YOU SHOULD OF NEVER COME HERE
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YOU SHOULD OF NEVER COME HERE
>>686235586
I'LL END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!
>>686235586
>I'LL MOUNT ON MY WALL YOUR HEAD
>>686235586
>>686235586
That the BEST YOU GOT???
Do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying? Of course you don't.
>>686235586
>> should of
>> of
Learn how to write you retard
>>686236148
lol
>>686235586
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
>>686236280
So you can cast a few spellchecks. Am I supposed to be impressed?
these are especially funny to me because i just got back in to skyrim modding again xD
>>686236544
Yes
>>686236544
kek
>>686235586
THERE YOU ARE
YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG CAT
I SUBMIT
UNNNGHHHHH
>>686236359
I mostly deal in petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been a while since we had a good bandit raid.
Hawhaaw. Indeed, this thread tickles my fancy.
>>686236280
This guy gets it
You should never had stayed here
>>686236350
under rated.
>>686237454
>>686235586
>be me
>bandit in skyrim
>we ambush another caravan, kill everyone but the children
>back at lair counting loot
>sitting around fire eating cooked skeaver, talking about random shit
>"so hey guys, how come we never kill the children?"
>everyone is silent
>no one talks to me, at all, for the entire night
>few days later we are on a raid
>another caravan, easily done
>they have a kid
>we kill his parents, other bandits acting like he's not there
>decide to put him out of his misery
>shoot him with my bow
>arrow literally fucking disappears
>chief runs up to me and yells "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
>before i can even react the kid runs up and starts punching him
>other bandits run over, start attacking the kid
>not even any wounds appearing on him
>he kills the chief with his bare hands
>we can't even damage him
>everyone just runs away
>get back to the lair, 4 missing
>"are we okay, what the fuck happened?"
>no one says anything
>hear distant child laughter
>mfw
>>686236929
what the fuck tho he could have talked to her..
>>686235586
>OF
>>686238073
YOU OF NEVER SHOULD HERE COME
>>686238012
>6'2 blonde bitch with the body frame of the incredible hulk
>best infiltrator of anything
yeah right
>>686235586
>should of
I have you so fucking much.
>>686236148
lmao
Some of you are alright, don't come here ever.
YULL BE A LOT EASIER TA LOOT WHEN YER DEAD
Degenerates like you belong on the cross
>>686236929
>>686237454
>>686237613
Am I the only one who always pickpockets all his shit?
>nigger sleeps in the drunken huntsman
>pickpocket all his valuable shit
>"do you get to the cloud district often?"
>"no bitch but I stole all your shit nigga and I fucked your bitch nigga"
>garnets in my bag, and I'm sippin on Sujama nigga
>Ahlam in the room, and yo bitch started suckin
>gold ingot shinin, fuck her sister, and her cousin
>>686239223
I just walk up to him and kill him with a steel battleaxe. why nigger the nigger when you can just police brutality him?
>>686239424
>STOP RIGHT THERE REDGUARD SCUM!!!
>I didn't do nuffin
>BREAK THE LAW ON MY WATCH WILL YOU
Blood and silver friend, blood and silver
YA LIKE THE SITE OF UR OWN BLAAD!?!
>>686235586
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU
BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
>>686239715
fuck yeah, new vegas up in this bitch
>>686239539
>>686236544
Nice
>>686239223
i used to do something similar with heimskr
>be relatively new to the game
>decide to make a vampire character
>really getting into the experience, having to drink the blood of the living in order to stave off weakness
>i even had a main bitch i siphoned from
>every day. every fucking day that noisy priest rambled on about talos and those damn dirty imperials
>would literally just sit and watch him during his last hour or so of his sermon
>he heads home to go to bed
>sit outside the door for like 20 minutes waiting for him to fall asleep
>sneak in to drink his blood and steal various items
>the next day just sit and listen to his sermon with the rest of whiterun
>giggle with the knowlege that heimskr is my bitch
>and he doesnt even know
>>686239715
wrong timeline
>>686239959
kek
YOU WILL LET ME PASS OR I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!
>>686236350
Nigga, that's a Whiterun Guard.
>>686239715
Patrolling /b/ almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
>>686235586
Trump is like Ulfric stormcloak. He wants to make skyrim great again, and blames everyone else. He can really throw his weight around too, and he has the power to take down politicians in areas where it doesn't really matter, like how ulfric killed High King Torygg to prove that he was weak, even though he was shown to be a decent leader.
General Tulius is like Barack Obama. He knows almost nothing about the people he is fighting, but he's good at what he does. We love to like him, but we want to hate him because deep down we know he's trash, just charismatic trash.
Hillary is like Ambassador Elenwen from the Thalmor. She likes to appear nice and good, buys out the powerful people in skyrim, and generally appears a good person, but you just know she's been up to some shady shit, especially when you take a walk into the basement.
>>686239959
I do that too, only differnce is I have a mod which turns him into a feminist.
>>686240581
do we have a dragon born equivalent?
>>686240620
that sounds
fucking amazing
>>686240715
its not that good it just has him saying emma watsons speech at the UN
>>686240551
ANOTHER KILL TO MY NAME
>>686240715
www nexusmods com/skyrim/mods/71396/?
>>686240700
Bill o reilly
>>686240700
that'll be me the might ben cars.....
>>686240700
You are you drcide who wins in the end an can potentially kill them anon.
>>686240551
I'LL WEAR YOUR GUTS AROUND MY NECK!
>>686239223
tybg
>>686241241
like dwarves, female giants also have beards
>>686240958
this is the nicest thing anyone on 4chan has ever done for me
>>686235586
YOU PICKED A BAD TIME TO GET LOST FRIEND
>>686241241
right here
>>686236544
Topest Kek
>>686237683
Kek
>>686240700
dragon born is anon, can be all powerfull and make a diffrence in the world, but insted prefers to put baskets on peopels heads and fap to dragons
>>686240581
Any chance Trump can shout Hillary apart. I'd love to see her old shoe leather face leave her head.
>>686240966
Gold. Also checkem
>>686237889
Clearly a bullshit story mate
>>686241241
>they're
Hate you so much I'm shaking.
>>686239789
You fucked up
