Food gone wrong
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Food gone wrong
what we eat here in egypt m8
>>686214174
this cannot be real .
o wait .......
>>686213732
I ate squorpion once.
It was actually pretty good.
Has anybody ever tried a hamburger patty on biscuit buns topped with Mashed Potatoes/gravy?
>>686213732
I didnt realize that a scorpions nest looked so much like pizza.
>>686214783
I think Cheetos got some flack because they could not prove that there was no shell fish in the final product so Frito-Lay had to remove the kosher symbol from packages, but that could all be internet bullshit.
>>686213732
h'want
>>686215463
didn't this bird die?
>>686214174
Thems is fucking shiners. That's fucking bait.
>>686214845
How crunchy was it?
>>686214474
lol!!
>>686215706
idk maybe
>>686214783
>2600 calories from a single drink
>literally the entire daily allowance
is this why americans are obese
This thread is gr9
Reminds me of when /b/ was good
>inb4: /b/ WAS NEVAR GOOOOD
>>686213732
This makes me wanna cut my wrists and bleed out
I fucking hate you OP
>>686215806
About as crunchy as a pretzel stick
>>686215917
>fat people all over the world
shut the fuck up. the whole world sucks and you're probably fat too. go die
>>686215134
Made me want to vomit.
>>686215706
no you dumbfuck its fake
>>686216541
jesus christ, how disgusting.
>>686215917
>daily allowance
>ALLOWANCE
Sounds like some concentration camp shit!
Ain't no one gon tell me how much I'm ALLOWED
MUH FREEDOMS
>>686216580
how so?
>>686215996
Agreed, I haven't really made threads in the last few years because the only thing that takes off is something to do with porn, aka pics you are supposed to share, traps, wincest, you know the drill.
>>686216254
fat murican found
>>686217222
yurocucks are only allowed to eat mohammed's semen
>>686213732
>stingers are off
dont be a pussy take a bite
>>686213732
ayy, OP saved my pic.
>>686215917
and look the other numbers: 208% total fat, 295% saturated fat, 111% total carbohydrates... wtf!?
I remember when that one anon posted this
>>686217281
the bird is cgi animated
>>686217395
I saw that but you know if they were still on and it hit your throat just right it would slice it all the way down, don't feel like dying by a scorpion
>>686213732
I would still eat it. Scorpions are good!
>>686217462
I tried this the first time I saw it, it's not terrible, but wouldn't recommend it.
>>686215422
This makes me rage
>>686217427
I'd eat it.
>>686216780
seriously tho.. like what the fuck was the point
>>686217427
How does that even look bad?
Oh wait this is bait isn't it
>>686214474
>unappreciated post is unappreciated
>>686217726
>>686217854
>>686217792
I make you cringe I suppose, I thought it was actual food or something at first...
>>686217957
Yeah what's wrong with it?
>>686217792
I am not sure, but i didn't expect that to happen.
>>686218033
Me too. That was not food at all. xD
>>686218119
Nothing, I just like sharing Asian food.
>>686218435
reminds me of this
>>686218913
>'Murica getting out-'Murica'd again.
>>686217462
how did they even come up with that combination?
>>686217462
Microsoft keyboards are so bad?
>>686215917
daily allowance for moderately active man
>>686215706
gore bread
>>686215771
this is why I close the lid. but my cat still gets on the pizza box and crushes it
>>686215368
There is no kosher symbol on cheetos because the enzymes they use is derived from pork.
>>686221117
I'd try it
>>686216254
retard logic detected
>>686221117
that is fucking nasty
>>686221117
That's fucking disgusting.
>>686221117
we should've dropped three on these nips
>>686214829
with niggers, anythings real.
>>686222081
unless they piss up there and even if they did, there really isn't anything wrong with this picture
>>686215492
oh boy
>>686215081
why does she have the ten commandment tablets on her thighs
>>686213732
snip snap doggo pizza
>>686215227
i always loved that fucking gif gets me evry time
yeah it's like seven bags...
>>686214783
This has to be fake
>>686214474
>mfw playing dota 2 right now
>>686223350
god has abandoned us
>>686223350
I didn't ask for this
>>686222765
dang that sucks
>>686223350
I'm out of this bread fuck that shit
>>686215771
>pineapple
it was already bad from the beginning anon
Quick scope with this guy all day
>>686223892
what is that even
>>686224570
chicken, gravy, white rice. id eat it tbh
>>686224773
that can't be gravy. its fucking green.
>>686215709
I disagree, I think they are feeder goldfish. Shiners are long and skinny with silver sides, sometimes a little red or bluish stripe, not orange.
Bumping come on people!
>>686217462
is that gyro meat?
>>686223350
No words
>>686225046
its brown? she probably cooked the gravy in the same oil she fried the chicken.
>>686225986
is she kidding me?
Do what now?
>>686223350
for why
>>686214783
>Saturated Fat 295%
>295%
>295
can someone explain why the fuck it isnt 100% instead of fucking 295, i mean, if its the majority why not label it near 100%. am i retard for not understand that?
>>686226046
its green-ish
to make gravy you add water and flour to the left in the pan. if she added flour to the oil from the fried chicken then that is gross as fuck and not gravy.
>>686226227
>>686225986
his name is DeShawn
>>686217342
not even, but there are fat ppl all over the world you eurotrash fuckwit. you enjoying your muslim assimilation?
>>686226399
Because it's 3 times the daily allowance...?
>>686226623
nigger dats a vagina, boys have a penis girls have a vagina
>>686226399
you are retarded. 100% would be the most a person should have in one day. 295 means it almost triple what a person should consume in one day.
>>686226399
295% of the recommended daily allowance based on the average human
>>686226484
>water
>in gravy
>>686226989
one day you might get it
I have no fucking idea why this is saved on my phone but whatever.
>>686223350
wtf!
captcha was select all images with soup.
>>686227416
Fashion bruh.
>>686227225
>skim off some fat
>pour in some water
>heat
>scrape stuff off bottom of pan
>salt and pepper
>add some flour mixed with a little water
>bring to just under a boil
>done
how do you do it?
>>686227416
I know why I saved this though
>>686227278
i get it she birthed a nigger named deshawn, but really how does she shit that much? also thats offensive im sensitive to racial jokes, never would have expected that on /b/ frankly im disappointed
>>686227569
broth, or milk/cream depending on the gravy, never just plain water.
>>686222557
ok faggot go back to eating your Cheetos in the dungeon
>>686224460
This pisses me off, who would put seeds on a hotdog buns, and who the hell sporterizes a classic?
>>686227843
i don't usually have broth and I don't like it with milk or cream, i think it loses the meat flavor. i don't add a lot of water, I don't need a ton of gravy. i probably end up with less than 1/2 a cup.
>>686228675
should just get some broth if you know youre going to be making gravy.
>>686228940
you do realize beef broth is just the stuff on the bottom of the pan + water. then you add flour and make it gravy.
your broth has a lot more water in it
>>686228675
>>686228940
but anyway chick probably just added flour to the oil in the pan and then added brother or something to make the gravy, its just brown gravy under a shitty light
>>686225824
yep.....oriental pee pee.........
>>686229223
beef broth is shit thats been boiled for awhile, the juices left over from cooking beef and then adding water does not equal beef broth.
>>686213732
if this is real id eat it
this
https://youtu.be/Fu7O1UZwkSk
>>686228163
Except that's not a hotdog bun.
>>686215422
ouch
>>686229543
you're still adding more water. it's really basically the same thing, you just make a bigger batch your way and mine is more concentrated.
>>686230099
whatever works for you, as long as it tastes good. its not like once you open a carton of beef broth you have to use the whole thing.
>>686214783
Holy shit 200+ grams of sugar per serving.
This kills the americants
>>686228011
ha ha buttblasted chump!!!!!!!!!!!
>>686230380
>that filename
>>686215422
why?
>>686224182
It was pussy enough without the cat
>>686215134
I'd totally put a small slice of that in a sandwich.
>>686227416
I have no idea why I just saved it to my phone but I did.
>>686228422
Lol sauce?
>>686229868
Rage ensues
>>686226824
nailed it
>>686232926
Shimoneta
>>686213732
That is some dangerous Cheese Pizza!
>>686213732
I don't see anything wrong with this pizza.
>>686235050
so cruel i hate gooks
>>686213732
Still a better topping than pineapple.
>>686215634
Would still watch it.
>>686215134
That's fucking genius.
>>686235050
Kek
>>686235050
So they skin it and then slowly cook it alive.
Skinless. On the grill. With no skin.
Nice people.
>>686235240
It's not actually alive retard
>>686215042
No, but future me has
>>686235715
thank god just the reaction i guess can you excplain plox anon for science
>>686215771
Bro...the cats face
>>686235050
head chopped off?
>>686235800
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>686215374
Is this a YLYL thread?
>>686216541
made me gag/10
>>686223350
Im afraid to watch
>>686235240
And I hate ignorant fucks like you.
>>686215422
Whoever did this doesnt deserve to eat ever again.
Cheese Please
sjws eat a lot of cake
>>686236247
Even if it could donate blood, I would imagine whoever gets the units suddenly comes down with a light case of diabetus and heart disease.
>>686235642
You guys do realize how the entire fishing industry works?
Catch masses of fish, let them slowly die over days out of water sometimes processing them alive when they fillet them they throw their breathing living skeletons into the trash or find somewhere to dump them...
>>686236455
That person's face is more disgusting than the food.
>plebs with facial piercings
Fucking barf.
>>686214783
does it cost about tree fiddy?
>>686236580
>>686236455
I'm fatty-junk-food-kin.
You are eating my family.
You cannot call yourself a feminist if you are enacting genocide on my people.
>>686235949
Top kek
>>686235050
>skinned
>gutted, liver and kidneys outside of body
>slowly grilled
what a way to go
>>686236629
Read this as fisting industry. It's bed time.
>>686217342
Kill yourself, europig. Hope Ahmed bombs your worthless 3rd world hellhole.
>>686213732
Looks like this, but without the tits
http://frtyd.com/go/z49J_bAaEj/justme
>>686224460
>a weapon to surapss metalgear
>>686223350
I seriously almost vomited when I saw that chunk in his mouth. Still gagging as I'm writing this.
>>686230711
You autistic europig. It says 38 grams of protein. It's obviously fake, you retarded eurocuck. Your education system sure is trash.
>>686237097
Kek
And today on dirty jobs...
>>686215374
So funny I farted.
>>686215996
Newfig
>>686222765
Lmao doing it with a fucking rotohammer!
>>686236347
>where do you think you are?
>>686236347
gook detected here let me say it again so you can understand better ching chong ching chong ching a ching a chinga ding dong you got a lil bitty rice dick
>>686223350
4chan must've fucked me up because this is the most hilarious thing I've seen on /b/ today. My sides, holy fuck.
>>686215134
>>686237814
Does this count as meat sauce?
>>686213732
Way too much cheese.
>>686237814
did she bite the penis while doing this?
>>686235050
Brutal.
>>686221117
>an average american's breakfast
>>686222562
Did you miss the part where it isn't plumbed, and all the waste goes right on the floor?
>>686238018
kill yourself
>>686215422
What a waste of good toothpaste
>>686238144
WHY
>>686236688
spicy meme
>>686224182
Fuck you pineapple is delicious
>>686215134
id try it
>>686213732
Nigga you are what you eat
You don't want to be a motherfucking scorpion, sheeiit wus wring wit u mane.
>>686235050
thats the saddest thing ive ever seen.
food items solve mysteries
>>686238144
>>686238561
>>686238614
You had one job!
>>686238441
>>686238526
i don't get it.
>>686238144
I'm so pissed right now.
>>686217499
The bird may have been added by CGI, but the bird did indeed die you shitposter
>>686238114
Trying to be edgy fag keep trying
>>686238557
You haven't seen much.
>>686238526
I don't see the problem here.
>>686238561
I'm more surprised than anything.
>>686214174
that is literally bait.
>>686238846
A wise choice.
More sugar hit and more gum instead of that stringy shit.
>>686222765
she shows a surprising lack of pain there
>>686235918
Basically the heat and salts cause a muscle contraction similar or exact to its function as a live organism. Eventually the water will evaporate and the muscles will harden and the contractions will cease. Similar shit happens in baking, it just happens.
>>686238877
How new are you anon? How's !middle school going?
>>686238754
> I don't get it
Are you retarded?
You're welcome.
>>686239122
I mean doesn't everyone open the chip bag upside down every now and then? Who cares lol.
>>686226399
its not out of the total content of the drink. its about how much of that you should be intaking in a day.
>>686235918
Not the same anon, but I believe that it was head chopped off which caused the nerves to release mustard gas into the body which triggers the muscle spasm movement or something along those lines
Tons of flavor.
>>686226280
Kek
>>686239067
thank you anon, i still hate gooks tho mainly becuase they have such small penises, that and are just generally unattractive, the women are hot doe
>>686239311
Can confirm
>>686238888
that tops any and all gore ive seen. humans are filth
>>686238144
Only the fat people would use the 'but the patterns on the top' excuse to scoop themselves massive chunks of cake, seriously, these people are cutting regular sized pieces out.
>>686239311
makes sense
>>686215042
nope seems reasonable if you dont make it too big and keep low on the gravy.
>>686223350
wtf? is she part cow? how the fuck is she puking so much
>>686229337
It's probably curry nigga, the uppity white folks here love to cook that. Explains the white rice too.
>>686235697
God Bless America.
>>686215492
Does anyone else make cups out of the paper they use to wrap the sandwich? Literally don't buy a fucking cup whenever I goto subway, just blow those crumbs off and fold that shit into a cup. works well for like 3 drinks
>>686217462
anything with a seed is considered a fruit...................................faggot fucking faggot fucks.......
>>686217427
Those things are such bullshit a bun needs to be firm since it holds all the shit together ramen breaks apart burgers gone look like a slob in front of your friends fuck.
>>686238610
Plaque conspiracy and Justin Timberlake
>>686239658
it is fuck you
>>686239870
shut the fuck up
>>686236455
>down with cis
so shes cool and tight with cis?
>>686236509
niggerhell.gif
>>686239658
DO NOT CLICK
>>686235697
In Heinz-sight she probably regrets doing this now
>>686223350
my fucking sides
>>686223350
>>686237973
i thought it was funny as fuck as well fam
>>686239371
Gtfo you descendent of a boar piss sucking chagas ridden harpy, nobody wants to hear your cliche opinion about slopes you dirty slant chaser.
>>686237306
Seems like trolling, but then again, people willingly do awful things to themselves every day.
>>686235642
pretty sure it's head is cut off. It's just reflexive motion.
>>686223350
>those are not kisses, those are pukes
>>686215463
Lost
>>686213732
I'd try that
>>686240603
Not seeing an issue with that.
>>686239805
What...? What does it look like?
>>686215492
>Dat filename
Kek
