So like I feel like my cleavage looks really ugly and way to big and Idk I'm also slightly intoxicated and yeaaaaa >.<
bubbbbsss <3
are they saggy you stupid bitch post tits n timestamp sage thread
Are they too big? I feel like they look gross...
Ugh I'm so embarrassed that I'm doing this >.<
I would lick and suck on those from here to breakfast.
I see your problem OP: you're actually a 40 year old balding fat guy.
timestamp
or write leroy jenkins on your titty
>>686193777
lol nope nice and perky. Mr. Meanie head
>>686193951
upvote
>>686193426
REQUEST
Pic of those boobs in the bra
I think they look great. Show face.
>>686193785
Babe your tits are beautiful <3
>>686193785
>>686193634
>>686193426
>Are they too big? I feel like they look gross...
Ugh I'm so embarrassed that I'm doing this
you are such a attention whore. timestamp now or gtfo
>>686193849
oooh before or after the pancakes
>>686193785
Stop trying to hide the sag by lifting your arms right up. You think people are fucking stupid or something? It's like those people that cross their arms to hide their stomachs... YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT MORE OBVIOUS.
>>686193777
This. Heavenly trips tells the truth. Beat it, bitch.
Even capta thinks your fat ass needs to go back to the ocean.
>>686193976
post timestamp you faggot
>>686194243
I'm posting it meow the pen isnt working give me a min
>>686193426
No worrys OP
You are really hot, more or less my type, and you are making me horny
>>686193426
If you can see straight lines like towards the top of your cleavage I do find it ugly. They're a bit saggy. But, they'll only get worse from here, so enjoy them while you can.
>>686194463
hurry up you reject
>>686193785
Not too big, but shaped poorly. Nipples are too big though.
Time stamp required. (In case you are a summerfag a time stamp is a bit of paper with the date, time, and board name.
EX
<5/25/2016
<4:44
</b/
assbumps
>>686194532
That's my tribute, keep bumpin, and timestamp pls
no time stamp
>>686193785
>>686194340
soo impatient
>feeding the troll with no time stamp
>>686195051
Timestamp should be at the start of the thread reject
You time stamp faggots realize there's a date in the mother fucking image title right?
>>686194781
4chan is stoops and my friends ,ouse m,oves too quick and all these damn palm trees and fucking rivers are making it difficult too prove that im not a robot... I'm too drtunk fdr this
Show soles of feet?
>>686195411
>Implying it's not possible to change image name
Gtfo autist
>>686195411
Anyone can name a file, moron
>>686195464
Nah. Get drunker, it'll even out.
>>686193426
timestamp twit,
>>686194252
before, after, AND during
>>686195411
You can change the title you idiot.
>>686195464
>drunk
Me too. Show lips plx
here is the time stamp :)
>>686195769
>>686195620
>>686195411
trolls trolling trolls
>>686195850
Tits are fucking amazing
>>686195850
You've got a cute face and nice tits. I'd cum in you no problem.
>>686195850
Alright then, your tits are fine but can we get a pic of them in the bra without you holding them so we can get a sense of how good/bad they are?
>>686195606
>>686195620
>implying a stupid bimbo would know how
go play minecraft alone, mama's boy
>>686195850
Not bad.
>>686195850
Now show dem titties with no arms up.
>>686193426
omfg girl I'm in love
>>686195850
Thank you 10/10 would bang again
Dick is almost diamonds keep it up, >pic related
>>686195850
whats the problem? why are you here? do you not get enough attention posting selfies on facebook? did your bf cheat on you or something?
>>686196044
>>686195850
great tits, would fuck the shit out of you.
>>686195850
my fucking lord you're cute as fuck in the face too you're tits are not perfect but that makes them perfect to me
please don't stop stay here posting all day so i can jack off to you for years
>>686193426
Is your name Gwendolyn?
>>686193785
personally, I like them. I'd like to squeeze and lick and suck those nipples. your nipples are pretty hot
Nice tits. What do you think of my cock OP? it’s over 8.25 inches long
Dutchie here. You're fucking awesome. Didn't need to show tits to convince me of that. Rock on!
>>686196313
sooo meannn. I dont have a boyfriend and im just bored like every other fucker on this site. but umlike you i have tits to take pics of lol
>>686196330
Just put your arms down girl. They're great tits let us see them as they are most of the time.
>>686196426
dont fucking scare her away my god those tits are god tier
>>686196330
Eh, your fine. id say solid 8 but some of the others would think thats being a bit too generous,
anyway, 8/10 time to roll dubs for pic requests or are you not that kind of whore?
>>686196537
I'm sure he has tits too.
>>686196440
you kind sire... It looks like a penis to me
>>686196330
Ass, Gimme ass.
>>686196582
i second this
I would love to see how they look in a diff color bra
Plz provide
>>686196330
Tits are good but the bra is probably a cheap peice of shit. Go and get fitted properly for a good one and your tits will look better in it.
>>686196656
Is it a good size?
>>686196330
I'd go for some ass too
>>686196537
oh so you really are a attention whore. must have been a bad day today huh. you don't have a reason to be bored you're a woman, all you have to do is pick a guy from your friends list on facebook who you think is attractive and send him the same pics you sent at beginning of thread. tell him to meet you he will.
>>686193426
post feet, or ass on soles.
>>686196725
third, roll dubs for the pic?
REQUEST
pic of side boob
>>686196411
>you're
>>686196730
I would offer this but I'm at my friends house and i dont have that kinda thing with me >.>
>>686196330
How about we see your pussy?
>>686193785
I'd like to sniff and lick your armpits. At the end of a long hot day, I'd have you take your bra off, lay on your back and I'd lick the sweet salty sweat from under those big gorgeous titties
Show us ass
Write gtrain as best as you can on paper and post next to boobs
Let's see how drunk you really are
>>686196867
Kek
i love your tits op, are you from canada id suck on them :D
Aaaaah hahaha I know you.
>>686196765
Is it but its from victorias secret? what other good quality bras are there?
>>686197032
i dunno, the lacy ones?
>>686197032
A real brand not mallswag
>>686196808
BUt thats no fun this is fun and whjats done is done///. oh look more rivers
>>686193426
Where dat ass at that goes with those ?
>>686196330
At least one fem fag how knows the rules alleluia I'm gladly give you a 9.1476/10 mastoblasto now show ass please or face
>>686196330
show us your lower parts too.
>>686197334
I like this. you sir are a winner
Ass or GTFO
>>686193634
I'd love to, lick n suck on them, slowly working my way down your stomach towards your throbbing clit. You feel my warm breath hit your clit as I part your lips wide tenderly sucking and licking on your swollen clit.
alright show us your pussy now lips spread
>>686194218
Lmao you called a stranger on 4chan babe you are so fucking beta
>>686196411
>stay here
>so i can jack off to you for years
What a fucking loser
>>686196277
>10/10
Come on now don't be this desperate
>>686193426
Me thirsty this was it ? End off bread?
>>686196808
>a attention
Illiterates don't get to judge anyone
>>686197673
>spelling/grammar invalidates the point
>>686195850
Please write
Tumithak
on your tits.
>>686193426
yes
fuck this teasing shit, I'm leaving and your tits are saggy and ugly, I was only saying they look nice to see more of you. bye you gross whore
>>686197023
>>686196808
hahaha fucking jaded virgin alert
not even op and you come off as pathetic dude
she provided timestamp, just stfu and let her post
>>686195850
Can you write
Tumithak
on your tits please?
>>686193785
THE MILK'S GONE BAD
>>686197577
Lol cybersex
Is this aol?
>>686193426
Op write Tumithak on your tits.
>>686197842
Precisely.
https://join.skype.com/FO3zFw2oBJOC
Show your god damn ass woman.
13/10 would date and marry
>>686195850
Those glasses are problem glasses
Tumithak + ass or GTFO faggot.
>>686193634
Write Tumithak on your tits pls.
>>686193785
Want to suck/10
>>686196277
Kek poor guy micro penis/shame haha
>>686198237
also from the half of your face, you're very cute op, please post more
OP upload a pic of your kik or snapchat?
nice tits OP, remind me of my EX
keep posting :)
>>686193426
OP, write
Tumithak
on your tits pls.
>>686198052
I dont have a marker tho... :(
>>686198512
Clearly someone who can't get normal nudes so needs to beg anon for pics.
What a fag.
>>686198580
you have a pen?
lipstick?
>>686198580
Hey OP, got kik or snapchat? ;)
https://join.skype.com/va1xm6RBzcdJ
>>686198488
aw thankee i think...
Came here for tits. Was not disappointed.
need you standing up right for an honest opinion so far so good but yes we need to see then during full hang in order to asses you're tits sexy level properly. try again op
>>686198222
trips of truth
>>686198590
I want to thank you for your very ignorant response to my question. I usually don't lower myself to the same level of hateful ignorance as people such as your caliper, but I felt you deserve and/or wanted recognition for your comment... why else would you post something so malicious on a social networking site where anyone can read it? I am truly baffled how you, a person who has never even had a short conversation with me, let alone met me face to face, can conclude such a radical opinion about a complete stranger.
If you did know me, you would know that I'm a stay at home mom, with two young nephews and an infant of my own to look after. Not to mention, help four adults through their day. That equals out to seven people I cook for, clean up after, and all around take care of a day. At the time I wrote that message, I was helping two children do their homework while simultaneously preparing a full meal for six. Granted, had I taken a few moments longer to read it, I would have known the answer to my seemingly 'dumb' question. But as you can see, unlike some people, I have a life other than 4chan and many responsibilities; therefore, I really don't have time to read every detail.
Since I'm a 'dumb bitch' because of my comment, I'm going to assume because of your comment, that you're a pampas ass who wouldn' know a really man even if he hit you on the back. I'm assuming this because no real man would ever call a random woman a 'dumb bitch' unprovoked.
I often forget how horrible, insensible, rude, and all around hateful one person can be to another. You have brought me back to the harsh reality of life and inadvertently humbled me. So thank you. Despite how mean and ignorant you have been, you have done me a favor.
Please don't reply to this, I wish you say nothing more on the subject.
>>686198683
oh noes i dont... I dont know how to use them. Im a bit poo with techology
>>686193426
tumithak on tits
>>686198580
a knife will work too
>>686198580
Nice tree of life pendant
>>686198858
far too long too read. anon fails. again.
>>686194218
Cringed hard
OP is a faggot
>>686198858
You mean caliber? Lower to someone elses caliber?
Either a poor bait or you actually are an absolute tool.
>>686198858
STFU you fucking jew
>>686193426
She isn't even attractive.
You guys are the reason women don't have to work hard to get boyfriends/husbands/families. All handed to them on a plate.
THE THIRST IS REAL.
>>686199009
All I got from that post is that the first anon is apparently being measured with calipers?
>>686193426
WRITE TUMITHAK
>>686194043
>upvote
upvote<
>>686199325
THIS
>>686198378
That is not a micro penis. Yes it may be small but a micro penis has no shaft at all. All you can see is the head.
>>686199325
upvote
>>686193426
Do something slutty and become legend. If you walked around in public with a skirt and no panties and took pics of your pussy rn, you would be goddess level
>>686199180
>She isn't even attractive
I agree, she's an over weight, four eyed, floppy titted bitch hog
>>686198973
thankee :) it has a shell at the back of it
>>686195850
You look like a girl I know, but her tits are tiny.
What ya drinking OP? I'm kinda drunk too
>>686199539
Roll for my idea, will you do it for trips?
>>686199534
fuck off summercunt
>>686199180
That was pointed out and shot down by beta fags accusing other beta fags of being beta fags for pointing it out.
>fucking autists going crazy over ugly tubular tits that are 80% areola
>could probably see a better pait on your average trip to wallmart
>Britbong here and even I know it's true
>this samefag tumithak guy
fuck off nigger just photoshop it yourself if you want it so bad
>>686199540
i scoff at you... thats quite mean sir. Im not supre gorgeous model level but im a decently proportianate human being thankee very much
>>686199726
Motherfucker do you think you are tough shit or something? Posting this spam shit from behind your fucking keyboard? Wow. You are one classy motherfucker. It's times like this I wish we had fucking mods fucking watching this fucking shit for spamming bullshit like you keep fucking doing. Fucking nigger ass crybaby fucking spamming a thread. What the fuck is your problem? Wow. I fucking wish I could reach through the internet and fucking rip the connection of your computer for trying to pull shit like this in a fucking thread. Wait, no, I changed my mind. I want to fucking meditate until I earn some fucking teleportation powers and then I'd fucking port right into your shitty basement fucking room right behind you without making a sound and then I'd tap you right on the fucking cheeto-stained shoulder while you're laughing your fat dumb fucking ass off as you hit submit submit submit over and over with your stupid then and then clock you one right in the fucking jaw and knock you to the fucking floor for being so stupid. And guess what? I brought a fucking sledgehammer and I rock the ever loving piss out of your 7 year old piece of shit computer that you can't afford to fucking upgrade. I'll fucking laugh as I toss the remains out the fucking window and then I'll break both your fucking knees for good measure, you useless piece of shit. Then I port away and drink some fucking vodka laughing about how your dumb ass is banned, broken, bleeding, and down once computer. You shit. You fucking piece of shit.
>>686199573
lol lemon vodka with rasberry arizona... i tried the peach arizona but its superrr icky
>>686199864
>Size 1x
>Decent proportions
Yeah... no, you're fat.
>>686199864
pls write Tumithak on tits.
>>686199864
I'd pretty much ravage you. Put a baby in you asap.
>>686200151
depends on what your idea of skinny is. I'm a curvy lady and proud of it... i have birthing hips :)
>>686199864
you are super fuckable.
>>686199715
u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum korean masturbation website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
>>686200048
Vodka and cranberry grape juice is where it's at, you could mix it half and half and barely even taste it
I can't drink vodka anymore, it makes me wanna fight everybody. So I just stick to strong beer and cheap whiskey
>>686199864
Why are your fingers so long?
>>686200306
awww thankee anon you sir are quite sweet yourself
>>686200415
Yes mate
>>686199864
You're distinctly average.
It's the fucking losers fawning over you who piss me off.
By treating average looking women as if they're goddess, women can demand that men fulfil a long list of criteria... but never the other way around.
>>686200281
>i have birthing hips
you down to prove that?
>>686199864
then show your god damn ass
no chin alert, she won't show ass you think the tits are saggy????!? hahah she got a tubby butt and fat tummy thats why her shorts pulled up
>>686196330
would marry
>>686200281
You're fat, there's no getting around that with curvy, you're not curvy, you're fat.
You're not morbidly obese, you're just fat. Didn't say there's anything wrong with that, just quit bullshitting it with curvy, you're not curvy, you're just fat, accept it.
>>686199864
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I didn't know you browsed b. Fucking Ayy, that's fucking awesome..
Well I like...
>>686197577
Dude, just cause OP posted her tits doesnt mean she wants to sext you.
You are probably old and fat. Also nobody else in /b/ wants to see your failed attempt at sex talking to a real lady, and finally, donr ever become an author.
You had 2 sentences but used the word "clit" 3 times. Its too much
>>686199864
fucking perfection
just the best tits ever
>>686199864
I'm just fucking with you. You're a beautiful person
>>686200532
aw, thanks.
ITT: Obese kissless virgins fingering the pisshole of the micrococks over tits any self-respecting man wouldn't even use as a cum rag
>>686199864
If you want to pull the curvy bullshit go post selfies on facebook along with other attention whores
>>686199864
i love you, please post more
o shit waddup
>>686199864
You have nice eyes and a cute face, but yes you would probably be happier with yourself if you lost some weight, and it would most likely make your boobs look better too. That's not to say you look bad, but if there's something about yourself that you aren't that keen on, or get concerned about on a regular basis, why not just work on the thing that bothers you?
That said, the thinner you are the more shitty guys will go for you just for your body, so there is a trade-off in value.
Personally I work really hard on my figure, because whilst I know my girlfriend isn't with me for my body, I want to look the best I can for her.
>>686200196
Here you go bunny
Show the bumblebee tattoo on your ancle
>>686200876
you're such a faggot anon
>>686201046
show your ass
>>686201046
omg thanks !
I'm going to jack my little dick to this.
t. umithak.
>>686199864
So fucking sexy sweetheart
>>686200416
that sounds like it would taste a bit funky. lol i cant drink whisky it makes me violent and vodka just makes me more outgoing then i usualkly am... hence posting my tits on 4chan... i'm actually quite shy
>>68620104
ass and feet nooooooow
>>686201046
thats such a suckable areola
>>686201046
what does daddy think of you posting nudes to a bunch of strangers? he'd be so dissapointed his little girl turned out to be such a cum hungry slut
>>686201046
that beautiful nipple!
>>686201046
Can you PLEASE post one of you sucking/biting your nipple or, your ass and feet???
Pretty please?
>>686201046
lovely but could use less tumithak
>>686201046
i love your hair
>>686200590
oh my goodness... i'm a bit to drunk to reply to this... but you sir seem quite sad... why dont you treat yourself to a bag of cheese doodles
>>686201046
bend over and spread your asscheeks
>>686201046
i loooove your nipples. show your big fat butt? or fat pussy lips
o shit waddup!
Diamonds. Think you can write kapinos on the other tit?
>>686201353
>>686201332
>>686201208
>>686201046
>>686201267
Can we all have a small toast to OP's body? she looks fantastic and should know!
>>686201046
I like your tit veins.
>>686201128
I'm trying to get her to take her pants off
>>686200592
Sure take aplane over here implant a baby in me then lets get a time machine and when im in teh delivery room you can have some scientists come and prove if they are in fact birthing hips
>>686201414
I kekd at this. Good show.
>>686195850
Siobhan? o.O
Do 1 like this if you can:D
>>686201013
is that supposed to be funny?
is that supposed to mean something?
i hope jesus takes you to heaven soon, you'd be such a sweet little angel...
>>686200416
Vodka mixed with orange juice and cranberry together is actually really good. I have never been a fan of cran-grape.
Post your ass....
>>686197245
would you prefer bigger?
>>686201428
thats a fucking cute butt
>>686201428
show that perfect pale ass
>>686201553
>implant a baby
I'm willing to put all my time and effort into this experiment
>>686200681
okay i shall accept my fate... but can you accepot that you are a sad man who has a chod who puts anbon down on the interwebs and who lives in his moms basement?
I bet your face looks like a Yeti.
>>686201517
i agree anon
>>686201530
she's using you for attention faggot, she's not going to take her pants off otherwise she would have had by now.
There's better pussy out there from real women who want attention just as bad, this one is just manipulating you faggot.
>>686201633
>>686201414
you should take your pants off
>>686193426
"/b/ With no Rules", on Telegram.
>Here to join:
>https://telegram.me/joinchat/CntsWT9gFyR0nXItEyM1NA
>>686201517
I all for a toast, let me fill my glass with whiskey
Op, you're gorgeous, and I would love to be with you.
>>686200999
you sir are quite nice... whatever should i post?? ive run out of ideas.. shall i put on a magic show with my boobs?
>>686201553
Sounds like a plan
>>686201046
a fine nipple you have there m'lady. mighnt i suckle it in hopes of a nutritious swallow of your warm milk?
>>686201046
OP could you write "Happy Birthday Brad" on your other tit? It's my birthday and no one gives a shit..
where are you from?
>>686201745
ha, i wish i lived in my moms basement, i havent seen her in ten years.
you're a fat bitch who can't get laid because you have daddy issues out the ass, and the men you want can see right through you and don't want a fattie. thats why you're here, because you can't get real attention from real people in the real world, out there, you're just another fatty who has to give pussy away to get attention.
>>686201935
i love magic
and i love your boobs
>>686201767
Is this true op? Are you manipulating me? you manipulative bitch. I'm really leaving this thread this time and I'm not coming back and you are a fat bitch hog. HAHA. not coming back to see your response
>>686202059
>A
calm your tits anon and just bask in the glory of OP's body.
>>686202030
1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy little sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for airover 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail is hermaphroditte faget becaus he hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because affirmative action.
>>686196503
says the one on mobile
>>686201428
>>686199864
Post your feet!
>>686201935
Anything you want to post, ive already fallen in love with you, doesnt happen much here on 4chan
>>686202059
Someone has hurt you. Tell us her name.
>>686202174
Classic
>>686202174
...wtf anon
Nice set of accordions OP
>>686202174
ive missed this
>>686202183
i fucking love pale girls
>>686202183
id love to bruise those legs
>>686202178
Why does this suddenly matter?
Sent via the Samsung Galaxy Note® 4, an AT&T 4G LTE smartphone
>>686199864
OP is a faggot
>>686202183
>smoking ciggarettes
fucking grosssss
posting feet for whoever asked for it
she just has a tit issue, she posted tits. should be happy with that. If she had a ass issue there would pic a pic already:D deal with it guys
Beautiful chest op, nothing to be ashamed of at all.
>>686201428
>>686202183
>>686202643
not into feet but whatever
>>686193426
OP what country?
>>686202734
I would love for you to take a drag, suck my dick a little, then exhale.
>>686201046
do you have Kik? you should get it on your phone and chat with me: bigplays82
>>686202643
Aw damn your feet are cute, would love to play wih them
>>686202643
Not too shabby, thanks
>>686202643
Put your index finger in your butt.
>>686201046
write TRUMP 2016 on your left tit
>>686202643
oh no
Oh no!
OH NO!
OOOOOHHHHHHH NNOOOOOOOO!
>>686202643
9/10 would suck and rub
op, this is a reare occasion for me, and i've fallen for you...
Post a pic of your pussy or ass
>>686202599
she does it to keep her weight down
Would love to take a dump between them flapjacks
Can I see your butthole please?
>>686201935
your cunt, that's what you're here for
Show ass spread
>>686203154
seconded
Absolutely fantastic set of tits! Would you be able to rate my cock?
>>686203154
Thirded
>>686203175
Do it OP
