Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>686196724
OP is a huge faggot
Havent seen this pasta in a while
>>686196724
lol
>>686197150
Tru
>>686196724
>three hours
how do I math
Thats not even funny
>>686196724
this post again....internet hate machine fuck off
Get out of here with this fucking cancer.
>>686196724
anonymous aint got no leader lad
Fuck off OP you cum guzzling faggot
Fuck you i am the real anon
This edgehole needs to go play with his anus in front of a mirror
>Hacker
Still can't use spell check.
We're screwed /b/ros
Wow so believable. You would have to be a fucking retard to believe this shit.
>>686200740
you mean this ISN'T real?
dayum
This is a real picture of alexander bolton from I hate everything. It looks like you can't stay in the shadows forever you nasty brit
!@#
>>686196724
I WALK A LONELY ROAD THE ONLY ONE I HAVE EVER KNOWN DONT KNOW WHERE IT GOES
>>686201832
>>686201869
perfectly synced these so it looks like a constant rotation
>>686196724
lol nice copy pasta faggot
>>686201967
can we ban this spammer already?
>>686202133
>>686202133
BUT ITS ONLY ME AND I WALK ALOONE AHHH AHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHH
oh noes not anolololmomlolomus pls no kill le fourchanzz
Do people come here to masturbate or post stupid bullshit? Goddamn it, if you have a kid I hope she becomes a very successful fucking porn star, or at least leads a lewd life with lots of sex that you disapprove of. You just pissed me off. Asshole. Go to hell and take your stupid fishing rod with you, maybe you can fish in the fires of hell. Oh wait, fishing only works in water, so instead you'll just be in burning pain for an endless time period because you were stupid.
Do you think before you post? Do you plan this out? Do you plan to be stupid or does it just happen? I'm just trying to figure out if it's an accident or if you're doing it on purpose.
If you can ever figure out how to be less of a moron, then please do so. If only they had a Morons Anonymous the way they do an Alcoholics Anonymous, but unfortunately the stigma around certain mental illnesses is still very prevalent, so you are unable to get any help for your condition, and instead have to resort to posting idiotic things on internet threads as a cry for help.
Either fucking jerk off or leave this stupid subreddit, but don't be a retard. It's not that hard not to be a retard. You just have to not do it. It's easier to not do something than to do it, so please, use whatever sort of energy you have on something productive like tying a noose or purchasing a gun or hooking up an oxygen mask to a helium tank in case you ever need to use any of those things to make the world a better place, but don't use it on being a moron. It's a waste of energy and it hurts other people as well.
Fuck.
edit: grammar and spelling
>>686196724
>we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget.
doesn't post expect us
>>686196724
Fuck off
>>686196724
the faghatree is strong with this one
Not edgy enough.
>>686196724
>It's us, Anonymous
>I
>I
>I
>I
Moot left faggot
>>686196724
You look very mad
Have a rare pepe
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot.
9gag army general reporting in, can cofirm
fucking hilarous this post
and op is a faggot
>>686206975
that's a shitty pepe faggot
Go back to 9fag
>>686207600
Behold.
Rarest pepe motherfucker, only one of these.
Thread rated zika/10
>>686196724
>broken mask
>edgy knife
>Pacific Time
>summoning moot
>Heaven is a person
At least change the amount of time left
>>686208702
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>686208782
2 edge
Didn't you guys release something saying there was no leader? That nobody gave orders, but you had the same fight or some shit?
yawn
>>686196724
This thread again
>>686196724
Ahh... a little sumpin' sumpin' for the newfags, I see...
Although, this guy could actually be the final boss of the internet...
>>686208782
Amen
Apparently this new fag does not know that there would be no anonymous if it where no for 4chan. This is where it all began. This was your home. If you wanted to talk to or confront anonymous you came here. 4chan made anonymous and 4chan can take anonymous down just as easily.
>TIL ANONYMOUS VEHEMENTLY SUPPORTS CENSORSHIP
He gon' use dat nahf to sever our connections!
How we kill Op for dummies
>>686198497
Get off 4Chan, Kevin.
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>686198497
Is this boogie?
>Oh yeah sweat Jesus... Take my Anonanus
>>686196724
Darn it guys what do we do
At 12:00am Pacific Time i will take the light from my window. Thus causing the night watchman to set ablaze the vinyard of mont demarco the iii. Remember forever. I fucked your mother.
>>686205582
lmao >subreddit
Let them try to take us down, TRUMP will squash them like a MEXICAN.
>>686196724
Did you know /b/ dont give a shit about anonymous newfag ?
>be OP
>15 yo
>Make thread thinking im anonymous
>realised im just a fucking newfag
