>when his height starts with 5 feet
>>686210682
>being this ugly
>caring about height
>priorities
>check em'
>when she doesn't use metric system
>>686210815
>being a manlet
>>686210865
>using the system of measurement that didn't go to the moon
>>686210975
I'm 100% sure that every calculation was made in the metric system
>>686210682
hello. I'm 5'7". how are you?
>>686210975
The space program uses metric.
>>686210975
Still ugly.
>>686210975
>when the people who post this have a weight starting with 5
>>686210682
>being a bigot
>caring about guy's heights
>5'12"
>>686210682
>>686211275
>>hello. I'm 5'7". how are you?
please respond.
>>686211526
i've got a friend who is 5'13" and a half
>>686210682
>when her weight starts with 200
>>686210682
I love being 5'11, date girls and they be all like "I'm so glad your tall, I hate guys shorter than 6 feet" Pretty much when I offer to drive and take them to a fancy restaurant, rack up a wicked bill, and leave them at the table with no ride home. Around 10 minutes after I havn't come back from the washroom they be all texting "Where u at". And I'll just never reply, and see how many times you text or call as your pathetic stuckup ass sits at the table all alone.
all these manlets lul
>>686210682
>when (OP) uses some poor girl's face to troll /b/
>>686211157
not every one! it was either the columbia or the challenger disaster that had been caused because a team working on the project had use empirical measurements while the others had used the metric system like sensible men
>>686211837
i cant im a coward
plus i cant just leave my family, or at least thats what i tell myself
>>686211798
ima need some proof that you do this and dont just sit at home alone. if you do that's pretty epic.
>>686210975
>using the system of measurement that didn't go to the moon
NASA uses the metric system you gigantic faggot.
>>686211895
NOT TRUE!!! Both shuttles were lost due to operational constraints that weren't followed.
There was a PROBE to Mars that crashed because one group figured thrust in Kilograms and another in Newtons...
>>686211433
rekt and checked
All of these angry manlets coming out from the shadows.
You mess with me... No problem.
You mess with OP... You get this!
>>686212757
I am non-sarcastically glad you had the information to correct me
I knew an accident had occurred for the stated reason but i may have embellished the details a little
>>686213129
so is messing up lipstick like her thing? she seems to always have this stupid shit going on with her face
>>686212960
your face gave me autism
>>686210682
words can't describe your beauty
>but numbers can
2/10
>>686213129
I absolutely do not get the appeal with her. And I watch some weird channels.
>>686210682
>>people like you remind us of how truly hideous our world is
Good thing I'm 4'1" check mate bitch
>>686210682
>6'2" master race reporting in
Hmm, if you're going to talk shit about anyone, at least be hot or something. Jesus, it's like a nigger calling a Kenyan black
>>686210682
When her job pay less than 6 figures
>>686213376
>>686213655
She's riding her lipstick shtick all the way to a television show. I don't know if that's still a big deal but I'm impressed by it. Still, I'm not a fan. Her fan base appears to be young girls in need of an easily emulated role model.
>when her weight starts with 200
>When her weight starts with 200
as if any of you could get a woman
>>686214948
I give that TV show one season before it gets cancelled.
>>686215000
>when those trips go unchecked
>>686215275
Do escorts count?
>>686215320
still dont know who this is
>>686215000
>when her weight starts with 160
>>686215329
Aaaawww sheeeeiit
>>686210682
>mfw I'm 4'11"
>>686215456
her name is Miranda Sings and she does youtube, she used to do songs but I'm sure she daily vlogs now or something like that
Also>>686215320
her tv show will premier with like a couple 100,000 viewers and it will be cancelled within the first 5 episodes
>>686215456
Christmas Song Challenge ft. Miranda Sings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHdbZQn5JSg
She does this stupid voice.
>>686212960
You look like a dude in makeup.
Not even a trap. Just, a dude in makeup.
Are you serious?!?!?!
She's big enough to on tour?
>>686210682
>when she has a "feminine" penis
THIS IS NOT OKAY
POTATOES ARE A CULTURE NOT A COSTUME
>>686213632
kek
>>686216654
Who's your friend that likes to play
Ching Chong Bing Bong!
LOL XDD
[spoiler] bing bong ;_; [/spoiler]
>>686216772
This bitch is soooo unfunny
What the hell is wrong with a guy being under 6'? My boyfriend is 5'11", I'm 5'7". I still feel like a midget compared to him and I have to wear heels if he wants to fuck standing up.
>>686216932
<spoiler> kill yourself </spoiler>
>>686217102
why would you fuck standing up?
>>686217102
>My boyfriend
Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God
>>686217277
Do you only do it missionary? We like to be adventurous.
>>686217291
I'll keep that in mind if I ever grow a penis.
>>686210682
>Tfw 4'11" doesn't start with a 5
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>when her partner count is >1
>>686217412
>adventurous
you're just standing up
>>686211459
>>being a bigot
>>caring about guy's heights
laughing at midgets is not bigoted, it's comical.
>>686210682
is that a little boy?
>>686217743
Holy kek. How did you do that?
>>686210682
>>686210975
you guys are going to scare here and shes going to quit making videos
4chan ruins everything
>>686217949
who is she?
>>686212757
newtons is derived from kilograms and they are both metric
>>686218155
My sister. Isn't she pretty?
>>686210815
SHUT UP YOU STUPID CIS MALE PIG. DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY!
>>686218579
I though she was on youtube, as you said she makes videos
>>686218832
I don't know what you're talking about, goy.
>>686210975
>implying anyone actually went to the moon
>>686218579
Sureeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQsD1lbKhIg
HOLY CRAP PEOPLE
>>686210815
This girl is actually cute. I know her.
>>686218788
What does cis even mean guys I never figured it out
>>686210682
KENNY RODGERS
>>686220051
stylized shit spelling of sissy. Shorthand for fags or people who don't yet know they are gay
>>686210682
when her weight starts with 2
>>686219700
How do you know my sister?
>>686220268
Thanks now I can say it without looking lime a complete retard fag
its a youtuber feg0t
>>686220350
Get your fucking face out of the camera, you don't look pretty just because your face is 1 inch away from the goddamn camera you fucking cringegod
>>686211637
Trying to remember the basketball player who claimed that he was 6 foot 13 inches because people over 7 feet are freaks.
>>686211798
seconding the need for confirmation on this.
>>686220350
Stick to ASMR
>when her name starts with dave
>>686210682
>when her weight starts with 2
>>686221879
mods.
New Queen of /b/?
New Queen of /b/.
>>686223127
NO
>>686217743
This shall be our queen
>>686224362
New meme! Belgium Chocolate Girl.
>>686210682
When her diabetes is type 2
>>686226179
She is gluten intolerant and she has an unknown condition that prevents her digestive system from completing.
>When she doesn't have a feminine peinis
>>686221704
fucking zoozle
>>686217949
this guy knows. please stop.
>>686215000
Trips of truth
>>686223127
yes. new queen.
>>686210682
When her weight starts with 200
>>686217949
>>686228643
>pls staph
You're going to encourage the jersk on /b/ to do something just to make (You) mad much more than making some random girl on the internet.
>>686229100
(You) think too much
>>686215861
>Miranda Sings
6 million subs.
>i want to blow my fucking brains out
>>686229354
THIS RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>686210682
>when her mouth isn't currently sucking my dick
6'2'' here
>>686220268
wow, you are fucking retarded dude
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisgender
>When genetics are a cunt to you and you're 5'8"
Grow up. We can't control how tall we are. If a girl can't accept it, she's a fucking moron.
>>686231117
Manlets actually believe this.
>>686231097
Can't tell if smiling or trying to show us them pearly yellows
>>686231355
Because we just wake up and say "Y'know, I wanna live as a member of the lollipop guild my entire life".
Do you think I'm pretty now?
