you call my dad a liar I'll fucking hunt you down and kill you fucking bitch
>>686294176
that's a nice pussy, I can see how it lead to this
>>686294779
Well maybe we just need another expert opinion :)
Can any kind anon tell us if a turkey's body AND head both keep moving for a few seconds after decapitation?
>>686294473
Took me a minute to figure it out but well done
>>686290234
what is this machine?
>>686295193
Either making or printing paper (newspaper or similar)
>>686295193
Looks like some sort of printer
>>686295251
>pouring all that disgusting empty calories away
good
>>686295251
Monster..
>>686295399
checked
>>686295478
>empty calories
might be time to google 'milk' matey
>>686295489
This is to much for /b/
>>686295571
all pictures feature a white liquid
that webm has no such thing
>>686295489
jesus christ
>>686295251
What the fuck, man?
>>686295399
This looks like she's hamming it up a bit, he pushed her down, but it didn't seem hard enough to just knock her out like that, it seems like her shoulder/elbow hits the ground first and if she were really "out" she'd have stayed flat on her back, and not rolled to the side - this looks like playin' possum to me, hamming it up
Anyone got the video of the blakc guy grabbing the black women by the legs swiing her around then dropping her ass to the ground?
>>686290234
Holly Shiiieet dude,that was a new winner for me, shitty way to go.
>>686294989
Livehang here. In case you don't know what that means, I hang live chickens and occasionally turkeys up on a rotating line by their feet. Due to the fact that these birds are constantly pecking and clawing and shitting and pissing, we tend to snap a few necks throughout the day. Usually just bc we are agitated that they are fighting so hard for their life. Anyways, the turkeys head, also chickens btw, does not move after you cut their head off. Or if you break their neck. The body on the other hand will go berserk for a few seconds. We once had a turkey run around headless for like 30 seconds.
>>686295854
Story? looks like a mob hit
>>686294176
can anyone explain this? what the fuck is going on?
>>686295854
What exactly happened here?
post some gifs im on mobile and cant see webm
>>686296024
Russian swat in the gear I think, don't know much more
>>686296017
So that webm with the head still moving is definitely fake? It couldn't be nerves firing or something?
>>686295005
Idiot there's not even bait on those hooks. I should know, my dad takes me fishing all the time
>>686295489
my god the thing mauled her and the camera guy just kept filming. wtf
>>686296211
Lol you stupid fuck. Once the head is gone everything stops. Where do you think the brain is? Dipshit
>>686290234
Stop the press!
>>686296302
reno air races a few years back. i was supposed to go that year but ended up having to work. kinda thankful
>>686296017
I just saw the gif you were talking about. That is possible. The head doing that. It's an involuntary response. I kind of came in on the wrong part of yalls argument. Had no clue what you meant by the head moving. It's just like when a human gets their head cut off. Their mouth will still move, eyes will still blink, stuff like that for a span of a few seconds.
>>686295478
Go be a health fag somewhere else, nigger
>>686296376
Okay okay :(
it just seemed the brain was still in the head :(
>>686296424
fucking niggers
>>686295330
Beautiful
>>686296376
Another often-told tale of demonstrated consciousness following beheading dates to 1905. French physician Dr. Gabriel Beaurieux witnessed the beheading of a man named Languille. He wrote that immediately afterward, "the eyelids and lips ... worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds." Dr. Beaurieux called out his name and said that Languille's eyelids "slowly lifted up, without any spasmodic contraction" and that "his pupils focused themselves" [source: Kershaw]. This happened a second time, but the third time Beaurieux spoke, he got no response.
>>686290234
This guy was all over the newspaper
>>686296211
It's not fake. I'm high. For some reason I thought you meant like the neck wiggling around. The head will do that for a few seconds.
>>686296376
>Once the head is gone everything stops
How are you this retarded? Have you never seen a chicken get its head cut off? They go crazy for about a minute.
>>686296526
I FUCKING KNEW IT :D
>>686296066
It's an abortion, retard
>>686295399
She should play soccer with that kinda acting
>>686296066
Baby coming out backwards, it happened to me and my mum had to have a c section because it would put mine and her life in danger. The vagina closed after the shoulders got through it didn't open again for the head
>>686296017
Lol fucking idiot troll. I know for a FACT what you're saying is a lie. My dad is a fucking TURKEY HUNTER and hangs turkeys all the time and breaks their necks too
>>686296376
calling one a "stupid fuck" when you didn't take biology 101. top fucking kek, eyelids contractions and regular mouth movements happens after a very quick decapitation. not for long, but it's common. refrain yourself from calling names when you have zero clue of what you're talking about.
>>686295489
Nigga that's kawaii!
>>686296575
You are right the other idiot is wrong. Hurry durrr my dad goes hunting. Like I said. I'm high as fuck right now and misinterpreted what was asked. The head moves. End of story. I know bc I have to kill 28 birds a minute for 8-10 hrs a day. I've killed more turkeys than that retards entire inbred generation can dream of coming close to. And that's in a couple fucking hours.
>>686296841
what is this from?
>>686296841
KEK fucking japanese propaganda bullshit
>>686297064
didn't know zangief comes in nigger shade too.
do anyone have mudslimes crushed by collaped building or what ever webm ?
>>686296017
no this happens, its a clean cut, the heads still alive for seconds after, it happens in humans, i cant remember the name of the guy who did the study but it was back when france had the guillotine and he had heads respond to their names finger snaps and the eyes would follow
>>686290234
why would he be touching it at all? Did he not know it was on? Did he have deathwish? Like WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR HAND THERE?!
>>686288876
>Made in China
>>686296156
>on mobile
>can't see webm
Nigga its 2016 google it and fucking find out how
>>686296325
Take another look at this one.
The driver just slides out of the way like a boss.
>>686296364
asshole kid deserved it. Sadly the cat probably got put down
>>686296841
Bare foot gen aka the only anime I like
>>686297251
I know it does. Go back. I corrected myself. You'll see my excuse as to why I'm not using too much of my brain at the moment.
>>686297319
I know, I just like posting it.
This one doesn't, though...
>>686297169
How is this propaganda?
>>686297254
fucking brutal
>>686297148
Barefoot Gen. Classic
>>686297092
i can testify as being pigeon hitler for a few days, animals can move without their head, especially clean cuts or quick decapitation: proof, all these dead pigeons
>>686295854
Staged police force. Baited criminals.
Requesting the video of the alpha girl fighting the beta guy at a house party
>>686296526
>>686296575
>>686296697
>>686296767
Fucking trolls. You faggots obviously don't know SHIT about SHIT. Idiots like you should be castrated. And guess what? I know all about that too so don't even try to talk shit you fucking bitches
>>686297014
Of anyone is being a troll it's you. I hang 28 birds a minute. All day. That's on bird every 2 seconds. I kill more turkeys in an hour than your stupid fuck dad will ever be able to touch in his lifetime.
>>686297556
thanks!
>>686290234
Heard about this one, guy was all over the papers
>>686297092
28 birds a minuet? By hand? or do you have some machines? If it's by hand I don't know how I could chop that fast.
>>686296841
sauce?
>>686297581
Nikes ake niggers faster, not smarter.
>>686295854
>>686296024
>>686296102
Blackmailing is a huge thing in Russia, rich mafia guys send some poor idiots to shop owners for example, to break their fingers or threaten them in some other way.
So these 2 thugs visit some blackmailing victim at home to threaten him, but Russian police is already waiting and doing what Russian cops do: shooting without a warning and beating people up after that.
If i was one of those 2 idiots, i'd prefer to get shot. Russian prison is hell, and blackmailing/armed robbery gets you a life sentence.
>>686297685
Fuck you bitch he hangs 35 a minute.
>>686297667
You seem upset, is it because you were off by one?
>>686297591
How did you get all the pigeons to vote for your national socialistic political party
>>686297254
HOLY SHIT THAT POOR WOMAN.
>>686296421
Forty keks
>>686297667
Confirmed for troll.
>I know all about castration so don't even ask.
>bc he already has no balls
>>686297773
thats not blood, what is it?
>>686297900
>kek
calm down edge lord
>>686297064
Fucking niggers.
"I better try and kill this guy over a simple school fight"
Disgusting sub-humans!
>>686295489
I wish a girl would hug me like that...
This is why i am other kin. She would love me if i was panther.
>>686298023
I think the bug is spitting that up
>>686298023
vomit
>>686296714
Underrated
>>686298023
A large insect.
>>686298046
>people standing on him
kek
>>686296066
doc cuts the fuck out of the baby's head, probably because it was still born, to save the mothers life
still brutal hacking though
>>686298023
Cum
>>686297850
blackmailing? you sure you're using that word correctly?
>>686297918
no no no i wasnt hitler for the pigeons i was hitler tooo the pigeons, those damn greedy shits, nothing but god damn vermin that needed to be erased, after we killed them all, which we had 2,700 pigeons that day, they were thrown into a gut pile instead of turned into mulch like i suggested
>>686297916
>my sides
I love the delay
My finger after the nail got ripped out
>>686298096
>edge lord
doesnt even know what it means.
>>686297965
Are those Jew's?
>>686298181
kek
>>686296841
holy shit where is this from it's beautiful
>>686295942
Here you go my friend
>>686298453
Boku no Pico
>>686298453
Read the thread, dumbshit.
>>686294334
>Fuck I am happy I live in a 1st world country.
Liberals want that here too
>>686298046
stop drop and roll idiot. Rip your burning clothes off. jesus he's casually walking on fire. is he laughing too? How drunk was that moron.
>>686296450
holy fuck lost
>>686298591
"I'm not on fire, you're on fire!"
>>686297783
It's by hand. They give you a month to work up to that speed but that is the minimum amount that you need to hang to make rate. Our supervisors will come down every other hour with stop watches and time us. As for the cutting part. That's right after we hang them. They go about twenty feet down the line where there's pretty much two circular saws. That their heads are guided in between. Makes a clean cut. Of course, just in case one doesn't make it in there right you have the backup kill guy with a knife to slit their throat. Used to be me and 3 other guys with knives and we would cut the neck of every 4th bird. Next guy would do the same. But, machinery replaced us.
>>686298591
God you're an idiot. He probably doesn't even know what planet he's on, he's probably half dead and in a state of shock
>>686298071
there's a move I've never seen before. What do you even call that?
>>686288876
the stairs have claimed her
>>686294473
You are a fucking spastic, get the fuck off the computer.
>>686296841
They deserve it. :^)
>>686298511
>paying to have your dick mutilated
>>686298729
spinning back fist, done incorrectly but efficiently
>>686298346
he used it correctly.
>>686297667
12 year old nigger
anyone has the one with this guy who shoots himself in the head at a store, and it kinda looks like a horrible slapstick comedy?
>>686297591
Was this in Australia?
>>686293935
You've never chopped a head of a chicken before have you? you city pleb.
After you chop off the head, their bodies run around for up to 2 minutes.
>>686296839
*"Men at work - Down under" starts playing*
>>686298815
yeah i wonder about the psychology of that. They must be rapists or something that can't stand the guilt and seek to punish themselves for their crimes. Or maybe rape victims that can't stand having any sexual control.
Maybe even just guys from really christian families that just have major guilt about jerking off. I'd like to hear from a psychologist fag if there's one here to help me understand this.
>>686294176
it's an abortion you idiots
>>686299060
>falling for the b8 this hard.
>>686296302
>no explosions
SEE THAT MURICANS
NO EXPLOSION
LEARN YOUR SHIT
>>686297850
>>686298302
No. What i mean is extortion, had to look it up again.
>>686296852
Thats' the guy who ended up paralyzed right?
>>686299060
Nice bait my friend. I've cut off countless chicken's heads and never once has that occurred.
>>686298969
>waits until he completely fucks up to go chase him
>>686299030
cloooose, the australia of america, alabama, on a super expensive hunting resort, we were doing work for them and somehow our job of clearing the place to make it look like a park turned into a week of slaying pigeons by the thousand for a 16000 entry shooting tourney
>>686296424
Dang nature, yous scary
>>686297501
What happened?
>>686298408
Piranhas probably
>>686298680
final destination, you cant escape your own death
>>686294348
You must be the dumbest person on the planet, and your dad too. Or you are the best troll. KYS FAGGOT.
>>686299241
SPINAL
>>686299584
nerve gas?
>>686296714
this. i love this. you deserve a high five.
>>686294473
is this a trend now or something?
>>686299645
it's all the same girl
>>686298121
same here bro
same here
>>686298961
reported
>>686298934
Full contact bowling
>>686298729
Nigger killer secret attack
>>686298023
Judging by how large the person looks, I would guess teriyaki sauce.
