Let's make this bartender rage.
Call and ask how much you could buy this bear for.
Post greentext here.
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Bump for the keks
>>686211239
need more keks on this bump
bumpalump
for what purpose OP? Is that his bear or is it something else fam?
Gridiron Bar and Grill.
>Hello
>Yes I was calling to ask about the bear
>um, excuse me?
>the bear
>click
OP here, she's lookin a little frustrated already.
She got my bear from the divorce..
kek the bear has sunglasses coolest bear ever
Oh yeah, his name is Sully guys.
>>686211239
You just got backtraced.
Stop calling me!
>>686212958
kek
>>686212958
Troll post is troll.
I'm gonna call now.
somebody please vocaroo this shit
>>686213088
>>686213163
Consequences will never be the same!
>>686213319
Autism at its best.
>>686211239
bump for keks
>>686211239
This definitely needs to be done with Vocaroo.
>>686213709
this
>>686214043
bump for keks
>>686211239
give you newfags some protip info.
Call the number with an Ap or one of several sites that lets you enter whatever number as your number and call ops number. It will go straight to voicmail options and you can listen to any of the messages left on their answering service since it isn't password protected..
I just did it.
Could reveal some good info of cheating or something by workers or owner in the future that you can use for blackmail
>>686211239
Vocaroo this please. Do it for the keks
>>686214384
put your number the same as the number calling and it goes to voicemail and isn't password protected.
>Hello?
>Yea, I'm you know that stuffed bear in your lobby area?
>Yea.
>How much are you selling it for?
>Uhm, I'm not sure it's for sale, its property of the owner.
>Oh, well I really want that bear, it's pretty fucking cool
>Okay, can you leave your contact info so I can get back to you?
>You have caller ID right?
>Yes.
>Just call my number back when you get ahold of the owner.
>Okay.
>I really, really, want that bear. It haunts my dreams when I dont have it
>*Slight laugh*
> Like, I am going to put that bear in my living room.
>Alright, can I have your name?
>Ben
>Okay, Ben, I will leave a note for the owner.
>Bye, *Click.
>They're probably gonna call me back and I dont actually want to buy the bear, fucc.
Keep thread alive for a few minutes, and I'll call asking about the dimensions of the bear so I can shove it in my ass.
>>686214682
>>They're probably gonna call me back and I dont actually want to buy the bear
boy, you sure showed them
>>686215404
Will do. Me thinks dis thread gon b gud
>>686215404
Vocaroo this please!!!
>>686215404
I gotta see this
>>686215404
VOCAROO
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>>686216082
Not at home. Not sure that I can it while driving. If anybody else wants to give it a go from home, power to you. Two bear-in-ass calls are better than one.
Bumb
>>686216319
Not at home either but if you can greentext it at any point that'd be swell (when you're done driving ofc)
>>686216447
>>686216319
keeps going to voice message.
A la vergas
Pinche punal
>>686216990
Aloe vera!!
Chingle mi culo!
Go leave reviews on their google page since they aren't answering the phone.
I think they're on to us.
How many people successfully got through?
I need that bear
>>686217858
OP here, I heard the phone ring at least 10 times. 5 or 6 answers. Her jimmies are pretty rustled
> hey i'm calling for a beer
> why everyone wants to buy this bear !
> what? I just want a beer and i called to know if you were closed
> yes, we're opened
TOP KEK
>>686218184
I think they turned off or disconnected the phone. Straight to voicemail now, no ringing.
It's Grid Iron Bar and Grill on Google. Go leave reviews about how they never answer the phone.
>>686218532
Bonus points for mentioning how creepy the bear is or how much you want it.
>>686211239
Is the point of these threads to greentext fake phone calls? I've never understood.
>>686215514
Approximately 2 kilo-keks
I have been calling for like 10 minutes straight... I am probably known as 'that guy'
>>686219007
Me too.
>>686218744
It's real, I'm dying laughing in the restroom right now. I can hear all these phone calls from the bar and they're great
best google review
>>686219898
the top kek killed me
>top kek
>>686220142
That's the worst part about it
Leave more google reviews guys. Let's get their rating down to a 1. Fuckers not answering.
>>686220577
>putting down a company's name because of prank call 9/11
>>686220994
Is this /b or did I stumble into a den of fucking pussy white knights?
>>686220526
I guess you love it or you hate it
ded thred
Just left a message asking how big the bear is and told them I was going to put it up my asshole
Haha who did this shit.
Shows up 6 miles from my house.
>>686222838
Go in and inspect the bear.
>>686222838
DO IT >>686223202
>>686222653
So many shills in those reviews.
>>686223558
how so
>>686223784
Is that a serious question?
>>686223784
Notice the change in ownership and the resulting negative reviews. After that, some five stars that read like ad copy.
