Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
>>686195738
My one nigga is dating the girl I like, while my other nigga is making moves on the girl I like. Wat do /b/
first
why mens swimming make my pee pee feel funny?
>>686196024
Are they the same girl?
>>686196102
What?
>>686196037
Not even close
>>686195738
Am I a masochist if I like it when my big black boyfriend fucks my ass so hard he tears it and pulls it inside out? I've already needed 2 surgeries
>>686195738
If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one is there to hear it, can jet fuel melt steel beams?
>>686196213
Yes it's the same girl. Nigga 1 is dating her while nigga 2 is making going after her.
>>686195738
i just nearly died twice of a heart attack in the last couple of months. now have some complications of congestive heart failure due to heart damage. have had a couple of episodes of acute pulmonary edema, scary shit, like i was drowning in air.
now i'm afraid to go to sleep (as the ape happened while sleeping). afraid to venture from home. just afraid. scared shitless i'm going to drop dead. have gotten to where i listen to my heart beat just to know it's right, and you can't do that evry fucking second of the day.
what do i do?
>>686195738
T-tits or gtfo
>>686195738
How can i beat my social anxiety?
>>686195738
I don't like myself cuz I tried to become strong by shooting my foot with .22 calibre bullets in an attempt to becpme immune to all bullets (like building a resistance) but now all I got is no foot and 1 bullet
Show your tits
>>686195738
What does it mean when you and a girl hangout all the time and she never calls you by name then suddenly starts using you're name alot more as well as keeps staring at you till you see her doing it then she smiles and turns away?
>>686195738
Good evening Alice! How was your day?
The pool opens in a few days! I'm so excited~~
>>686195738
Is it worth it trying to forgive somebody that cheated on you? How do you deal with the nagging feeling that they'll do it again?
>>686196359
I would recommend telling 1 about 2's unwanted advances.
>>686196368
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes softly* I'm sorry you had to go through that Anonymous, I'm so so sorry. Are you on alpha or beta blockers? Those can really help regulate your heart as well as ease your anxiety.
One thing you could do is get a heart beat tracker; they have some that go off if your heart beat stops. That could be a powerful piece of comfort for you.
>>686196497
CBT. Ask your doctor about it today.
>>686196609
Probably means she is in to you. Ask her out.
>>686196680
Oh? What day?
>>686196696
No; walk away.
>>686196728
NIGGA YOU A SNITCH
>>686196728
>>686196680
>>686196213
are you able to self-diagnose your autism based on the fact you think anime is good?
>>686196908
Dont you dare shit talk Alice
>>686196908
You realize I'm not even posting anything from anime, right?
>>686196860
Snitches lead to socially better outcomes.
why do my spaghettios keep making lightning?
Why do you think you are above the rules here?
>>686196728
The 28th! I'm going to have to get a new bikini before then~
How are you doing?
>>686196728
>*wraps her arms around you and squeezes softly* I'm sorry you had to go through that Anonymous, I'm so so sorry. Are you on alpha or beta blockers? Those can really help regulate your heart as well as ease your anxiety.
>One thing you could do is get a heart beat tracker; they have some that go off if your heart beat stops. That could be a powerful piece of comfort for you.
thank you. i'll look into it. yeah, i'm 37, found out the hard way that i have that problem with making too much bad cholesterol. it's been high, and have been on cholesterol med, but not long enough i guess. thanks again.
>>686197133
Take the spoon out.
>>686197153
Newfags don't know what the actual rules are. How sad.
>>686197183
Oh? Gonna work on your tan?
I'm okay, could be better.
>>686197203
It's my honor Anonymous. Contact me at [email protected] if you need anything else.
i see you are back alice
welcome
i've been checking at 8:00 everyday since you left and i had a feeling you would be back again today
its your favorite patient, tick
i've been waiting all this time to ask what your thoughts are on all the conspiracy theories around you
you have been accused of the following:
>Secret chat of dedicated followers who you are allegedly manipulating
>faking burns and being fucked with a knife when you were younger
>also, i wouldn't mention this unless it was relevant but lying about your breast size
lol
sorry for the interrogation but there seems to be some mysteries
there does seem to be some evidence to support these claims but i think they are a bit far fetched personally
>>686197084
an·i·me
/ˈanəˌmā/
noun
a style of Japanese film and television animation, typically aimed at adults as well as children.
Then what do you call the style of the pictures your posting?
>>686195738
I keep thinking about something that happened a month ago, that still somewhat bothers me. How can I completely get over it? I have talked to friends about it, that helped, but I think the last thing I need to do is to help myself.
>>686195738
what music do you like?
Alice, as in *the* alice?
Anonymous left after moot. I miss moot, even if he did cum on his own face in a computer chair
>>686196345
Bumping this.
Why is she only stuttering on the first post and openly being a passive aggressive cunt now?
>>686195738
did you find the recent move by COA for doctoral program accred. to be one that promotes best practices within the field?
>>686197388
Ah? I was on at 8AM EST today too.
My chat is not a secret; anyone can come by if they like.
I'm not faking anything.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE I WILL HAVE THEIR HIDE FOR THIS.
>>686197411
They are from a video game, good sir.
>>686197441
What happened?
>>686197489
Jazz and blues
>>686197551
Only one currently active.
>>686197335
but then how can i eat it, im no savage
Im madly in love with you
>>686197625
got anything else with more... emotion?
>>686197613
It's a step in the right direction, but which move in particular? There have been several in the last few years.
>>686197669
Use a fork.
>>686197672
That's a very bad idea Anonymous! You can find someone much better than me, I assure you!
hey i have a question, im badly afraid of most things but i do them anyways, can that shit damage my personality or even grow a fucking tumor in my head or something, cuz i`ve being doing this since i recall and the only repercussions are depression and maybe having a hard time being myself and exposing myself to other people
>>686197625
Alice2?
>>686196728
Oh 1 knows about 2. It's just the situation of a love square. Wat do
>>686195738
I don't know if I'm a sociopath.
How can I get a diagnosis irl without setting off the psych wardens alarm.
suicidal gf, attempted it about a month ago. is stable and happy now. mostly due to her crazy fucking mom. what do? should i stay or should i go.mp3?
>>686197775
the most recent one circa approval by the COA about 2 months ago that takes effect beginning in the 2017-2018 cycle.
What are your thoughts on EPPP2?
>>686196908
I, too, am not from an anime. Git gud!
>>686197335
I will probably burn pretty bad, and I had some really bad burns back in the day (ironic) after falling asleep at a pool with a sangria.. Good times.. Good times...
>>686197594
I'm comin for you, thot
>>686197388
The secret chat thing is a blatant lie, but her militant followers have 100% been manipulated into sticking with her army.
>>686197388
she's on at 8 like every weekday??
Also, the chat isnt secret at all. In fact it gets posted in these threads like at least twice per thread. We dont actively give it out, but sometimes people go "huehue post link" and then no one even comes in.
>>686197594
because she a fag
>>686197765
Welll....I've been listening to this while drawing manga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4e5reGtKJA
Maybe it'll help.
>>686197788
Ah? What sort of things are you actually doing?
>>686197825
That's me <4
>>686197841
I think you better just leave it alone then.
>>686197849
There are no psych wardens.
>>686197863
Is she moving out? She needs to remove herself from the situation that caused her to have such feelings and get depressed in the first place.
>>686198057
I don't have an army; they won't listen to me when I fucking ask them even simple things.
>>686197775
No i cant you are my true love! I want to get you and sail the endless sea that is your beatiful mind. Let me lick you up and down until you say stop <3
>>686198081
hey luka are you the one of the tripfags on infinity ?
>>686197625
i see
i talked to one person on skype who insisted she knew you in real life, lived 10 minutes from you and repeated how you were a deceitful sociopath
the way she described you sounded more like a bond villain tbh
i probably wont visit the chat
i dont care to be surrounded by meat heads who are all in love with you
i got a new cable so i can record better from my piano
i can do an improv right now on anything you request
sad, happy, horror etc.
>>686198170
>anime music
are you trolling me, anon?
>>686198234
Creep-meter over 9000, settle down anon
>>686198288
in my defense, i hate her and still go to the chat
>>686198170
You're either asking the wrong things, or you're asking things that children probably can't do.
>>686198170
to be fair, that's true. We're more like hyper children who dont listen and she's like our overworked mom who has given up
>>686198236
Infinity?
>>686198170
shes going to my college this coming year which should be good for her, just need to get through the summer
G-good evening, thread~
Blood-chan made me post, good b-bye :x
>>686197895
I think EPPP2 is far too harsh; we need more people out in the field, not less.
Also, who the hell will pay for it?
>>686198234
No thanks.
>>686198288
Was that person known as Ikarous or Blood-chan? If so, they have absolutely no knowledge of me IRL.
Also, only one person is in love with me in my chat, but okay.
That does sound interesting though...
>>686198349
>
>>686198456
Like "don't post porn when I'm on my phone cuz it breaks the layout and my boss might see it"?
Doesn't seem too difficult.
>>686198482
Then I'd stay, Anonymous. If you actually care about her.
What school of psychotherapy do you feel is most appropriate in conceptualizing the human experience and development.
>>686197625
It was something stupid, pretty much impersonated. Everything is fine now, it's just that sometimes my mind randomly wanders back to it
>>686198575
Hm. I'd say behaviorism or perhaps computational psychology.
>>686198655
Are you having intrusive thoughts about it? That is, does it barge into your mind state without you consciously trying to think about it?
>>686198170
But I can't leave it alone because I'm in love with this girl. I've been trying to get over her but all I do is think about her.
>>686198467
8ch on /animus/ board, just nevermind it
one of the reasons people said she was lying about the burns was her recent webm doesn't have burns on the arms like she supposedly claimed she had
strongly advised you ignore the file name and circled area on the screen this is the only sc i have. leave me alone
>>686198749
I think so
>>686198539
Good to see you were as enthusiastic as I was.
Kermits not a good friend.
>>686198777
Get out, Bebop.
K so here's my problem. I think I'm becoming g a sociopath. I cheated almost everyone I know so that I could get 400 dollars so that I could buy weapons. I'm starting to get really good at killing stuff, it's all I really do, and I have to pretend whenever I'm going into a conversation. At this point I've caused the deaths of 2 people, and made several just flat out hate me do to i private plots to tick them off. If u have anything to suggest I'd like to hear it.
>>686198571
the applicant will. just the way they drop 1500 a pop right now to take the test and get the study materials, praying they pass the first time. so are you an actual psychologist or just playing pretend on the internet.
i'm the former.
best i've got sitting around my house as proof.
req. proof.
Alice has burns on her body?
>>686195738
I just found that im kinda schizoid
And I kinda dont know if its good or bad cuz this is very peacfull state of living on the otherhand ppl i care for feel hurt becouse of this
should i seek help ?
>>686198288
>meat heads in love with her
We probably troll alice just as much as the rest of /b/ does.
>>686198777
I believe that's someone i used to know. I was Luka for a while here, and then another showed up. He doesn't really hang with us anymore.
>>686198170
You know what I mean.
I want to get diagnosed as secretly as possible.
What should I say
"Hi my name is anon and I might be a sociopath."?
>>686199027
not anymore she got skin grafts years ago
>>686198963
kill urself then everyone else
>>686199027
She has a Darth Vader suit IRL. If she took the mask off, it would be very painful.
>>686198288
>meatheads
Do you even lift faggot?
Im getting bored with sex been doing it 2 times a day for a year now. What can i do to spice things up?
>>686198571
she did go by Ikarous, i believe
some anime persona bitch who's profile pic was that skank from Heavens lost property
dont ask me how i recognize her lolol
here are sc
she turned out to be completely retarded and i told her i wanted to nail her to a board and strangle her but she got turned on by it which made me block her
she said you tried to extort her for nudes and a bunch of stuff lol
>>686199150
thats bane, dumbass
>>686198170
im>>686197788
nowadays i mostly write this shit out, and talking to my psycologist, but i thinnk nobody really gets me, i mean, not to be cheesy but like it's just i give the wrong impressions, i used to cut my arms with a knife, but i really didnt knew why i did that shit at the moment, also i have a really big scary though on being a part of a group, like in my subconcient i have that shit like marked as something bad, dunno why tho.
also i used to had way too many phobias, nonw i hate goiong out, but today i almost cried on a bus cuz i saw how much i was losing by litteraly committing daily suicide by not living outside my room
>>686195738
Where are you now that I need you?
*bass drops*
>>686199258
Yeah, I combined the Bane meme with Darth Vader wearing a suit as a result of his burns.
Problem? Eat my ass.
>>686199255
heres the nudes one lol
>>686198876
Then I would talk to someone about it. If not your parents or a doctor, maybe a friend?
>>686198771
As I said, walk away; she's dating someone already.
>>686199038
Absolutely.
>>686198965
Yeah, which is a fucking travesty; it's far too much when we need more people as it is, not less.
I'm the former as well <4
>>686199068
>>686199068
Yes. That will probably elicit the best response.
>>686199237
Uhh. I'm not a sexual therapist, sorry.
>>686199255
Yeah, I didn't do that. She mostly hung around my chat being super creepy until she told someone to commit suicide and got thrown out.
>>686199304
Oh jeez, that sounds like a pretty serious case Anonymous. It's good that you are talking to your psychologist, but maybe you should be telling them this, not me?
>>686199091
How much did that cost her?
>>686199150
does she have the cool voice too?
>>686199051
Alright mate, i just thought that you and that tripfag are the same person.
>>686199369
yeah funny thing is bane actually wears a mask too
>>686195738
Doc. Anon, I keep making people project themselves onto me, and fall in love with me. Why does this keep happening? What's the deal? How do I make it stop?
>>686195738
Nit this fake Psychologist again.
>>686199455
yeh. you wont hear an argument from me. plus, how the hell are they going to objectively review "clinical skills" without getting rid of shit tier psyd programs that are running on for profit margins.
where did you intern
>>686199391
What is this
>>686199593
Kermit you are the biggest creeper in the entire Alicefag community.
>>686199455
A'ight. But if I get locked up and then raped to death by schizos in the loonybin I WILL come back to haunt you.
>>686199497
Probably not much since she's always raving about getting healthcare. And a lot of shit like that is probably done for medical research so people can get fees waived if they agree to shit.
So who really fucking knows.
>>686199455
Ok, thank you for the advice.
I have another question, how can I help someone with depression, In my small group of online friends, one of them has depression and tried to really hurt himself about 2 days ago, is there anything I can say that will help him?
>>686199455
I always hoped that you would stop posting here. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a girlfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out on the town and stop by this little bar to grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a 5/10. I'd recognize you by the squats and oats. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in your damned cave fapping to HNNG threads and crying about feels.
She doesn't have a degree in psychology, by the way.
>>686199497
A stuttering version. Or at least it used to be. She's too low energy for that now.
>>686199521
He does. That's correct.
>>686195738
My GF is overly clingy and pretty annoying sometimes, and she sucks at giving BJs. Haven't fucked yet, but she's pretty fat so I wouldn't imagine it'll be good.
Can't get anything better, what do?
>>686199728
I'm not gonna argue with you, but there was an actual creeper at one point too.
>>686199875
Why are you here?
W-wait, Kermit isn't in favor with alicechat anymore? :3c
>>686199986
why are you
>>686199991
>>686199991
where did you get that idea idiot
still waiting for proof of you being a psychologist OP. I provided mine. I'm an actual, real life psychologist.
lets see it.
>>686199986
Kermy invited me to that chat thing.
>>686199991
Kermit never like Alice the fake Psychiatrist.
You're only humouring autistic males who can only talk to strange 'Women' anonymously online.
>>686200091
through the misconception that he is a functional human being and not a massive faggot
>>686199455
How do I forget about her
>>686199511
nah, he was cool when i knew him though
>>686199894
I think you have the wrong person
>>686199991
only when he posts cute thighs
do you like the BEE Novel American Psycho, alice?
I found myself wanting to become a serial killer while I read it
I can see how actual serial killers like Paul Bernardo would be inspired by the book
now that I finished the book, these urges have faded
>>686199761
>>686199761
I wonder if she's telling the truth...
>>686199901
>She doesn't have a degree in psychology, by the way.
maybe not even a girl either
fml
>>686199737
Yeah, there isn't that much in patient anymore; the current average time in in-patient is 3 days. We do out patient in preference to pretty much everything else these days.
>>686199598
Don't even get me STARTED on for profit psyd; that's where every shitty armchair Freud I've ever seen comes from!
>>686199844
I'd try to get them to go to a doctor or something; it's far more likely that you'll do more harm than good otherwise.
But just be there for them. That's all you can do.
>>686199894
I currently live in a penthouse.
How do I stop being attracted to little girl's feet? I know I'm fucked up, but I can't help it
>>686199455
hehe, not that bad tho, i have a pretty solid life, i've mean, i know myself a lot and, idk, r u really a psycologist, cuz, not to be pretencius o anything but, you shouldn't tell me that sound bad dude, i mean, if i had really depression that shit would kill me, but im quite well now, just you know realizing some stuff, but i really don't know why im always on 4chan, this site is really toxic for my sanity, you know? i dont really need this, like i think the only thing i need it's to man up, like not that literally, but guts over fear i guess
>>686195738
how to deal with childhood rape anon?
son of neighbor forced me to have sex with him while im 5 yo. fucked up my world and perception from that moment. im a male btw
>>686200069
T-tell me what happened~
>>686200091
They used t-to like him!
>>686200191
B-but he wrote a love poem for alice2 :x
Anyone need advice this person wouldn't be able to answer, like not fixing the problem but helping me do something I wanna do. EX: people at my school don't think or suspect I'm sociopathic, but I'm starting to think I am, what signs point to it, or I feel really bad I did this, is it really OK?
>>686200050
Because Blood-chan asked me to post and I wasn't doing anything at the time.
>>686200158
She actually claims to have a degree in psychology now?
>>686200178
Poor girl.
>>686200253
I just call her "she" because she identifies as a she. :3
Please help, for you see
I've writ only in haiku
And I want to die
>>686195738
Hi OP, Im a 25 yo white male and get really turned on to traps and incest. I know im not gay but how do I stop tis?
>>686200256
excuse me but are you a certified psychologist? care to share any stories?
>>686200253
I mean I seen time stamped photos of her crispy legs and time stamped photos of her with new skin so.
>>686200192
You mean like every person using a chan and believing that anyone outside the internet cares about them in any capacity?
>>686200264
Your logic is "someone posted a Kermit picture online -- a very popular character that has been in existence for decades so it must be this one guy and only him."
You're literally retarded. That's amazing.
>>686200329
Kermit has never written anything for Alice so don't even start that shit.
You are a sad desperate person feeding off insecure autistic throwbacks.
>>686200423
yup. >>686199455 right after i posted proof that i'm an actual psychologist for a reputable school. waiting on proof on the degree.
may be. who knows. but i'm always skeptical.
>>686200329
They don't like Kermit anymore because he disagreed with Alice one too many times.
>>686200423
hahaha you are such a bitch for blood chan what happened to being independent you fucking noob
>>686200442
Ha! Gayyyyyyyy
>>686200442
>i like traps
you're gay
>>686200498
no one inside the internet cares either
>>686200256
Well you fail cause i dont know what a pent house is hahaha
>>686200256
hey alice
can you do a coocking thread this week?
>>686200651
then why don't you just kill yourself and do us all a favor
>>686200555
._. I-I mean...
>>686200594
Thank you f-for giving me a serious answer, how long ago?
>>686200594
other way around, mate
>>686200773
You're also a literal retard. Impressive.
>>686200647
>>686200649
I have a girlfriend tho, weve been together for 6 years
>>686200719
because fuck you
>>686200423
fair enough
is she a real psychologist?
>>686200498
care to post crisyness?
>>686200256
Thank you
>>686200686
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penthouse_apartment
Here you go <4
>>686200716
I'm still working on my routine, so no cooking thread until I'm ready. Might be this week though; I have Friday off.
>>686200579
oh jeez, are you that autist that emailed her
>>686200773
A week maybe but they never liked him from the start because he would constantly go against her.
>mfw kermit isnt even here and hes getting shit on
>>686200498
Way to confuse yourself kid.
No one cares about your opinion and no one ever will.
So save your breath and quit pretending /b/ even cares about you.
>>686200984
he does fuckin deserve it tho.
>>686200896
It's my honor, Anonymous.
>>686200647
A lot of gay people have had wives and kids.
>>686200842
Why d-does Anon get so aggressive over a simple question? >.<
>>686200954
M-maybe I just have bad memory then, oh well~
>>Bye thread, it w-was fun~
>>686195738
>I'm h-here for you, Anonymous!
Your heart is in the right place, and thank you for that, but you should come back when you get your PhD. We have problems you're not fully equipped to help us with.
I'm certain of this based on your response to my problem. So many of us with so many problems, I'd rather not refresh you who I am. Just please, do us the favor of helping us when you're qualified. I'm sure I'll get a lot of heat for saying this from others, which is fine. Say your worst anon.
Hi there Alice, Its Raúl here, from the emails. Will be lurking this post.
I have a question though. Best Nintendo console?
>>686201049
>implying you care
I'm sorry for linking them, I thought they could use your help, Alice
>>686200877
No? Why would I post pictures of someone to some random idiot online that believes whatever people tell them and form an idea of someone based on the biased opinions of someone that has barely talked to them let alone actually been around them in any capacity. Think for yourself for once.
>>686200874
>>686200874
when and where fam
>>686200984
same tbh it's amazing
>>686201015
That's literally what I just said you dumb fuck. Please end your life.
>>686200423
Get on steam for a moment.
>>686195738
If I skin a furry for sexually staring at my dogs, and my dogs bing drink themselves to death from the thought of being raped by every mascot should I carry a gun?
>>686201145
i aint your fam, bro
>>686201041
>>686201143
why are you dumb
>>686201143
nice b8 m8 ikarous never visit this thread anymore....... and that was sad......
>>686201094
don't leave...
>>686201238
>>686201238
i aint your bro, faggot
>>686200579
I guess she's still a serial liar.
>>686200608
Being independent doesn't mean refusing to do something someone asked just for the sake of it. I vaguely felt like posting this time.
You're just trying to spin it otherwise because you're a butthurt little retard.
>>686200877
Nah.
>>686201158
Fiine.
>>686201258
prove me wrong faggot
>>686201143
Yeah dude this totally isn't just an excuse for how much of a failure your shitty raid is
>>686201299
I'm not a faggot, jack
>>686201299
i ain't your faggot, honey
>>686201145
>Your logic is "someone posted a Kermit picture online -- a very popular character that has been in existence for decades so it must be this one guy and only him."
You're literally retarded. That's amazing.
Your brain literally makes me question how you survived for this long without your parents putting you in a home for the mentally retarded.
>>686201299
I aint a faggot, mate
>>686201100
SNES of course.
>>686201096
*bows her head* While I disagree with your statement, I fully agree with your intention. I'm sorry I wasn't able to help you, I truly am.
But I won't stop. If you wish to post against me, as many others have, feel free to do so. But as long as this infinite heart of mine continues to beat, I will do all I can.
>>686201118
Yes, that's the implication.
>>686201193
No.
>>686201299
i aint your faggot amigo
>>686201268
hey nevada
>>686201275
speak english
It's painfully clear
That you're all a bunch of weebs
This is the wrong place.
>>686201312
lol says the king of butthurt who is a fucking SHEEEEEP
>>686200901
Why would you want to live there is the rent cheap or something? You dont even have a back yard.
>>686201193
"D. FINAL ANSWER, REGIS"
>>686201334
OK phycologist I got a dilemma for you. There's a kid at my school who pretends to act autistic, stupid, and most people think he's a furry. I stepped this kid aside one day and was talking to him being the manipulative person I am. Turns out this kid was actually smart, not only that but he knew about things that most people do t know till there in college. He also knows several fighting styles and techniques, and claims to have a lot of weapons at home. This kid seems like the person to come up with an intricate plot to kill everyone he don't like, not just everyone. Btw, nobody knows this but me, aevery one else thinks he's autistic. So OP let's see what u can do to deter a sociopath
>>686201456
You just pulled a "no u" and re-asserted a point I already countered. Confirmed retard.
you help me... how do i ask my teacher for help...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQLEOiDLWwA
this is what i use.. how do i ask my teacher for help
>>686195738
My sister got leukemia today, whats the best way to cope with pain.
>>686201582
suicide
>>686201582
Rape
Hey Alice! How's it-
...oh. Oh. Nevermind, carry on.
>>686201425
so why did you came here again?
>>686201582
suicide and rape
>>686201467
*smiles* because I can see the turn of the earth, two bridges, and the whole skyline.
I can't sweat well anyway; why would I be outside?
>>686201582
I would definitely seek a therapist on that one; that's gonna be hell, and you'll need all the help you can get.
I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry...but I'm simply not trained in that area.
i have become very ritch.... very wealthy any woman in here want to become wife
>>686201488
Noice
Guys the OP isn't really a psychologist.
Please do not believe her lies
>>686201663
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
>>686201663
Fly you fool!
>>686198749
Computational psychology isn't taught in any graduate level psychology programs. It's related to computers and artificial intelligence. You are full of shit OP. Cleary not a psychologist.
>>686201582
Suicide then rape
>>686201675
i came to see old friends, hbu?
The father that left me and my family now has cancer and is now lying in bed at the hospital. Dont know how much time he has left but considering the situation i think about a week or so. He left us when I was pretty little, and it really sucked not having a role model when growing up
I dont even know what to do were broke and pretty much starving
>>686201761
Hey ikarus consider suicide
>>686201858
You have no friends here
>>686201761
I would say get the fuck out but then you might go kill another dog
>>686195738
my life has deteriorated into a frustrating daily ritual at a job I hate, with a wife that is bipolar and has BPD and that I have lost patience for, and even my pets are destroying my patience. i have no desire to do anything but escape.
thinking about just dropping everything and reinventing myself in another country...
>>686201761
weren't you gonna never post in her thread again you lied about her wanting to cyber you and now you lied again you fucking sociopath
I'm 34 and I want a 12yo gf. Why am I like this?
>>686201145
Fuck, you are a retard
>>686201425
why do you think im nevada????????
>>686201877
>>686201882
>>686201885
>>686201907
Don't be so mad. Calm down
>>686201858
just lurkin here waiting for the avatarfag as Renko
>>686195738
alicelied.blogspot.com
Daily reminder this person still isn't a real psychologist, was never a burn victim, serial liar etc. etc. You get the idea.
>>686201828
I dual majored. I've said this nearly every thread.
*pinches her nose* I don't even...
>>686201859
Ah? Email me at [email protected] I'll send you a care package.
This is a real picture of alexander bolton from I hate everything. It looks like you can't stay in the shadows forever you nasty brit
!@#$%
>>686201858
literally no one thinks you're a friend of theirs
>>686202051
this is literally less valid than flusha's professional career
>>686195738
Is hypersanity a thing?
>>686195738
So I had a rocky time with a current gf, after two months she moved in with me and my parents with her dog, after three months of that, she found her own appartment, I paid for her damage deposit and her first months rent ($2200).
months go on, her dog stays with me instead of her small appartment (I have a yard).
at work one night after weeks off on and off again fighting, I kiss some other girl. I tell her, and she loses her mind, she ignores me and wont have anything to do with me, yet to pay me back, and I still have her 8 yearold dog that she doesn't want to see.
WHAT DO
>>686202051
And then theres grey right on schedule
>>686202086
maybe if you came up with a believable lie you wouldnt need to try to defend yourself so often
>>686201725
How should I make myself feel better? I feel like shit, it's hot as balls, and it's late.
>>686202194
it's not believable someone went to school for computer science and psychology? Amazing.
>>686202051
You still haven't fixed your testimonial entry system yet, motherfucker. Come back when your site is less shit.
Also, your aesthetic sense sucks assholes. It wouldn't be too fucking hard to spruce that shit up some.
>>686202086
>Care package
Will it be filled by your pretty lies?
>>686202217
overdose on heroin
that'll make you feel good
Woah this place is heating up lads ..............................
>>686202167
We don't even really know where sanity ends and insanity begins. It's an interesting idea, but there isn't enough research to back it up.
>>686202169
Take her to small claims court.
>>686202291
Mostly starches.
>>686201781
>>686201817
Yep.
>>686201877
I love my life too much, anonymous <3
>>686201882
Alice is my friend
>>686201885
That meme is getting old
>>686201907
You need to calm down and learn English
>>686202015
Because you're a lesbian
>>686202036
You should go to reimu's thread then
>>686202125
Alice does
>>686201893poison your wife and execute ur dogs, use the meet for money, takes care of your friendship problems, invest in some cryptocurrency mining equipment, that might outdo your job. Use ur mining money to get cops off ur tail if they are, takes care of job problem. Feel free to make memes now.
>>686202314
no drgs r bd an so r u
>>686202369
you're bad at lying
>>686202267
Are you on mobile or something? It's literally right there on the bottom of the page.
>>686201877
>>686201882
>>686201885
>>686201907
Have I mentioned the extreme irony of you guys claiming to be a community that helps and is kind to people?
>>686202027
Looks like Alice has a little attack chihuahua hanging out around here.
>>686202408
*badass
>>686202051
Ah, I see we have a detective in the thread. I require your services. My brother died recently and his will left half his estate to a woman named "Jeanette Chudly", I need you to track this woman down and find out whether or not she had something to do with my brother's death. This is a photo of them together. To contact me further, please reach me at ChomsyHonk (at) gmail (dot) com
>>686202458
im just an anon you idiot
>>686202366
That's a quality filename you've got there.
>>686202369
I don't know what time or day.
>>686202441
i never lie, anonymous
>>686202458
no one claims that idiot.
Hi psychologist I have a question
I've been four months with my girlfriend (we're young, 17yo) and none of us want anything sexual or related yet, but sometimes I feel the impulse, and I know I shouldn't do nothing like that yet. What can I do?
>>686202470
Why me and not the other fags? I like Alice but I'm not a dog. And she can defend herself
what dose it mean if I i have an erection that last for more then 4 hours
How about we just doxx this pathetic loser?
>>686202545
Every week day at 9PM EST
>>686202697
you gonna die
>>686202697
you must meditate to lower your arousal
>>686202359
10 month relationship, should i go to her work? or be an adult about it.
she's currently going though a mother with stage 4 cancer and her father passed away leaving everything to her uncle, that passed away before the will had been finalized...
>>686202619
*blinks* I would suggest maybe talking to your partner about that? If she isn't ready, then masturbate or maybe ask if you can escalate what you are doing currently. I mean, there are tons of steps between holding hands and anal sex; surely you can find a compromise?
>>686202697
Priapism. Seek medical attention.
>>686202698
Oh, I doxxed myself years ago.
>>686202697
You should jerk off and see what happens
>>686202698
no u
>>686202458
I'm not gonna write into a fucking comment form whenever I want to talk some shit on somebody's shit sucking blogspot, especially when I need to have a google account and a fucking name for it.
Also, again, if you're going to direct people to your shit sucking blogspot, at least have some ads on there or something. You're a bit cunty about the whole thing already, you might as well have ads too. ESPECIALLY because you leave the whole fucking thing white.
>>686202359
I dont need charity, I need motivation to fix things up
Isn't Alice 30 years old now?
Raúl-Will start posting nami pictures here.
Should I try touhou?
>>686202369
lmao no, im luka you fuckin idiot.
also no, why would Alice consider you a friend? You're literally shit talking her in this very thread.
>>686202086
alice will you listen to this recording of me playing i recorded since you've been gone?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V74ASpIjBg
its just fooling around so sorry if its no good but is it possible you would be able to use something like this in games you are developing (with better audio now that i have a new cable)?
>>686202542
I know right? I don't always name my pictures, but when I do. . . something something.
>>686202853
You've mad lies and pretended to be someone else*
FTFY
>>686202369
You need to keep your promises. Maybe then you wouldn't come across as such a incredibly awful, bitter and vindictive entity? The color 'desecrated dog carcass red" looks fucking TERRIBLE on you!
I think the colour that would suit you best would be brown because you're pretty much less than dirt.
>>686202841
Be an adult about it, but don't let her get away with it. Give her due notice and then file a claim in small claims court.
>>686202943
You get motivation from DOING, not from me; do something small, like start cleaning or pick a small project to work on, then work your way up from there.
>>686203071
Hmm. Maybe. I mean, you have some talent, but it needs to be refined a bit.
>>686203128
I can't even read this. Are these words? Am I cross eyed?
Please try again.
Alright I'll going there , but as an anonymous not avatarfag.
>>686202217
Plz
>>686195738
Hi yes sauce?
>>686203061
I was only kidding, she's not my friend anymore
>>686203167
Did Alice write that for you?
>>686203217
we dont have avatars in chat.
Also if you just log in itll be as a random string of numbers and you'll be kicked out in about 20 seconds.
You might want to come up with any sort of username
>>686203217
Go as an avatar <3
>>686203340
Yes, this is Alice, how can I help you sauce?
>>686203204
i could compose something more regimented that would be more fitting of a game if that's what you mean by refined
im only 18 so i have time to refine it :)
>>686203217
I've been posting for a while as essentially an empty signifier that only holds meaning when I decide to ascribe meaning to it. So, not really an avatarfag, but anonymous-lite. Might work for you too.
>>686203217
If you avatar fag in chat I'll actually beat your ass
>>686203345
No I've got a pretty good vocabulary. Also, don't insult Alice with such comments! She is MUCH more intelligent than myself!
>>686203204
You lied about who you really are and have tried to convince others that you are Alice the psychologist who was abused and all this other shit.
In reality you're just a shell of a person who was abused physically and sexually as a child and have escaped into your own reality.
By pretending to be a psychologist and attempting to offer advice you are only running away from your own problems.
Life would be easier for you if you committed yourself to suicide.
Your family would be happier without you and /b/ wouldn't give a fuck either way.
Heres my question:
Am i Naked?
>>686203340
W-why are those people wrestling?
>>686203480
It's definitely good work for such a young age <4 I commend you. I'm terrible at music.
Are all of these threads full of people getting mad and other people calling Alice out for being a liar?
>>686203555
>>686203569
>>686203377
Demn it I forgot to put the post number, i mean to reimu threads not on chat
>>686203585
Who even are you?
>>686203340
Get me sauce on that red head Slut
>>686203653
also, heres a song to cheer you all up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuvdzBt64RQ
>>686203726
if i were to compose something
can u give me any guidelines as to genre, length, loopability any other factors
>>686203071
that was actually good m8 i liked it
i hope you can play this song too it's too depressing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1je7SR6Ntnj
>>686202853
bud its was a joke i was not expecting a real answer
>>686203823
My name is Sanae, can you not read?
>>686203803
Yeah it's pretty bad, they're all blinded by Alice's propaganda
MANLY MAN HERE, JUST WANTED TO ASK IF U HAV ANY PROBLEMS THAT NEED SOLVING THE MANLY WAY. MOST OF WHAT IM SEEING IS PANSY ARGUMENTS ABOUT CARTOON PEOPLE, SO IF U MANLY MEN HAVE AN REAL PROBLEMS THEN ASK.
>>686203804
Oh, yeah, those are fun too. Being an avatarfag is not mandatory there.
>>686203803
I don't know, but it's so disgusting.
>>686204017
Why do you have a tiny penis?
>>686203803
no, just when certain people show up to stir up drama
>>686204000
*smiles* I like to play along.
FUCK YOU !
>>686203940
>i hope you can play this song too it's too depressing
i could learn it, it doesn't sound too bad but what is it
>>686204016
>they're all blinded by Alice's propaganda
>>686204017
MANLY MAN, how do I get swole without losing cardio capabilities?
>>686204016
as opposed to your propoganda, dog killer?
>>686203700
O-ok
I-I th-think it's time I go
>>686204016
Please help me alice is literally keeping me hostage in chat at gunpoint
>>686204174
The title of the song is blikje phantasm put piano version on search bar you can get the score from quetallo i think
>>686204024
These threads are supposed to be for anons only, actually.
>>686204011
You're kind of creepy...
>>686204184
is true!
>>686204248
that lie is getting old
>>686204016
blinded by an inability to drag themselves away from something tantalizingly sweet that's different for each person.
>>686204120
BECAUSE I WAS INCAPACITATED IN AN ALLYWAY AND A GANG MEMBER CUT MY PENIS OFF. IT REALLY HURTS AND CAUSED SEVERE PHYCOLOGICAL TRAUMA.
>>686204266
I have a sneaky suspicion you're not>>686204327
>>686204299
She doesn't need a gun to keep you there forever
>>686204356
yeah it isnt a lie what is is you saying alice somehow tried to extort cybersex out of you when you were trying to suck kermits dick in chat lol
>>686204425
Welcome to 4chan my newfriend
Please lurk more before posting
>>686204404
Why do I think your voice sounds like solid snakes
>>686204453
uhh how does she do it then? its a fucking chat room just leave you idiot lololol
>>686204356
Tell me about the alice propaganda
>>686204534
It was a joke m8
>>686204356
yo
its me, from the skype chat where you acted retarded
>tantalizingly sweet
>>686204327
Well that never fucking works, does it?
>>686204621
Are you still posting?
I'm reading all the Drama related posts and I'm so confused because I don't know anyone
it's 9:04 guys where is it ?
>>686203804
Hey there. Sorry to disappoint but I don't think I'll be making my own thread tonight. I haven't slept in about 36 hours pretty soon so I need to catch up on some sleep.
I'll be there tomorrow night at 8 CST though, so come hang around with me then if you can! <3
>>686204665
Alright, we're at bump limit!
I'll be back at 8AM EST, same as always.
Email me at [email protected] if you need me for anything urgently.
I love you all, and I hope you all have a wonderful night.
With all the love in her infinite heart,
Alice2.
>>686204246
THATS GOOD QUESTION, MOST PEOPLE WHO TRY FOR SWOLE ARENT AS GOOD AS RUNNING. MAKE SURE TO BALANCE URSELF OIT WHEN BINGE WORKING OUT. I HEAR SWIMMING IS GOOD BUT IF YOU EANNA BE MANLY MAN ABOUT IT I SUGGEST SPRINTING WHILE WEARING A LARGE BACKPACK OR CARYING SOMETHING HEAVY ON YOUR SHOULDERS, LIKE A LOG. ALSO DONT DRINK SODA, DRINK GATORADE ITS WAY WORSE FOR YOU.
Can someone say why everyone seems to hate alice? I've seen the blog, but I don't see any reason why you hate her.
I will pray for all the people Alice is manipulating and I hope you can all see Alice for who she is before it's too late.
Goodnight thread
>>686204356
At least I don't need to desecrate a carcass of an innocent creature to reach climax.
>>686204865
Same
>>686204865
Who said she's worth hating?
S A G E
A
G
E
>>686204802
No I'm a ghost oooooooo I will tell you how to summon a succubus and get her to suck your peeper oooo
>>686204915
yeah again ive been in her threads for months how is she manipulating me
>>686204915
You didn't tell me about the alice propaganda.
Now alice will force me to have cybersex or something.
>>686204992
little late, buuuu-ddy
>>686204557
BECAUSE HE (AFTER GOOGLE SEARCH) LOOKS MANLYISH SO IM SUGGEST HE ALSO CAPSPAM LIKE A REAL MANLY MAN.
>>686204859
Night
>>686204865
Trust issues.
But I don't want to go ahead either, I just want to enjoy the relationship as it is now, I'm too young
>>686204859
fuck you alice
you acted like a condescending twat when i presented my music
you patted me on the head for being "good for my age" but needing refinement
all your compliments are demeaning and make me want to kill myself
>>686205033
Don't worry, I doubt I'd have time these days, what with work and making a game and such.
>>686205075
*waves*
>>686205162
Not sure if that is actually Ticks, but if it is, I wasn't trying to be condescending.
>>686205011
Geeze dude, this is why /b/ is so cancerous.
You underage b& pricks and your shitposting.
Seriously, lurk more before posting, get a feel for the place before you just go around posting what you feel is right.
>>686205162
So your music is shit
But not all is lost for you
And you're mad at the person who gives you a wake up call and tells you that well, your music is shit?
Git gud.
>>686205162
If I told you too kill yourself, would it have the opposite effect?
>>686201582
hey anon my dad had cancer too, shit was fucking tough, just try to live it like you.. you know what? there's no solution for this kind of stuff, just fucking survive it that's the beauty, even if the pain seems to be irresistible just hold it, and thes let it go, it's like life, you hold it for a while and then you let it go, be careful to not hold it to tight, or letting go too soon
>>686205162
The cuntiness is hidden behind a very thin mask.
>>686205011
>No I'm a ghost oooooooo
Underage b& detected
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